>http://randompokemon.com/
>set pokemon to 1
>turn NFE off because that shit is for pussies
>turn natures on
>generate>the pokemon generated gives you a kiss>its nature determines whether it kisses you on the cheek or mouthAre you happy?
>>26159596
FUCK
>>26159596
yes
>Bold Vespiquen
Ok?
>>26159596
Ugh... I don't like bugs in that way.
Relaxed Charizard
Well, it won't be that into it or completely calm...
umm
>>26159596
Is being kissed by a fish good luck?
I'll take it
THIS WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA
i know people want to fuck this thing, but wouldn't kissing it just feel like nothing since it's a ghost?
Uh ok
Yes
Fug
im not sure how to feel about this or what i even expected. can i reroll?the real question is if i even /need/ to reroll.
>>26159596
Hell yeah
>>26159596
"peck" on the cheek
>Adamant
>Cinccino
Either kiss I'm fine with
>>26160749
well i rerolled i guess? heres what i got.
can i keep her as a pet?
While I'm sure others would jump at the chance, I'd just be confused.
tfw never roll any of my waifumons
>mfw lax magcargo
>mfw I have no face because it was burned off
Pretty sure im some form of dead
>Mild Goodra
I don't know how to feel about this
>Mild Machamp
could be worse
>>26159596
I have questions
I don't think it will end well...
>>26161954
I'd be very happy
Oh god. A triple mouth assault.
>>26161937
Poor bastard.
Help
Please don't crush me
>>26166988
>vore.avi
... Can I choose the mouth?
i'm fully okay with this
>>26165187
you don't need help nigga, embrace it
>>26167258
It's gentle so_no.
I'm fine with it.
wew
>>26167559
You two should totally fuck.
God yes
>>26159596
I got a cute mental image from this scenario.
>>26168036
Best lake guardian.
>>26168036
>>26168059
Great taste
>>26167622
Might have too.
It can transform, right?
No need to be sad now. I'm there for you...
bashful whopper
which one is it???
>>26159596
That would hurt so no.
The year was 1969. i was a wide eyed kid fresh out of highschool. and before i knew it, i was in a chopper hovering above the Ban Hieng River.
As soon as we touched down, it was nothing but chaos. I watched the Cong in their villages, running away from the flames, daring to administer its deadly kiss. i had orders gun down anyone, even little kids. I watched as a little girl who couldn't of been more than six, run out in the street engulfed in flames, and collapse there
My platoon marched through the forest, through the Mu Gia Pass, and onwards. as i marched through the dense jungles, i thought of war. how cruel and unfair it is. That this Country sends young kids out to die and have no problem doing so. having kids kill kids, whats the purpose of it all?
Through the forests we marched, for what seemed like a eternity. an Eternity in hell. As we marched on, we were ambushed by some Cong. i was shot, and i remember the slow fall to the ground... i don't remember much, other than Fear. Pure, unadulterated fear.
After i was taken, my captors would come by, and occasionally give me rice. For 4 years i languished in some Cave off the Gulf. We were beaten daily. i never dared escape, for i Fear death more than The Cong.
One rainy day, we were liberated. i wish i could say i was so glad to be liberated, but now i had lost all will to live. i was a broken man. i began to drink, to feel happy, but now i drink to die. As my liver becomes spotted, i await my death. That... is what Vietnam has done to me.
I wish the Vietcong had killed me.
