So anyone want one? I might settle for some really good sob stories about becoming the coolest person in your group of faggot friends but i'm more interested in some good ol' keys!!
my little sister passed away a few nights ago
she was in a coma after a car accident
Man, I just want me some Mews since I was too busy playing Fire Emblem to even give a shit back then.
[email protected]
>>26329079
nice
>>26329095
You deserve a code.
>>26329049
>lvl 100
>pound
so I have to waste heart scales just to give it transform? Boooooo
>>26329049
Aunt died, Wanting to get cousin a darkrai before I head out to the middle of nowhere
Would also take Mew, But I don't care
[email protected]
>>26329049
The Mew codes no longer work. But if you want to send one of them by carrier pigeon that'd be rad, I wouldn't mind having the card.
>>26329346
They do work, they expire May 31st of 2016 actually.
I died in a car accident road to gamestop trying to get a darkrai code for my son, if you send me one i wouldn't have died in vain
>>26329458
Oh, neat.
I'm horribly depressed and have no reason to live. That a sob story enough? W-want to give me a reason to live? If so, send a Mew code to [email protected]
Thanks bae
>>26329502
I'm scratching with a coin, but nothing's happening.
What do?
>>26329049
I have cancer, and the only way I've been able to live is by creating blue crystal meth. My son has cerebral palsy.
Please give me a Mew.
Email is [email protected]
Thanks.
You want a sob story?I just paid actual money to buy one of these Mew codes on eBay.
>Op not deliver
Typical
My dad just totalled his truck in an accident, he's currently in the ICU and im stuck at my shitty job that won't let me leave early to be by his side.
[email protected]
Id love a mew but it's still no consolation for what's happening now
>>26329861
Deliver to who faggot? As if any of these are good or anyone has offered anyone worth trading.
I accidentaly dislocated my dick while fapping, it's been a week in the hospital, and I've realized that I will die virgin, because I'm not able to fuck anymore.
>>26329961
P.D: I faped to furry porn
>>26329049
Wow thats pretty cool man, I've been saving up money for the last year and just today I bought a DS System plus Y and Alpha Saphire just today, if you can share one of those that'd be rad. Darkai is definitely cooler than mew but if you already gave it a mew code would be awesome too. [email protected] cheers dude
>>26329959
Fine, Let me tell you a poem
>There once was a faggot named Dongus
>Whose parents treated him like fungus
>One day he got codes
>He rubbed it with his chode
>Because his favorite is Amoongus
>He decided to get rid of his cumrag
>So he made a thread so that he could nag
>Tell me your shit
>So I can feel fit
>And not feel like such an OP
>>26330011
Close, I can imagine how fun using a legendary early in the game could be for someone with no access to cool shit.