What if Roothoot is real? Will you pretend you were always an owlfag to minimize the damage in your butt?
How do you prepare for the ruse?
>owl without a beak
sure anon
>>26307177
This is now a rowlet thread
>>26307187
>owl with the tip of a dick beak
Anything can happen
>>26307192
stay comfy owlball
>>26307198
Its a fucking apple seed you idiot. Rowlet's face looks like an apple cut in half.
>>26307215
It clearly looks like a dick, though.
>>26307177
If Roothoot is the evolution of Rowlet I will kill myself live on stream. Screencap this.
>Owl is a Grass starter
>Looks nothing like 'Roothoot'
>The Fire and Water fakes that accompanied 'Roothoot' were even more wrong
>It could still be real, you guys!
Fuck the hell off, anyone that thinks about this two seconds knows it was fake. It's not the middle evolution, it wasn't some unfinished beta art, it was just a stupid fake that was spammed here by an unknown number of people.
>>26307219
It might look like your deformed dick but I've never seen a dick that looks like that in my life.
>>26307219
You should probably seek medical help ifyour dick looks similar
>>26307177
>what If roothoot is real
Well its not, so I'm not sure why you're wasting your time making this thread
>>26307177
IF it's true I wont choose Rowlet as planned.
>>26307177
If roothoot is real I gave my word I'd shove a greninja amiibo up my add and upload it to /gif/
>>26307177
Joke's on you, OP -- I happen to like being anally penetrated
>>26307425
Go ahead and chose any of the other two then lol
>as planned
>>26307192
Stay comfy owlball
It's one heck of a coincidence if it's not. It even got that heart shaped circle in the face.
>>26307577
And the same three fingers mono colored paws.
>>26307177
There's no need to pretend you were an owlfag at the very start since it's an anonymous image board.
Not give it any thought and look up some porn of Litten evos.
>>26307177
>bowtie replace the the feather wings
>black dot eyes become huge deformed red eyes
>beak disappear for some reason
>body shape change completely
>color scheme changes
whatever you say senpai
>>26307619
But anon they "got the face right".
>>26307655
>there is only one type of owls xD
They also got the fact the grass starter is an owl before it was trademarked.
Too many coincidences my friend.
>>26307655
Also this replies to the >the beak disappears memetext.
Barn owls have their beaks hidden under the feathers.
>>26307671
Sure, let's just ignore how popular barn owls are so we can shitpost. After that we can pretend there aren't plenty of other owls with the same face thing.
>>26307655
Nope, Rowlet is a little owl, not a barn owl. I don't even think they're going down the barn owl path since they're spooky as fuck and children may not like it.
>>26307687
So popular it took them 7 gens to come up with one.
>>26307192
Stay comfy owlball
>>26307691
I think you meant to say
>barn owls are cool as fuck and children aren't good enough to appreciate them
>>26307954
How is that any different, are you implying children aren't the ones the game is targeted to?
>>26307177
WE STAGE 2 NOW BROS
>>26307963
No, I'm implying that barn owls aren't creepy.
>>26308025
You ever had a lover, boy?
>>26307177
I won't give a shit. I've never been as involved in this whole fiasco as much as I was with Wottergate or Fairygate because it simply isn't as interesting as either of those. There was like one image passed around 2ch without anyone to corroborate it.
>>26308025
You said yourself children wouldn't like it so I'm not sure why you're still arguing.
>>26307215
>>26307219
It's just what a barn owl's face/beak is supposed to look like.
>>26308044
No, I said children can't appreciate how fuckballs amazing they are.
Also I wasn't arguing anything until you started being an autist about my post.
>>26308062
>being an autist about my post
Sorry senpai didn't mean to, truth isI find them spooky myself.
>>26307992
REEEEEEE
Remove the penis beak!
>>26307177what if it's evolution is named RootHoot but it doesn't look like RootHoot?would that be a win-win for both sides?
