As the ancient Alolans used to say,
Don't hoot for the root until you're sure you've got the loot.
>>26240799
Based.
Dubs confirm Alola Champion
Like the ancient Alolans used to say,
Akka lakka wakka wuhi you fucked, brudda.
>>26240799
>hoot for the root
>Not root for the hoot
You had one job, OP.
>>26240890
This.
OP beefed it.
Samoan champion ftw
tito is dead
Calling it, they inserted a Tito inspired character in the game. Mock my words
Where is Tito's copypasta?
>>26243175
Ha, your words are stupid anon, and you're a fucking faggot.
>>26243217
Please no
>>26243217
Tito climbed into Reggie's room and immediately punched her in the face, knocking her out cold.
Upon awakening Reggie found herself bound and gagged to a chair. Tito was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring her in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!" And at that, Tito leaped forward and grabbed Reggie's undeveloped breast. He grabbed with all his might, and ripped the skin from her body. Her muffled screams fell flat, and no one came to her help.
The blood aroused Tito more than he'd ever been aroused. It reminded him of the stories his mother used to tell him of the ancient Hawaiian sacrifices in which the subjects would receive wounds to which the sacrificers would rape. He couldn't wait, Tito grabbed a hammer and smashed at Reggie's ribcage, again her screams were not heard. After breaking an opening to her insides, Tito plunged in.
He thrust in and out in complete ecstasy. The pain was unbearable for Reggie and she lost consciousness. Tito came almost immediately, but he was by no means done. He pulled out of her chest, his PENIS dripping blood and semen. Tito cleaned his dick off with Reggie's tongue.
Tito tore out a few of the ribs he had broken and shoved them up his ass to stimulate his enormous prostate.
Tito then undid Reggie's restraints and began fucking her now lifeless corpse. After deploying his Hawaiian happy sauce, he decided he wanted a better look at Reggie.
Tito shoved his hand up Reggie's ass. He thrust it in as far as he could and grabbed on to the first organ he could, and then pulled out. He ripped out her entire small intestine and part of her large. Tito started to giggle and coiled up the small intestine like a rope.
He noticed the sun was coming up so he had to finish in a hurry. Tito went to his clothes and dressed himself. He pulled a large knife from his pocket and began to skin Reggie's body.
>Tito or Lilo is the Champion.
>>26246031
>PENIS
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>>26246031
>"As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!"
I cri with laughter evrytiem
