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LEAKS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
>>26137966
Kek. It's happening.
>>26137966
die
>>26137966
Hi Timmy. Saw you last thread.
>>26137966
HOLY SHIT
this is a new low for /vp/
>>26137970
>>26137973
Calm down nogs it's just tim
Desperate times call for desperate measures.. But I mean come on, really ?
>>26137966
This should be interesting
HOLY SHIT
G-Guys???
>>26138006
N-no. T-this cant be fucking real..
>>26137966
Ask them if they have Battletoads.
>>26138006
HAPPENING
Fake and hetero.
>>26138006
>>26138010
HOLY FUCK
IT IS HAPPENING MY DUDES
>>26138006
>inb4 "The grass starter is an owl"
>>26138006
OWLFAGS BTFO
>>26138035
>owlfags will think a timmy ruse is real
JUST
>>26138006
>Hang on let me check
>Replies within the same minute
Fuck off timmy
HOLY SHIT
>>26138010
Those are old leaks that have been debunked already
Walmart doesn't know shit.
>>26138084
No shit.
>>26138006
Why the fuck would an employee of Walmart tell a random person the release date of games that don't even have a public release date? More importantly why the hell would it be November 8th when it's been shown in multiple trailers around the world to release in Winter 2016? Winter doesn't start until December 22nd.
HEY GUYS
DELIVERING INSIDE SCOOP IN 3 MINUTES
>>26138097
AAYYOO HOL UP
>>26138094
Sorry, but given the fact that people on this board actually believe the Owlbortion is real, I approach every post as if they really are that retarded
>>26138097
HOLYF UCK I CAN"T HANDLE ALL THESE LEAKS
STOP
>>26138095
Why would you release a popular children's toy four days before christmas?
>>26138097
>there are niggers on this board
Wut
>>26138097
Jimmy isn't a nigger
JimmyTimmy power hour I see
>>26138097
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>26138097
Fuck the banana
>>26138095
Same reason why Majora's Mask 3D was slated for spring but was released in February.
>>26138112
I think we're all just having fun in this thread.I still believe in owl a little bit tho. Only because artist himself hasn't come out and admitted to it yet. But I'm keeping it to myself. I just want peace with "denialfags" until we get some actual info.Truce?
>>26138138
>>26138128
>>26138124
>>26138123
>>26138114
>>26138108
Wait
WTF?
>>26138156
But there was a guy who came out and said he was the artist. You dense faggots just said he was lying.
>>26138162
THESE LEAKS!
GET IN HERE!!!!
>>26138162
W H A T
H
A
T
NO FUCKING WAY
owl CONFIRMED?
>>26138116
So that people can buy it?
>>26138097
>niggers
Spoiler that shit next time. God fucking damnit, this is a christian image board. This explains why the quality of the board has gone down lately. It's all damn niggers.
>>26138164That's true. I wish I could find that thread where that happened and analyze it more. Do you remember when and what that thread was about? I can try and look for it.
>>26138184
I think it's tumblr, not niggers. Niggers don't come here. That's probably that one black kid in your school who likes anime a little too much. You know the one. Probably hung with the spic who loves DBZ.
Now we wait
What does this say???
>>26138193
>niggers don't come here
did you not see the person I replied to? I sadly don't conversate with people IRL about animes. in highschool all we ever did talk about was sex.
>>26138195
Dude you gotta soften them up first before you get the goods. Send a few smilies to break the ice.
>>26138195
kek
Wouldn't use my Tripcode/Name if this was a ruse. Who'd buy that?
Also sorry had to take a shit.
>>26138203
>Nigger eating a banana
>>26138203
IDS HABBEDING
>>26138204
Damn, you really are black.
Can you at least not act so black? I have a thick Boston accent, but I curb it when I'm at a job interview. Do you slide in sideways to a job interview with a half-empty 40, staring down the interviewer?
Shit. I'm fucking done.
>>26138212
>PROMOTIONAL CAMPAIGN
>T U E S D A Y
HOLY SHIT
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY EXPECT ANYTHING INTERESTING TO COME OUT OF THIS THREAD
>>26138225
CONFIRMED
O
N
F
R
M
E
D
>>26138212
WHAT THE FUCK DO I ASK ABOUT
>>26138225
>bananowl
>>26138212
No way.
>>26138225
>C O N F I R M E D
DENIALFAGS BTFO
>>26138246
>this is real
ASK ABOUT NEW POKEMON
>>26138246
ask about this supposed banana leak.
Say your an official representative of /vp/ LLC.
>>26138246
Get to the fucking bottom of things and ask if the Owl is real or not.
>>26138253
>>26138247
>>26138234
I can't have this getting out to the normies. What do?
>>26138246
>>26138246
WE WAIT
>>26138246
Nigga they don't reply that fucking fast. Don't worry though, I MYSELF will get the leaks for vp as Im messaging them right now >>26138195
>>26138275
HERE IT COMES
I refuse to believe this
>>26138264
mash it up and make ice cream
bananas make great ice cream
you won't even need eggs
>>26138178
Nah, that's too close. They'll have it out late November at the latest so plenty of time to buy.
>>26138275
I WANT THIS TO BE REAL
>>26138275
HOLYFUCKKK
THIS IS IT BOYS
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
>>26138275
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26138278
Their Facebook page publicly says "Replies Within Minutes." Try yourself.
>>26138275
I-is it happening?
I fucking hate this board.
>>26138291
>Replies Within Minutes
>one minute
>>26138291
STOP STALLING KEKMART
>>26138291
DUDE
DUDE
DUDE
>>26138291
>TIMMYTURNER
>A GOOD THREAD
WHAT UNIVERSE IS THIS?
>>26138302
WHY NOT? I MEAN, IT'S PROBABLY FAKE BUT YOU NEVER KNOW, THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO.
>falling for an obvious ruse
faggots
>>26138006
>november 6th
Why a Sunday?
>>26138313
It's fun tho. Lighten up.
>>26138313
>no fun allowed!!!!!!1!
Pathetic.
>>26138291
Holy fuck, maybe it is happening. Please dear based Walmart no fucking owl
>>26138321
Diamond and Pearl were released on a Sunday iirc
>>26138321
I remember. I wish it was Saturday tho
>>26138321
Nintendo always releases shit on sunday, where have you been?
>>26138311
This is the earth 616, but this TimmyTurner is from the earth 1610 (aka Ultimate).
>>26138307
GOD DAMN IT
WHAT ELSE DO I ASK ABOUT
This poor white girl is probably hating her job right now
>>26138284
And by mash in with ice cream, you mean to with cinnamon Colgate toothpaste right?
Ask for the price
Ask for promotional pictures
Ask for the box art
>>26138343
ABANDON THREAD
>>26138333
Walmart is anything but based.
t. Walmart employee
(Not electronics, don't ask)
>>26138343
Ask if there's images of promotional material and what they look like. Ask about box art.
>>26138343
What the fuck is this bitch talking about?
>>26138343
Any promotional material that they have? Box art look? FUCKING ANYTHING
>>26138346
STOP{
>>26138343
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
uhh
ask if they know anything about the upcoming adverts for the game?
>>26138355
doesn't matter, just thank her and continue to be polite while you bend her ear about leaks please
>>26138343
>>26138347
this, ask if they have the official box art
>>26138346
>black
>>26138355
SHE'S HITTING ON YOU MY DUDE, MACK ON HER
>>26138346
Is that your lunch, Tyrone?
>>26138095
It's HOLIDAY 2016 for the US. Holiday season starts after Black Friday for us, holy shit and they call Americans illiterate, we've told you hundreds of times.
November 8th is a little bit before that but it generally fits the timeframe.
>>26138346
>cinnamon Colgate toothpaste
Even when brushing their teeth black people need to feel like they're downing a handle of fireball (paid for with their EBT card of course).
>>26138355
I feel like she's giving speeches about how the website is helpful because she's told to do so. She's aware that her bosses will be looking at the chat logs.
>>26138355
Slowly, but surely.
>>26138355
They don't have access to dick shit, as far as unreleased info goes. She's just supposed to act helpful and help old fucks learn to use the website.
>>26138381
Check mate Walmart
>>26138346
AYO, CUZ. WHATCHU THINK YA DOIN THERE PANSY-ASS NIGGUH? THAS SUM DISGUSTIN SHIT. QUIT MESSIN AROUND, SENPAI
Ask for box art REEEEE
>>26138359
And by stop, you mean apply a generous amount of suntan lotion, right?
>>26138381
ASK WHAT COLOR ARE HER PANTIES.
>>26138393
Has science gone too far?
>>26138393
Eat one and post a picture from a cumshot POV
>>26138381
Tell her you need details and that you're going into one of their local locations and that you need to describe the game and/or box art so you can pre order
bros why are girls cute
>>26138381
Slipped in a meme. Let's see if she notices.
>>26138381
You can only choose one.
>>26138392
>>26138395
>>26138393
Flush them down the toilet.
>>26138398
>>26138406
Ask what are the Pokemon like in the promotional images
>>26138406
Kek
>>26138406
Now she's gonna be completely turned off and not want to help you. It's over lads we can all go home.
>>26138406
Well we're not getting any info from this bitch.
message someone else
GameStop?
>>26138406
>my wife's son
get outta here with that /pol/-tier trash faggot
>>26138411
Thanks I couldn't find it.
>>26138402
>>26138407
Don't you think it could use some contact solution?
>>26138415
this
>>26138393
tHANKS FOR POST ANON! I CUM ON BANANA, SHE HISS AT PENIS.
>>26138406
If by some bizarre way she is aware of the "meme", she's not going to say anything. That sounds like a quick way to get reported by some actual cuck for being insensitive or degrading or some shit and lose your job.
"HEY TIMMYKUN, IM THE PROMOTIONAL CONTACT AT WALMART"
Do you 1)
-ASK FOR FUCKING PROMOTIONAL CONTENT LIKE BOX ART OR IMAGES?
or 2)
Make cuck memes?
WHICH ONE IS GOING TO BE TIMMYKUN?>!!
>>26138419
Do you think hes charming this info out of her or something? Shes just doing her job.>>26138419
>>26138428
now eat it.
Guys... The "marketing campaign" of wednesday is just for the Darkrai merchandise.
>>26138425
>Has science gone too far?
Literally google that.
>>26138430
>inb4 she sends a pic with the message
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>26138439
DELETE THIS
>>26138393
That's not how you keep normies away, they love suntan lotion!
You gotta jack of on them
>>26138428
CUMSHOT
FINALLY, R34 OF OWL! OWL IS CONFIRMED REAL!
>>26138428
E A T
A
T
IT
T
>>26138439
Thats saturday dipshit
>>26138439
This. I don't know why you all think a random wage slave cares or knows about Pokemon or would have in-depth details.
>>26138446
Wanna know a way to easily spot normies? If they're attention whoring pussies. See: the banana tripfag.
>>26138428
Dubs eat it
>>26138428
Message from a half nigger to a whole nigger: "eat it" You have to now, brotha code.
>>26138453
>>26138450
Hold on, who wouldn't want some dish soap to pull the flavor together?
>>26138428
If you don't cum on those bananas and then eat them, you're not strong enough to earn the respect of your fells down at Compton. And you don't wanna look like a pussy in front of a tru brotha, don't you?
SEREBEAN WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE TRADEMARKS
>>26138469
Why do nigs care so much about nig camaraderie? I don't care about white people any more than I care about anyone else.
>>26138475
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>26138475
OH FUUUUUUUUG
CAN SHE DESCRIBE WHAT THeY LOOK LIKE?!
>>26138475
Happening!
>>26138475
>>26138475
HOLY FUCKKK
>>26138475
GET HER TO DESCRIBE THEM NOW
>>26138471
Now add the DLC for Smash 4 to it. You can buy them for $50 on the Nintendo eShop.
>>26138499
Legendaries have the same names in all languages since Gen 2, dumbass.
You know, you'd think that a walmart employee would've leaked this shit somewhere already if they already have this much info
>>26138475
>>26138475
Solgaleo and Lunaala, huh? Those aren't any pokemon that I've ever heard of!!
>>26138499
They pick legendaries' names specifically so that they can stay the same worldwide.
This is officially the best day on vp
I come home from work and this is what I walk in to?
You guys do remember that Timmy is "le ebic rusemastur XDDD"
>>26138509
>>26138475
Someone tweet this to Joe ASAP
>>26138515
>implying he'd use his name and tripcode during a ruse
>>26138513
You sound so innocent.
Don't get your hopes up. This IS TimmyTurner we're talking about.
>>26138519
No, keep this contained until we know more. We don't need every redditor from here to the Mississipi trolling walmart and having them clam up about Pokemon.
>>26138508
Man, if I had to work there I probably wouldn't give enough of a shit to even check for stuff worth leaking.it's all bored rusing anyway
>>26138526
This is a good point, we don't want to ruin a good thing here boys.
>>26138475
OH FUCK
>>26138508
>>26138522
>not thinking he's leading you into a false sense of security
>not thinking he's going for the long con
>you'll shitpost with an angry meme frog when Timmy reveals it was a ruse
I remember why /vp/ is the easiest board to fish for replies
>>26138475
>Timmy Turner did something useful
>>26138504
>>26138512
You guys mean just box legendaries, right?
>>26138475
>my wifes son
nice touch
My dad works for nintendo and he left this on his desk. should I open it?
>>26138508
Do you know how social media teams work?
>>26138542
Even zygarde and arceus have same names, but they aren't box leggos
>>26138539
This is true.
But this is fun so far. At least he's doing something entertaining for once.
>>26138539
>/vp/ is the easiest board to fish for replies
IT'S BECAUSE WE'VE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR.
>giving attention to Tyrone Turner
>>26138513
And out of the depths of disparity comes a shining light of hope
>>26138548
You should burn it just to see the look on people's faces :^)
Did the right thing to do and grabbed some snacks. So far we know that the marketing campaign begins tomorrow, Solgaleo/Lunaala trademarks confirmed, and some other shit I guess.
>inb4 Owelf is Roothoot
>inb4 I fucking AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26138555
There are some with different Japanese names, though. Like the Genies.
>>26138548
Do so, and I, Masahiro Sakurai, will add your favorite pokemon to Smash 5.
Someone try Target.
W-Wheres Timmy guys..
>>26138548
>not 3ds
>>26138563
>Owelf
oh no
>>26138548
Here I go!
>>26138563
JETTSTACK???
>>26138563
>OWLELF
Ask her if she knows what these toys and stickers look like, or even has pictures of them.
>>26138563
>OWELF
AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>26138569
Aren't the genies and the Sinnoh pixie trio the only ones to have different names since Gen 1?
>>26138563
>OWELF
>>26138575
>implying a mere shitposter would have the money and witts to set up a mildly-decent bait
>>26138563
>Owl
Confirmed fake. Fuck off Timmy.
>>26138563
Anyone can change their name and photo to walmart
>>26138563
I don't have a facebook and not about to make one for this, but why isn't someone else asking?
If this is info freely given by support, then I want more people posting the same info.
Not spam them up, but just someone else.
>>26138583
Denialfags.
Your days are limited.
Accept it while you can. It will ease the pain.
>>26138563
>OWELF
MY BODY WASN'T READY FOR THIS
This thread is dumb
>>26138583
Can you imagine the faces of owlfags when they realize the Grass starter is ACTUALLY an owl, but not the one they've been hyping up to completely cencer?
>>26138563
>Owelf
>Jettstack
>>26138563
>Owelf
>Owl+Elf
Flying/Fairy Owl confirmed, Roothoot fags on suicide watch
>>26138097
>banana
racist fuck
>>26138591
This.
>"Owelf, what does that one look like? Do you have a picture?"
>>26138563
>Owelf
Kill me now. Terrible name.
>>26138586
I'm plugging it in! Who wants to see the intro screen?
>>26138603
It says OWELF, not OWLELF
>>26138605
literally message them, it says they reply in minutes publicly on their facebook
>>26138606
there was a thread earlier where anons were messaging Walmart about pokemon, its legit senpai
Elf monsters is made canon
Now this is shitposting
>>26138624
Me!
>>26138613
This will be the outcome.
But it is fucking satisfying to see denialfags in shock right now. Even if this is just a Timmy ruse.
>>26138608
>The Grass starter is an owl
>It must be MY owl then!!!
Shut up, a name doesn't make your stupid fanart real, we've known for weeks it was going to be an owl you idiot.
>>26138563
Yeah, this is fake, if that wasn't already apparent by it being TimmyTurner. Everyone go home, I'll admit I was close to believing him with the box Legendary names but he blew it.
>>26138563
>owelf
Annnddd Fake, be more subtle next time faggot
>>26138632
OH SHIT OH SHT
![[GLASS SHATTERING].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B3NAeno.jpg "[GLASS SHATTERING].jpg")
>>26138563
>>26138563
Does walmart even have a chat like this?
Someone else could reconfirm if they know where to look
>>26138563
Owelf
>what is inspect element
You fags are so easy to fool, holy shit.
Waiting
>>26138636
>Denial anons still implying I'd try to do a ruse with my own Tripcode/Name exposed
Even I've never dropped that low
>>26138642
I WAS HERE FOR THIS.
You people are really falling hard for this ruse.
>>26138635
It MIGHT be, anon. It might be.
>>26138652
This.
>>26138563
FUUUUUK
>>26138655
What tripcode?
>>26138655
>>26138655
>tfw the owl is real
>>26138655
YOU FUCKED IT UP
>>26138652
>>26138664
what? how can you inspect element on a fucking jpg someone is posting?
>>26138655
HOLY FUCK
MOMENT OF TRUTH
You forgot your trip and username, Timmy.
>>26138655
Forgot tripcode. This is my post
Owl not 100% confirmed?
>>26138626
It says OWELF, not OWLELF
This. For all we know it could be a passively dissapointed elf.
This is all real? What's going on here?
>>26138651
Owelf =/= Olaf
>>26138655
>inb4 "sorry sir, that product doesn't have a picture yet"
>>26138655
It's gonna be a picture of a dick or some shit I just know it
>>26138680
Are you retarded?
>>26138655
>>Denial anons still implying I'd try to do a ruse with my own Tripcode/Name exposed
>Even I've never dropped that low
>>26138682
awwwww
Ask if she has pictures on any of them.
