>tfw arceus is 2 out of 721 in the pokemon elections
>tfw jap kids voted for him only for the event
>tfw arceus is literally the slut of pokemon
>>26356021
D-don't call me a slut you stupid human.
>>26356047
why is he sweating ?
>>26356052sauce ?
>>26356021
Is the election already over? Who won?
>>26356085
>>26356053
he lost his ring thing
>>26356128
how did he lost it ?
>>26356047
>literally gave birth to the whole universe
>implying
>>26356151
Arceus gave birth to the universe.
Then Mew gave birth to life.
They're both tremendous sluts.
>>26356098
Based Magnemite at 26 between a the legends. Chuckled.
so what were the elections for?
>>26356098
Hoopa a cute
CUTE
>>26356151
1. There is more than one Mew.
2. Arceus is still sleeping in Sinnoh.
3. A Mew mated with a Mew.
>>26356382
1. There is one Mew.
2. Arceus fucked Mew with her futa horsecock.
3. Mew gave birth to humans and pokemon.
>>26356426
this is now canon
>>26356098
>lucario 2.0 at number one
>two pokémon that got/get events literally this year
>another goddamn pikachu
Mewtwo at number 11 is the only decent choice in the top 15. Everything else is either breedable or got an event within the last year.
>>26356098
why?
>>26356496
Magnemite is a huge meme in Japan (Why? No fucking clue) and they like to show that they're massive memelords.
>>26356426
Please stop posting fanon nonsense.
Arceus lives and sleep in The Hall of Origin. It have no interest in mating with a Mew.
Mew didn't give birth to Human.
That's pure fanon.
>>26356426
There is more than one Mew.
Stop posting fanon nonsense.
You are very inaccurate.
>>26356426
>arceus
>she
i want to see more of this
>>26356577
Arceus gender is Unknown.
>>26356551
Arceus used her massive horsecock to impregnate Mew. She stretched Mew's tiny pussy then filled her womb with potent seed. Mew then gave birth to the first humans and pokemon. This is a fact.
>>26356604
Fanon trash.
>>26356615
Prove it.
>>26356619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhsDkOiod4
>>26356496
>not loving magnimite
Consider offing yourself
>>26356650
So you can't.
>>26356021
Arceus was a mistake.
The Pokegods were a mistake
Gen 4 was a mistake
>>26356098
So nothing changed since the preliminary results? Kind of disappointing, but expected
>>26356699
Are you one of those "THAT WASNT CANNON!!!" guys, because it was and even if it isn't it still proves it can do it
>>26356699
Arceus created Universe and the lake guardians: Uxie, Azelf, Mesprit, and the creation trio: Dialga, Palkia, and Giratina.
>>26356699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhsDkOiod4
>>26356821
Not him but you do realise that's non-canon right?
>>26356821
What exactly does this video prove?
I mean it's just a bunch of images going by it doesn't even show the process of creation
>>26356831
Official Pokémon Timeline Confirmed by Toshinobu ... - I
>>26356850
Go cry to Game freak about it.
It's just Arceus created the Universe.
>>26356836
I already prove you wrong.
Arceus had no sex with a Mew.
Mew is not a single Pokémon. There is more than one Mew out there.
>Arceus births universe
>Palkia, Dialga, and Giratina put in charge of governing the forces that make up the universe
>Mew is created and births life
>Life diverges into Pokemon and Humans
>Legendaries shape the Earth, Govern Nature, Create Human Nature, Influence Culture
>Deoxys is an ayy
This aint hard guys.
>>26356973
Mew wasn't created by that time.
>>26356957
Lies. All fanon.
>>26356984
Well I guess Mew comes into play after the Earth is shaped. Kyogre and Groudon expanded earth and sea and then Regigigas personally towed the continents in place. Then life is created. Seems like the most logical course of events.
>>26357031
No. That's still inaccurate.
>>26357042
How in the fuck. Don't tell me Arceus filled Mew with its godly cock or some shit.
>>26357063
I'm not joking around with you about what's canon and fanon.
Canonically, Arceus created all three members of the creation trio after creating the universe, in order to balance the dimensional-aspect world andArceus also created the lake guardians, which represent spirit, before it fell into eternal slumber.
>>26357064
Mew and Arceus is not a female or a male.
I don't play around with fanon info.
I don't like fanon info.
>>26356098
So Greninja is gonna be the new Charizard huh, welp I better get ready for the slippery frog dicking
>>26357112
You seem to think, I'm joking around with you?
However. I am very serous about Pokémon lore.
A Mew didn't have sex with Arceus.
Arceus fell into eternal slumber.
It have no time for sex or anything like that.
>>26357112
Mew is not a male and a female.
They gender is Unknown.
>>26357157
Mewtist your lore is all wrong.
Everyone knows Mew and Arceus are sluts and have lots of sex. Especially with each other.
Ball slapping, semen draining, sex.
>>26357175
No. That's wrong.
I'm not joking around with you.
>>26357193
I don't play around with fanon info.
>>26356098
>Archeops #13
>Magnemite #26
>Arbok #43
>Armaldo #46
Those seem random as hell especially in between all of the legendaries n stuff. Are they popular in Japan? Or what is the reasoning behind them being in this list?
>>26357187
There is more than one Mew.
>>26357221
I'm not joking around with you.
I am a very serous man who take Pokémon lore very seriously.
>>26356098
So according to the Japanese:
Rayquaza > Kyogre > Groudon
Reshiram > Kyurem > Zekrom
Zygarde > Yveltal > Xerneas
Lugia > Ho-Oh
Giratina > Dialga > Palkia
>>26357244
Yet again, You still seem think.
I'm joking around with you.
I wasn't joking.
>>26357135
It already is the new Charizard. Playable in Smash, Ash's main mon in the Anime with its own special snowflake synchro evolution. It almost beat Diantha's M-Gardevoir in the anime and japs go crazy over that shit.
>>26356973
I think it's all just the Pokemon universe version of mythology, and no one knows entirely what's real or not. For example, Arceus clearly doesn't have 1000 arms, unless there's a form we don't know about. For all we know, Arceus could've belonged to the PKMN universe's human god.
>>26357311
Are you playing.
>>26357311
Are you playing.
unless are You are stupid and believe in your own fanon nonsense.
Cause, Canonically, Arceus created all three members of the creation trio after creating the universe, in order to balance the dimensional-aspect world andArceus also created the lake guardians, which represent spirit, before it fell into eternal slumber.
>>26357408
Canonically, Arceus created all three members of the creation trio after creating the universe, in order to balance the dimensional-aspect world andArceus also created the lake guardians, which represent spirit, before Arceus fell into eternal slumber.
>>26357442
You truly are stupid. You believe in your own fanon.
>>26357086
Do you have autism? Legit question, you don't seem to understand jokes.
>>26357492
Canonically, Arceus created all three members of the creation trio after creating the universe, in order to balance the dimensional-aspect world and Arceus also created the lake guardians, which represent spirit, before it fell into eternal slumber
What is this? Just a popularity poll from nipland?
>>26357585
None of that is true.
Arceus was just a egg once.
Mew is a time paradox.
>>26357508
I don't play around with Pokémon lore.
What was this all about?
>>26356594
Not anymore. I checked.
>>26356496
>>26356533
Magnemite is a mememon due to BW2's "Magnemite COIL" for the mall area. Hence it became extremely popular in Japan. Basically they put a Magnemite up and asked for a Magnemite and it led to very fast development of their Join Avenue.
/VP/ QUALITY thread.
>>26357670
I wasn't joking around with you.
>>26356098
My boy Archeops up there. Also how the hell is Zygarde up there
>>26357670
Canonically, Arceus is in a eternal slumber.
>>26357631
So it's a yes
>>26357724
God I miss that. Now the join avenue is so quiet.....
>>26357784
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTE2xaZ-ISw
>>26357797
Yeah it makes me sad. I hope they bring something like that to the new games.
>>26357765
There's more than one arceus
>>26357833
According to the infinite Multiverse?
It's possible.
