Today is an unfortunate day. At 5:01 AM, Tuesday May 10, 2016, Showderp was killed in a hit and run incident involving these three Pokemon. If you see these Pokemon, please dial 911.
>Memes
http://fgts.jp/vp/
http://dogars.org
http://pastebin.com/0h1HczcD
http://pastebin.com/drXeFcCj
>Drawings
http://booru.showderp.com/
>Champ
I literally don't fucking know
so yeah someone could just claim champ if they want, the last battle i see on fgts.jp was over an hour ago
Containment thread not containing shit
I will champ.
Arcanine called Solgaleo
THIS IS A FREE PASS
1-2: use a PU mon
3-4: use a BL4/NU mon
5-6: use a BL3/RU mon
7-8: use an BL2/UU mon
9-0: use a BL mon
dubs: use an OU mon
trips/quads/quints: any rank S named Aequilibrium
noivern called lunaala
crobat
>>26235931
a borb of your choice to commemorate our new grass borb
Cheeky rate
>>26235931
Furbait your choice
>>26235991
SUGGESTER HERE USE FUCKING SLEEPY BUGE
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370553607
Send help
WHO /LITTEN/ HERE
me or something with more than two anuses
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370555515
TEAM LITTEN
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370557712
yoooooo
http://www.strawpoll.me/10175454
Cheeky rate owning that fucking guy.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370560565
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370563437
specs weedle
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370566871
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370572144
>>26235555
Quads checked. I guess you're champ now
new team
damp quagsire
Litten (Litleo) @ Eviolite
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Fire Blast
- Hyper Voice
- Will-O-Wisp
- Roar
ebin buge (cade but with volbeat or something)
Pyroar named you tried
Slowbro named "Leaks?"
band liepard
>>26239121
wait no, make it this
ok music (Volbeat) @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 128 HP / 248 Def / 132 SpD
Bold Nature
- Metronome
- Confuse Ray
- Tailwind
- Toxic
cupkek
>>26239250
oh fug it can't have metronome and prankster at the same time, nevermind, use prankster metronome mega banette instead
hello im at school and i just wanted to say
>NIGGERS IN MY POKEMON GAME
>>26239354
fuck off dyxia
>>26239300
checked
maybe this
sexe ghost (Banette-Mega) @ Banettite
Ability: Prankster
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Def / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Metronome
- Cotton Guard
- Attract
- Rest
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370581376
>>26239492
FUCKING BULLSHIT why is everything incompatible with everything
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370583521
>>26239541
because you touch you'reself at night
>>26239541
I found out the other day that for some fucking reason octazooka is incompatible with recover.
this cade sure is ebin
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370586281
>pyroar literally swept
is this bizzarro world
>>26240077
r8 my ploppio
>>26240111
it bad
>>26240111
I get the meme but Im not laughing
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370593461
>>26240111
>trips linking to dubs
nice desu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370598651
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370607454
penis
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370611616
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370616901
new team
hoge
cheeky fucking rat
Endure weakness policy hitmonlee
Litten (Litleo) @ Eviolite
Ability: Moxie
EVs: 248 HP / 192 Atk / 68 SpD
Careful Nature
- Flame Charge
- Return
- Will-O-Wisp
- Roar
Now with physical moves so the moxie will actually matter.
Litten-Mature (Pyroar) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Rivalry
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 SpD
- Fire Blast
- Hyper Voice
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Solar Beam
if AG:
LeonardogeDaVinci (Smeargle) @ Focus Sash
Ability: Moody
EVs: 252 HP / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Spore
- Substitute
- Lock-On
- Sheer Cold
banded snips with pursuit
>>26242707
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370620622
>>26236583
ME OHANA
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370625916
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370630893
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370631325
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370632024
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370633843
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370636630
>champ still lost with five pokemon against two
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370638148
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370641999
okay new shrimp
me or donnel drilbur
Spinda @ Metronome
Ability: Contrary
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Atk / 4 Def
Impish Nature
- Superpower
- Flash
- Psych Up
- Sucker Punch
5th Gen Hydroplant (Dragonite) @ Life Orb
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 76 Atk / 252 SpA / 180 Spe
Mild Nature
- Hurricane
- Thunder
- Superpower
- Extreme Speed
or mixed Mega Garchomp
Litten-Mature (Pyroar) @ Choice Specs
Ability: Rivalry
EVs: 4 HP / 252 SpA / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
IVs: 1 Atk / 30 SpA / 30 SpD
- Fire Blast
- Hyper Voice
- Hidden Power [Ground]
- Solar Beam
venomoth
hoothoot named roothoot with hp grass :^)
BLOOD STAR (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 246 HP / 156 Def / 106 SpD
Impish Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
>>26244944
that isnt how contrary works retard
>>26244999
Psych up isn't affected by contrary, so you can still steal the opponent's boosts.
>>26244999
Trips wasted on the actual retard
>>26244940
>ruse champ
we got rused lads, i'll champ
So which starter are you guys picking
Yololith
something with belly drum
hey whats the buzz (Venomoth) (M) @ Black Sludge
Ability: Tinted Lens
IVs: 0 Atk
- Substitute
- Disable
- Quiver Dance
- Bug Buzz
haha u just got EPICALY RUSED xDDD
new champ
me
a pokemon that symbolizes something from the Bible
Quick Claw Ditto
most atheist pokemon
>>26244950
this
>>26245620
And I am actually champing dw
>>26245620
>Strokemeister
oh god
Alright let's go
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370660541
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370663618
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370668000
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370671020
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370673320
new team
Dirty thoughts (Azelf) @ Life Orb
Ability: Levitate
Nature: Hasty
EVs: 4 Atk / 252 Sp Atk / 252 Spe
- Nasty Plot
- Psychic
- Fire Blast
- Explosion
boosterbuge (Scizor) @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ominous Wind
- Silver Wind
- Roost
- Baton Pass
Dommoge Drage (Kingdra) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Sniper
EVs: 44 HP / 252 Atk / 212 Spe
Adamant Nature
- Focus Energy
- Dragon Dance
- Waterfall
- Outrage
cute green bug :3
weedle
shota cock (Audino) (M) @ Assault Vest
Ability: Regenerator
Level: 99
EVs: 252 HP / 252 Def
Bold Nature
- Heal Pulse
- Last Resort
Clefable
Cosmic Power
Fling
Recycle
Rest
w. Toxic Orb
ur fav meme
>>26244998
this
cupkek
non-cosplay Pikachu
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370676129
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370677777
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370680131
new team please
boosterbuge (Scizor) @ Scizorite
Ability: Technician
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpA / 252 SpD
Calm Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Ominous Wind
- Silver Wind
- Roost
- Baton Pass
absol
machamp
the madman if odds, remove team if evens
snibs
ch-champ?
>>26247797
>>26247812
combining these
>>26247813
is this the absol set
Dont forget the eurovision lads
>>26248026
the madman (Charizard) @ Charizardite X
Ability: Blaze
EVs: 248 HP / 100 Def / 160 SpD
Impish Nature
- Belly Drum
- Roost
- Flame Charge
- Dragon Claw
>>26248026
the madman is megazardX with belly drum, flame charge, dragon claw/outrage and roost
>>26248026
>not knowing the madman
lurk fucking more
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370687321
Only Citizen Snips could make a full team opponent quit
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370691663
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370694419
alright new champ
Litten
ability: Blaze
w leftovers
- Ember
- Roar
- N/A
- N/A
me or lightning american
funclops imo
>>26248943
oops
ok me
donnel ayy lmao
Banded Adamant Garchomp
Muk named MUK YOU
Shinyness optional.
level 2 whimsicott @ sash
leech seed
endeavor
substitute
protect
>>26248943
Get a trip, bastard.
BLOOD STAR (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 246 HP / 156 Def / 106 SpD
Impish Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
Beedrill.
cupkek
>>26248971
>>26248943
nvm gotta jerk off
>>26248973 chimp
>>26235555
Checked
i want to join the room ;_;
what, ok. So champ called new champ and now I'm claiming give mons.
>>26248992
this
funclops
>>26249375
BLOOD ERNIE V2 (Throh) (M) @ Maranga Berry
Ability: Guts
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Bulk Up
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
- Circle Throw
citizen snips
>>26249375
lady luck V2 (Togekiss) @ Scope Lens
Ability: Super Luck
EVs: 248 HP / 110 Def / 50 SpA / 100 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 0 Atk
- Nasty Plot
- Roost
- Air Slash
- Aura Sphere
So many mediocre memes ft. Snips
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370707507
>>26249661
>complaining about memes
how about laddering on OU instead of champing and wasting our time with a 'mediocre' champ like yourself?
>tfw funclops 6-0's a nerd
cool
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370710530
>>26249839
i really cant understand this argument that i see all the time here. showderp is about catching smogonites off guard and fucking them with gimmicky and rarely seen mons/sets. champs current team in question is fine and hes being a bitch, but when half the team is shitbugs thats not fun for anybody. i always try to suggest mons that dont have less than a one in ten chance of not being dead weight
>corrin is such a hurricane of autism that even lotta loyalty got quiet
that's saying something
>>26250732
why are you posting this opinion nobody cares about anonymously on the bread without just saying it in the chat
are you a pussy lol?
That was fun. Let's have another.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370726722
>>26250885
because showderp often demonstrates why it's a good thing that the rest of this site is anon. having names and accounts sometimes lures egotistical or annoying children, and being anon lets you point them out for the bad contributors to the discussion that they are without the fear of reputation or backlash from the circlejerk
>>26251064
literally just say "stop being autistic" in the chat and chances are the other people will either agree or not give a fuck
:'(
>>26251664
if you posted porn or tried to ctrl w ruse then theres nothing we (aka scotteh) can do
>>26251664
5 days
WE DID IT FRIENDS.
NEW CHAMP.
EH, i'll try
192 days of kekking (Slaking) @ Leftovers
Ability: Truant
IVs: 0 Atk
- Bulk Up
- Amnesia
- Rest
- Block
+6 struggle sweeps everything if youre a good boy
Free balloon day
Avatar Aang (Tyranitar) (M) @ Expert Belt
Ability: Sand Stream
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SpA / 4 SpD
Modest Nature
IVs: 30 HP / 0 Atk / 30 Def / 30 SpA / 30 SpD
- Flamethrower
- Surf
- Ancient Power
- Hidden Power [Flying]
mozzo
BLOOD STAR (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 246 HP / 156 Def / 106 SpD
Impish Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
muh hazards @ Choice Band
Ability: Iron Barbs
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Gyro Ball
- Knock Off
- Power Whip
- Explosion
>>26250732
What/Who? I was afk
>>26251873
Fucking trip won't go away.
>>26251875
reminder this is tox orb belly drum protect sub last resort ursaring
>>26251883
can you stop suggesting this shit mon every other team
zard x
>>26251911>>26251875
THIS THIS THIS
>>26251919
shut the fuck up tumblr
>>26251888
Your trips are nice, but what is this ?
>>26251866
I'm a retarded faggot that forgot what this is, can someone post the set?
>>26251888
>>26251955
heh woops ferrothorn lol
>>26251947
That's not even me. But I agree. The meme itself is okay but suggesting it every single team is autistic and annoying.
>>26251974
trick as only move + air balloon
I suggest espeon :^)
>>26251947
you think tumblr is synonymous with anything anti-shitposting? stop trying so hard to fit in faggot
>>26251911
quick feet too
>>26252039
are you deceived me or is that really it? Dogars won't connect so I don;t know if this is true or not
>>26252091
just use anything with a balloon and trick/switcheroo, feel free to give it other moves too
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370741881
if Free balloon day is wrong just let me know
>>26252091
Yeah that's it.
>>26252114
No other moves, or the meme aint right
Jigglypuff
>>26252054
I think he meant me (TumblrInAction). I complained pretty vocally about this meme spam in the chat. Must be sheggulai or another autist.
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370745242
oh right this is elo hell
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370749148
Isn't this team just great guys?
>>26252357
Give Mozzo something besides belly drum.
>>26252626
but I thought it was supposed to be shit and not do anything useful
uploading onto reddit as we speak
dubs confirm mozzo is shit
>>26252673
I mean, it'd be cool if it was at least -kiiiinda- useful.
>>26252673
im the suggester
swap last resort with façade and sub with crunch, change tox orb for flame orb
>>26252744
but it'll still die mad quick because of belly drum, albeit not quite as quick.
>>26252766
with façade though you wont need to drum if you don't want to though, whereas last resort demands it
>>26239421
literally how did you know
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370752410
oh good for a second it looked like I might've won there
eh you know what, new team
EXPAND ZONG (Bronzong) @ Weakness Policy
Ability: Levitate/Heatproof
EVs: 248 HP / 252 Atk / 8 SpD
Brave Nature
IVs: 0 Spe
- Trick Room
- any attack
- any attack
- Gyro Ball
have a rarely suggested goodmon to compensate for the shitposters :D
>>26253089
wew
free pick
BLOOD STAR (Jirachi) @ Leftovers
Ability: Serene Grace
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 246 HP / 156 Def / 106 SpD
Impish Nature
- Meteor Mash
- Cosmic Power
- Rest
- Sleep Talk
mozzo
free ballon day with celebrate
>>26253089
Trick room team Mega Camerupt
do it fagit
>>26253094 decent
>>26253098 good meme
>>26253105 bad meme
>>26253108 fuck u
>>26253110 (you)
>>26253113 (you)
>>26253163
>dyxia thinks your meme is decent
YYYYEEEESSSSS
>>26253163
fuck u too fgt
>>26253207
i'm not dyxia, sorry.
>>26253207
>thinking i wouldnt be autistic enough to call you out on your shitty zarelspread
>>26253237
how is minimum speed + max attack and hp "shitty" on a trick room physical attacker
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370758945
time to be a total faggot
>>26253325
it takes away freedom
specifying any zarel spread binds champ to use that and only that
what if champ was smart enough to know how to calc to take, for example, a specific knock off, and wanted to make the trade off?
and if she wasn't, she'd still just click the button and get the same spread you posted, so you accomplished nothing but take awat champ's freedom
do you fucking hate freedom?
>>26253427
showderp isnt about freedom you fucking moron. literally the entire point is that everyone else gives you your team, not yourself.
if youd want enough bulk to tank a specific strong hit then that'd come at the price of losing a lot of power, which is not what i want.
>>26253427
if champs really good with ev calcs and gives a shit she could probably just use her own evs as long as they were similar and no one would know
>>26253427
please never showderp again you cocksucker
>>26253499
+2 160 Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Bisharp: 308-364 (113.6 - 134.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 96+ Def Bronzong: 296-351 (87.5 - 103.8%) -- 25% chance to OHKO
vs
+2 252+ Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Bisharp: 368-434 (135.7 - 160.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 248 HP / 0 Def Bronzong: 354-421 (105 - 124.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>26253531
this is true, but then you have literal muslims like >>26253499 who actually hate freedom
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370764671
I want to kill myself
>>26253630
and then conversely
+2 160 Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Volcanion: 264-312 (72.5 - 85.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
vs
+2 252+ Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Volcanion: 316-374 (86.8 - 102.7%) -- 18.8% chance to OHKO
so go back to the second line of >>26253499
http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-370770686
after this we're going to ubers to get extra dank
160 Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weedle: 190-224 (85.9 - 101.3%) -- 12.5% chance to OHKO
252+ Atk Bronzong Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Weedle: 227-268 (102.7 - 121.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
wew lad
well new ubers team, GIVE ME SHITMONS
IM GOIN IN (Xerneas) @ Life Orb
Ability: Fairy Aura
EVs: 32 Atk / 252 SpA / 224 Spe
Rash or Mild Nature
- Moonblast
- Close Combat
- Thunder
- Aromatherapy / Rock Slide
parasect
assault vest limber ditto
>>26254396
Minimize anything
specs scatterbug
yveltal
