You up in the gym and this guy slaps yo girl's ass
What do you do?
>>26298401
Throw one of my Masterballs at it.
>>26298401
>gym
>yo girl
I'll save you the reply and myself having to post an image
>dumb frog poster
>>26298401
Blizzard that fucker
Give him the cold shoulder
>girl
>>26298401
Tell him to get back in his pokéball
>swinub used powder snow
Throw an ice cube at it
>>26298401
If you're one of those fags who brings his girlfriend to the gym you deserve it.
She's not gonna lift with you and you're not gonna impress her.
>>26300705
But Rowlet probably has a Wii U so it can't be Birch.
Owl a shit. Litten is the only option.
Kick him like a football
>>26298401
>pour cold water on it
>bird dead
>>26300871
Literally my mom's cat
they should just change it's name to Litter because it belongs in the trash
>>26298401
Dip him in sauce and move on to the rest of my 20 piece.
>>26300705
>bowtie
>not a bra
Rowlet is the fat kid of yesteryear.
>>26300705
>>26301486
Hise name is Horace.
>>26300846
>tfw gf competes in bikini because she became interested after watching you do physique
Your limits ain't my limits, breh.
>>26301556
I speak from experience but not necessarily my own.
I wish I had a nickel for every meathead I saw who brought their chubby girlfriend to the gym and occupied the best bench press while she finagled around on her phone for 45 minutes.
>>26301507
That's fucking hilarious but who is this guy/why is he a cuck?
>>26301507
I am Anthony Burch
>>26301592
That sucks, breh. Sorry to hear it. We only have one guy like that at my gym.
>every day is leg press because squats are hard lol
And then her boyfriend is the Hercules of the lollipop guild.
So I can only somewhat empathise. I'm sure it sucks.
>>26301556
>>26301646I forgot to mention this before but good for you. You must be very happy for her.
>>26301626
Do you know why calling people cucks became so popular?
It was because of this guy. He is literally the reason why.
>>26301708
Yeah I'm proud of her. I think this year will be her last in bikini.
She wanted to win and use that as a promotion for her personal trainer stuff . But every comp she has does the judges steer clear of any chick with definition and well, my gal don't whistle Dixie haha.
>>26302227
Haha what does her eggs smell like? haha
>>26298401
>this guy
>wearing a bra out ouf leaves
>>26300701
Okay, I laughed a little inside.
>>26300701
thats x4 super effective
>>26298401
I wake up and realize that I'm not Anthony Burch.
>>26300777
>777
Nice.
>>26298401
Throw a cup of ice on him
>>26301437
>it should change its name to litter
You should change you name to bitter
