I want him to surround my head with his balloon bubble with noxious solutions
I want him to pop the balloon before he mounts me so he could hear me scream
I want him to abuse me and laugh maniacally all throughout
>>26355094
Dude
I'd love to know who came up with this abomination so I can slap them.
>>26355094
Uglier than Emboar, something that was thought to be an impossible feat.
>>26355094
I seriously want this design to be real so fucking bad.
It's so perfect.
>It upsets people.
>It's a scary clown which might scare children
>It looks cool
>Goofy into Pennywise
>bara while skipping leg day
>possibly water/fighting
Need this shit god damn
I hope it's real and I hope that it's dex entry acknowledges how fucking creepy it is. Love this guy
>>26355153
>skipping leg day
I fucking hate it when fakes are actually good looking
>>26355094
The only thing I dont like in this design is its face. If it had the snout and same structure Popplio has it would be perfect
>>26355094
>doesn't look like a sea lion
It's not that bad looking, but I can't fathom why /vp/ thinks this is real.
>>26355235
Because the idea of Popplio turning into a demented clown is amusing
>>26355245
Liking it is one thing, thinking it's 100% real is a whole other thing.
>>26355094
This thing
is
HORRIFYING
>>26355254
I don't think it's 100% real, I would love it to be
Maybe if this were revealed closer to release i'd stan for it
>>26355171
It just adds to how funny it looks.
>>26355264
>i'd stan for it
ATRL detected
>>26355235
I just want it to be real anon.
More than I want S/M to be good, because we all know it won't be.
>>26355153
Me too, it's pretty much Doctor Rockso the Rock and Roll clown.
Except he's a seal now.
I wonder if Rapelio also preys on other big intimidating mons just to prove his strength and madness
>>26355481
>Rapelio entertaining smaller mons with party tricks
>sees that bigger mons are not amused
>decides that since they clearly wants a fight to be amused, Rapelio decides to beat the fun into them with fighting techniques instead
>Fun for all Pokemon!
>>26355153
I'm so glad you're not in charge of anything on Gamefreak
>>26355273
True, it has X and Y and ORAS to live up to, that's a hard task on it's own but I have faith that Gamefreak can make a 3rd solid set of games in a row
>>26355094
This is eerily creepy. /x/ material. If its real I want stream myself wearing a clown outfit.
>>26355505
>I--I was keeping an eye on my son and daughter!!
>I wasn't thinking your tricks were dumb! I--I was just busy!
>S-stop!!!
>>26355505
>Dex entry
>"Despite its imposing appearance, it's genuinely friendly and wants to entertain other Pokemon. However, it is easily offended if Pokemon its size or bigger aren't amused by its show."
>>26355505
>>26355602
Alternate Dex Entry
>If it gets offended when snubbed by Pokemon its size or bigger. It would either defeat those pokemon and force them to watch, OR use the knocked out pokemon as puppets in its show.
>>26355094
I wish this was real.
>shiny colors reference the joker
If real.
Coulrophilia insues
See /vp/, this is what your Popplio hate caused it to turn into. Are you proud of yourselves?
>>26355664
But I never hated Popplio and I want Rapelio to abuse my whole party and me
>>26355668
>But I never hated Popplio and I want Rapelio to entertain my whole party and me
FTFY
Just make sure that you don't imply that its tricks are dumb.
>>26355130
And I can kill them.
>>26355153
>It upsets people.
>It's a scary clown which might scare children
the edge
>>26355679
I'll call him dumbface mcdumb right as he shows himself so he just skips to the pounding part
>>26355664
Apparently we didn't bully Oshawott enough
>>26355706
>Clowns are edgy
>>26355537
>It upsets people
>>26355724
wanting to keep away kids from a game for kids with creepy stuff is edgy
>>26355731
>kids don't love being scared
Anon are you retarded?
Horror games/movies are popular as fuck with children.
>>26355714
>A samurai is not enough of a fighting master in GF's book to be fighting type
>A clown might be enough of a fighting master in GF's book to be fighting type
EXPLAIN
>>26355738
Oshawott a shit
>>26355738
GF developed the Unova starters while hopped up on pain killers, nothing went right with them
>>26355736
>>26355736
>Watching memelords play Horror games is popular as fuck with children.
ftfy
At first I fucking hated this thing, but now it's by far my favourite.
If Popplio had stayed a clown I'd have been completely indifferent, but evolving into a strongman makes so much sense. I love the leotard suggestion as well. Also, the mane may be inspired by some species of sealion having maned males.
This thing looked weird to me at first, but now it seems like such a natural evolution of Popplio. Maybe the middle stage will be a ring master or something.
>>26355094
That face makes no sense for a seal though
Keep the body structure, that's neat, but chance the facial expression, also make it's nose longer so we can remember it's a fucking seal
>>26355782
The collar probably folds up to turn it into an aqua dynamic bullet shape.
>>26355094
I would like it better if they didn't get rid of the long nose
There's no reason to get rid of it when it's the noticeable design trait of what was originally a Sea Lion
>>26355130
Game Freak.
>>26355782
agree that the snout needs to be longer, but ppl saying its fake because it's creepy? well..
What's his name?
Bruno?
Brutus?
Pastuzo?
>>26355801
Conkeldurr is handsome
>>26355801
Conkeldurr isn't creepy in the least.
>>26355801
Conkeldurr is weird looking, but it doesn't have that psychopathic smile that rapelio has
>>26355815
Introducing Rapellio The Astounding!
Able to lift an entire car with one hand, and rape 5 children with the other!
>>26355726
edgy
>>26355094
Someone has been skipping leg day.
Official Rapellio theme song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhRnWMBcNQQ
>>26355738
>Samurott wasn't the fighting type
>Emboar was the 3rd Fire/Fighting starter in a row for whatever reason
Gen 5, all my worst nightmares came true.
>>26356099
>Serperior was a meh-tier subseeder without it's HA, which never got released until late Gen 6
I like it
The 3 most notable acts in a circus is the seal, acrobat and Strong man
Merging all 3 looks nice
>>26356116
>Serperior
>Meganium's defenses
>Sceptiles speed
>>>>>A move pool so bad it makes Meganium's look better
>>26355989
>underrated post
I know what I'm nicknaming him now.
The eyes and smile remind me of a creepy character from an old cartoon. Looney Tunes possibly? I'm not sure, but it's driving me insane.
>literally no source where it is from
>people are believing in it
Why are pokemon fans so retarded
>>26355738
Clown boxing is fun.
I want this fucking beast to be real, but in all honestly I'm not getting too hyped. It's not a criticism I use often, given where I am, but that doesn't even look like a Pokemon -and I love it all the more for that
I actually believe this, its just strange enough to be believable. The art is on point (just look at the anatomical glory of the hand holding the ball) and it feels like a genuine monster. John Gamefreak, you've done it again
>>26356544
I know it's fake, but I wish it wasn't. It goes from cute to creepy, my two favorites things.
>>26355171
> skipping flipper day
>>26355153
> perfect
> goofy into pennywise
youhave exact taste as me
>People scared of sea lion clown when Giratina exists
>>26356814
Giratina doesn't look scary at all. Looks goofy.
>>26355094
Rapelio, the ball fondler pokemon.
>>26356833
Visually speaking, it isn't scary. But it's more about how this new guy is just Rockso the Sea Lion, while Giratina's supposed to be this eldrich monster that lives in its own world.
>>26356862
>Rapelio, the ball fondler pokemon
I want to see Rapelio fondle balls of other strongmons
>>26355094
Is this real? It's been posted all day.
>>26356494
It looks like a john Wayne gacy painting
Someone should edit a shiny.
>Realizes it has Bum-gloves as hands
Nope, nope, nope--IT HAS TO BE REAL NOW, YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE ME LOVE THAT DETAIL AS A FAKE, PLS JOHN GAMEFREAK AND TIMMY, DON'T DO THIS TO ME
>>26355738
>Samurai
>Fighting
That's not how that works
Also it's not just a circus seal
It's clearly a fusion with an acrobat and Strong Man, all 3 of which are from circuses
Rapelio needs to be worshipped
>>26355341
dibs on calling mine Pennywise
>>26355776
south american sealions have a type of mane
>>26355664
Uhhh... Yeah
post yfw it's real
>>26355664
Aaaahh
NO
>>26357864
I already called that
>>26358057
I will service Rapelio
>le "clowns are scary" meme
nice post friend! upboated! xD
I want Rapelio to have his way with me
