ITT: Pokemon you would keep as pets.
This is a waifumon thread now
>>26205263
>>26205265
>>26205274
It's extremely hot where I live, I'd love a bro to swim with. A Lapras would be cool too
>>26205251
claim
>>26205251
Teleport is da shit
>>26205251
>>26205251
Ditto is, as long as you have any sort of internet connection, is objectively the best pet-mon ever.
>>26205362
This.
Though he'd be an Arcanine.
>>26205251
I'd have a Shuppet.
>>26205419
Kadabra evo line is one of those lines that will remain memorable and likable forever
>>26205443
Shuppet is not for sexual.
>>26205251
Every legendary
Every mythical
Every pseudo
Every mega
Every fossil
Every starter
Every fire type
Every fighting type
Every ghost type
Every dragon type
Every steel type
Every dark type
Everything in the monster egg group
Ash-Greninja
>>26205472
>no Ditto
Literally why?
>lack of piplup
Best starter, would be a great pet and a great partner
>inb4braixenisbetter
>>26205481
This. You can have it all with a colony of Dittos.
Houndoom
Arcanine
Stoutland
Furfrou
I love dogs so one of these.
>>26205251
One of the Nidorans
Cutest bro coming through
>>26205431
>>26205579
>both my claims picked
fug. i guess this guy
>>26205263
You know there are many gardevoirs so i claim other one
Scuttle scuttle
>>26206205
Other people took >>26205265 and >>26205362
so I'll just claim other doggo.
>>26205251
>>26206229
Woah there, you may not know who that guy is, and you just saved the picture because he's laughing
But wait right there, that guy is a motherfucking psycho right wing piece of shit that killed 70 children because he didn't agree with their parents' political views
Maybe you should delete that picture from your hard drive
>>26205251
Reminds me of the pet cat I used to have.
>>26206250
uh, dude, do you know what this site is ?
Do you really think we have no idea who Anders brevik is ?
>>26206263
I don't even.... what the fuck is wrong with you??
>>26206250
>>26206263
>replying to memes
>>26206229
>>26206263
I want /pol/ to leave
>>26206263
>BAKA
Like...come on man! It's the CURRENT YEAR. That stuff doesn't fly anymore. Sorry bigot, you should probably leave
>>26205524
>best starter
Mi negro.Although I love the Turtwig line as much.
>>26205251
>implying pokemon are pets
>>26206250
>>26206299
We know it's you N.
>>26206250
I'd let that guy rape my dead body. He's so hot
>>26206308
How did you--?
>>26205251
Would have to watch it whenever it's let to roam around the garden, though.
>>26206299
they're giant stuffed animals
>>26206308
Just gotta make sure he doesn't make any earthquakes and is well fed
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>26206678
(and the little guy would be second pick, actually, probably first pick, cause you then get both)
Please
>>26206250
Well maybe if their parents' political views weren't shit, those kids wouldn't have had to die. Food for thought.
This guy
>Helpful, protective, strong
He's the German Shepard of the Bipedal Suina world.
You knew someone would post this eventually
>>26206270
>>26206293
He means nothing to me. I'll use him as a simple toy as I please. Why would he deserve the respect of fear?
These cuties
Cutest sturdiest rock baby. Maybe a little heavy, it's a mon to not be had in flats
>>26205265
Mah nigga!
Then I take the next best eeveelution.
Just a little spooky.
So he can teach me how to become a supreme gentleman
>>26207732
Poor Honchkrow will forever be the fedoramon instead of a mob boss like they intended.
>>26207767
>like they intended
Claimed. Id feed him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich every day. Pudge controls the weather.
>>26206917
This. Come on, Arcanine would be the coolest fucking pet. Who doesn't want an enormous super strong fire dog that you can ride? And it's still qt which is rare for stronger, bigger pokemon.
I always liked its design more than Pikachu's.
>>26208287
Entei > Arcanine
>>26205251
Just gotta water it and give it dead things every now and again.
>>26208564
Absolutely not. Explain.
>best for cuddling
>best for keeping warm at night
>knowing you have a loyal friend watching your back
You fucks don't know what you're missing.
Anything smart enough to use a litter box or toilet and fit in an apartment honestly.
>>26208564
>Legendary Pokemon
Not even once. Stick that shit in the PC where it belongs.
It's adorable and you can play pranks and scare your friends with it. What's not to like?
According to the anime you can even touch it. No matter how little sense that makes.
>>26208564
Entei is only better offensively though.
>>26206250
Ebic
>>26208307
Mi negro
>>26208666
>>Senpai you understand me! I'll come home with you right away!
>>26208666
That's one of the reasons why ghost and psychics make the best pets.
>>26208641
He's bigger and faster to ride on; I'm referring to OP's question and the entei movie
>>26208694
>>26208715
We are talking about our favorite pokebro to ride and die with irl famalam
My favorite Eevee evolution <3for hugs, not fug
>>26206234
Beldum is cute. CUTE
>>26209130
Best eeveelution.
I want to be manhandled
