Who will suffer the syndrome of fatness?
>>26257086
owl, just look at him
>>26257086
Undoubtedly Popplio, guarantee he's gonna pack on the pounds
>>26257109
Owl is already fat and cute, which means he will only get skinnier.
Owl is going to be the Charizard/Greninja of this Gen, turning into the most popular beast.
Litten is going to turn into bipedal furbait.
Popple McDonald is going to turn into the fat fuck.
>>26257086
>odd-numbered gens have Fire starters that people eat
As much as I like the Tepig line, I really hope Litten doesn't end up bipedal.
>>26257086
the cat's going garfield, obviously
>>26257186
>owl is already fat.
You do realize he weighs 3.5 pounds right?
The cat weighs 9.5 and the sea lion weighs 16.5
>>26257086
>Implying the fat ones aren't the cutest.
>>26257086
Ugh... and this is a problem why???
I expected body shaming from eveyone but you /Vp/
>>26257232
Nah, thats every gen.
>>26257295
For a bird, that's fat.
>>26257186
This 100%
>>26257295
Maybe not weight-wise but at least in roundness
>>26257329
.
Water is Masuda's favorite. I'd be surprised if he lets the fat curse strike Popplio.
>>26257350
fuck off gook
Owl might go through such, but that might only make him more adorable, being now the adorable mass of fluff and feather he might turn out being. He may grow wise eyebrows too.
Litten is the least likeliest of the case. I mean, nigga, a fat tiger/cougar/panther? How would that work.
No hope left for seal dog though, that little shit will grow fatter AND less adorable, it's almost a known fact by now. And Greninja was already a thin as fuck water starter, both from beginning to end.
>>26257363
Torchic is fatter at 5.5 pounds.
>>26257378
Marshstomp got fat
>>26257378
Actually, Masuda probably want to avoid the scenario where Popplio and all future water starters threatens Greninja's popularity, so it'd make perfect sense if he mandated that the next water starters be made as shitty as possible. It's not improbable to think that they will do anything to harm Popplio's potential popularity, including making its evos shit.
>>26257109
>>26257460
And also tall as fuck in the later stages.
My point still stands.
>>26257567
Stop ruining owls for everybody
I'm expecting popplio to turn fat like the majority of water starters but i'm hoping that's not the case.
Please be slim or as slim as a sealion can be
>>26257263
Nah they already did that with purrugly. I don't think there will be a fatty this genbecause I believe roothoot is real
It'd be pretty cool if litten gets the fat hammer for his second evo that represents a bomb.
and then for his final evo, it's an explosion tiger or something.
>>26257567
which makes it safer to keep the owl rotund, since its just the feathers
>>26257567
In every owl there's a dodo inside
>>26257715
That could work. Turn the tail into a fuse.
Fits the ninja look, but doesn't step on Greninja's toes, which Masuda would appreciate.
>tfw you chose tepig and chespin as your starters because of their middle stages
>>26257650
What's wrong anon?
Given that it's looking as though Popplio will be the speedster of the trio, he might end up avoiding the fat hammer after all. Wouldn't make sense to give a fat pokemon high speed.
>>26257792
Triggered
>>26257792
Jesus fuck I think we may have found our pre-historic grass starter
And it just so happens to be the most adorable piece of shit ever conceived in its early stage
ARE THESE THINGS PTERODACTYLS
>>26257792
What am I looking at
>>26257792
Fuck
>>26257887
Owls without feathers.
Owls are 70% feathers.
>>26257887
Some birds develop a condition where they pick off all their feathers.
>>26257792
I think I fought those in Dark Souls
>>26257774
>Fits the ninja look,
What ninja look? What I am missing? I saw people talking about ninja looks three times today, but to me that's just a regular cat
>>26257823
I disagree the fact that they say it's slow on land makes me think he'll be the fatty of the starters.
>>26257975
Its face resembles a black ninja hood.
>>26258009
No it doesn't
>>26257086
Looks like it's going to be Rowlet.
A fat NU shitmon. How fitting.
Watch
Litten is going to go the Garfield route like Glameow did and become an ugly fat flaming fuck.
Poppilo is going to be a sleek waifumon
Owl is turning into a sex harpy, I feel it in my bones.
>>26258048
If anything he might be a pirate. Bombs and sulfur, oil, stripes. Who knows, though.
>>26257792
owls never WERE birds
owls were always GREY ALIENS
>>26257678
Why the fuck would you expect a sea lions of all fucking things to be skinny? It's like hoping for a fat giraffe
I'm surprised the fire type didn't suffer from whatever Oshawott and Chespin suffer from to complete the trifecta.
none
seal will stay thin because its all acrobatic and shit unless they throw all of that out the window and just make a fat retard blowing snot bubbles
owl will slim down ready to become a handsome dapper fuck
cat with be slim because its a fucking cat
seal has the most chance, owl will at the very least be puffy and look fat
>>26257086
Considering Rowlet weighs 3.3 lbs, Litten 9.5 lbs and Popplio 16.5 lbs i'm pretty sure the seal will be the fattest one.
>>26257086
owl can't get fatter, he'll only get taller in stage 2 and thus proportionally thinner. Fat cat doesn't seem likely but it'll end up some kind of wild cat by the end and tigers are huge, so maybe it'll put on the most relative bulk? Sealion can't get much thinner so he'll be proportionally bigger, but since he seems like he'll have a juggler acrobat thing going on I don't think he'll get too much bigger. Maybe we just won't have a fatass.
>>26257086
>5th gen fire
>6th gen grass
>7th gen water most likely
>>26258291
>Seal retires from being a acrobat to a acrofat
Can't say I would be surprised. Just look at Walrein.
Then again, Spheal always has been a rotund little fellow, so can't say I can compare them both when that's not the case.
Still, they're both the same kind of animal except not really.
https://www.google.pt/search?q=hawaiian+monk+seal&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=675&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiev_7P5dDMAhWCBBoKHUUNDHMQ_AUIBigB
Seems like his species.
it will be the fucking cat since all catmons after meowth got the "hit by a truck" treatment evo
>>26257086
the seal
It would be retarded if the seal didn't get fat.
>>26257086
>>26258470
>implying Purrloin isn't an abomination that's only redeemed by turning into Liepard
>>26257529
Fat chance.
>>26258169
Ok how to word this....I'm hoping it's "reasonably" fat while still looking appealing. Like Pompy!
>>26257086
>the kitten gets fat syndrome
>evolves into Searugly
>it looks like this
>>26258574
Fuck
>>26258552
Elephant seal please? Could tie in to the circus vibe.
>>26258681
DEEPEST LORE
>>26257186
>Owl is already fat and cute, which means he will only get skinnier.
Bulbasaur was fat and cute and only got fatter.
>>26258167
OH SHIT, OH FUCK, that's why so many cultures see them as bad omens and knowledge!
Hopefully Poplio. I actually think Poplio has potential and could be cool(Bull Elephant Seal?) Or a big ass Sea Lion. Seals, Walruses, and sea lions pack on alot of weight and blubber.
>>26258167Or are aliens just owls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvyXu7coXA
I just hope it's not like Gen 1, where all the starters end up tubby fucks.
>>26257109
>literally a cuck
Wtf gf
>>26257792
>>26257887
>>26257186
If LITTEN BECOMES BIPEDAL FURBAIT I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL FIND THE FUCKING ARTIST AND CHOKESLAM THAT FUCKER INTO A BONFIRE OF HIS SHIT DESIGN SHEETS I WILL CASTRATE THAT CUNT AND MAKE SURE HE OR SHE LIVES MISERSABLY
The seal is guaranteed to be the fat one.
>>26260994
>litten has an amazing quadrapedal mid evo
>sugimori designs the final stage
>>26257792
>>26258167
FUCK
Alright, who is going to be sugimori's victim this gen?
He can't resist ruining the third stage of a good pokemon line. He does this every gen.
>>26260941
>Implying that was a bad thing
>Implying it didn't end a semi-monstrous and intimidating quality for all of them to be built like a brick wall
>>26261075
I'm going to go out on a limb with the unpopular vote and say the owl. Great starter, great second evo, trash third one.
>>26261075
Hopefully he keeps it contained in Popplio that way nothing is ruined
The fat fuck Owl, of course.
>>26257955
Yes...They realize they are actually dinossaurs and snap, unfortunately some dozen million years too late.
>>26257329
bait
The seal is totally gonna get fat
>>26258167
ayy lmao
>>26257792
>That shuffle
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>26257086
PLEASE LET THE OWL GET THICK FAT AS HA
>>26257363
>implying owls are birds
>>26257792
owls are cute!
Who cares if a mon gets fat? Lots of animals in the natural world are fat just as a consequence of their biology or use their weight advantage to fight other, less fat animals that can't overcome the sheer bulk. There's no reason to care that a goddamm seal is too fat for your liking unless you're mad you can't find it sexually attr-
shit right sorry, forgot i was on /vp/
>>26262846
Fat pokemon look gross. Who would want a fat pokemon would you could fight with glorious skinny/cool looking pokemon
>>26263023
>implying you never heard of deviantart.
>>26257186
>Owl is going to be the Charizard/Greninja of this Gen, turning into the most popular beast.
Oh anon, you're dreaming if you think a Grass type will ever be "cool." The one time that almost happened with Snivy it evolved into the most shittacular Pokemon ever and everyone except the vorefags dropped it in disgust.
>>26257460
Torchic is a flightless bird.
>>26257086
Gamefreak probably already has multiple evolution designs for each starter, they are just waiting to see which one will be the most marketable.
The least liked starter will bite the damn fatfuck bullet like Chespin and Tepig.
>>26257376
>tumblr
>>26263055
Serperior's been living the good life since it finally got its HA
>>26263136
>Sword Art Online
>>26263215
>Team America
>>26263259
>ristar
>>26263259
>Crash Bandicoot
>>26263296
>Inspector Gadget
>>26263314
>Super Mario Brothers
>>26263314
>the wondeful 101
>>26263314
>Katamari Damacy
>>26257329
Kek
>>26263351
>Invader Zim
>>26263354
>Kernel Sanders
>>26263399
Digimon
>>26263447
>Twitter memes
>>26263447
Yokai Watch
>>26263477
>Shakira
The cat
>>26263462
>Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
>>26263499
>medievil
>>26263518
>Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt
>>26263518
>Teen Titans Go
>>26263526
>Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
>>26263540
>Space Ghost: Coast to Coast
>>26263548
>kingdom hearts
Anyone else here like Pignite? I never see any love for it.
>>26263594
>Chowder
>>26263592
>Deadpool
>>26263615
>Mega Bloks
![[inarticulate yelling].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8R5353s.jpg "[inarticulate yelling].jpg")
>>26263635
>Sonic
>>26263648
>Meet the Robinsons
>>26263685
>Robot Chicken
>>26263666
>Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Survivor
>>26263707
>Metal Gear Solid
>>26263685
>wall-e
>>26263705
>Kimba The White Lion
Seems to follow a pattern, since Gen 4 had Piplup going from big headed tiny thing to fatlord to heavyset emperor penguin.
Water>Fire>Grass, we're going back to Water next.
>>26257086
Hopefully none of them, bulkness doesn't suit any of the three.
>>26263722
>asdf Movie
>>26263726
>Madagascar
>>26263023
>not liking adorable chunky pokemon
>>26263726
>Happy Feet
>>26263737
>back to the future
>>26263776
>Peter Pan
>>26263781
>Keitai Denjuu Telefang
>>26263796
>The Avengers
>>26263569
>Star vs. The Forces of Evil
>>26263819
>Shitty bait picture
>>26263776
>Peter Pan
>>26263816
>Finding Nemo
>>26263783
>Fantastic Mr. Fox
What the fuck are you people doing
>>26263845
>The Mask
>>26263844
>The Stinky Cheese Man and other Stupid Tales
>>26263844
>The Fairly Oddparents
>>26263864
>squidbillies
>>26263866
>All Grown Up
>>26263858
>Kill la Kill
>>26263885
>Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman
>>26263915
>Dr.Mario
>>26263947
>The Angry Beavers
>>26263907
>Wander over Yonder
>>26263997
>Undertale
>>26263990
>Shadow the Hedgehog
>>26264019
>Bevis and Butthead
>>26257086
Shouldn't it be obvious?
Gen 5: Hefty Fire-type
Gen 6: Hefty Grass-type
Gen 7: Hefty Water-type
>>26257086
Chesnaught isn't fat, he's beefy.
>>26263852
>not knowing the meme
>>26264069
but quesadilla is, you dingus
>>26264069
yeah,me too
>>26264022
>Hyper Light Drifter
>>26264101
hot
>>26264116
>Mr. Clean
>>26264144
>Jimmy Neutron
>>26264165
>K-On!
>>26264144
>Hey Arnold
>>26264184
>undertale
>>26258470
>Hating Purugly
That nigga beautiful.
>>26264190
>Jojo's Wacky Jouney
>>26264199
>Toy Story
>>26264199
>cars
>>26264101
london
>>26264199
>AHH! Real Monsters
>>26264218
>Blaster Master
>>26264224
>Homestuck
![[chuckles deeply].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ADHHRVG.jpg "[chuckles deeply].jpg")
>>26264242
>Looney Tunes
>>26264249
>Silent Hill
>>26257086
I'd be ok with either the owl or the sealion
But they better not make the cat fat or fucking bipedal
>>26264273
>tom and jerry
>>26264234
>Marvel's Avengers
>>26264280
>New Super Mario Bros. U
>>26264264
>Earthbound
>>26264296
>Bionicle
>>26264309
>9/11
>>26264299
>Chrono Trigger
>>26264309
>Ape Escape
>>26257086
>Fat Fire
>Fat Grass
Fat Water Pokemon seems like the obvious choice.
>>26264316
>My Hero Academia
>>26263132
Your theory doesn't make sense, because Chespin was jockeying for the title of Most Popular with Fennekin until Quilladin came around.
>>26264322
>the polar express
>>26264322
>Bob The Builder
>>26264316
Okay, that's it. You win this thread.
>>26264332
>Naruto
>>26264354
>Slender
>>26264358
>Voltron
>>26264374
>Care Bears
>>26264363
>Thundercatz
>>26264391
>The Sleeping Beauty
>>26264405
>Willy Wonka
>>26264405
>Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
>>26264418
>Ratchet & Clank
>>26264426
>Final Fantasy X
>>26264444
>Rick and Morty: Pocket Mortys
>>26264432
>Dark Souls
>>26264476
>Banjo Kazooie
>>26264479
>Persona Q
>>26264476
>Planet of the Apes
>>26264499
>Star Trek
>>26264498
>Fat Albert
>>26264537
>Digimon
>>26264537
>Beyblade
>>26264500
>Coraline
>>26264498
>Black Dynamite
>>26257363
Go look up actual average weights of owls, that's not that heavy.
>>26264548
>Shovel Knight
>>26264444
>>26264555>tfw I got quads and then trips
>>26264554
>Phineas and Ferb
>>26264555
>One Night at Flumpty's
>>26264559
>Foodfight!
>>26257295
>>
oh sorry, didn't know this was tumblr
>>26264589
>Frogger
>>26264572
>Kids Next Door
>>26257295
shit replied to the wrong comment sorry
>>26264626
>/ck/
>>26264636
>Sailor moon
>>26264620
>One Peice
>>26264652
>>26264654
>Mega Man
>>26264606
>Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
>>26264654
>halo
>>26264673
>Harvest Moon
>>26257329
Oh, so so sorry. Didn't know this was Tumblr.
>>26264687
>Everyone Loves Raymond
>>26264688
>Osomatsu-San
>>26264664
>Robot Chicken
>>26264690
>Moby Dick
>>26264687
>Full House
>that autism in this thread
>>26264734
>Star Fox Zero
>>26264748
>>26264760
>image limitShould we continue this Ebin meme somewhere else or?
>>26264792
>implying
>>26264794
Congratulations, you ruined this thread fuckers.
>>26264814
>implying it wasn't a shit thread anyways
>>26257363
>owls
>birds
ebin thread
>>26264790
Replied to the wrong comment.
