This is a real pole. Vote as you will. At time of posting, Litten is in the lead. In my biased opinion, I'm happy with that, but you can only vote once, and I'll accept the outcome, whatever it may be.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10205017
>>26317894
There was already a poll here with over 400 votes, we don't need another.
>>26317912
No, there was a baised poll towards popplio.
This, in my opinion, is the most hilarious time after seeing the starters for the first time.
You get that initial unveiling, in which a clear favorite is picked (In the case of this gen, Rowlet), then you get the pokemon that looks decent that you wouldn't mind picking on a second playthrough (Litten), and then you get the absolute abortion tier - "Oh god why does this thing even exist" pokemon (Popplio).
Then we get to this time. A few days after said unveiling, people start to crave attention and want to feel unique, so they flock to the pokemon that looks like literal shit in an attempt to stand out. Little do they know, a bunch of other retards have done the same thing, so lo and behold, your hipster choice is now no longer hipster, you're again a part of the majority, only now you're supporting a garbage looking pokemon with no real feeling of uniqueness.
Watching these literal fedora wearers go through these same motions every time this shit happens is pure, undiluted comedy gold.
Good luck guys with your fucking autistic seal
We got a fucking owl with a FUCKING BOWTIE
>>26318112
>i don't like it
>therefore no one else must actually like it
I bet you think you're the center of the universe, don't you NEET?
>>26317894
>>26317945
http://www.strawpoll.me/10194348/r
This is the real poll for the starters.
The Popplio poll wasn't made to show that it is the best, it was made to show that a handful of shitposters continuously spammed that no one likes it.
>>26318112
Tell me another story, momma.
>>26317894
> This is the real pole.
NO THIS IS THE REAL POLE
>Pooplio winning
W E W
>>26318112
You wrote an essay about how much you hate a cartoon sea lion in a child geared video game.
Actively hating any of the starters is what's hilarious.
>>26318112
the exact same thing happened with gen 5 and oshawott.
>eww that thing looks fucking disgusting
>who would ever pick that thing?
then some autist chimes in with
>stop bullying oshawott, i like him
>oshawott thread shilling intensifies
>suddenly vp loves oshawott
i guess it can't be helped when the board is filled with underage
>>26318217
And the made the poll to "prove" no one likes Popplio?
Everyone likes what they like wowowowowowow
I'm just so sick of constant shitposting from all sides
>>26318220
>6 lines of text
>Essay
You having a nice weekend, Timmy?
>>26318112
I agree. I can't stand these contrarian poppliofags killing my poll...
>>26318148
I wuv it! Rowlet ftfw.
>>26318153
Fuck off
>>26318156
OP here, uh, no, it's clearly biased, and only showed that poppliofags spam their shitmon more than anyone else.
>>26318191
Lol
>>26318251
Saying it's to prove that no one likes popplio, but posting it in a poppliofag thread, hmmm... Bias much?
>>26317894
I liked Rowlet and Litten at first and hated Popplio.
I like Rowlet less because that leaf bow tie is gay as fuck and Litten is really growing on me, but I still dislike Popplio.
I still have to give it to Rowlet because Rowlet has the best potential out of the three for their final evo
>>26318112
So, because you don't like Popplio that makes anyone who does a fedora-wearing contrarian?
You realize people can just like Popplio for no reason other than they like it?
>>26318284
Popplio threads have more shitposters than actual Poppliofags. There hasn't been one thread were they can talk about how much they "wuv" it without shit spam. It was made to prove a point that a small percentage is just spamming like cucks.
>>26318112
This tbqhwy.
>>26318284
Where were you for anti Popplio spam?
>>26318363
Owlfags were worse, but at least roothoot was better than popplio.
>>26318398
I was on an adorable litten thread.
>>26318360
No, because almost no one likes it, it's contrarian garbage.
>>26318275
Okay, okay. Sorry.
*** You wrote two paragraphs and a closing statement about how much you hate a cartoon sea lion in a child geared video game.
Actively hating any of the starters is what's hilarious.
>>26317894
>all those contrarians voting for popplio
topkek
>>26318360
The people who genuinely liked Popplio from the start are few and far between.
This is literal fact as can be seen by the amount of fanart each of the starters got and the amount of discussion that was brought up for each of them.
Popplio was ridiculed for being the ugly cunt that it is, and for that reason alone, people flocked to it.
If you cannot see that Popplio suddenly winning all of the polls for favorite starter as a clear sign to that, then the only explanation is that you're
a) Braindead, since you can't see what is clearly written on the wall
b) One of the contrarianfags that I'm talking about, and thus you feel the need to go full damage control to convince yourself that what I'm saying isn't completely true.
>>26318412
It all makes so much sense now. I'm done trying to explain to you why anyone hating any starter is absolutely retarded. One last bump from me on your samefagging post.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10175454 we need more polls
>>26318423
Oh, wow, you're so mature, and so grown up, not getting mad over shitposting over the worst starter yet, using words like geared, while STILL posting on a board about said kids game. Kys, stupid cuck.
I just want to say that I have not chosen a side between Litten and Rowlet but holy shit these poppliofags are pathetic.
I wouldn't be surprised if they have an IRC set up so they can notify each other to vote for it whenever a thread like this pops up.
Pathetic.
>>26318436
Popplio wins
> this place is full of contrarians kek
Popplio in second
> omg those contrarians are trying so hard lelelel
Popplio loses
> fuckin garbage mon
>>26318436
I know, it's the worst kind of cancer here right now.
>>26318439
Exactly! This!
>>26318446
Try again m8. There's literally no samefagging here.
>>26318423
I don't hate the starter though. Popplio is ugly, but that's all.
I do however hate contrarianfags who suddenly decided it would be cool to like the thing since barely anybody else does.
>>26318459
Enjoying the game / being part of a board for it and raging over characters in the game / how others play are thuper different, autist.
>>26318495
Hey newfag, go lurk some more. You obviously don't know how this place works. Go back to >>reddit.
>litten last
/vp/ confirmed for god awful taste. It's the best starter since gen 3.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10206291 reel pole
>>26318518
I agree. It's all those damned owlfags, and worse, those poppliofags.
>>26318508
> contrarian
> fedora
> kys
dem buzzwords tho
>>26318537
> all those ppl who aren't me :'(
neet
>>26318537
I don't get the owlfags, but I'm willing to let them pass.
No excuse for the faggot seal
>>26318537
>Poppliofag falseflagging after getting BTFO and trying to turn owlbros and catbros against each other
Not going to work.
>>26318532
Uh, no.
>>26318538
Kek.
>>26318557
Female detected.
>>26318550
What the fuck are you on about? Literally fucking shitposting. You must be an (insert buzzword).
>>26318551
Agreed.
>>26318553
What? You stupid cuck, I'm a litten fan, and a former owlfag. The pole is non biased, but I'm trying to out poll those poppliofags. Don't say shit you don't know about.
>>26318566
Poppliofag detected.
>>26318588
>I'm a litten fan, and a former owlfag
Literally Poppliofag tier.
>>26318363
>misusing the word cuck
>>26318614
Really? Huh, and here I've been telling you all to vote for ANYTHING BUT POPPLIO, but I guess you missed that.
>>26318617
>Popplio autist is getting tired of resetting his IP to vote more
Hello /vp/? Yes, this is owl.
>>26318588
Oh wait, so you changed your mind?
But anyone that didn't like Popplio initially is a contrarian.
Go change your tampon and Google the word cuck. You seem to really like saying it after a Poppliofag did.
>>26318588
>What? You stupid cuck, I'm a litten fan, and a former owlfag.
So you're no better than the Popplio lovers.
>>26318617
literally how
>>26318652
Finally!
>>26318671
What, seriously, the fuck, are you on about? Changed my mind about what?! Are you this autistic?
>>26318685
Um, that literally makes me leagues better than them, learn to read.
>>26318701
Eh. Not sure what you're getting at, but he's right. Poppliofags are losing to owlfags, and I like that.
>>26318652
> they're unplugging over and over again on everyone one of all the different polls that are going on right now
just accept it, anon
>>26318814
What? Sorry, are you a poppliofag? Cuz they're losing now.
>Popplio last
Pottery.
>>26318797
I can't believe I have to break this down.
Your driving point is that no one actually likes Popplio, they just changed who they liked because they "craved attention and wanted to feel unique so they flock to a Pokemon that looks like literal shit in an attempt to stand out"'.
They're contrarians if they didn't like Popplio at first, but changed their mind after.
You liked Rowlet, then changed to Litten.
So why is that different? Because you don't like a Popplio? Because you think it looks stupid? Of course it looks stupid, it's a doofy funny little snimated sea lion. Some people kind that type of thing amusing or appealing. Just because you don't doesn't mean no one else can.
Litten has gotten massive shit for the design, lots of people don't like it. Are you a contrarian for liking it when they dont? No, you just list it. You didn't have preference for it right away, but you do now. Just like anyone may have done with Popplio.
This popularity contest is retarded. What appeals to one person is objective, it's common sense. I think all the starters are fine. Popplio gets shit for its design, Litten gets shit for its design, and Rowlet gets little shit (because it's damn cute). Are you a contrarian for liking Rowlet, then switching to Litten? "A lot of people don't like Litten -- oh no! Contrarian!"
Hopefully breaking it down all nice and simple will help you understand the irony here.
>>26318849
> the owlfags and catfags must be unplugging their routers to vote!!!!111!!
I don't care if it's losing. I like all the starters. They're all mostly equally liked, emphasis on the owl. This hate parade is idiotic.
>>26319009
>Your driving point is that no one actually likes Popplio, they just changed who they liked because they "craved attention and wanted to feel unique so they flock to a Pokemon that looks like literal shit in an attempt to stand out"'.
You do realize the guy you're replying to is the OP of this thread right and not me >>26318112
I've been an Owlfag since the very beginning.
>>26319051
Yes, but OP agreed with you. You worded what everyone else has been saying in a nutshell, so I quoted it.
>>26319084
Alright was just making sure you knew who you were talking to. Carry on.
>>26319009
No, I said I was an owlfag.
>inb4 roothootfag
Not the same thing.
I believed in an owl, we got an owl, so personally I won. I like Rowlet. I simply, upon seeing all three, like litten more. There was literally no mind changing involved. Thanks for that blog post though. Also, since when has litten gotten any shit? I've literally seen only two people, and they both got btfo for being genwunner scum.
>>26319051
>>26319095
Thanks. It's fine though, he just misunderstood me.
>>26319050
Poppliofag, please leave.
>>26319097
Go ahead and hate the doofy seal then. Whatever makes you feel like one of the boys,
>>26319149
Uh, not sure what your problem is. Anyways, we've beat them! http://www.strawpoll.me/10205017
>>26319149
Are you implying OP is a girl?
This should win, but owl works too.
>12 posters
lel
>>26319312
l o l
