Which starter will be this gens designated fat fuck?
popplio
>>26353771
All three of them
Popplio quite obviously.
>>26353771
Popplio barafags will love it tooIncluding me
There is at least one every gen, with gen 1 having two.
G1: Venusaur AND Blastoise
G2: Meganium
G3: Swampert
G4: Torterra (Empoleon is pushing it too)
G5: EMBOAR
G6: Chesnaught
Gamefreak will never understand we dont like these fat fucks.
>>26353836
Swampert is cool, though. His mega is shit, I agree.
>>26353771
Rowlet and Popplio
>>26353836
>Gamefreak will never understand we dont like these fat fucks.
Speak for yourself
>>26353851
We don't
probably Rowlet cos it's fat already
>>26353836
>Venusaur
Shit
>Blastoise
Great
>Meganium
I wouldn't consider it fat, but its an abomination regardless
>Swampert
Eh. Its mega is terrible that's for sure
>Torterra
Great
>Emboar
Great
>Chesnaught
Great, though
>buff = fat
>Chesnaught
>Fat
ok...
>>26353845
>mega is shit
I remember being a kid, around 6th grade, and almost crying when my mudkip turned into marshtomp and then swampert. I felt betrayed that the cutest mon ever turned into THAT.
I HATE the double weakness to grass
>fastforward
Megaswampert, looks like that kid that got bullied and lifted like crazy after college.
Total bro now. Took him a decade, but he made up.
With no Mswampert, he would be the worst starter for me
>>26353880
This guy gets it
Also Swampert is great and you're a fag
>>26353771
litten becomes a fat cat.
>>26353880
>Venusaur
Shit
>Blastoise
Great
>Meganium
I wouldn't consider it fat, but its an abomination regardless
>Swampert
Eh. Its mega is terrible that's for sure
>Torterra
Shit
>Emboar
Shit
>Chesnaught
Shit
FTFY
>>26353836
>Gamefreak will never understand we dont like these fat fucks.
*~+--||WRONG_OPINIONS||--+~*
>>26353901
>throws burning money at enemies instead of the flaming furballs it shoots as litten
>learns a fire type version of pay day
>>26353887
Are you retarded and/or blind? Chesnaught is obese as fuck.
>>26353771
My vote's for Rowlet.
>>26353940
I don't see any fat.
>>26353934
>fire-type payday is a physical attack
>stat spread is 70/65/120/105/85/85
>dream world ability is sheer force
>>26353940
Except he's actually lean as fuck and just has an oversize chestnut peel on his back.
>>26353836
>>26353836
>Listing Swampert as a fatty but not Charizard
Okay.
>>26353969
>>26353958
He's a bulky fat physical fuck who was a disappointment to everyone.
>>26354007
lol someone's angry and wrong
>>26354007
>bulky
okay
>fat
no
>physical
makes sense, its a knight
>disappointment
certainly not
>>26354007
>opinions that are factually incorrect as proven by undeniable evidence
>>26353771
Pooplio
Hopefully Shitlio because fuck that retarded piece of shit that only contrarian scum likes.
>>26353771
Pooplio
>>26354172
Like chesnaught was?
>>26354450
No, more like you
>>26354091
>lucario just in the picture for no reason
>>26354561
Lucario is the fourth friend in the circle of friends he was drawing.
>>26353880
This guy doesn't get it
Meganium is high tier and Chesnot is garbage
>>26354886
>Meganium is high tier
>>26353771
Even though I don't want it too, the water will complete the bara trio starters
>>26353920
Kys genwunner
>>26353972
Shut up, fatty.
>>26354886
They're both shit, let's not kid ourselves.And yet Chesnaught is still more useful competitively.
>>26354961
I feel like that Chesnaught should be nerfed to uselessness. Shit pokemon has no right to be viable in any metas whatsoever.
>>26354961
There's nothing shit about Chesnaught.
