Gallade thread
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Pros of being gallade.
- Badass blade elbows
- Manly design
- Real manly sword fighter
- Good in fighting
- Majestic mega evolution
- Shares egg group with 2 decent waifumons (Gardevoir and Mismagius).
- Demonic miltanks with rollout are for gallade piece of cake
- Can know telekinetic shit to make his life easier
Cons of being gallade
- Cant wear human pants
>>26213083
I like Gallade too.
>>26213083
>>26213083
Gallade is awesome. Really underrated Pokémon.
>>26213140
Hows that related?
>>26213140
FUCK
I HAVE THAT PHYSIQUE
>>26213162
How is not anon? (Hint: look at his hips)
>>26213083
>hips dont lie
>manly design
Ok
>>26213159
yup. He is nice sweeper. Maxed attack and he OHKO darkrai with close combat.
POST COOL GALLADE IMAGES
>>26213083
I'm out of solo stuff.
POST LEWD GALLADE IMAGES
>>26215195
Do you accept kinda-not-really-maybe suggestive images?
Gallade shouldn't be male-only.
A female Gallade would be cool as shit.
>>26215455
It is a bit odd how it's only restricted to males. I personally wouldn't mind them retconning that in the future.
>>26215455
it would make breeding a lot easier
>>26213083
That's all I have for now. Sorry for all the image spam lads.
Could a gallade get a human pregnant?
Pros of being a male Gardevoir:
- all the pros of being Gallade, but your Mega is
actually good
- you get to be a Sir Knight
>>26215957Gallade is the one who'd get pregnant.
>>26216306
>Not wanting toget weekly visits from a strong, virile, psychic male who'll dominate you in every way before emptying his fist-sized balls into you
You gay son?
>>26216376There are other options who don't have hips wider than their chest
>>26216302
Cons of Being a male gardevoir.
- Risk of being catched by fat weirdo and being forced to be anal fucked.
- Being considered gay.
- Pissing of gallades because you tricked them into flirting with male
>>26213083
Well i love plaing doubles and as first team i almost allways use bisharp + gallade,
>>26213806
Not surprising actually. Darkrai is frail as shit for an Uber anyway. Its guaranteed to fall from any SE STAB move.
>>26215195
Sure
>>26215195
Of course.
>>26216302
Cons:
If your trainer is a trapfag then your cloaca is gonna get stuffed every night.
>>26215455
>>26215473
Isn't the purpose of Gallade is being the result of male Kirlia being secure of their masculinity? The Dawn Stone's non-localized name is even called the "Awakening Stone" for this. It awakens the inner potential of a male pokemon distended to be a guardian in a much more physical, brawny, brute form.
>>26216796
>physical, brawny, brute form.
U wot? He's the ultimate sub, destined only to be impaled by dragon cock his entire life by real brutes
>>26216796
I meant "destined". Sorry for that typo.
>>26215157
That's not a fight he's winning.
>>26216796
Huh, I never knew that. Well when you put it that way I guess it makes sense for the evolution be exclusive to male Kirlias.
>>26216881
Probably, can Gallade learn any moves that are SE to Scizor?
>>26213083
Pros
- I want to feel his cock brushing all over my body
- He isn't barashit
>>26216972
fire punch...that's it.
>>26216814
>destined only to be impaled by dragon cock his entire life by real brutes
>Implying Gallade himself isn't a real brute
Also Fighting,Dark, and Dragon are the types that embody intentional brutal behavior. Gallade not being immune to brutal creatures doesn't declassify him as one. As himself is an expertise of brutal assault.
>>26217042
Well shit. At least it's x4 weakness.
>>26217080
surprisingly enough
252 Atk Mega Gallade Fire Punch vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Mega Scizor: 292-348 (103.9 - 123.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
252+ Atk Technician Mega Scizor Aerial Ace vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Mega Gallade: 250-296 (89.9 - 106.4%) -- 43.8% chance to OHKO
This is the only match up where Scizor can kill a mega gallade on the first turn, however, fire punch will OHKO scizor it and mega gallade always out speeds mega scizor.
There is no circumstance where a gallade should lose this fight besides shit training.
