>Bwark?
You have five seconds to explain why you're not choosing Popplio.
>>26276451
Because it's shit.
/thread
>>26276451
They're all Eskimos that's why.
>>26276451
It has a penis on its face and its name reminds me of polio
>>26276451
It's hideous.
>>26276471
>/theading your own post
Because owl is better
>>26276492
>polio
>not poppy
Popplio is irredemable garbage, and it pisses me off to no end seeing the resident contrarian population jump all over it to defend it.
Fuck you
>>26276451
What happens if i don't answer?
>>26276451
The other two are better.
I like the owl more but i like popplio to
>>26276515
>being this mad over a children's game
>>26276451
It's Chespin 2.0 and as such it's trash.
>>26276451
It's okay Popplio, I like your design.
I'm either going to choose Rowlet or Popplio, but it totally depends on what their final evolutions look like. I thought I'd pick Chespin because it was cuter than Froakie, but I ended up liking their final evolutions about the same, so I went with the Water starter like I've always done.
Right now, I like Rowlet better than Popplio, but there's still a good chance I'll go with the latter. It's cute, and I'm sure its characterization in the anime will make it even cuter. If I choose Rowlet, my husband said he'll choose Popplio; if I choose Popplio, he'll choose Nyabby. I guess either way Popplio will get represented in our house.
>>26276492
>>26276494
>>26276515
>>26276529
>>26276540
Like Popplio gives a shit about your opinions
>>26276538
>not being mad at trivial things
What are you doing on 4chan?
>>26276572
>chespin
>garbage is cuter than froakie
Kek.
>>26276602
Kek again.
>>26276602
I hope he also enjoys being trained by bitch-ass rival and fall into obscurity while I take my based Rowlet or Litten to his max potencial, have him slap the shit out of Solgaleo and beat the champion
>>26276515
>Picking the cutest starter of the bunch is contrarian
Did you ever stop and think that you might just have bad taste?
>>26276635
>popplio
>garbage is cuter than QTKitten and owlthatsnotroothoot
Kek.
>>26276451
Because its design is fucking terrible and we didn't really need more seals anyway.
Because I'm not using something that sounds like a Chocobo trying to bark.
>>26276635
>thinking that literal garbage is cute
Why are Poppliofags so fucking obnoxious?
>>26276635
>Poppliofag talking about taste to anyone
Popplio is probably the most unique out of all the starters in Pokemon. That's why I like it.
Remindes me of a puppy and I love puppies.
>>26276451
I am choosing it.
>>26276666
>Litten
>gay ass anime cat that looks lazy and like it hates you like a real cat
>cuter than "Bwark?" the friendly circus seal
KEK
>>26276471
Fag
>>26276690
Why are anti-poppliofags so obnoxious? They constantly go out of their way to shit on it.
I wanna see if the Cat doesn't turn into furbait
because, een if I dont dislike him, I think Rowlet is cute
>>26276666
you mean emo kitten and shitowl?
>>26276682
It's not a seal
>>26276494
You're blind
>>26276515
Yeah, it's not like I didn't look at it right away and think that it was the best looking starter or anything, not to mention its personality, nope
>>26276666
>Literally Shadow the Heghehog: the starter
>Grass/flying
>>26276733
Poppliofags are not real, just contrarian hipsterfags going out of their way to like the worst thing since Hitler while victimizing themselves like fucking SJWs
>WAAAH WAAHH US POPPLIOBROS SUFFR SO MUCH pls pity us :''''''''''''''(
>>26276764
Poppliofags, everyone.
>>26276633
Popplio used ice beam
Rowlet fainted
>>26276778
>being this mad
Are you a literal 10 years old?
>>26276682
Don't we only have one, the Seel evolution line?
>>26276733
>They constantly go out of their way to shit on it.
>OP is literally asking you to explain why you aren't choosing it
>>26276614
You're obviously pretty new, but I'll spoonfeed you regardless.
When the gen 6 starters were revealed, everyone and their mother was on the fennekin train and dissing froakie hard as ugly and weird looking.
>>26276451
Gf wants owl and i don't want her to kick my ass all early game for the third time in a row
>>26276769
>everything red and black is edgy
>>26276697
Yeah, let me guess, you like Shitten? I'm sorry but the Owl and Popplio are far better
>>26276682
A. Not a seal
B. There's already 50 cat pokemon not including Litten.
C. There's also already an owl pokemon
Anon, of all the anti-popplio shit people fling the "Look at how many seal pokemon there already are :^)" argument is the most stupid one.
>>26276451
Because I'm choosing Rowlet.
>>26276633
>max potential
Yeah m8, My grass/flying jumpluff beats the shit out of mega-rayquaza. :^)
>>26276733
Because you Poppliofags are hostile toward people who don't suck Popplio's dick? Just like OP is being hostile against people who's not picking Poppliofags.
>>26276800
too bad rowlet is faster and will shove his dagger leaves on popplio's ugly clown face before he can act.
Who knows popplio might improve, we're you're rock bottom, up is the only way
I don't hate myself
>>26276451
The nose
>>26276451
>?
It's not even sure what the fuck it's saying. I don't want no fake happy insecure pokes on my team.
>>26276805
eww lewd infernape crop.
>>26276787
Yeah, because there's something wrong with not liking a emo kitten and a boring ass owl
ok
>>26276873
>tfw the owl will be slow and bulky
>>26276873
>Implying a fat Sea lion wont live an attack
gud 1
>>26276895
There's is something very wrong with liking a down-syndrome clown seal
>>26276811
No you're wrong. Froakie and Fennekin were about the same and most people didn't like Chespin.
>>26276492
Idk how many penises you've seen but that's not what a penis looks like.
>>26276868
Only being hostile since you guys decided to shit on us for liking it instead of the other two.
>>26276868
>OP's just points out Popplio's onomatopoeia
>quotes a well-known meme
>M-Mom, they're being hostile towards me on the internet!
You can't be this fuckin thin-skinned.
>>26276515
Way to be edgier than Yveltal and Lunaala combined.
>>26276928
>Being happy means you have down-syndrome
I feel bad for you, your life must be shit if you don't even know what it's like to be happy. You must shroud yourself in boring and sad things
>>26276943
We're just pointing out that your taste is bad in hopes that you will improve it. We're only doing it for your own good.
>>26276891
>>26276978
Rowlet's pure smile is being happy
Popplio's mongoloid face hides great pain from being born an horrifying abomination that no one will ever love
>>26277009
eww he has his butt to the viewernice art
Awful lot of tryhards in this thread
>>26276943
There are people shitting on Litten for being furrybait as well. Stop playing victim.
>>26277025
You mean it's plain ball face with a clown hat as its nose?
Not really that bad dude
>>26277025
>it has a beak
>smile
You're the only mongoloid, mate. Owls can make happy facial expressions but if you think they can legitimately smile then there's something wrong with you.
>>26276515
>Rowlett is okay and a cute
>litten is a cute and hopefully won't become bipedal furfag bait.
>popplio is a cute that acts like a puppy.
For once all the starters are okay/good anon. popplio is no different.
On topic I'm starting with all 3 most likely or litten
>>26277054
Shitting on a pokemon because furries like it is pointless, since furries like most pokemon.
>>26277112
okay but it is literally a Pokemon for emos
Fun fact: Sea lions perform/performed at circuses to make themselves look stupid doing goofy stuff, so people wouldnt want to let them back into the wild because theyre retarded. Sea lions live 10 years less on average in the wild.
So actually sea lions are fucking smart, they just pretend to be retarded.
>inb4 hurrdurr comic
And yea, everything about clowns and carnivals etc. interests me and Popplio is smug as fuck too
>>26277112
Shitting on a pokemon because it isn't popular as others is pointless, since most pokemon aren't popular.
Disgusting boil nose and nasty teenage moustache whiskers
I hate how gross it looks
I like a lot the 3 starters we got but...
The sea dog is probably gonna be slow based on his description.
Hawaii's gonna be filled with shit tons of water Pokemons.
I probably won't chose the owl either because of the flying type. The regional bird will be enough to fly from town to town.
And fire Pokemon are generaly rare so... Gotta be the kitty.
Still depends on the final evo and the Pokemon we'll get in the new Pokedex.
>>26276602
it gave enough of a shit to reply :^)
>>26276451
>picking the meme starter
Every gen has one.
>>26277291
no bullying popplio. They're all good starters.
>>26277340
Fuck off, Popplio is literally the worst starter to be introduced to Pokemon.
>>26277369
>being this mad
:^)
>>26277291
Yes, and it is Rowlet. There are even people that is going to choose it just to name it Roothoot.
>>26276451
It's Oshawott all over again, and its face design is a fucking mess.
Popplio is the shit all 3 of the starters are great. FUCK OFF MY BOY POPPLIO AND HIS BRO'S BITCHES
>>26277369
It's weird, the more people hate on Popplio the more I begin liking the little puppy sea-lion.
>>26277423
I'll choose it to name NU/PU shit desu
>>26277464
That's because you're contrarian scum unworthy of having your opinion heard.
>>26276451
Because I'm going with the catAnd my two friends are going with the Owl.
>>26277291
DELETE THIS
>>26277754
We get it, anon, you're a autistic child with anger issues.
>>26276934
Um I'm pretty sure you're wrong. Everyone loved Fennekin at first and Chespin and Froakie were largely ignored.
>>26276614
Chespin is way cuter than Froakie. Froakie is an ugly joke, Chespin is adorable. >w<
How is Popplio pronounced?
>>26277970
Pooh-Plee-Oh
>>26276451
Because you memeing contrarian fucks leaped onto the least popular starter just to force him around and when people call you out on your shit taste you get butthurt.
>>26276451
I am choosing him tho
>>26277970
pop-plee-o
I don't like clowns
I always pick the fire starter because I'm an autistI might have to figure out a way to use all three they're all based
>>26278027
>being this butthurt
>>26278097
Yes, keep on fighting back, it won't cure your shit taste, but you will try.
>>26278121
says the anon with diarrhea shit taste
>>26276451
Because it raped my mother.
>>26278040
>bestseal in marx cap
I like this
>>26278121
(you)
>>26278121
I'd rather have subjective tastes than intractable autism like you m8, it's just a fictional creature.
The only thing that's gonna stop me from picking him is if Litten evolves into a sick devil or pirate or some shit. Otherwise I'll take the clown seal every day.
>>26278164
>>26278270
Continue to prove that Poppliofags are the biggest cancer at the moment.
Nose
WHY DO I LOVE THIS RETARDED LOOKING SEAL.
>>26278343
It would help to not look at it as a seal than it is a water puppy
>>26278302
I ain't even a Popplio, I'm Rowlet all the way. But I'll enjoy fucking with you autistic spergs every time I see ya.
>>26276451
It's the worst of the three tbqh
>>26278393
Hey now, be nice.
Waterfags didn't get a good starter this time.
>>26278482
Pretty sure he said he's going to mess with anti-poppliofags.
>>26276451
Because I hate clowns, and the circus.
>>26278543
.
>>26277970
Pop-leo
Pop as in a bubble popping, and Leo as in (sea) lion.
>>26276451
Because I have a Dewgong and Walrein.
I don't need another seal.
![mechanical-circus-seal-aydbhk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gmZ2XeP.jpg "mechanical-circus-seal-aydbhk[1].jpg")
>>26276858
>not a seal
do you know what a seal is?
>>26278302
Continue to prove that you got a tiny dick
My decision will be final once I see their last form. Right now I'll take the Owl.
>>26276808
>Forgetting best seal, Spheal
>>26278727
>>26276451
Because every generation I've chosen a water starter, and I want to try something different.
>>26278718
Well one is a Dugong and the othee is a walrus
Similar to seals
Like frogs and toads
>>26277904
No you're wrong, people were calling Fennekin furbait and saying Chespin was ugly.
![Sea-lion-vs-seal[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PnIPxmn.jpg "Sea-lion-vs-seal[1].jpg")
>>26278775
Same difference
>>26276451
Sea lion
Sealion
Sealio
Seali
Seal
>>26278775
>he doesn't know a sea lion is a kind of seal
>part of the Otariidae; eared seal family
>>26278863
Zeal
>>26276515
Sorry to burst your bubble, but as soon as it came on screen in the trailer I immediately said out loud how it was perfect and exactly what I wanted out of the water starter this time.
I like all three, though.
>>26278863
Sea
Ocean confirmed. Water routes confirmed.
>>26278866
>THEY'RE PART OF THE SAME FAMILY SO THEY'RE COMPLETELY THE SAME GUYS
I bet you thing that fire zodiac shit is real too you shit
>>26278936
>The Dex says "Sea Lion" so it's literally just a sea lion and takes no inspiration from other animals
>Tries to call someone else a zodiacfag while using the exact same reasoning the zodiacfags have for "fire mouse" Cyndaquil as the rat
nigga u gay
>>26278971
It is just a sea lion you can tell by fucking looking at it
meanwhile does cindaquill look like a rat? not it doesn't
because i havent decided yet.
>>26276451
why is the text not centered
why does this bother me so much
fuck
>>26276451
>>26277291
>>26278857
Huh I had never noticed sea lions have ear flaps.
The more you know.
>>26276451
It looks like a fucking embryo clown, that's why.
>>26279112
>>26278936
I bet you think rats and mice are different animals.
>>26279197
I bet you think foxes are dogs
>>26276451
It's fucking ugly, that's why
>>26279215
I bet you think white tigers and orange tigers are different animals.
>>26279502
i bet you think this is a a square
>>26279521
I bet you think it's a triangle.
>>26277199
Exactly. So let's stop hating Popplio, agreed? Good.
>>26279538
IT IS A TRIAGNEL YOU FUK WIT
>>26279594
says you.
I bet you think pepe le frug is a meme
>>26276471
>/thread
>>26276515
so because someone likes something most people dont, makes that person a contrarian?
a contrarian is someone who likes things other people dont because they want to be diffrent you fuckfart
>>26276934
>>26278840
Nice revisionist history.
People only started liking Froakie when the second stagers were revealed, which is also when Fennekin was relegated to being furbait (becoming bipedal) and Chespin hated (Quilladin being a fat wide-eyed pinata)
>>26276451
You know, my first reaction was that Popplio looked fucking dumb. But after thinking about it for a little while... it still looks fucking dumb, but in an endearing sort of way. Like the kind of dumb where it's always happy all the time, because it's too dumb to ever be upset.
Same reason people like pugs.
>>26276515
You are literal cancer.
>>26276540
>chespin being shit
Stop this fucking meme, chespin is one of the best and the most competitively viable starter, bar Greninja
>chesnaut has a boss design
>super tanky
>gets awesome signature move
>one of the best assault vest users
>incredible physical movepool
>bulletproof
>gets drain punch
>probably gets more puss than any of you cucks
Sure he looks kind of derpy, but not as bad as fennekin.
>TL;Dr, kill yourself
>>26276451
because it isn't nearly as good as based owl
>>26280844
No one gives a shit about its viability. It's shit design wise and that's all there is to it.
>>26278936
>IT SAYS IT'S A SEA LION SO IT MUST BE JUST EXACTLY THAT
>>26277369
>what is the entire gen 5
>>26276515
You're gonna pick Litten, aren't you?
>>26280932
>chesnaught has a boss design
>quilladin has an adorable design
>chespin has an adorable design
I bet you picked fennekin didn't you
>>26277245
You're looking into the mirror, anon
Because it looks like a slightly retarded deal. I think the art on the Pokemon website looks slightly better than its 3D model.
>>26276451
I like edge cat just a tad bit more than bow-tie owl and clown seal
>>26276471
>>26276492
>>26276494
>>26276513
>>26276515
>>26276540
>>26276682
N O
B
U
L
L
Y
ALL THE STARTERS ARE GREAT IN THEIR OWN WAYS AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU ARE A BULLY.
>>26276451
Im not choosing any of the starters, as I do not have the full information. Last gen fennekin was my favorite starter and frog was my least fav. That completely switched after seeing the final stages, so popplio isn't ruled out yet. I like all of the starters this time around
>>26281069
Don't defend quilladin, you make us all look bad
>>26276451
I am and I'm excited to see his evolutions.
>>26276451
I probably will if he evolves into something that isn't completely goofy looking. I always pick the water starter the first go around. If Popplio comes out really doofy-looking though, I'm gonna pick my first fire starter, because Litten looks like it's going to evolve into a badass quadruped fire tiger, and I'm totally down with that.
>>26280946
are you implying it's not a sealion you halfwit
Hes a shit and this cant be argued
Just look on that desu it is only better than Quilladin
>>26276605
Awesome post!
>>26276451
Kurusu > Popplio
>>26282254
>>26280844
agreed
>>26276451
It looks like a fucking abomination and I don't know why you fags are pushing it so hard, I thought we were done with this kind of crap after owlfags fucked off
>>26276451
not allowed to kick your pokemon around and have them evolve into bastardized dark type versions of themselves.
>>26282680
forgot my picture
>>26280932
Chespin is pretty good in LC, the other few starters that are just as good or better are Torchic and Snivy. The fact that it does well competitively in its own category means is objectively good in one way or another, just because the starter you like has a shit typing/movepool doesn't mean that Chespin is going to be bad as well.
>>26276451
Because I want the cat slightly more
>>26276451
That tumor it's got for a nose.
Rowlet is too adorable to pass up.
>>26276451
Its not my fault they made the cat an edgelord
I love cats
Cant help it
>no one liked Piplup
>no one liked Oshawott
>no one liked Froakie
GEE, WONDER WHAT THE VERDICT WILL BE WITH POPPLIO
>>26276451
Because I don't have the game in my hands right now.
what really disappoints me in Popplio is the lack of detail in its back legs / lower body. It looks like they just gave up. its lower limbs look two-dimensional and flimsy.
Does anyone else see what I'm talking about? I still think he's one of the top 3 Gen VII starters btw
>>26277423
Im going to clone it till it fills all my boxes, name them ALL roothoot, and wondertrade them all. Screencap this, within a week from the release it will happen.
>>26283495
Understandable. They all look kind of flat tbqh now that I think about it.
He got some great animations though, so I can't be too upset.
Why are clowns still a thing?
Nobody likes clowns
Everyone hates clowns
Go to a local area and ask people if they like clowns
They'll say they can't stand clowns
Clowns don't make you laugh
Instead clowns look like creeps who will murder and rape you in a back alley
Who ever wanted to be a clown when they grew up?
Being a clown is to have no shame, it's absolutely pathetic
Fuck clowns
Fuck Popplio
All red nosed freaks should be gassed
>>26283581
>>26276451
It has the shittiest and autism filled fanbase.
BULLY
