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Boy or girl?
>>26159312
Other
>>26159315
Not an option, friendo.
I'm a Danny.
>>26159312
Girl
>>26159356
Grill it is. Our Name?
>>26159368
Sandy
>>26159379
And heeere we go!
Well this is a cozy room.
OK, got the Pokegear. Time to make prank calls to Pizza Hut.
Ah, the GBP Card. The optimal tendie acquisition device.
Any special rules for this run OP?
Dang, these tiles. Looks nice.
>>26159453
We can determine that when we get the starter.
"So I need you to help me research for this paper I'm writing for a con- OH PINGY NOISE!"
Jeez.
The moment of truth. Which do we pick? Dubs choose.
Also, if you want any special rules, now is a good time to suggest them.
>>26159498
Totodile
>>26159517
I'd be going with this, but I somehow broke the game. Will try again
>>26159541
Nope, still fuckled. Let's try another ROM.
So because I somehow broke Crystal, we'll try Emerald. Expert Emerald that is.
We'll be sticking with a grill named Sandy, as an homage to a run that ended with terrible eggs. Side note, what kind of mom lets their kid ride in the back of a moving van?
>>26159598
I'm dumb and forgot the picture
>>26159598
Rse protagonists have it rough. Dad cares more about pokemon than kid and mom just wants kid out of sight
"Who are you and why are you walking into our house at 11:30 at night?"
"Hey baby want me to stuff some small animals into tiny metal orbs for you?" -Brendan
I'll always love this intro.
"Help! I, a fully grown man, am being chased by an adorable raccoon! Young person, please beat it into submission!"
Also, which starter?
>>26159675
Treecko
The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world. Man vs God. Day vs Night. A Lizard vs a Raccoon.
"If you promise not to tell anybody that I'm afraid of Raccoons, I'll give you that lizard."
So what's our scaly amigo's name?
>>26159312
I sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter
>>26159748
Sorry, but that won't fit in the name field.
>>26159727
Scarlett
I don't care that he's a boy, he looks like a Scarlett to me
"Now get out of my lab."
>>26159766
Scarlett it is! Forgot to picture because I'm dumb.
>>26159766
>>26159793
Here's our main man!
>>26159802
He looks Brave as fuck
And here's fight #1 with this hat-haired fucker.
>>26159809
In all manners except body, I am a Brave Bird.
*Gale Wings*
>>26159827
Aaand there goes Torchic. Scarlett was just too brave for this bird.
>>26159827
Hat-haired this fucker is indeed, so much so that he has to wear two pairs of pants. What a mouth-breather.
>>26159838
Bitch ass chicken isn't fit to lick the sweat from Scarlett's scrotum
Btw what's different in expert emerald op?
And we get the Pokedex! This Encyclopedia does things like make autists think Mew can learn Crabhammer and Wailord be lighter than air!
>>26159859
It's harder. Example, Scarlett was almost oneshot by a Rattata on the first route, and Torchic was level 7. Thank god it never used Ember.
And the spheres that we use to turn animals into light! Sounds kinda disturbing putting it like that.
OK guys, I know about Zigzagoon, Sentret, and Rattata on this route. Should I nab one of those or look for something different?
Rattata!
>>26159922
Now that's what I call a better mousetrap.
Name for our tiny new friend?
>>26159940
Dickeburg
>>26159940
Icky
>>26159950
Adamant Ratto
103 has Sentret, Wingull, and Hoppip, as well as others I haven't seen. Look for others or one of these ones?
>>26160004
GET THE WINGULL NOW
>>26160004
Wingull
>>26159312
Lol just LOL at anyone who ever plays as the boy.
You are a bunch of closet homos that are too insecure to admit it.
Secure straight men always play as the girl
>>26160026
>>26160035
Dump Duck was caught! What should our new Avian Ally's name be?
>>26160065
Wang Gull
>>26160072
And here's Wang Gull! We have a male named Scarlett and a female named Wang. Top marks everyone.
>>26160087
Don't forget the female rat with dick in her name
>>26160087
>docile wang
102 has Lotad, Zigzagoon, Wurmple, and Azurill. Not very promising, but what do you guys think?
>>26160094
How could I forget Dick Rat?
>>26160113
Lotad desu
>>26160113
Lotad
>>26160113
Lotad
>>26160117
>>26160122
>>26160130
I don't know why, but I get the feeling that you guys want Lotad. What's his name, /vp/?
>>26160141
Hitler
>>26160141
Cockholstr
>>26160141
Mirror B
>>26160154
Closest to dubs, and the Orre games have a special place in my heart. Right next to the unhealthy cholesterol.
>>26160170
Looks like Mirror B has a bit of a Rash
>>26160154
>>26160170
>Mirror B
>not Miror B.
nice one, guys.
And our first non-rival Battle with a Trainer!
>>26160185
Hey, I went with what the guy saidI'll fix it when we get to the Name Rater
Aaand Dickeburg KO'd both of his pokemon in one hit. Dick Rat is scary!
Some Weirdo just upgraded our Pokedex. Didn't manage a picture, so it's a good thing we weren't raped.
Another new thing from Expert Emerald, this trainer used a berry mid-fight!
Even our own DAD seems to have forgotten who we are! Shitty parents out the wazoo.
And now Wally, or "Asthma Man" as he will now be called, wants us to help him catch a pokemon.
>>26160338
Asthma Man is a cheater. He knocked out a Ralts, THEN caught it!
And here's the creep who upgraded our Pokedex.
This Tuber is staring at me.
>>26160378
Anyway, 104 has Slakoth, Nidoran, and Paras. One of these, or look for another?
>>26160388
Slakoth
>>26160413
We caught one! It was easy, really. Like picking up a pillow. Name? And please, no Bread.
>>26160432
Bread
>>26160438
now listen here u lil shit
>>26160443
>>26160438
Fine. Here's Bread.
>>26160432
King
Now I'm gonna go to bed for now. I'll pick up again Tomorrow. Cheers!
