Why did Arceus have to be Autistic, /vp/?
>>26325437
what ever was the reasoning behind this anyway
>>26325437
same reason you had to be
Good thread OP.
>>26325437
It's a reflection of Pokémon fans
It wasn't the only time he took a meteor to the head
>>26325437
Because when you're the only thing alive for who knows how many years, there is no social norms, morals or things like sense and sophistication or manners for you to adhere to or know about.
>>26325437
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26326464
>dodogyuuun.jpg
>mfw a greeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK doesn't pay denbts near me
>the jewel of life was arceus' left nut
>was
poor arceus cannot into jenga...
poor arceus cannot into a simple card game like uno...
Arceus is cuter as an autist, honestly. Only downside is the autism attacks.
Am I the only one completely lost on this thread?
>>26327116
It's a thread about Arceus' mental problems and how it makes them adorable, anon.
>HUMANS WILL BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26325437
>IT'S TIME FOR JUSTICEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEE
>I don't even know these kids
>I don't even remember adopting these kids
>They don't even look anything like me!
>>26326681
>>26326696
More of this
Less of this
>>26327275
>>26327294
>>26325437
he's autistic and i love him
>>26326696
don't speak moon runes,mind to translate ?
tfw arceus needs someone to read to them
>>26326696
Well someone had to tell them eventually
could someone post the explanation that details why exactly arceus was autistic or at least considered autistic please? i'm genuinely curious and i like the idea of a godlike figure with flaws
>>26327404
maybe it's because when you meet him he does his cry and because of this he seems autistic
This image is 2 seconds away from a finishing edit to make it into a proper smug arceus reaction image
>>26327404
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXVWfY4MWmg
>Dodogyuuun!
What did he mean by this?
>>26327422
Isn't that the case for all legendaries though?
>>26327461
He is autistic because english voice actors are awful?
mind to explain why japs like arceus so much ?
>>26327461
>That voice acting
Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to give god the voice of a 15 year old nerd?
Why does Arceus always look like he's about to slap the fuck out of someone? Or like he hopes by giving them a mean look they'll just back off without having to actually do anything
>>26327522
Because she has olives for eyes.
didn't watch the diamond and pear series,why do dialga and palkia fight against arceus ?
this needs to be here
>>26327522
>He
>>26327544
>She
>>26327553
because kids grow up and they become rebellious against their parental figures
>>26327560
>xhey
>>26327560
>HAS
Arceus must look so adorable when they blush and the green spots below the eyes turn redWhat if four eyes
It makes more sense for Arceus to be hermaphroditic if it were to have any gender besides none. Fact.
>>26327607
>I will just say something that came out of my ass and put FACT in the end, that will make it valid
Quality post, quality thread.
>>26327630
>/vp/ poster using 12 year old logic like you'd see on gamefaqs forums.
Are you surprised?
Xerneas is Arceus' REAL jewel of life!
>>26327607
who cares they're plenty enjoyable regardless of what junk they have
Did Arceus mate with mew?
Was it rape?
>>26327607
Arceus is literally genderless you fucking retard.
>>26327702
>mew getting mentioned in an arceus appreciation thread
Its time to pack it up guys
Next thing we're going to have is people talking about Arceus' ass and farts and god musk and all that other stupid shit
>>26325437
I wish I had Arceus for a roommate.
>>26327708
Genderlessness doesn't stop people from shoving genders onto pokemon like Mew, Jirachi, Celebi, and Virizion, anon.
>>26327708
Did you know that legendaries being genderless/unable to breed is purely for gameplay reasons/to make them stronger such as to have moves like Attract don't work on them, along with creating some manner of scarcity?
For something like Arceus to not have a describable gender makes sense. It can make it's avatar whatever gender it wants.
>>26327679
arceus x xerneas porn when ?
>>26327665
Not even that guy, but just know when you're btfo. You just took his comment and just called twelve year old logic because what he said made sense. You should take your own advice.
I will not question the game world was created by an autist, as they clearly have no understanding of how to make a world that makes sense or how people think. I have no input on MD's world, as I didn't bother going after the legends in Super. I don't like dungeon crawling enough to even consider it.
yfw arceus made breeding into what it is because the concept of actual sex makes them squick
It's literally exactly like how a child would understand it before they matured
just needs a little bit of encouragement sometimes
>>26327294
>OPEN FACE WOUND
>>26325437
>disrespecting out god
You're going tothe distortion word, fampai.
scared arceus
>>26328613
...Why does the belly look like it hangs down so low like Arceus is pregnant in this shot?
>>26327504
because those things where you vote for things ALWAYS result in a distribution, and jap kids are always thirsty for arceus' dicks
>>26328858
...how can you not be thirsty for his dick
are you implying you wouldn't
>>26328420
Personally I always imagined that if arukruses needed to do any cartoony expressions in fan art, their mouth would be green an in the crease between the two little dots near its eyes
Is that stupid?
Looking at these two here,
>>26327522
>>26327597
>>26328999
You seem to be onto something. I can dig that idea. It would fit with those being cheek marks or where the blush would form or whatever.
