Six more hours until the official end of owlgate. Any last words you want to say to these fuckers, /vp/?
Farewell fake starters of /vp/. You were truly awful.
>>26226397
GET EXTERMINATED FILTHY ABOMINATIONS
>>26226397
Good bye, ballseal. Of the three, you were the only decent one
The owl is cool. Please be real.
Fuck that red turd in particular
>>26226397
>tfw it's box legends and trainers
>Tune in next month for more big news!
>>26226435
Fuck of
post yfw they dont show starters at all tomorrow and this shit lives on
>>26226397
Good riddance
They were fake all along. I see this now. Thank you /vp/. Excited to see the real starters this time
>>26226456
shut up imposter faggot
these are our starters
>>26226456
>>26226471
who are you people?
why are you using my name?
>>26226471
no im the real
>>26226480
Their names end with a n and yours does not, they aren't using your name.
>>26226471
Keep telling yourself that, they are fake. FAKE
OP here, the fake starters are prepared for their executions. They requested that we asked /vp/ to pick out their last meal on death row, so what will it be?
>>26226528
Each other.
>>26226528
>Bird seed
>Cat nip
>Beach ball
Good riddance
finally free
>owlgate
stop pretending like this was something ever taken seriously
>>26226397
I love you finpip
You are a good design whether or not you are real
>>26226535
Got it, we will prepare their meals right away.
>>26226547
Shit taste, cunt
>>26226546
prepare to get anally devastated faggot
>>26226596
Ironic coming from an owl faggot, let alone impostor
2:40 A.M. EST: Current statuses of the inmates
>Roothoot: Shows no sign of regret for nearly single-handedly destroying the sanity of /vp/. It laughs periodically to the sheer amount of owlfags that believed it was real.
>Cubble: Hisses and sleeps most of the time, still believing it is a feline. Still has no idea regarding its execution or its crimes against /vp/
>Finpip: Crying for hours on end claiming that all it ever wanted was for somebody to love it as a water starter. It did in fact appear to the least popular of the fake trio.
Not saying this will happen, but just for the heck of it, post yfw these three are somehow confirmed as the starters...
>>26226614
>This whole post
Jesus Christ, the underaged autism is burning through my monitor.
>>26226397
>implying it won't continue for months with owlfags shouting "THESE ARE THE STARTERS WE DESERVE THE REAL ONES ARE SHIT"
>implying when the real starters' evolutions are revealed and are disappointing they won't shout "THESE ARE SHIT JUST IMAGINE HOW BASED OWL, TURD, AND SEAL(?)'S EVOLUTIONS COULD HAVE BEEN"
>implying they won't take Goodrafucker's place and shitpost for an entire year
>>26226397
I will pick the owl, unless the other two got redesigns.
>>26226625
Nah the new ones will outshine these cocks in every way. People will forget about them in a month
>>26226638
Not everyone. The butthurt for some will prove to great. And it only takes one persistent anon to shitpost.
>>26226638
so much denial
i can tell you're trying hard to convince yourself these are fake, unfortunately it wont change a thing change little denialfagu
>>26226719
You're right. I have fully convinced myself that these are indeed fake. I once thought they were real, then I took the cocks out of my eye sockets and used my fucking brain
>>26226622
your tears are delicious
I hope they won't be anything on Corocoro :D
>>26226719
What will you do when these are confirmed fake. I demand a thread of you apologizing.
>>26226397
The blue monstrosity looks like someone put a pool toy under a hydraulic press.
The red abortion looks like concept art for gen 2. That's not a bad thing, either.
Happy funeral you ugly fakemons.
>>26226397
Do people honestly think these are real or are they just a meme?
They look so fucking dumb it's unreal, why would anyone WANT them to be real?
>>26226397
GG you fucking plebs managed to get on my nerves but at last you're being blown the fuck out
>>26227105
>are they just a meme?
Mostly this.
>>26226397
And nothing of value was lost.
See ya Faggots
>Fakemons actually become Sun and Moon starters
>>26226622
>>26226443
>>26226397
desu i'll miss seeing these fuckers posted around everywhere. i've kinda grown to liking them
>>26226397
"Keep the change you filthy animals"
>>26226622
>>26226746
alright, enough of this. trip now.
we all know owl has been and is real, but i will concede the red and the ball are less concrete.
ARE PEOPLE CRAFTING THE OWLFAG BTFO COMPILATIONS?
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THEM FOR MONTHS
>>26226397
FUCK THAT OWL DRAWING IN PARTICULAR
ESPECIALLY THE EDITS
Goodbye guys. The alleged fire starter deconfirmed you weeks ago, but you did at least pass the time.
>>26228523
That's not how it works, faggot. They were all "spoiled" together in the same image, it's all or none you pretentious pansy
>>26226397
owl didnt bother me but that fucking fire thing and FINABORTION did
We won't get starters, are you guys ready for more of owl and pals?
>sit down for lunch
>discuss new Pokémon with friends
>turn on CNN
>hear story about mass attempted owlfag suicide all over the media
>they're so dumb none of them actually succeeded
>all in critical condition in various hospitals
>CNN keeps showing Noctowl and Masuda but never actualy rootshit because even they have standards
>only a single 4-second shot of roothoot, blurred for public safety
