Sodas give kidney stones of healing and fertility obviously

Because it's not lemonade, it's piss.

Because it's a game, not real life.

The leafeon drink looks like shit. i would NOT drink it

>>26293513
>Eevee
>Vaporeon
>Espeon
>Glaceon
>Sylveon
The other 3 look like ass

>>26293513
the Leafeon one looks like they actually just filled it with dirt

That's how it works IRL too, you dumbo.

From the thumbnail it looks like bad dragon fleshlights.

So will they skip new eeveelution this gen or not?

>>26293559
Was about to post asking what the fuck the Leageon drink was

Because they have calories and sugars.

>>26294446
>muh shugar lobby conspiracy

>>26294409
probably something like a fruit smoothie with a lot of greens like broccoli and kale. Looks like its topped with spinach or kale.

>>26294670
It looks like dirt

They give more instant energy.

Pokemon thrive on sugar content, apparently.

WHAT GIVES YOU MORE PEP AS A TREAT FROM YOUR MASTER? THATS WHAT I THOUGHT

>>26293513
The drinks gives your pokemon the sugar rush they need to get motivated for blood-sport combat.

>>26293513
Because Soda Pop and Lemonade are controlled by Coca Cola and Fresh Water is controlled by Nestlé and Danone.

>>26293513
Leafeon's look like shit.

The water in the Pokemon world is contaminated with Tentacool

>>26293559
>The leafeon drink looks like shit.

That is because Leafeon is a PU shitmon.

>>26293513
>inb4 canned eeveelution piss images

>>26293513
Eeevee/Sylveon/Umberon master race here

>>26293559
>>26297933
>>26297948
>>26293619

>all these idiots don't know what corsican mint looks like

Also Leafeon is not bad this is a meme.

I sweep legendary-only teams with my Leafeon all the goddamn day. It's a great healing wall, all it needs is a sunlight set-up to maximize its ability and move-set.