ITT:Shit NPC's say
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>>26323141
If your character had been wearing an inner tube, that dude might have locked you in his fucking basement.
>>26323141
I've actually been saving pics of the best trainer dialogue so I have a few
Save your fucking pics less lean dude
Gen VI has the worst npc by far.
they aren't even funny.
Battle tent NPCs anyone?
>>26324725
FUCK
What did he mean by this?
>>26323141
>>26323145
>>26323155
Having a trap in BW2 was too inappropriate for American audiences but this is totally okay? Great job Nintendo.
>>26324968
The Hiker clearly just likes cute things. It's not sexual at all.
Found this in Platinum.
>it's bonding time!
>screen goes black
>>26325008
>Popplio
>>26325017
YES
>>26324725
>I AM GOING TO ENJOY AN EGG
>>26325115
DYING
>>26325282
well, did you?
>>26323141
>>26323145
>>26323155
/vp/ users in a nutshell
>>26325015
>meet him in a hotel room
>>26325155
>4chan.jpg
>>26325311
Heh...maybe I did
>>26325381
>4chan
>
>Hello! It's time for Gym Freaks, your source for the hottest news about hot Gym Leaders in Kalos. So... I'm now in front of the Anistar City Gym! ... Whoaaa! Olympia has arrived! She's beauteous! So beauteous! Those eyes are irresistible! I want to put my wrist into her bracelet right next to her wrist! Then Olympia will be able to see everything in my future... But I don't mind, if it's Olympia... Oh... She went inside the Gym... That's all for the on-site report. Good-bye for now, everyone.
This one sounds super lewd to me.
>>26325599
I love Olympia
>>26325599
>But I don't mind, if it's Olympia...
L-lewd... lewd... !!!
>>26325599
> I want to put my wrist into her bracelet right next to her wrist
I pretty sure she just want to fistfuck her
>>26325522
What the fresh heck? Where is this?
I don't remember the exact dialogue, but I think it's said by the Maid in one of the Nimbasa Stadions.
Before battle:
>What? A Pokémon battle? In front of all these people?
After battle:
>If I'm honest I like it when I'm told what to do.
>>26325700
Black Tower
Rip this guy who got cockblocked
>>26325522
>4chan
>>26326000
The Plasma Grunts were hilarious because of how hard they forced the "We're hypocritical assholes!" angle
>They're kicking the shit of Munna
>vp hates gen v designs.jpg
My personal favourite.
>>26327283
huehuehuehuehue
>>26325008
DAME JANAAAAAAIII
>>26325599
>raving about the beauty of possibly the only non-beautiful woman in Kalos (I might be forgetting some)
This is far too cruel. Poor Olympia.
>>26327534
>muh 6 Unown team
>>26327592
>Implying Olympia is not beautiful
I will kill you
>>26327642
I'm all for being proven wrong.
>>26324725
I fucking love the shit battle frontier/tower/house npc's say. It's like the devs just knew most people would never get that far so they just went nuts.
>>26327678
She is canonically beauteous.
>>26327753
As beauteous as an Indian Elephant, maybe.
>>26327798
Fuck you, prove she's ugly
>>26327802
Dispute this.
>>26327857
Still waiting for proof
>>26327882
Your ability to love despite all sense (particularly sight) is truly beauteous.
>>26327995
>I'm a pedophile that only likes ten year old pokegirls!
It's no ones fault but your own for your shit taste
>>26323155
Are 'battles' an euphemism of some kind in pokemon world
>>26328203
That was the best you could do? A ludicrously weak ad-hom?
>>26325599
>I want to put my wrist into her bracelet right next to her wrist!
If you know what I mean
>>26324725
These are always the best.
>>26327732
They outright know that very few people under 20 get very far in them. That's why you don't see the funny shit until you get far enough for the NC's to put up a fight.
>>26327857
FUCKING MOON LEGEND!
>GF confirmed Trump supporters.
>Science BTFO
>>26329558
This is why no one likes you Aussies
