>/vp/ will defend this nonsense
>>26182145
Yeah those are some terrible looking spoons.
it's an over-exaggeration.
The damn thing was written by an 11 year old.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with this. IQ measurement is different in the Pokemon World.
>>26182178
"The pokedex automatically fills itself out as you encounter pokemon" - The professor explaining what the pokedex does at the start of almost every game.
>>26182189
>The pokedex automatically fills itself out as you encounter pokemon
What nonsense, that makes absolutely no sense at all.
>>26182189
If the Pokédex can fill itself out, it wouldn't need to be carried around be a fucking 10 year old. Just show it some pictures on the internet and POOF! National Dex completed. Fucking nonsense, don't believe that crap.
>>26182145
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being 4'11"
>>26182162
And a terrible looking dolphin holding it.
>>26182327
when will they learn
>>26182145
Not sure if mouth or nostril.
>>26182372
>>26182372
Alakazan mas learned though, he knows he's a manlet and compensates with being able to peel your skin off just by thinking about it
>outperform a super-computer
How does that one not make sense? Humans can out perform a super-computer. Especially since the definition of super-computer depends on the age.
>IQ of 5k
You do know IQ tests and how they work right? It doesn't really reflect anything unless you get consistent scores
>>26182145
>rgby pokedex
>gsc sprite
No one can defend this.
>>26182194
>>26182323
>ok so here's information proving me wrong but let's just disregard that
>inb4 Mewtist
>It's stwnding
Didn't one pokedex entry say Alakazam's muscles went to shit so it just levitated itself everywhere?
But on that note, if it had practically no muscles sure to atrophy, how does it still weigh over a hundred pounds?
You're right, nobody can defend this
![Pokemon Red Color Gen II(UE) [S][!]_05.png](https://i.imgur.com/1xBhN7F.png "Pokemon Red Color Gen II(UE) [S][!]_05.png")
>>26183006
>not playing the Pokémon Red Color hack
>>26183095
Because it's brain is so dense, obviously
>its a pokedex thread
I wish Alakazam could learn Poison Gas, so he could hypnotize me and use it on me
>>26183068
>P- please explore the world and finish research I couldn't c- complete
Sure thing, professor who can't even use the internet.
How does it even fill itself out, if it's using old documents and stuff to do so the whole dex would instantly be complete anyway. The dex in general is shit.
le magic???
Also if Alakazam is sooooooOooOOoo smart, why is it so shit?
If Latias can be invisible as well as other Pokemon, shouldn't professors know this shit already? Why don't these idiots ever put modes on dexes so you can search for Pokemon that are hiding?
>>26183477
Because you touch yourself at night.
>>26183477
The Internet was new when the first gen came out. I doubt it even was structured well enough to have sites like that. When it came out in America, maybe.
>>26183575
>Technology in Pokemon better than real technology in first gen when released in its time.
>People still don't fill dex's using internet
>>26183590
I don't know, it's mostly not described, then again, it isn't now, either. There is no doubt there IS an Internet in pokemon world, and it's always been there since the beginning. The PC network itself is an Internet. Prof. Oak is even receiving a message from the League. This would make it uncountable times more powerful than the net is even now. However, the whole message thing is the only other use we've seen of it. As far as I know, there has been nothing like the Internet as we understand it in the pokemon world, though one can understand the data of pokemon being far more than what we can imagine even today.
That being said, the information itself did still already exist, all would be needed is to compile all the information into a single place. He still didn't need children to do that. As for obtaining the data he didn't already have, there are far better ways to do that. Given the right people, if he truly wanted to gather all the information he could on pokemon, he should've entrusted his colleagues or university students to do the leg work for him. It would've been a lot more scientific, but as we all know, no one in this bloody world knows what science properly is.
>>26182323
>>26182323
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>>26183501
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>>26183095
Everything in the Pokédex is true.
>>26183477
>>26183999
Why the fuck would it have such weak muscles in the first place fucking epic
Fuck off """""Richard""""".
>>26184073
Nice english there buddy.
>>26184083
They are questing the Pokédex entries.
>>26184049
brain over brawn.
>>26182145
It can't talk, it may as well be the smartest creature alive but if it can't talk it can't do shit.
>>26184293
It talk in Pokémon language.
>>26184328
That's like being able to only speak Elfdalian. Literally who cares.
>>26184555
>if I cannot understand you, you are dirt.
>>26182145
>Its intelligence is said to be 5,000
>is said to be 5,000
>is said
This means it's more like a rumor or superstition. Stop being stupid.
The Pokedex is written by 10 year olds. Quite literally.
>>26184701
>>26184924
Pokedex entries are written by children
>>26184654
Yes, exactly. If you don't know how to speak English fluently, you are subhuman slime not fit to lick my boots.
>>26184973
I'm wondering why random old man knows how the fuck a pokedex works and you don't. How does he even know what it is?
>>26185068
I cannot answer that question, since.
I don't have a official source backing me up as evidence.
>>26185017
what a nazi thing to say
>>26185068
I'm pretty sure that text was added in the remakes to simplify it for kids. I never understood why there's so much hand holding in the newer pokemon games btw. I beat the gen1 games without even knowing english, so I don't see why it should be any more difficult for kids these days to play the series.
>>26185068
A lot of people seem to know what it is
>>26186179
But Oak just invented it. It's that way in the remakes, too.
>>26182145
Japanese IQ goes higher than the weeaboo one.
>another Richard the Illiterate Mewtist™ thread
>>26183006
nice tumblr gif
Metagross vs Alakazam in a battle of wits
bets?
