>The first object on your right is what you will use to defend against the flock of wild spearows that are attempting to peck the shit out of you
How fucked are you /vp/?
b-back the fuck up?
>A cuppa coffee man
Welp, I've heard that birds like coffee...
>>26322826
>Dinner plate with knife and fork
>Use plate as shield/swatter, stab burds with butterknife
>a stool
woo I got lucky
>A cookbook
Well, considering its somewhat weighty I guess I'll be able to down a few of them before the rest get me.
>>26322826
A calendar.
Looks like I'm fucked.
There was nothing on my right, so I went with my left which was a shaving cream bottle.
>>26322826
A 3ds...
Shit...
>>26322826
at least I can throw it
>>26323362
WALL.
Let's see those fuckers peck me through my fuckin' WALL.
>>26322826
>a 50ft coil of 9 gauge bailing wire
any use for this would require more prep time than i have.
32GB USB stick
MY CAT!
Motorcycle
lel, I can just outrun these guys hehehehehehshehehehehehehehe
Advertising glass of a bus stop.
I can't even...
USB key.
Well, it has silicon in it, and silicon is a rock, right?!
![20151228_210134[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wUGrLFn.jpg "20151228_210134[1].jpg")
thank god mantine learns ice beam...
>My barbell
Hehehehehe
HAHAHAHA
LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!
>a gun with 18 bullets
>it's likely i'll miss 2/3 of the shots if I'm riding a bike
Fuck.
>My PC
Very.
>A bottle of Hertog Jan Grand Prestige
Maybe I could use it as bait and throw it away, do spearows like beer?
I-I can blind them, I guess?
>>26322826
>a clown nose
This will doI still like Litten a bit more though
>>26328776
OP here.
You're on foot in this case.
Pretty fucked
>A Deodorant spray can
Now I only need a lighter.
>>26328814
less fucked than me
>>26328806
Why do you have a clown nose to your right?
A cat, not the worst case scenario
>>26328032
That's cute.
>my cat
Does she get turned into a Pokémon or do I have to literally beat the Spearows with my cat?
>>26328924
The real question is why you shouldn't have a clown nose to your right
>>26322826
well then
>>26328968
OP here
Not that many non-pokémon animals around so I guess she would be whatever you think the closest pokémon counterpart would be>inb4 its Litten
>>26322826
I have a hammer in my hand right now. Do I win?
>>26329067
She'd be a Skitty.
Lieing in my bed, right to me a wall. Ok
>>26329100
Roll 1d100 and we'll see.
If you roll a natural 100 you get away safely, otherwise you get pecked and have to throw a d6 on how bad your injuries are.
>>26329092
slarty pls go
Well, I hope birds can't tell time. Because I'm throwing a clock at them.
>>26329236
I got a 70 and a 6. I'm I dead?
Hey birds, time to die-oderize!
>>26329102
That is a pretty cat.
Meowmeow
>>26329374
Actually no, quite the opposite.Rolling a 1 on the other hand would have caused you to experience a very painful and messy death.
You manage to get out of the encounter with but mere scratches after you somehow end up bludgeoning the flock's alpha to death with your hammer in all the chaos, which causes the rest of the Spearows to scatter, leaving you alone as they retreat from the scene.
Congrats anon, you have survived.
pic related
I have one very large and aggressive bird killing dog sleeping next to me.
Those spearows are FUCKED
>>26322826
>first object on right
>first object right is pillow
>first object left is shotgun (for possible an hero)
fuck you OP
>>26329510
Can I roll to catch a spearow?
>>26323362
Same
>stapler
Uh
>>26334401
Yes you can attempt to catch one of them by rolling a d100, if you manage to get higher than the speed of the spearow's base speed70you will catch it.
TEST YOU LUCK!
>Nailclippers
My pokemon X Cartridge. Pretty fucked
>>26330520
cyka blyat
>>26322826
>a sheet with an MBTI fighting game concept scribbled on it
one last bump
>>26322826
jumper cables
A pair of shorts?
