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I love Garchomp so much,she'sso perfect!
Come on guys post Garchomp
>>26136826
>you will never get to be Cynthia's Garchomp
Best bro.
Best Dragon type comming through
>>26140090
Wait, why is she covered in blood and bandages?
>>26140112
Rough skin?
>>26140112
Weavile fucked him up
>>26136826
Why are Garchomp fans so fucking autistic
>>26140140
with a fifty-fifty gender gap, I fail to see how "it"'s autistic to asume that at least one would be female, unless you seriously believe that anon's calling all garchomps female, in which case I understand your frustration
Would youboopa Garchomp'snose?
>>26140175
I wouldboopa Garchomp'snose
>>26137062
Why?Does she fugg her garchomp
>>26136826
>she
I eant to build a family with garchomp
Garchomp is amazing yes
>>26136826
What does she smell like?
>>26137062
Great, now I can't unsee that horrid mega garchomp double knot creampie pic.
>>26140458
gibe link please
>>26140458
Link. Now.
bump
bump...
>>26140439
Sharkfin soup
>>26140439
Shit.
>>26136826
>she's so perfect!
I know, right? She was my very first 6IV Pokemon.
>>26142454
interesting info about Garchomp.
The lack of fingers bothers me too much to waifu this poke. At least hydreigon has moufs that she can do things with
>>26142557
Wrong thread, this might be what you need
>>26130791
>>26140165
I've always been curious, what does this say?
>>26140175
Right in thestar.
>>26142585
Well I think garchomp not having fingers/hands is kind of relevant to the garchomp thread. How does this not bother you? I generally just feel bad for pokes like scyther that have to deal with having no practical upper limbs despite being bipedal.
>>26142604
It does, it must be a pain, but at least garchomp's claws are pretty small so they can use them together to grab objects, and hydreigon can bite the items they will grab. Scyther is screwed though
>>26142624
>Garchomp's Rough Skin
>>26142639
Is therd any way I can get my penis surgically removed and replaced with a dragon's dick?
>>26142811
Maybe just mega evolve it, apparently its skin gets softer after it, however the outfit will most likely rip apart
>>26142873
But it's fucking ugly when it mega evolves
>>26136826
Actually, hate to break it to you, but that's a male Garchomp. Female Gar's have a notch in their dorsal fin.
>>26143107
The go ahead and get deep stab wounds in your dick and scratches all over your body
>>26143129
It'll all be worth it in the end when Iimpregnateher.
>>26143123
Other way around, bud.
>>26140090
Why does Rosa always have big tits?
Guys seriously, how would I fug Garchomp without getting cut? This is feally fucking bothering me.
>>26143998
Find a dead one
>>26143998
>Garchomp's Sand Veil?
>>26144010
Then I couldn't impregnate it, anon. It's skin would still cut me anyway.
>>26144045
Sand Veil a shit. SHIT!
>>26142550
Fuck off Mewtist
I'm breeding for a tanky Garchomp. What would be the best nature for it?
>>26145405
Impish.
>>26145405
adamant
>>26142550
Fuck off Mewtist. We don't care about your fucking pokédex.
>>26145473
Again
>Garchomp's Rough Skin
Unless you want your skin ripped off, don't fuck the sand shark
>>26145493
>implying it can't have Sand Veil
>>26145499
Those spikes on his arms and legs are still there regardless of his ability
>>26145493
it's dick probably doesn't have rough skin
>>26145518
It's tongue sure doesn't, I'm not taking the risk
>>26145493
>Implying some women don't like a little texture to the dicks they're being fucked by.
>>26145834
>Implying spikes capable of piercing muscle is "just a little texture"
>>26145834
>Implying there are spikes on it's penis
>>26145935
>Implying there might not be without checking
I want a female Garchomp to rape me.
>>26147737
I want a strong dominant malechomp to force his tongue inside my throat
I've been hatching Gibles for 2 hours attempting to get a 6IV HA female Gible. I keep on getting 5IVs with speed missing. Now all of the eggs are hatching into males with sand veil. It doesn't help that it takes 10 minutes to hatch a single fucking egg. Kill me.
>>26140124
daily reminder that Weavile destroys Garchomp>waiting for Tough claws Mega Weavile, Ice Punch +33% Tough claws
>>26147737
>>26147830
>Implying that shy Garchomp is not best Garchomp
Step it up, Senpai
>>26145518
>dick
>NOT having rough skin
you're saying you don't want rough skin Garchomp dick fucking you?
>>26145518
>>26148041
Does Garchomp's vag have rough skin?
>>26148019
>being a dom scrub
lower ur game, desu
>>26148064
Not at all
...I still ship it.
>>26148070
No, Anon, I will fly ever higher, for her!
I will become better!
>>26148106
>>26148114
how far will you go Anon? tell us how your relationship will evolve
>>26147930
I have a 6IV Impish Garchomp with HA, I can try to breed you a female if you would like.
>>26148114
>her
You have to go gayer
>>26148106
>>26148120
Why is CharChomp so good?Translation when?
>>26148141
Is this Loss?
>>26148154
Oh, you don't know what the dialog is? Well do I have a treat for you:G: I like you! Please mate with me!
C: No way!!
sfx: turn
C: Calm down! Just listen to me for a sec!
G: Huh?
C: I'm a boy! Not a girl!!
C: You get it!?
C: DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
G: Yeah, yeah I do. Anyway, let's mate.
C: You don't understand at all!
comic 2:
G: What are your three sizes?
G: Do you have experience?
G: Are you dating anyone right now?
G: Hey, hey!
sfx: boom!
text: had a megastone
text behind baloon: mega evolution
C: Gaaaaaaaaah, shut uuuuuppp!
C: He's quiet now... did I scare him?
G: Hot...~ (Tempting~)
C: !?
>>26148130
I conquer the stars for her! I will slay the children of a thousand planets for her smile!
>>26148140
My Garchomp is a girl!
>>26148197
Welp, that did it.I'm going to go jerk off to some Garchomp porn now, ciao.
I loved the charmeleon x gabite doujin so why not charizard x garchomp I guess.
>>26148197
Would yougive her children?
>>26148197
HERESY
>>26148070
dom garchomp is best garchomp
>>26148175
That garchomp, I like his determination, thanks, Anon.
>>26148221OF COURSE!
>>26148238
You can't stop me, Anon, I already burned this nerd planet called Prospero
>>26148216
I know witch one you are talking about, it is pretty cute.There are at least 3 CharChomp doujins, all by the same artist and non escaned
>>26148322
C-curse you, Anon! I'll have my revenge, I swear on me chomp!
Hey guys, how's it going?
>>26148385
Go away, why don't you?
>>26148385
>what is Poison jab and iron head
>>26140198
I want tofuggCynthia with abig dragon benis
>>26148385
Life is good
>>26148633
>>26148473
>>26148352
>>26148216
>>26148175
>>26148154
>>26148141
>>26148120
>>26148106
>Shipping Charizard with worst dragon
>>26148694
>worse dragon
Are you high?
>>26148726
Maybe worst was the wrong way to put it.
garchomp is one of my least favorite dragon type designs though.
>>26148322how many children?
>>26148822As many as she wants!
I'm not quoting all of this shit.
Humans aren't meant to fuck Garchomps. It has spikes on it and rough skin for a reason.
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9890300/1/The-Warm-Eyes-Of-A-Garchomp
What a piece of shit.
>>26148959Don't tell me what to do
>>26148881
h-how selfish Anonhow many do you think she wants?
You know /vp/ is back to being shit when threads like this and forced fakes are what occupies the front page.
>>26149945Just a few 3 or 4
>>26150115
you monster
>>26150126
Monster? How so?
>>26148385
>out-speed
>poison jab
Good morning, Garchomp buddies. How're you doing?
>>26148385
You're attempting to bully the wrong dragon. Hydreigon thread is that way ->
>>26150230
>not iron head
>>26149529You do what I tell you, motherfucker.
>>26150131
This pic is so sexy, that tail is thick and long, and oh man I can totally fap to that tail...<3
>>26151555
Is that thread about this still up?
>>26151557
yes
>>26151479
Good morning, Anon, I am good, how about you?
>>26152372
God, the head on his model looks so stupid. Ditching sprites was a mistake.
>>26136826What does Garchomp's cunt/dick taste like?
>Garchomp thread
Now THIS is an idea I can get behind.
>>26148385
>Fairies and Dragons not teaming up in doubles battle to absolutely destroy everything
It's like you're not even trying.
>>26153530
sand and roughness
Needs more realism.
Best Garchomp waifu and best human waifu in same pic.
>>26153992
Why is it stealing a toaster?
>>26154497
There is nothing better than fresh toasts in the morning
>>26154554
It's one o'clokck in the afternoon.
>>26154577
o'clock*
>>26154577
It was morning when Garchomp stole it
>>26153530
Leather
>>26148322
>>26148881
>>26150115
She's not just going to let you impregnate her, much less have sex with her. You have to prove yourself worthy first.
>>26148694
Go away Flygonfag.
>>26155382
>Implying i like flygon
>Implying charizard isn't best dragon.
>>26147830
A-anon, please. That'sexactly what I want too. For him to pin me down, open my mouth, and force his thick tongue as far back as it can go. So completely helpless against his strength, the only thing I can do is desperately gasp for air as I wait for him to finish his aggressive kiss.
>>26155693
But the one in your image is a female, it doesn't have a notch in it's dorsal fin.
>>26140175
If Garchomp was based on a shark, wouldn't that hurt him? :(
>>26147930
I have a female 5 IV (with missing Sp.Atk) Adamant Rough Skin Gible with Iron Head and Outrage if you want it for free.
FC: 1993-9905-9504
>>26155921
I'll hatch one eventually, I really appreciate the offer though. I'll say something if I change my mind.
Guys, I tried to fug my Garchomp when she was sleeping but she tried to kill me when I tried. What do?
>>26155983
alright
>>26136826
I'm glad you created new tries after your original meem got filtered by spam filters. Keep trying to do what you did to the full one, but it won't work.
>>26155921
>If Garchomp was based on a shark, wouldn't that hurt him? :(
No? Shark skin is incredibly tough and rough (hence Garchomp's ability). Punching one will hurt you more than it. What you're thinking of are their gills, which is where you're usually advised to punch. That's very sensitive tissue.
>>26155693
Glad to see we're on the same page, Anon
>>26136826
How do you think getting into a fight with Garchomp would turn out?
>>26157276
Do you have a death wish?
>>26157276
Horrible. The only chance you would have is if you fought in a snowy terrain, and chances are it would still outspeed you.
>>26157282
>>26157388
B-but I have a weapon...
>>26157586
i was expecting a picture of an ice cube and now i'm disappointed
>>26157594Would you recommend just pelting it with ice cubes then?
I used to hate Garchomp, and now I feel bad about it.
I've never raised one before, is the Mega worthwhile on a team with no Sand Support?
>>26158137
>170 base atk stat
>Stab earthquake
>stab Outrage
>Swords dance
Is that a good answer?
>>26158137
The mega has a drop on speed and it's ability is useless, so it's up to you, but garchomp over all is almost the best ground type OU mon
>>26158283
put him on a team with Galvantula Sticky Web and he is an absolute monster. Trust me, it works wonders
>>26155370
I would do anything for her, Anon
>>26148694
I think you misspelled Garchomp.
>>26158706
Would yourubherbelly?
>>26158774
OF COURSE!
>>26140091
That's not Hydreigon
>>26158869
A-arceus Anon, t-that's lewd! J-just how far are you willing to go with this... degeneracy?
>>26159200
How far? I don't know, love has no litmits
>>26159278
No limits? Are you saying you'd be willing to die for her?
>>26159354
Yes
>>26136826
Low key,I really want to fuck the shi out of this dragon, you don't understand how much I would plow that ass if she were reall, oh my god.
>>26159380
T-that's some dedication right there! You have my full support, Anon.
>>26140165
"Huh? Another loss? The fuck you tryna pull?"
[after Pokémon Amie]
*excited growling*
*calm and happy*
Here you go.
>>26148064
>tumblrtale
>>26148633
"Looking for snacks in their mouth."
"Looked for snacks in their mouth."
There also might be a pun based on お八つ (snack) and 奴 (guy, dude), but I'm unsure.
>>26153530
Milk and blood.
>>26155727
Dom Chomp is still hot either way.
>>26158846
>sharktits
MODSPLS
O
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P
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>>26160399
what seems to be the problem anon? she did this just for you, are you not going to accept her love?
>>26160295
>>26160362
You are a good man, Anon.
>>26160434
*stunnned* (pun on ガバ, or 'shock' and Gabite)
"That dream—!!"
>>26153530
Tuna and ozone with a hint of gunpowder.or however sharkskin actually smells. I mean c'mon dude. Seriously.
>>26153530
Fish
bump 1
>>26158283
Much as I hate Talonshit, its great tailwind support for mega chomp. The bird is the reason I use it as my main mega over megamence.
>>26168053
Is that for doubles?
