>>26349042
THE L O L TRAIN NEVER STOPS
what the actual fuck
>>26349143
Triggered
>>26349052
What a faggot.
>>26349186
Obviously, this was before ORAS hit.
>>26349207
A sequel was made
>>26349048
heh, I like this one.
>>26349033
What pokemon is that with Jigglypuff?
>>26349092
>.gif
nice try
>>26349116
Delete this
>>26349296
L-l-lol?
>>26349093
hahaha
>>26349156
>>26349272
Post it, then.
>>26349296
I LOVE YOU CRYOGONAL
>>26349389
heh, thanks
>>26349389
these are cute. anymore pokemon stuff from the artist?
>>26349124
accurate...
>>26349640
This is retarded. There's no way they have an EXACT clone of your Pokemon, you would know if they switched them out.
>eceleb threads
>ebin webcomic threads
>fetishfag threads
>tfw the /v/ invasion is real
>>26349369
I hear she's a really cool dancer
>>26349748
no_fun_allowed.avi
>>26349708
a timeless classic
>>26349711
Is this sex?
>>26349033
you first
>>26349186
i wish the red text in the second panel there to completely ruin the fucking punchline
>>26349923
wasnt there*
>>26349656
>>26349448
What the fuck happened to Halolz anyway?
>>26349305
only good one. prob an edit
>>26350044
Why would you do this ;_;
>>26350133
The funniest thing here
>>26349333
Not funny...and doesn't have an actual point. 0/10
>>26349334
CHARIZARD RESISTS FIGHTING NOT FIRE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DELETE THIS
>>26350466
Out of all the unfunny ones here you could reply to.
>>>/t/umblr
>>26350497
What part of "fake ID" don't you get, Charmander?
>>26349703
Amazing
>>26350155
>doesn't evolve on the spot because of happiness/affection
>>26349048
Oh..........
>>26350530
>Out of all the unfunny ones here you could reply to.
>Tumblr boogeyman
Most of the unfunny ones had been pointed out already, sorry Anon.
>>26349201
It is about a game with a key feature being dress up
>>26350579
Power Man
>>26350585
>what is pressing B
>>26350630
>>Tumblr boogeyman
It's not a boogeyman when it's real, fag.
>>26350630
>he thinks most of these are funny
>>>/t/umblr
>>26349330
>>26350646
>implying dorkly has played enough pokemon to know
>>26350579
Mewtwo
>>26350689
This.
Anime Mewtwo created a storm powerful enough to wipe out all life on Earth by casually waving his hand around. How much damage could Mewtwo do by unleashing his full power?
>>26350676
I love it
>>26350676
best post ITT
>>26350534
Underrated
>>26349052
>protect isn't the best move to teach pokemon
>>26349605
If I recall the name properly, he does (or did, it's been awhile since I checked) a pretty goodnuzlockecomic. Probably some other one-offs too.
I'm looking for a comic but can't find it on google. There's a guy on a bench watching a pokemon give another a rose (one's a togetic I think) and in the last panel he says "you gonna fuck or what?". Does anyone have it?
>>26350630
>Tumblr boogeyman
but this does happen
>>26351365
>FUGH
>>26349333
To be fair you don't have to advocate for rights and need them yourself. The tumblrite here is actually behaving decently, and calms down when she gets what she wants, which is actually a pretty reasonable request.
>>26350288
Stopped updating
>>26350579
Darkseid
>>26352625
> L A S E R kills Super Saiyan God
why was this even fucking allowed
fuck that garbage
>>26350338
The extended comic has Mewtwo use Psychic to bring the bone back.
It reminds me of the Darth Vader Kid super bowl commercial.
>>26349656
This misses the point of the OG comic.
The other two should be saying Fire or Fire/Fighting, and Chespin should be saying Fire/Dark.
>>26350585
>Is beaten by a Dragonite.
>Should be evolving into Sylveon.
>>26349116
i want to fuck this deer
>>26352500
>pretty reasonable
It's stupid.
>>26349093
I don't get it.
>>26349747
The artist is retarded. What did you expect?
>>26353208
The artist is literally a rocket scientist.
>>26352860
Shit he so cute...i love N
>>26353276
>Shit N.... he do cute
kek
>>26353139
Not really, all they were asking for was an option for both genders and gender neutral, which in the pokémon universe could actually be a lot more common than it is here, considering they have genderless beings. If she was asking for a "snowflakeself" option, it would be retarded, but as it stands I don't see much of an issue with making people feel included.
>>26352838
>flying option
But gyarados is already flying type
>>26352922
This would have been kinda funny if the creator had bothered to write actual dialogue for Maxie.
>>26349747
This comic is for normies that don't know about hidden stats
>>26353487
This is already pretty fucking special snowflake though
It's one thing to enjoy being delusional in your own time and another to be shoving a meaningless standard into the faces of others
>>26351308
>fat butt
>>26353487
the main problem is the hypocrisy present in the last line, where she states it's obvious she is a girl, reinforcing the stereotypes she rails against
>>26349389
This'll come in handy next time Corocoro leaks
>>26353930
But he's the one there when there is news.
>>26353899
I think you're really stretching and going in too deep. I don't think that was what was supposed to be hypocritical about it, the hypocrisy was supposed to be that she was asking for something she didn't need.
It still stands as a good point though, maybe if it was presented more calmly and by less of a tumblr stereotype, it would come across more rational. If there was only a male option, all would play as the male, and that would be fine (like in LOZ), but if there is multiple gender options, it stands to reason that a nonbinary option shouldn't be too much to ask for.
>>26354050
I didn't really keep up with ORAS prerelease stuff, but if it helps...
>>26354083
Fucking think about this for half a second. How do you do a third option when there are only two body types in a game. I mean fuck you can't pick your height or weight. Also, what the shit would nonbinary be? A body with tits or without? It's a Fucking game.
>>26354111
An androgynous player type could be added to the game with no defining male or female features and gender neutral pronouns. If they managed to add a girl option, I'm pretty sure they're capable of adding one more.
>>26349915
This one gets me everytime
>>26354133
MAYBE that would work if you had toaster resolution, but in game you get pretty detailed shots of the pc going all the way back to the gameboy era.
Practicality aside, no one wants gender identity bullshit in Pokemon, which is exactly what this sort of addition would be catering to at this point in time. Especially not on the level of people who've decided they aren't a boy or a girl but have such a feeble grasp on biology that they sincerely believe they're some third thing. You could make a case for people who actually have some x/y chromosome fuckery to deal with, but that's not what's being pushed for here.
>>26354288
>no one wants gender identity bullshit in pokemon
But clearly they do. Is it really such an inconvenience to you to have a nb option ingame that nobody HAS to choose? I don't see where your issues are coming from.
>>26349411
Kekd
>>26354313
Because it's stupid.
It's catering to retards and I don't want my favorite game series filled with that garbage even more.
>>26354361
I don't think it's catering, more like making people feel included. Like I said before, if it were catering to things like "muh poneself pronouns, I am a skygender" then it would be dumb as fuck, but as it is I see no problems with having an androgynous option, so long as it's cute.
>>26354133
Apparently you didn't understand what I meant. The PC's are already pretty androgynous. Neutral pronouns are just ridiculous unless they do it for every character as in the real world you are still called by whatever the hell it is you resemble in appearance. Get your identity politics out of game and realise that it's fine just the way it is for now. Maybe in twenty years if we have a bunch more people come down with more mental illness they can think about adding bullshit like that too a game.
>>26354389
But having one character with neutral pronouns doesn't mean that they all need it. Your arguments are way too opinionated and flawed, you know this, right? All I'm trying to suggest is that we add one OPTIONAL player type, so that everyone can feel comfortable playing as themselves.In the real world, people are referred to by whatever pronouns they put forward, unless the other person is being a jackass. It's common courtesy.
>>26350579
Superman no contest
>>26350585
Time never changes in kanto, didn't you play FRLG?
>>26352636
No, it's accurate. Goku and his Dragonballz sucks
>>26353166
her vagina dumbass
>>26354589
>Borb
Well there's my nickname for Rowlet.
>>26349661
This one's great.
>>26349186
>explaining the joke
Jesus Christo
>>26350466
Too close to home?
>>26349257
I don't get this.
I think the joke is that noivern has 1 more speed than greninja and the standard specs set ohkos with hurricane or draco, but i don't see it.
>>26354974
are you playing dumb?
>>26355003
no?
252 SpA Choice Specs Noivern Draco Meteor vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Greninja: 342-403 (120 - 141.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
max speed greninja is 377
max speed noivern is 379
>>26355015
>>26349448
post the one with the oc who stole the joke
>>26349038
Thismade me giggle
>>26350676could he beat Saitama?
>>26352430
No, anon, it doesn't. Please learn the other websites have trolls just as dedicated as 4chan trolls.
Hell, most of them ARE 4chan trolls creating them to fuck with other people over stupid shit, who then see other people doing the same thing and think it's serious, so they ramp up their absurd was just as much.
Like, yes, SJWs exist, but most of them are just content with armor looking the same on both genders, being able to play as a guy or a girl (knowing full well an extrensive gender range would be a bitch to program) and the occasional homosexual/bisexual romance option.
Heck, few of them even have issue with skimpy armor, so long as it's not exclusively used for looking at tits. Case in point, FFXIV, and how it's skimpy armors look JUST AS SKIMPY on dudes.
>>26352860
Is there a version with Lysandre
>>26350155
>dorkly
Cringe
>ripping off a joke from Pokeawesome
double cringe
>>26353498
That's why she just drew a normal gyrados for that one.
>>26349661
Not
>Skuntank avoided the attack with it's Air Balloon
>>26354083
>I think you're really stretching and going in too deep.
That's what xhe said.
>>26354974
The joke is that if ice falls, it breaks. You're dangerously autistic.
>>26354288
>gender
>"having a feeble grasp on biology"
Gender is psychology you stupid fuck. Also, intersex births are EXTRMELY common, about 1 in 1.5k of all children are born intersex, but doctors will remove either berries or stick before the hormonal effects of puberty kick in, which can cause life threatening complications (typically with reproductive organs turning cancerous).
If you seriously think "only vagina" and "only dick" are the only things humans are born with, or that it is in ANY way related to how one views oneself, then you are a fucking idiot.
I'm all for not shoehorning in edge cases into video games (poor representation is worse than no representation), but if you honestly believe the shit you are saying, you are an idiot, and are just spouting shit with no research because surely your first thought MUST be correct, right?
>>26354722
I had an audible chuckle with this one.
>>26355015
Congrats, you just made a damage calc for a stupid joke
>>26355405
>EXTRMELY common, about 1 in 1.5k
>0.0006%
I realize in a sample size of 7 billion that adds up but it would have to be over a thousand times more frequent to be worth giving a fuck about.
Damn that sounds a little cynical for me.
anyone got the one about the Conkeldurr cement factory?
>>26356685
>>26351391
He doesn't play VGC or stall :^)
>>26354421
>In the real world, people are referred to by whatever pronouns they put forward, unless the other person is being a jackass. It's common courtesy.
No. In the real world, boys have a penis, girls have a vagina, and anything else is a freak of nature.
>>26350676
FUCK YEAH POWER-MAN
Haven't seen his ass in a while
>>26349296
tumblr
>>26356796
>>26353487
It's not actually asking you for your gender, though-- it's asking you for your sex, but since "sex" is a "bad word", they don't use it.
They don't use "gender", either.
>>26349923
Here.
>>26357174
>they aren't asking you for your gender they're just asking you for your gender
????
>>26357373
it's literally the same as the panel beneath it, just copy and paste man
>>26357423
I didn't do the edit, I had it saved from someone else. Didn't even know the original had that red text until I saw it in this thread.
>>26349033
>every pokemon can learn Toxic
guess it wouldnt be too hard to teach your pokemon to shit on its opponents, all things considered
>>26357395
Don't mind him, he is gonna reply with some tumblr-certified nonsense. Shitposting-season is coming early this year
>>26349186
Someone post the voiceover.
>>26356804
>only boys and girls exist
How is it in the 19th century, asshat?
Not necessarily funny, but adorable.
>>26354974
See, I have autism and even I knew what the joke was right away. Why the fuck are you looking so deep into this?
>>26356685
What irks me about that pic (and a lot of others about Team Aqua) is that the artists always forget that it would be raining cats and dogs 24/7.
>>26354288
What if they made the gender-neutral option a robot?
Because I'd play the FUCK out of a game where I can be a robot training pokemon.
>>26351365
I'd fuck her.
>>26359719
I'm sure kyogre would've eventually retired to the depths and let the world sort itself out
I mean, if not, then the old folktale of sailing off of the end of the world would've eventually become true, wouldn't it, noah?
>>26350676
These jokes are terrible.
>>26360160
The real joke is that you're upset about it
>>26356530
Actually that's 0.06%, percents go up to 100, not 1.
"Gender identity" is tumblr bullshit that happened to succeed at getting the dictionary changed but I can't let your math be wrong.LOL
>>26349048
Master kek
>>26360386
Welp here we go again.
>>26360113
Laffed
>>26360386
Nope. Go die in a fire.
>>26360386
>>26360386
I dont think I saw a single croped pokeporn comic here, if I'm mistaken link it in one of your responses, but I still dont see the logic in you foxposting here out of all threads
To tumblretards.
>>26360509
I think my favorite part of this is how much more ridiculous the detractors look now.
seriously, what even. looks like a south african stereotype-themed rodeo clown.
>>26360755
And what is the point of those thumb-sized hole earring things? Do they expect to hang Christmas ornaments on them or something?
>>26349038
This was so bad it actually made me laugh
>>26349225
LMAO BLOOD XD
![If-Im-wearing-a-bikini-where-do-I-put-my-pokeballs_o_127490[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DiYae0c.jpg "If-Im-wearing-a-bikini-where-do-I-put-my-pokeballs_o_127490[1].jpg")
>>26361044
THATS HILARIOUS FRIENDO
>>26349534
How fucking rad would it be like, if at night or something you could bump into really powerful Pokemon like that you couldn't escape from that would just fuck your shit.
>>26361242
That would be great but pokemon is a kid's game so it's likely never to happen. The closest I can think of is a cave like the one where mewtwo. It has powerful pokemon and if you are not prepared you can get seriously fucked up. Lets ignore that the surprise would be ruined because most people look up everything online (a habit I'm trying to break). Lets also ignore that you can just load your last save.
>>26361464
Anyone save that really sad story where Locke evolves into a Serperior and his parents die? Actually made me feel for the autistic fuck and the archive has been down for at least 24 hours.
>>26354361
You lost me. I was with you until you revealed you literally have no reason to feel this way
>>26356757
I don't get it
>>26356804
Amen
>>26356804
>>26360227
I'm kinda surprised people really think this. I learned about this shit before leaving high school.
>>26360097
This is hilarious, but drives me insane because its using a Unova Youngster and a Johto Bug Catcher.
>>26362162
>I learned about this shit before leaving high school.
The education system is for the most part exceedingly liberal so that doesn't surprise me. Can I ask when you graduated? I'm not calling you underage but I'm just curious, I graduated in 2013 and we never had that shit.
>>26360509
But anon, that is a real problem, there are like 20 genderfluid manchildren pokemon players that wants to be catered to. I mean, it is unacceptable that a franchise as big as pokemon still doesn't offer neutral pronouns and at least 5 types of genders in the year of 2016.
>>26362225
Your comment on the system doesnt really apply to me because I'm caribbean. Ours is fairly neutral. Graduated in 2012.
Actually, come to think about it, It was sort of an intermediate class between high school and college. It's a bit hard to explain, but it's like an extra two years after 10th grade? I dont know the last grade of high school there. I barely know how american grades work.
>>26362671
>Your comment on the system doesnt really apply to me because I'm Caribbean.
As a fellow Caribbean who grew up in the states this news surprises me. I figured they haven't even gotten over homosexuals to even fathom the concept of gender identity. But trannies are certainly a thing everyone knows about so I guess it isn't too far-fetched.
>>26357097
checked
>>26362671
Well in that case I'd probably chalk it up to the caribbean placing different values on things than the US, though I don't claim to know much of your politics. Over here, gender identity is left wing shit and conservatives generally don't believe in it, which is why there's so much controversy with it and debate about it.
The whole thing is really stressing my family out. My mother is a teacher and she's already had to deal with a boy trying to go into the girl's restroom claiming he was trans, because of that recent mandate that all public schools have to let trannies use whatever restroom they want.
>>26349052
Was gonna call him a faggot but I noticed the Yuno-tier face
>>26355295
The thing is, what you've described there isn't an SJW. That's an Egalitarian. An SJW is the kind of person who believes that being comfortable in your own body is inherently evil, and that we should glorify morbid obesity in order to not offend anyone.
I don't have a comic but may I instead present a performance art piece where a community tears itself apart from the inside over basically nothing
>>26362803
Eh, on homos its not much different from the states anymore. There's just people on two sides arguing stuff. We aren't like, learning that any of this is mental illness or any of that crazy shit.
>>26362828
Oh a lot of people don't like it, but there's a much greater sense of "I don't really care if its not happening to me, you do what you want" sort of thing.
Unrelated but
This whole fat vs thin thing is also kind of funny because nobody gives a shit about that here.
>>26365231
This pic triggers me.
The Law of the coservation of momentum combined with the inertia of matter in the train would allow Excadrill to drill and hit the enemy if it Excadrill is fast enough to drill through the rock, giving >>26365231
the desired effect.
>>26365311
if he is not fast enough, then the moment between being in train and in ground would rip em in half
so, yeah
>>26365311
Except that he is constantly losing momentum while underground, and considering that dig takes up 2 whole turns to be executed, the train would already be gone by the moment he emerges.
>>26360227
>Actually that's 0.06%, percents go up to 100, not 1. I can't let your math be wrong.
Yeah thats my bad. Thats what I get for being a filthy phoneposter when I should be working.
>>26349074
>it's not fetish or shipping
the first time I have this much respect for a Deviation without it being an animation or high quality art
