>tfw finally caught em allWhat now?
>>26165301
move to another board
>>26165301
Delete this thread
>>26165301
Living Dex
>>26165301
the only thing left to do anon
get a better camera
congrats on learning 2 inject
>>26165301
you fill up your pokedex
meanwhile chad fills up her ass
>>26165358
You mean Tyrone homie.
>>26165301
Now you can fade away into a higher plane of existence and rest. You have done your part.
>>26165301
Now you can actually post on this board without being a rule breaking fuckstain
>>26165333
And then after that, a living movedex, a shiny pokdex, etc.
>>26165301
Masturbate to all of them in Amie.
>>26165395
Working on my formedex right now, includes all alternate formes, megas, gender differences, and fusions. Most annoying part is constantly shifting the living dex to make room for the new forms.
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Am I autistic?
>>26165301
Try to catch all formes.
>>26165422
>tfw lost a bet once and had to jerk off to klingklang in front of my friends
Terrible experience
>>26165423
Yes
>>26165301
Wait for Sun and/or MoonYou can play another games, even pokemon clones meanwhile.
>>26165666
Devil's trips confirm
Please elaborate
>>26165666
Did they tug you off after and help you finish just for a joke haha
Catch them all again...in shiny
>>26165666
>masturbation
>trips
>666
Devil confirms
>>26165423
As much as I am.
>>26165741
Of course not. I wouldn't let them touch my dick even if I did loose a bet.
>>26165912
It's not gay unless your dick is directly touching someoneelse's dick mate. You're being homophobic.
You didn't catch Magearna
MODS!
>>26165301
Out of curiosity, who here has caught 'em all? I did it a while ago.
>>26165912
It's only gay if you're the one touching their dick. Nothing gay about getting a hj
>>26165924
Did it back when Pokebank released, doing it a second time now that all the legendaries will be pentagons.
>>26165666
Anon...I think they just wanted to see your dick because all your friends are gay, also why would you even actually do that, jesus christ are you autistic?
>>26165423
Autist with a living dex here. That transcends autism.
>>26165924
I did in Red, that was about it, granted I had to use the Lavender glitch for Mew. Shit that was fucking like 17 years ago too.
Don't care enough about catching them all at this point.
>>26165921
t. Retard
>>26165977
I kinda had to do it. It was either that or getting tazed multiple times.
>>26166096
Prove me wrong
>>26165666
Greentext, Satan?
>>26166034
Did I mention this is my second XYORAS living dex, and my sixth living dex over all?
>>26166100
Alright
>be with buddies
>fucking around at the range because we're massive /k/fags
>one buddy(we'll call him James) sets up a can of coke about 500m out
>James pulls out his mosin-nagant with a rusted barrel
>"I bet I can hit that can of coke from here"
>tell him he's bullshitting
>we make a bet
>"you're into Pokémon, how about if you loose you have to jerk off to the most outrageous one there is"
>tell him you're on
>I watch with my binoculars as he fires
>the can explodes in a mist of brown
>"told ya"
>we get back to another buddies house after shooting more shit
>"so about that bet, you're gonna have to do it"
>tell him to fuck off
>he pulls out his tazer and tells me he's going to shock the fuck out of me if I don't do it
>end up jerking off to a random pic of klingklang in front of them, not even an autistic sexualized one, just an official art one
>took me like 15 minutes to actually orgasm
We all promised to never tell anyone though. It's been about a year and a half since this.
>>26165423
Sounds will wreck you.
>>26166598
Spinda.
>>26166622
Don't get me started on fucking spinda. I stay the fuck off route 113.
>>26166188
>15 minutes
>they sat and watched this
they want the d
>>26166188
Those are some gay as fuck "friends" you have. You should've stood your ground you fucking pansy.
>>26166763
Yep, you're more autistic than me
>>26165423
I'm doing something similar, making a pentagon living dex where everything has at least pentaperfect IVs, including all formes of unown and vivilion (and everything except Spinda) and an extra of every pokemon with a mega (since they typically have a different nature or moveset).
Also I am implementing ballitism to full legal combos and giving everything that can breed 4 egg moves.
Also everything must have one of my OTs, and since I don't have OR or X the version exclusives that can't breed must be ENG and 100% legit.
I've probably forgotten something, but the eevee family was killer, and I thought fucking Cresselia would never spawn.
>>26166792
I couldn't even leave a mistake in that post
>>26166792
Didn't mean to put you down, anon. I think that's chill as fuck you're doing that, but that's way above what I could do. Good luck to you friendmigo.
>>26166778
>stand my ground
>against a guy with a tazer
I'll pass. I've been tazed before, it feels like having a legit siezure.
>>26166763
Between you, the gay cowboys here and the owlfag, this board is beyond saving.
>>26165423
4,294,967,295 forms of Spinda
>>26166812
Lol I thought you deleted it because I hurt your feelings or something
>>26166812
I forgot, every distinct line of Pokemon must have a female in it for easier re-breeding of HAs or passing balls.
>>26166828
How many Pokebanks would I need for that
>>26166820
What the fuck are you doing hanging out with a bisexual psychopath? Seek help.
>>26165301
What would you do if you fulfill your life's objectives?
Real talk. Play it again in a foreign language. Learn Korean.
>>26165423
>and fusions
I've done the same, my problem is I keep them in my PokeBank so I can't have the fusions :c
>>26166849
Ask an internet message board what to do now
>>26166188
And your friends just sat there for 15 minutes and watched you jerk off? That's some gay ass friends you got there, no kidding.
Also, why'd you even do it? If he was your friend he wouldn't taze, and if he did he'd end up in jail or somethin'.
>>26166812
Now that' autistic.
If you're using a hacked mon to breed than why not just hack them outright? Save yourself some time.
>>26166840
1,431,656 just for the Spindas
Good luck.
>>26166917
This
Ask him to fuck off. A tazer is an incapacitator. With enough force it can bring you to cardiac arrest and kill you.
Some fucking friend, huh? Leave his ass right now.
>>26166917
What do you mean he would end up in jail? It wouldn't do any irreversible harm.
>>26165301
Now leave and never come back.
You are free now.
>>26166940
I never mentioned a hacked mon to start with.
>>26166954
It's an assault with a deadly weapon. Same as shooting someone in the foot. Won't kill them, but you'll go to jail for it
>>26166941
Double that for all shiny forms.
Yeesh
>>26166993
Check out these dubs instead
>>26167000
>trips
you fucked up, check out this pair
>>26166954
Go around town tazing people then tell us how you're not in jail.
>>26165301
play Pokemon Zeta
>>26167024
>00
Looks like dubs to me faggot
Here, have singles too.
>inb4 t-that doesn't count
>>26167068
Can you not count you spastic fucking dumbass?
that's clearly trips.
>>26167161
Nice singles
>>26167161
This guy is right that is definite trips Im seeing
Check my 6 friends
>>26167161
All trips are also dubs anon.
>>26167161
I dont think so anon
4
>>26165924
I'm only missing Ho-oh and Deoxys in Leafgreen. I have 615 in Omega Ruby right now, it's the first time I've actually tried completing the dex since gen 3.
>>26166188
Should've let him taze you Tbh
>>26165924
Full pentagon living dex here. I was going to get them all with my own ids but got exhausted.
Any fulldex bros mind helping an almost-done bro with his dex? I need a few mons that would be a big help.
I have a shiny 6iv ditto and HA birbs to offer as tribute.
>>26165301
KILL YOURSELF FUCKING AUTISTIC NOLIFER HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>26165924
I have for sure, while out of school because of depression. Shit got me back on track, actually, so I'm happy to see those 720 + forms and megas.
No fucking way I'd do a shiny dex though, since that sounds dumb.
>>26166598
Sounds?
play yokai watch
>>26165924
once on X and twice on OR
It was hell
>>26169835
Any kind of 6iv ditto would be nice, friend went off with mine.
Watcha need, stranger?
I've never really tried to complete a dex, besides my blue version. I even have a printed certificate from the gba printer.
Since sun and moon are coming out soon should I even try to complete my OR dex?
>>26170017
Gimme a sec mate, it's a long list. Any of the following you have would be appreciated.
Does anyone have a good injecting guide?
>>26170017
>>26170017
No worries friend, I have two dittos.
I need the obvious
Shaymin
Arceus
Hoopa
and the non legendary/eventmons I need are
Hootoot
Sentret
Ledyba
Togepi
Hoppip
Slowking / Politoed / Scizor
Yanma
Heracross
Teddiursa
Shit I need Johto mons, why are they so fucking hard to catch in new gens?
Obviously I'm not asking for all of the preceding mons, but anything you can contribute to a dex completer would help... I'm at 530 now.