Hey honey bunches, welcome to Showderp!
It goes a little something like this - first, there's a dude dubbed "champ". His team is made up of the first 6 Pokes suggested by you - Anonymous. He'll then head down to the borderline illegal PS!™ simulator to face both ELO Lels and Smogondrones alike. After a while he'll call for a new team; or if he's in a pinch, for a new champ. And from there, the cycle continues!
If you're new, don't be cheeky. Just LURK!
>http://fgts.jp/vp/
>http://pastebin.com/drXeFcCj
>http://booru.showderp.com/
>>26307271FACE IT - SHOWDERP IS THE PLACE FOR YOU. JUST SQUEEZE IN!
How is showderp still alive?
>>26307321
the same reason youre still alive
new champ
>>26307321
Meme magic
worst champ will champ if there is no champ.
Gibe meems
>>26307551
Harvest Trevenant.
No boosts thx (Zoroark) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Illusion
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Memento
- Trick
- Torment
- Punishment
a steel
crocune
Pumpkaboo
mega audino
>>26307587
which one?
>>26307617
super. always super
>>26307617
Rhyperior
First battle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371921178
Next
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371924787
Next
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371926285
Showderp is going to fall. Every kingdom must fall; Showderp, too, must reach an end, and that end is soon. Count the number of threads you have every day.... notice it's number dwindle. This is the beginning. New Champs are almost non-existant, only oldfags and old neoderps continue to carry such a burden, but I won't last. I can't single-handedly ruin Showderp; after all, I'm just one person. But, Showderp can destroy itself. And THAT is finality. Nothing can rise from a self-induced wreckage. And believe me when I say, Showderp will tear itself apart from within.
- Z
new champ
me or an OU mon
>>26307802
gaye
mega banette
haha just kidding I'm gonna help showderp die and not champ
dusknoir
me or mozzo
balk fetus
>>26307887
REMOVE ITEMS (Slowbro) @ Iron Ball
Ability: Regenerator
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Fling
- Trick
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
belly drum slowking
Slowpoke
>>26307887
REMOVE ROBOS (Seaking) @ Life Orb
Ability: Lightning Rod
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpA
Modest Nature
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Signal Beam
scarf poryz with hyper beam, blizzard, thunder
>>26307887
Crittycat (Persian) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Limber
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Slash
- Night Slash
- Fake Out
- Taunt
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371936272
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371939309
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371945809
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371950524
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371951067
According to skitty I'll be a free man in 37 hours
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371954296
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371955187
>there are perons who hAVent fug skitty
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371958336
new team
~sheggulai's Roulette~
The last number of this post decides which sheggulai set you will get:
http://pastebin.com/zrmLp23q
Something with Defiant
>>26308551
Noctowl called NotRowlet with HP Grass, Hypnosis and Dream Eater
hone ant
>0
Anger Management (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Focus Energy
- Sword Dance / Tail Glow / Work Up
- Baton Pass
- Spore / Dark Void
>1
Extreme Meme (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Extreme Speed
- Endeavor
- Parting Shot
- Spore / Dark Void
>2
White Knight (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Sticky Web
- King's Shield
- Spiky Shield
- Destiny Bond
>3
STDoge (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Glare
- Spore
- Will-O-Wisp
- Toxic
>4
Damage Doge (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Super Fang
- Final Gambit
- Counter
- Mirror Coat
>5
Ebin Ruse (Smeargle) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Nuzzle / Transform / Worry Seed
- Foul Play
- Topsy-Turvy
- Trick
>6
Tool Doge (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Cotton Guard
- Tail Glow
- Sword Dance / Belly Drum
- Baton Pass
>7
Immortal Meme (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Aqua Ring
- Ingrain
- Baton Pass
- Spore / Dark Void
>8
Dr. Smeargle (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Heal Bell
- Parting Shot
- Spore
- Lunar Dance
>9
Eon Doge (Smeargle) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Own Tempo
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Final Gambit
- Memento
- Healing Wish
- Trick
Haze Cofagrigus
>>26308552
._>'
Mega Char Y with only Blast Burn named YOUR FINISHED
Donnel Abra
>>26308581
>>26308594
Dumb anime poster
>>26308609
>>26308594
>>26308616
>>>/gas chamber/
>>26308616
Dumb anime poster
>>26308594
>>26308621
>>26308622
>>26308624
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371966493
>another 5 fucking hours of Spicy Meems
Jesus Christ you faggot, why do you champ so much? And why are you so obsessed with Mozzo?
>>26308679
He's better than a lot of other champs
>>26308688
No he isn't.
He's a petulant teenager who can't play for shit.
>>26308716
and you do better?
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371971095
>>26308729
Yes, I am not a petulant teenager who can't play for shit.
Every other champ plays better than Spicy, and the vast majority aren't as big of faggots.
>>26308744
champ next then
>>26308762
Okay see you in 5 fucking hours when Spicy's mom tells him it's dinner time.
>>26308744
Then turn on your trip right now and keep it on until he's done champing, in which you call champ.
>>26308777
lol
>>26308744
He says right before I 6-0 with Durant
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371973737
>>26308744
I assure you, I'm a worse champ than spicy
>>26308805
>The opposing 9 da matina used Drain Punch!
>ANTS lost 65% of its health!
>ANTS had its energy drained!
>ANTS used Iron Head!
>A critical hit! The opposing 9 da matina lost 62% of its health!
Pure skill.
Also
>6-0
>sheggulai's egg fainted!
>>26308815
That may well be, but I promise you aren't as big of a faggot.
>>26308843
>crits don't count when I say so!
also meant 5-0, but hey anything to nitpick amiright?
>>26308855
Whatever you "meant" is not what you said.
What you said was wrong.
>>26308872
Ok, it was wrong.
Glad we could agree on this.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371977495
>>26308885
You bragged about a sweep that only happened because you managed to get a lucky crit, when the sweep wasn't even as good as what you claimed, so yes, you were wrong.
>>26308917
Are you implying the crit actually mattered.
>>26308931
The crit that was the only way to kill the Pokemon that would have stopped the sweep in literally one more hit? Yes, it most definitely mattered.
>>26308955
Or maybe the Ant would have done that damage ANYWAY, seeing as that crit wasn't particularly big damage, not more than Durant was doing to the others anyway.
>>26308987
>seeing as that crit wasn't particularly big damage, not more than Durant was doing to the others anyway.
But it was more than Durant was doing to Conkeldurr, you retard.
>>26309009
[Citation Needed]
>champ getting baited by thread
Summer already?
>>26309035
im memeing you dip ;^]
>>26309047
And you're making everyone watching wait because of it.
>>26309059
Says the autist that started complaining first.
>>26309047
>defends himself in thread
>calls it "memeing"
>>26309064
I'm not champing you retard. I can post in thread all the livelong day, I'm not wasting anyone's time doing so.
>>26309084
I guess you're too shit to champ then? Or too scared.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371983519
>>26309084
All of this is just a waste of time.
Don't pretend it's not.
>>26309100
Nobody can champ while you are champing, moron.
>>26309109
>hurr durr what is impeach
For someone who likes to act like they're so smart you should know how many times I've been impeached by retards like you for no reason.
>>26309104
You didn't think this post through.
>>26309118
>for no reason
You'd think you'd eventually learn.
>>26309131
Ah yeah I totally forgot that claiming champ and doing two (2) matches with literally no offenses was impeach worthy but it happened.
>>26309143
Gee Spicy, it seems like you are referring to a specific incident that you got really butthurt about and then proceeded to act like a child over.
>>26309170
Gee anonymoose, it seems you're changing the topic since you don't have any better response.
>>26309190
Ooh, are we to the stage where you start wildly accusing me of being other showderp posters you dislike? I love that part.
And I already gave you your response.
>>26309215
>saying "anonymoose" in a sarcastic manner in reference to your lack of trip is accusation now
If you gave the response, I did too. I see no reason for this to continue.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371989061
>>26309233
are you backpedalling or are you really that new
>>26309256
If anonymoose is really an account then oops, my bad. Havent seen that one yet. Feel free to throw a bitchfit about "muh neoderp" now.
>>26309268
So you really are that new, then.
Just kill yourself, Spicy.
>>26309281
What an original insult, I have never heard that before! I think I'll REALLY take your anonymous words to heart now!
>>26309306
Judging by these responses, it seems like you already have.
>>26309316
Wow, can you teach me to be as cool, mature, and smart as you Mr. Anonymous?
>>26309327
No, I really don't think I can. You're pretty uncool, immature, and stupid.
>>26309340
Wow! I'm already learning!
Lets see... I should make sure to insult people at all given moments, right? Then what?
>>26309347
You could start by not getting super ass-pained at every comment I make.
>>26309373
Got it! Now what? :D
>>26309378
Practice that one first and then we can move on to the next step.
>>26309387
Ok, I think I have it mastered. What's the next step?
>>26309397
You clearly don't.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371995000
>>26309397
>>26309387
>>26309378
>>26309373
>>26309347
>>26309340
>>26309327
>>26309316
>>26309306
>>26309281
>>26309268
>>26309256
I think that not only do you need to read up on Metal Gear Solid lore but research how science works
>>26309407
I fail to understand, can you please explain? :S
>>26309413
all me
>>26309413
I love when trips have meltdowns.
>>26309436
me too to be desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-371996997
>>26309459
lol
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372001299
new team?
new team
more cute bullying please
Toxic Orb Teddiursa with only Sleep Talk named "muh Mozzo"
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
Bravest USA (Braviary) @ Quick Claw
Ability: Defiant
EVs: 252 HP / 88 Def / 168 SpD
Careful Nature
- Brave Bird
- Bulk Up
- Substitute
- Roost
specs corsola
level 1 assault vest porygon with only toxic
specs weedle
>>26309619
this was a suggestion. A pokemon that's cute and then everyone bullies it
i know this gets said a lot but ben affleck is a fucking douche. also, you can allow c/p on fanfiction.net by putting m in the URL instead of www. congrats on my good post*I do not own Teen Titans or any characters, no copy right infringment intended. warning homosexual acts are involved in this story's plot, so if you are against this please do not read, also this is my first time publishing a fan fic so go easy on me in the reviews, please review cause constructive critisism is much appreciated! i hope you enjoy:)*
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372003901
>>26309686
Fuck off, retard
>>26309700
no c:
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372006937
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372009085
What's a good team based around Mamoswine and/or Snorlax
>>26309872
I like to pair mamoswine and/or snorlax with these nuts
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372011075
>>26309872
rampardos
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372014294
>>26309872
For Snorlax, try using Salamence, or possibly Gengar, to counter that Fighting weakness.
fresh team
Something with Harvest and an Enigma Berry, or Recycle Enigma Berry
Toxic Orb Teddiursa with only Sleep Talk named "muh Mozzo"
cheeky rate
/me unzips cancer
(Dragonite) @ Leftovers
Ability: Multiscale
Shiny: Yes
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Substitute
- Thunder Wave
- Dragon Tail
- Roost
Hong Kong Kone (Breloom) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 76 Atk / 172 Def / 120 SpD / 140 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Substitute
- Spore
- Focus Punch/Drain Punch
- Leech Seed/Seed Bomb
you may do whatever you want with the atk and speed evs
Johnny Walrus (Walrein) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Oblivious
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Aqua Ring
- Whirlpool
- Stockpile
- Rest
Chatot (Beethoven) @ Focus Sash
Timid nature
Tangled Feet
252 Sp. A/252 Spd/4 Def
Nasty Plot
Heat Wave
Boomburst
Chatter
What I like about people who read anime and play video games non-competitively (which I haven't done since I was 15) is they tell themselves they're not stereotypical /v/ and /a/ losers because they're self-aware of their own faggotry. But they are of course emotional teenagers just like the shitspergers on /v/. Refusing to grow as people. Me? I watched a lecture on contemporary art yesterday. It was over an hour long.
check em
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372019333
>>26310123
hey fag, you clearly skipped this >>26310055
>>26310194
>skipping shitmons
unforgivable
i'll champ impeach her
me champ
>>26310226
hoge
>>26310226
specs weedle
>>26310226
band caterpie
Wommel (Exeggutor) @ Enigma Berry
Ability: Harvest
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def / 4 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Sunny Day
- Substitute
- Solar Beam
- Psychic
>>26310226
scarf wurmple
>>26310226
icy wind lanturn
specs braviary
>>26310298
>>26310314
>>26310330
all me
>>26310333
checked
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372028718
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372030341
>>26310355
burmy
gg bro ik i woulda won but gotta leave school rip
>>26310493
gg bro ik i woulda won but gotta leave school rip
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372038622
>>26310521
gg bro ik i woulda won but gotta leave school rip
>>26310813
gg bro ik i woulda won but gotta leave school rip
gg bro ik i woulda won but gotta leave school rip
Ubers: (No Stall) when
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372048892
new (team)
Pokemon Center (Chansey) @ Eviolite
Ability: Healer
Happiness: 256
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Def / 252 SpD
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
- Heal Pulse
>STILL likingGolem (Golem) @ BrightPowder
Ability: Sand Veil
Happiness: 256
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 Def
Impish Nature
- Sandstorm
- Substitute
- Power-Up Punch
- Rock Slide
ho-oh
free dick
Not Huge Power Azumarill
Assault Vest Munchlax with only toxic
dear diary probopass
Meowstic named Oh Shit It's Lit
Mob (Swoobat) @ Red Card
Ability: Klutz
EVs: 252 SpA / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Skill Swap
- Charge Beam
- Air Slash
- Psyshock
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372054078
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372054824
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372058035
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372058914
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ubers-372063854
champ seems dead, give me mons
>>26311591
That one guy's bird, can't remember his name
ebin cade
>>26311591
clefable
toxic orb
recycle
fling
cosmic power
rest
free sick
THROTTLE GROTLE
>>26311591
Phys M-Sceptile
a perfectly heatlhy arcanine
>>26311599
???
>>26311618
post set
Audino @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Klutz
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Fling
- Skill Swap
- Covet
- Last Resort
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372073772
Tell me if im wrong with some set
>>26311644
>>26311599
Chatot
although now I really want to see a perfectly healthy arcanine
hellfrog
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372080313
That was all for me, and remember, chatot is fun :)
NEW CHAMP
if i'm gonna be honest, me or m sceptile
combusken or frogadier
a birb (Zapdos) @ Leftovers
Ability: Pressure
EVs: 136 HP / 8 SpA / 196 SpD / 168 Spe
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Charge
- Substitute
- Discharge
- Roost
DrellSnegg (Dunsparce) @ Salac Berry
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Thunder Wave
- Astonish
- Rock Slide
- Roost
Moltres
hellfrog
>>26312140
why would you suggest this shit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372088998
holy fire types you guys
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372094933
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372097178
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372101319
stole my birb and shrooms
now what?
>tfw clown fetish
I'm picking popplio and masturbating over it AND NO ANON CAN STOP ME
stop shitposting faggots and stick to your circlejerk
le new memes
184 days in hoenn
Hypnotoad (Poliwrath) @ Zoom Lens
Ability: Water Absorb
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Adamant Nature
- Hypnosis
- Wake-Up Slap
- Ice Punch
- Earthquake
Chaos Star (Starmie) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Natural Cure
EVs: 200 HP / 56 Def / 252 Spe
IVs: 0 Atk
- Trick
- Pain Split
- Rest
- Scald
Something with hyper beam
>>26312663
>stop shitposting faggots and stick to your circlejerk
But that's contradictory.
>>26312714
Sash Kakuna, if it survives, next match is mega beedrill
qwilfish
free balloon day
Jingle Jangle Jingle (Klefki) @ Sticky Barb
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Def / 8 SpA
Bold Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Switcheroo
- Swagger
- Thunder Wave
- Draining Kiss
Little Bird (Natu) @ Eviolite
Ability: Magic Bounce
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
- Heat Wave
- Night Shade
- Thunder Wave
- Wish
>>26312726
special pete (Tauros) @ Eject Button
Ability: Sheer Force
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpA / 252 Spe
Naive Nature
- Rock Climb
- Hyper Beam
- Earthquake
- Blizzard
>>26312738
what is this
Donnel Abra (Alakazamite is an extra step)
meowth
>>26312729
stop shitposing in other threads and stick to your circlejerk
>>26312761
Espeon with air balloon and only trick
>>26312772
that's terrible.
>>26312790
yes
>>26312790
of course, it wouldn't be showderp without shit like that
>>26312790
that's the point, yes?
>>26312830
You give that to awful champs, though.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372107042
plenty of water types
>>26312790
It's better than "HAHA LEVEL ONE TOXIC ONLY ASSAULT VEST (ANYTHING)"
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372108615
forgot to change kakuna sorry
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372111727
now with 100% more bees
>>26312866
only just
>>26312788
>>26308517 (OP)
Op please renew because image limited
>
>>26313051
this is one of the best posts i've ever seen. i've actually seen a fair amount of posts before but this one has gotta take the cake ! ~~~
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-372114754 ok
>>26313051
>RETARDED GARDEFAGS ARE IN SHOWDERP RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>26313083
Don't ever reply to any of my posts ever again. That wasn't my post that you replied to, but just based off of how you replied to that post I don't want you to reply to any of my posts ever.
>>26313083
fag
