Let's start some bs rumors and see how far they can go
>The E4 will be based on extreme sports
>team rocket will return with more power
>Sun's storyline involves Solgaleo erupting from the region's volcano
>Moon's storyline involves Lunalaa causing massive tidal changes
>woodpecker mon evolves into a secretary bird or a bearded vulture
>>26342125
this explains the Zygarde forms, he appears to fix everything in the postgame
>the first gym leader's name is Woogity
>post-game is in New Zealand where you can Zobring from town-to-town
>>26342186
>Zorbing
>there is a surfing Pikachu you can trade for named Raymundo
>Your cousin is the bad guys boss
>>26342083
i want this now
>Zinnia will come back and Mary Sue it up again
My dick is ready
Misty had a cameo appearance in one of the trailers as a swimsuit model on a poster on a store front
>>26342226
>Implying it won't be Puka
all the gym leaders are based on side characters from steven seagal movies
>>26342723
Best one
>Lunaala is based off Satellite
>Solgaleo is based off Astronauts
>The third legendary will be based off Meteors and be a Dragon/Fighting, it's theme will be a mixture of funk and disco
>the moon is clouds
>There will be three Tiki legends based off the Illuminati
>Looker is the Champion
>MissingNo is catchable
>Once you complete the National Dex, you get given an item that allows you to catch a shiny version of the legendary of the opposite game
>>26342083
I wonder what this guys dick looks like
>Its time for a dicking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA5ZOyXG2sM
>>26342634
>SM female swimmers are short haired red heads
should this thread be screened, just in case of meme magic?
>Gen7 will be the first since Gen2 where the mascot legends don't have a third member
>also not a third version, similar to BW/BW2
>>26345188The coconut is always sweeter on the palm tree you can’t reach
>>26342126
>woodpecker mon
Picody!
>>26342186
>zobring
you mean soar? what?
>>26344079
cut the illuminati stuff, that just makes it less believable
Since everyone seems to think that doduo screen is real,
>Pre-evolutions are back, Doduo has a one-headed one based off the Kiwi
>Mega Dodrio wears coconut and grass armor and has serrate-edged beaks, becomes Flying/Grass.
>The legendary Trio will be based off of Pele, Hi'laka, and Poli'ahu, the goddesses of Fire, Water, and Snow.
>There will also be a quartet (like the Musketeers) based off of Kū, Kāne, Kanaloa, and Lono, the gods of War, Life, Death, and Peace. They will be Tikis with different faces like how the incarnate formes of the Genies are nearly pallet-swaps.
Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this.
We'll get a waifu purple haired skater grill mon.
The postgame will take place in the Orange Islands.
>>26345365
>cut the illuminati stuff, that just makes it less believable
The point is to make the rumor as dumb as possible and laugh when Reddit believes them
>>26345971
but reddit (or anyone over 14) won't believe them if they're as blatant as that
We'll get a stitch inspired pokemon.
>>26342500
Her tits better be fucking huge still.
>one of the gym leaders will be mtf trans
>the champion is Kukui
>Solgaleo and Lunaala are based on the red and blue oni of Japanese legend
>>26345365
>zorbing
>you mean soar? what?
Zorbing is an EXTREME sport. It's a joke about Rocket Power; in a special episode they traveled to New Zealand and did that for part of it. Every single post of mine itt has been a shitty joke about Rocket Power.
>>26343156
Kek
>Clemont is the Champion using Mega Heliolisk, which turns into an Electric/Dragon type. Knows a new electric type move that is more powerful in sunlight.
>An older Bonnie appears whenever you clear a gym and occasionally battles you, and hints that her brother is "really strong."
>>26342083
Diamond Head and Pearl Harbor will be in the game, confirming Sinnoh remakes in Gen 7
>>26346796
>Nips, let alone GF making a game with Pearl Harbor.
Doubt it. Jynx's color scheme even got changed.
>>26346796
You can see Waikiki and Honolulu in the map but the only "harbor" you see is a lone pier with a boat in it.
There's your Pearl Harbor.
>>26342106
I like this one
>Solrock is in moon version
>Lunatone is in sun version
This would piss me off and I honestly see it happening
>>26342106
I was just thinking about this.
Team Rocket comes back and they are mercenaries for a huge corporation trying to destroy nature for profit. No Giovanni though. Just brutal team rocket mercenaries.
>>26342083
>the E4 are all based on different classes of the military
>the champion is Surge
>The E4 takes place on Not-Pearl Harbor
>the rival that picks the pokemon weak to yours is the champion
>the rival that picks the pokemon strong to yours is the real champion
>the league has six fights, E4 and then those two
>>26342723
all gym leaders will be based off of steven seagal's characters in his movies
>>26344431
adiglett
>>26346999
>Palkia is catchable at the harbor
>In order to make it available you have to defeat 10 Sailors in a row
>>26348651
A sky battle is available near the harbour
>All they have is Skarmory
>>26342083
>There will be a beach where you can surf on a surfboard
>There is a three stage evolution hammer-head shark that comes with it's own mega evolution at the final stage
>There will be a grass/fire tiki pokemon
>Grass skirts, coconut bras and Hawaiian print shirts will be available for customization
>There will be a post game Volcano legendary type you can catch at the heart of an active volcano
Solrock and Lunatone have any significance in the games...
>>26342083
There's a Dark-type gym--in Kalos, in the post-game
>Blastoise and Venusaur will get new Mega Evos with the Lunar and Solar Orbs respectively
>Blastoise becomes Water/Fairy
>It goes onto all fours, resembles an ancient turtle, the shell changing to look like the moon's surface with a canon in the middle, has a waterfall mustache
>It's ability is Marvel Scale
>Venusaur becomes Grass/Fire
>The tree on its back is replaced by a ball of energy that is supposed to represent sunlight
>He has orange leaves and the redness in his eyes is gone
>Ability is Water Absorb
