It's that time again. Grab a seat, drink some bleach, and tell me, the Barkeep, your confessions and/or share your absolute worst experiences on /vp/
>>26124313
Clorox, on the rocks please. Been having the worst past couple of days. Works been rough. Thought I could have a few laughs and discuss things actually related to Pokemon. But this board has become a complete shit show. I've never been more disgusted with owls in my life. "Denialfags vs Owlfags". Greatest gladiator match of all time. Oh and we STILL don't have any new info regarding SM.
Add a double shot of windex to my tab, barkeep
Denialfags have driven me to the edge of insanity. No matter how many facts are shown to them by Owlbros, all they say is it's not real, despite having even less evidence than Owlbros do.
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>>26124400
Can't wait to see you faggots get put on suicide watch.>inb4 shitty contrarian edit that nobody cares about except the guy who keeps posting it
>>26124383
I'll take a fresh water, no I don't want to buy another one.
I've been hearing a lot about Lugia and ho-oh being the legendaries for sun and moon and speculation about the orange islands being the new region. I'll buy a round for anyone who has opinions on this
>>26124313
Could you have made this topic of discussion any fucking gayer?
>>26124400
>>26124409
Fellas, cant we just settle this over some Tide pods?
>>26124412
>I've been hearing a lot about Lugia and ho-oh being the legendaries for sun and moon and speculation about the orange islands being the new region
Nice to see you Furlisify. Water? Sure thing
>>26124432
Settle it over my cock when the denialfags are blown the fuck out.
>Gamefreak still blue balling us
Sometimes I wonder why I can't stop coming to /vp/.
>>26124487
I see. So no OxiClean then?
>>26124515
I'm more of a downy man myself
Keep the rounds coming barkeep, I wasn't using my internal organs anyway and the past week on /vp/ has made me long for the sweet release of death.
>>26124560
Atta boy
>>26124579
Will do. Dark days keep on coming it seems. Hopefully May will bring people back on the hype train. Or just bring in "BTFO" collages. Either or.
>>26124419
Clearly you missed the bara thread.
>>26124506
Same
>>26124560
You seem pretty downy, yeah. /jest
Ey barkeep, gimme a double bleach on ice. I swear to god, those owlfags and denialfags will be the death of this board. You can't even go into an unrelated thread without being bombarded by these fags.
Dry bleach, don't stir.
And I gotta say, I don't like when people say they like Delphox or Emboar.
Evening bud, double tide dry please. Good to have a place like this lately. At least Zygarde is here finally.