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This is the truth.
I recognize normalfags and somewhat understand the middle one, but what is the top meant to represent?
>>26307037
it probably was supposed to go like "the top is plebs, the middle is nerds and the bottom is patrician taste of successful people"
>>26307022
>Bulba, chiko, treecko, piplup, snivy, fennekin, rowlet
Patrician choice
>>26307022
Switch charmander and squirtle and we got a deal
>>26307022
>tfw 3 from the top row, 3 from the middle and one from the bottom
>>26307022
Wow, the bottom row is exactly what I picked on my first play throughI'm planning on picking the owl though
>>26307121
Exact same
top row is preps, middle row is nerds and bottom row is normies ?
>>26307190
>preps
Come on, It's obviously women and gays
>4 (maybe 5 if I pick Litten) in the middle
>>26307022
I have 3 in the top, 3 in the middle and 1 on the bottom. I'd say that's pretty balanced.
Thats not true, I'm a girl and my favorites are
>Charmander
>Cyndaquil
>Torchic, only because its the least shit of the three
>Piplup
>Snivy
>Fennekin
>Litten
i just pick the grass starters but i'm probably in category 1.
>>26307229
>cyndaquil
>>26307190
>Wanting to be a normie
notnx
>>26307229
Not to be a dick but you really did pick the most feminine starters of every generation. I find that funny.
I guess there is some social validity to "pink and blue from birth."
>>26307022
Greninja is pretty edgy.
But if you think that Froakie isnt god tier you can go get fucked by a faithful tepig
>>26307297
MpokexFhuman a shit, though, MhumanxFpoke is much better.
>>26307022
Your list doesn't work OP
>>26307292
How are Charmander and Cyndaquil the most feminine and not Bulbasaur and Chikorita? They have flowers even.
Anyway, I'm a girl and I went
>charmander
>cyndaquil
>treecko
>turtwig
>oshawott
>froakie
>litten
>5/7 of my choices were fedora
I'll just go off myself thenplease don't let the fucking cat be fire/fighting
>>26307292
Nah, I know I pick the cutest ones. I always say that I'm a bad trainer because if its not cute I don't fucking want it. I had a level 100 Fennekin by the time I was done with X and I regret nothing. Its not even about pink and blue though, I think Banette is cute as hell but its not stereotypically cute.
Snivy is the only current starter that I like the whole line of because it remains elegant and nice to look at. I'm still salty about Delphox and my biggest fear right now that Litten is going to evolve into some monstrosity.
>>26307331
It's probably Fire/Dark
>>26307333
>not evolving it to the much cuter Braxien
ya dun goofed
>>26307022
Charmander should be in both top and mid, as casuals love the shit out of it.
Also Froakie is in a weird position because the middle crowd are the ones who hated it until Greninja was revealed.
>>26307022
>two up top, one in the middle, four on the bottom.
Nice.
>>26307346
>much cuter Braxien
fuck off Verlis
>>26307346
Braixen IS adorable and when it was first revealed I thought for sure it was going to be the second starter I liked all the evolutions for. But then Delphox came out and now I can't even look at Braixen without thinking about what it becomes. At least when I have Fennekin I have fond thoughts about its next stage and all the high hopes I once had so its not ruined for me.
>>26307331
Same here, what ones did you stray from fedora on? For me it was Oshawott and Turtwig.
>>26307402
Not that guy, but I'm 5/7 fedora too.
Mine were Turtwig andChikorita.
>>26307022
>Neckbeard
>Alpha
>Normie
>Normie
>Neckbeard
>Neckbeard
>Alpha
Shit, I guess I'm predominantly a neckbeard.
Are the categories Normie, Neckbeard, Alpha?
Because I would think Charmander and Froakie are the normie choices for their gen
>>26307476
I see women, gays and traps in the first category. I doubt it's normies.
>>26307292
yout're an asshole and go back to fucking 1952
>>26307511
From my perspective you're the one being belligerent.
>>26307022
Fixed
am gril
>bulbasaur/normie
>totodile/alpha
>torchic/normie
>turtwig/alpha
>tepig/alpha
>froakie/autist
>rowlett/normie
blaziken is my favorite starter and pokemon of all time so i guess that makes me an ultimate normie
>>26307022
Female normie?
I'll take it.
>>26307022
Fuck it. It's kind of accurate.
>>26307022
who dis
>>26307022
>implying Rowlet isn't the best choice
>>26308834
FrankWolf. Cute trap from YouTube who became an hero.
>>26307037
girls.
Also, damn, that shit really got me. 7/7 top row for me.
Well played, OP.
And fuck you.
>Bulba
>Cynda
>Mudkip
>Chimchar
>Snivy
>Froge
>Pup
What am I?
>Alpha
>Alpha
>Alpha
>Alpha
>Faggot
>Alpha
>Alpha
Almost had a perfect run.
>>26307022
That's eerily accurate. Everything but Gen 1 is spot on.First row.
>>26307022
>gender confused cock sucking faggot
>choose everything on top besides torchic because it's uber and i don't play uber pokes
got damn op this spooky
>>26307037
>>26307190
>>26307476
It's women/gays/traps for top, edgy fedora neckbeard for middle and "well adjusted successful career person with a beautiful family", Aka: "all my favorites go in this row" for bottom.
Also, 2/2/3 for me. May change depending on what these adorable motherfuckers evolve into.
>>26307022
>Fag
>Alpha
>Fag
>Alpha
>Edge
>Alpha
>Edge
I'm okay with this
Grill reporting in
>Bulbasaur
>Cyndaquil
>Mudkip
>Turtwig
>Oshawott
>Froakie
>Most likely Popplio
So mostly a patrician? I`m ok with this.
BBQ Grill here,
>Charmander
>Cyndaquil
>Mudkip
>Piplup
>Snivy
>Fennekin
>Popplio
>>26307292
You do know that pink used to be a color for little boys and blue for little girls way, way back in the day, right?
>>26310438
And what a pointless piece of information to know.
>>26307022
>Poopliofags
kek
There are a lot more grills around here than I thought.Always kinda thought I was alone in this sausagefest.
>>26307022
>Charmander
>Totodile
>Mudkip
>I boxed my starter and played with a Shinx
>Tepig
>Fennekin
>Litten
>Charmander
>Chikorita
>Mudkip
>Turtwig
>Tepig
>Fennekin
>Rowlet and Poppliogrill
>>26307022
Squirtle-totodile-treecko-turtwig-snivy-fennekin-litten for me.
Wat am I.
So many girls picking Turtwig here!
Wife material right there.
>>26307022
>First Choice:
>exactly second line exept for froakie, replaced by fennekin (but I honestly didn't like any of the 3 final stages of X/Y starters).
>Second Choice:
>third line exept for 6G, replaced by froakie and 7G, relaced by the new roothoot.
>>26307022
Apparently I'm
>Neckbeard
>Neckbeard
>Patrician
>(I don't even remember what I originally picked for this gen, I liked all the starters)
>Neckbeard
>Neckbeard
>Normalfag
>>26307022
Bot row is pretty much me barring 5th gen where i picked oshawott.
>>26307022
>guaranteed replies
>>26307022
picked all bottom except the last two.
I didnt play x and y and probably wont play sun and moon either.
>start off bot row
>slowly move to middle row as I age
What happened to me?
>Charmander, Totodile, Treecko, Turtwig, Tepig, Froakie, Rowlet.
What am I?
>>26307324
Almost the same as me, good taste.grill reporting
Saur, quil, treecko, chimp, w0tt, froak, cat
2 grass, 2 water, 3 fire
Am I patrician?
>>26307022
I picked
>Bulba
>Totodile
>Mudkip
>Piplup
>Snivy
>BOXED froakie
>Popplio
I don't even know what it makes me.
>>26307022
>exclusively bottom row my entire life
I guess thats why people actually like to be around me.
>>26307022
Not accurate, op. I'm female.
>Bulbasaur, Chikorita, Mudkip, Turtwig, Oshawott, Chespin andRowlet.
I already knew I was a faggotbut at least I'm not a neckbeard.
>>26307022
I'm 4 for 6 on the middle one, but I picked Turtwig and am picking Rowlet.
>>26307022
>tfw I literally picked every starter on the bottom rowExcept for Tepig, fuck that piece of shit and its ugly evolutions.
Grill
>squirtle
>totodile
>mudkip
>chimchar
>smugleaf
>froakie
>litten
>>26307229
>I'm a girl btw
Pointless attention-whoring.
The top row does not represent "girls", just "plebs". There are two guys in the pictures.
>>26307292
Shame on you for betaing up for her being a girl. It's exactly for this kind of cringey shit announcing you're a girl when not relevant should be ban worthy.
>>26313552
>Shame on you for betaing up for her being a girl.
What the flying fuck does that even mean, how about you speak like a functioning human and not some /v/tard?
>>26313575
Acting like a beta. "Not to be a dick, haha, I just find that funny". Like you'd talk like that to anyone you thought was a guy. It's cringey as shit. How about you speak like a functioning human and not some Redditor fedoralord?
All my favorites are the grass types.
>I guess I just really like green.
>>26313650
>Acting like a beta. "Not to be a dick, haha, I just find that funny"
Maybe you're a /b/tard then, cause that's called being empathic, gender or not. Notice how I got a normal, readable response because of that?
Close your /r/redpill tab, leave the basement, and learn some social etiquette you goofy motherfucker.
>Charmander
>Chikorita
>Treeko
>Piplup
>Oshawott
>Fennekin
>Rowlet/Litten can't decide
>>26307022
>>26307022
>bottom row Squirtle
>top row Chikorita
>bottom row Mudkip
>top row Piplup
>top row Oshawott
>bottom row Chespin
>bottom row Popplio or top row Rowlet
I'm a married gay guy, so this is surprisingly accurate.
>>26307229
>>26307327
>>26308795
>>26310258
>>26310384
>>26313538
>>26310476
so it's okay to say you're a girl in here? coo. and so many of you chose charmander and tepig. good taste:
>charmander
>totodile
>torchic
>chimchar
>tepig
>froakie
>litten
>>26307511
Jesus Christ. Literally tumblr.
This entire thread is tumblr central. I hear /vp/ is one of the boards with highest concentration of this cancer.
>>26307022
>Cyndaquil
>edgy/neckbeard material
>instead of muh Sheer Force crocodile or "hard mode" Chikorita
>>26307022
Fedora manchildren have the best taste. After all, they are the true Pokemon fans.
1
1
5
Pretty good
>>26307022
1*/3*/2*
I picked all of the Sinnoh starters, because they were all awesome.
>>26307022
3 girly/gay, 3 edgy and 1 normie for me
Sounds pretty true to my personality actually
>>26314221
Oh wait you can do that? Then I pick all the Kalos starters, they all are my favorite in the whole series
>>26307022
>3/7 Bottom
>3/7 Middle
>1/7 Top
I don't even know what the heck I am on this graph.
>>26307022
Am I the only one who uses all three starters every gen?
>>26308834
Who bitch dis is?
Look at how well adjusted I am.
>>26307022
I agree with everything but Totodile and Cyndaquil's placement.
>>26308983
Kek gg wp rm?
Human Female
Squirtle
Totodile
Torchic
Turtwig
Oshawott
Fennekin
Litten
>>26310476
/vp/ is like 50% girls
>>26313552
>>26313650
>>/8gag/
Bulbasaur
Cyndaquil
Treecko
Turtwig
Snivy
Chespin
Rowlet
I just like grass starters. (Except gen 2, not a fan of Chikorita)
>>26307022
>>26307022
> tepig is on the "succesful"
tepig is the worst shit of all the starters
>>26315571
Not as long as Samurott and Delphox exist, he isn't.
>>26307292
>"pink and blue from birth."
Yes, it's literally in males' genes to like the color blue and in females' genes to like the color pink.
You're just pretending to be retarded, right? You do realize this is complete bullshit and society just said blue is for boys and pink is for girls. And as another poster pointed out, pink used to be a guy's color.
>>26307022
I chose:
>Charmander
>Totodile
>Torchic
>Chimchar
>Tepig
>Fennekin
>Popplio
Maybe some day they'll make a grass starter I want to use on the first playthrough.
Oh god what am I?
>>26316019
>Oh god what am I?
>>26307022
Mudkip is a mememon, so it's the to-go choice for commoners, and thus should be switched with Torchic. Snivy is also a mememon, and so it should be moved to the commoner row as well.
>>26316019Happy
>>26307022
What now, OP?
>>26316910
Where did you get that photo of me?
I'm not sure what's with all the chikorita hate, meganium is an absolute bro.
I too am of the vagina-having side of this board but most of my picks are business suit tier
I guess that's cool
>>26308834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjK8u1P5Dm8
>>26324044
Oops dropped my image
I'm all over the place.I can't decide between the 3 new ones. This is the first time in a loooong time that I love all of the starters equally ;-;
>>26307022
No, I picked Charmander Totdile Mudkip Piplup Snivy my Gen 6 one was either Froakie or Fenniken I just boxed them right away and my 7th gen will be Popplio
Top row: Cute Pokemon
Mid row: Cool Pokemon
Bottom row: Fun Pokemon
I think I solved this puzzle.
Elder God tier, objectively best starter as decided by a team of experts and all others are shit by comparison
-Turtwig
God tier
-Charmander
-Totodile
Great tier
-Bulbasaur
-Treecko
-Snivy
-Squirtle
Good tier
-Chikorita
-Piplup
-Tepig
-Oshawott
-Froakie
-Chespin
-Litten
Meh tier
-Cyndaquil
-Torchic
-Mudkip
-Chimchar
-Fennekin
-Rowlet
Shit tier
-Popplio
>>26315723
>>26315571
Tepig does not deserve all the hate he gets
Team release your starter has always been the best team.
>>26307022
you got me up to Gen 6, I haven't decided on Gen 7 yet, need to see finals
>>26307022
>bearded pleb man with two snotty, money draining children
>old business man who looks tired of life
>incredibly ugly man who appears to be some kind of manager
>this is for some reason the ''top'' tier
>fucking Chespin, Tepig and whatever the Microsoft Clip-art seal is called in the top tier list
I'm so utterly confused by this bait.
>>26307022
Charmander totadile torchic chimchar tepig froakie popplio. What does this mean?
Is there a category for people who box starters because they're all shit
> Squirtle, Cyndaquil, Torchic, Turtwig, Oshawott, Chespin, undecided
I think I could sleep well with a 3/1/3, 2/2/3, or 2/1/4 spreadbut preferably not the second spread
>>26307022
i got my favorite starters spread out across al three rows, what does that make me?
>inb4 faggot
>>26326921
Compared to faggots and neckbeards...
>mfw all my starters except Piplup are middle row
>>26327731
My nigga.
I wonder what kids will be picking for this generation. I was a kid myself for the first 2 gens and picked Charmander and Cyndaquil because fire.
>>26307229
>Pretending to be a girl in an online image board
Hope Mommy doesn't walk into the basement to empty your shit bucket.
>>26327784
I'd say that Piplup could be middle row. Empoleon could totally look cool with a Katana. Plus, it has a dark , mysterious demeanor.
>>26307022
Gayfag here, and my list is legitimately 100% identical to yourmidone. So I guess that means your assessment is actually prettySSHHIITT.
>>26327750
>mudkip
>fedora
so close but so far, you people fail to realize torchic is fedora AND normie
>>26329605
>>26307022
>Chimchar in edgelords
>Piplup in girls
>Tepig in boring
Do you have something to tell us anon
>>26307022
Middle row- charmander cyndaquil and treecko were my choices as a kid, there after i picked everything in top row (piplup, oshawott, fennekin, and will pick rowlet) I'm also a faggot
..fuck you OP
>>26307022
i'm all edgelord except for rowlet
damn OP you almost got them all!
>>26327750
Accurate desu
>>26307022
Swap Squirtle and Charmander
Torchic should be in the middle, mudkip up the top and Treecko down the bottom
Chespin should be up top, Fennekin in the middle and Froakie on the bottom
Sealfaggot should be up top, Litten on the bottom and Rowlet in the middle
>>26327750
top row complete if you were to switch rowlet and litten
Bait
>>26307022
I picked every single one from the bottom row, but replace the shit seal with the bro owl
>>26307022
>tfw the bottom is legit 100% what I believed before this
Putting this shit on my resume
>>26307229
i'm a grill my faves are:
>charmander
>cyndaquil
>torchic
>chimchar
>tepig
>fennekin
>litten
Rowlet should be in the fedora category, and Litten and Snivy should be in the gay category.
I've picked four from the top row and three from the middle. So I'm edgy girl? Accurate t b h.
>>26307022
Fuck off I'm not a normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
