hey /vp/ I have images turned off on 4chan so I can play blind, describe how good the new pokemen are to me
>>26271877
cat owl seal
dog fish primate
Protagonist is a big black man.
>>26271877
Owl is grass-type, really round and has a little leaf bowtie. Cat is fire-type, kind of edgy, has big red whiskers and a fuse tail. Seal is water-type, has a clown nose and collar.
Box legendaries are a big white lion and a... something. Moon-shaped bat with galaxy wings who's special move is the Satellite Cannon from Gundam X. Both have glass domes on their heads which house more galaxy stuff.
They all look pretty good. Get hype.
>>26271877
There's a grassy shrew, a fire wolf and a water fish.
>>26271877
The Grass Type is an owl with a bowtie, and the most based.
The Fire Type is a naruto-ass cat with very conspicuous.
The Water Type is a sea lion who is also a cumguzzling faggot.
>>26273422
>very conspicuous whiskers
>>26271877
My favorite, the cat... It... cute... lovely... smart... plus... amazing... you think so?... oh yes... it... stunning... kindly... love it! Hug it... when... sleeping... warm and cuddly... spectacular... ravishing... ...Oops! Look at the time! I kept you too long! Thanks for hearing me out! I want you to stop shitposting!"
>>26273622
what did he mean by this
>>26273422
> cumguzzling faggot
Silly, Smug, Playful, Cute, Simple design, Water puppy
r u ok anon
>>26273636
A cat is fine too.
>>26273636
it's a randomly generated shitpost
>>26273769
Did you even play the games?
>>26273822
do you?
>>26273622
That's what the the guy in red/blue says before giving you th bike pass,you fucking autisms
>>26271877
>disable images
good thinking, I might do this as release draws closer
>>26273622
>>26274374
It's reference to the guy who gives you the bike voucher.