ITT: pure Pokemon no one has fapped to
>>26119869
>>26119869
You know that poképhiles will just take this as a challenge, right?
>>26119869
not anymore
>>26119869
I'm pretty sure paheal has at least one image of every pokemon. Besides, Bronzong gijinkas are pretty cute.
>>26119976
I bet you could find porygon z lewds if you tried.
>>26119869
>not fapped with Latiar010 Bronzong OC
Plz anon
>>26119999
Quads confirms. I tried, and it's all horrific.
>>26119869http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/cb16bb2e36744b80c7908ed2030fb12a/845175%20-%20Bronzong%20Porkyman.jpg
>>26119869
none of them
literally none of them
>>26119944
>>26120040
though it's just a woman dressed to resemble a Bronzong, not the actual pokemon
>>26119869
>No one has fapped to
>Posts something I have fapped to
>>26119869
>I've fapped to my Metagross/Magnezone
Nobody said
>>26119869
Yeah but what about gijinkas, because oh boy do I have some bad news for you.
>>26120122
>not wanting to be fisted by a metagross
>>26120122
>Metagross
Some years ago some anons suggested Metagross had a mouth below his body, like, a straight up mouth open under there always "looking" at the floor, and that he pins his preys with his four arms while devouring them with its lower mouth. Fapped like hell to that shit.
>>26120122
>implying you wouldn't try to stick Magnezone's antenna up your ass
>>26120122
>No one has fapped to Magnezone
Yeah... right...
Lumineon
Because normies only know of it through a shitty meme
Bisharp.
>>26120184
why didn't you spoiler that?
>>26120122
>Not fapping to the strong authority figure of Officer Magnezone
>>26120184
>victini
>penis
>>26120208
My nigga
>>26120194
On Pixiv there's a doujin about a Bisharp rapping a Lopunny. Yeah, it's a Lopunny doujin but that's the closest thing I know to Bisharp porn.
>>26119917
Skiploom.
>has no Deviantart retarded fetish art
>no R34
>no Pixiv lewds
He is pure, at least the last time I have checked.
I'd still love to see a muscle Skiploom jerking his huge mossy dick and releasing its juicy seed.
*yummy cummies* :3c
>>26120194
It has a good number of male and female versions, usually fucks with Gardevoir and Gallade.
>>26119901
This made me laugh.
>>26119917
>>26120239
>rapping
R-right?
>>26120122
Imagine your balls loving the moderately cold contact with its metallic body, you order it to release a light flux of electric impulses that give you multiple cumshots and chills, pure ecstasy.
>>26120287
Sigilyph has oversexualized gijinkas while Carbink and Sunkern are usually sucking dicks, Carbink has giant tits too sometimes. Giga tits are horrinle and cockblocking to be honest, just like in real life.
>>26119944
Last time I was in these thread we figured out that most formes of Burmy have no r34.
Nobody faped in male scolipede,right?
>>26120251http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/skiploom/1
why the fuck would you browse deviantart autisimo
>>26120350
I have, not even gay.
Giant horsecock and all.
>>26120361
Anon, you're homosex.
>>26120363
Nah, I can just get off to everything, barring scat and toddlercon.
>>26120361
Now,that i remember a gay friend fapped to a male scolipede because he was big and manly...soo...
Now,i ask did anyone fapped into male mega charizard?
>>26120329
There r34 of this too
>>26120389
Of course, there's heaps of it.
Are you so retarded/stupid/underage/sheltered that you think people wouldn't want to jerk it to a big, strong lizard who'd probably sit on your face?
No one wants to hurt their dick or pussy with this shit.
>>26120402
You could've stopped at big and your point would still be valid
>>26120411
You sure 'bout that?
>>26120413
I know.
>>26120389
I don't understand why anyone would fap to a Scolipede. Especially not a gay guy.
>>26120367
mmmm...hips and thighs.
The 40 yo virgin of pokémon.
>>26120306
Never mind, I found out there's a r34 for people who want to fuck this thing.
>find a pokemon that hasn't been 34'd
>you can't
>>26120208
>Digimon-style art of Barbaracle
metal as fuck
>>26120421
Because some gays fap to manly monsters,i know some gay guys to fap to swampert,scolipede,garchomp etc...¿why?
because they¡re attracted to masculinity and his dick reacts when they see scolipede or swampert it isn't that hard to understand i guess.
>>26120367
it's fat and has a belly,so obiously has r34 and a lot of fat fetishits fapped thinking in a fat slowbro.
>>26120484
Also, scales and bugs are hot.
Same with plants.
>>26120287
>sunkern
>a little cute head with no teeth
What do you think?
>>26119917
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>>26120122
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>>26120145
>>26120167
>>26120251
>>26120361
>>26120375
>>26120432>not rating your fap
>>26120515
Rating?
![[goddammit intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/UsRFpzy.gif "[goddammit intensifies].gif")
>not even Anorith is safe
>>26120481
full pic link?
>>26120521
__/10
>klink
>>26120529
I jerk off multiple times a day, every day, why would I bother to even take note of them, other than particularly brilliant ones?
The bird from the SM trailer
>>26120602
I've seen plenty.
>>26120630
people don't even know what exactly it looks like and there's already porn of it
wew
>>26120515My Pokefaps are always better than any others. I can't give it an absolute rating, but yeah. It's the reason why Pokeporn is my porn of choice.
>>26119869
>>26120445
>>26119944
>>26120056
We're safe lads :^)
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_unused_Pok%C3%A9mon_and_character_designs
>>26120411
>masochists don't exist
>>26120525
I posted it earlier but deleted it because victini is screwing Magnazone with its dick.
>>26120711
OP said "Pokémon", not "Fakemon".
>>26120711
Even when you don't take into account the "real vs. fake" (read: fishing for replies) deal, I'm fairly certain someone fapped to that.
>>26120755
Its eye kinda looks like a butthole
>>26120251
you are trying too hard
There is no rule 34 of fakemon.
>>26120843
>There's no rule 34 of X
Fucking pleb
>>26120438
Its the Mafia crime boss of pokemon. Just add a smaller pokemon oweing payment and a gang of murkrows around and you've got a whole comic.
>>26120361
>fapping to pictures of a giant penis
>not even gay
Just a reminder, if a Pokémon has porn it doesn't mean someone actually fapped to it. And the other way around, people may have jacked off to Pokémon without porn.
Also, Pokémon with no known r34 images may still have porn fics.
>>26120871
A true gentleman would only defend a lady in danger.
>>26120897
>>26120375
Learn to follow reply chains, retard.
>>26120907
I saw the reply chain. Being aroused by a penis means that you're either gay, bisexual, or a female.
>>26120914
Bisexual=not gay.
Nice job.
>>26120484
I know gay guys are attracted to masculinity. I'm a gay guy myself. But I don't see how a fucking Scolipede can ever be masculine or hot. Mega Swampert? Heck yeah. But not Scolipede.
>>26120921
?
>>26120935
Well, first of all, that's not Scolipede.
Second of all, damnit... now you got my jerking. But that's because of the guy, not the insects.
>>26120239
>rapping
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>>26120935
Do you know who the artist is?
>>26121084
Nope, just found it on /y/
>>26119869
>implying
>>26120855
there is no rule 34 from dorothy in yugioh gx
>>26121147
That YOU can find.
>>26121152
im not one of these retard who think that unimportant characters dont have hentai pics i actually searched for a while
>>26121166
I'm sure you'll find at least something somewhere, even it's poorly drawn crap.
Try using her Jap name, check more than rule 34 sites.
>>26120921
Well,sorry im asexual so idon't know much about this...i trough that gay guys liked scolipede because it's loked masculine.
If that i find masculine and bear men really cute,i'm still asexual trough.
>>26121189
No, you're not asexual.
>>26121212
Cute =/= sexually attracted to.
>>26121234
That's not what I was implying.
Either you're broken and have a legitimate mental condition and are regularly seeing a doctor to fix it, or you're a special snowflake Tumblr faggot.
Despite what retards will try and convince you, you have a LOT wrong with you.
>>26121234
I was just stating that finding someone cute doesn't mean you're sexually attracted to them, nothing more.
Though, maybe you should turn down the pretentiousness a bit. Don't pretend you know people when you don't.
>>26121245
>either you're broken and have a legitimate mental condition and are regularly seeing a doctor to fix it, or you're a special snowflake tumblr faggot
Then where do the people who can't afford a psychiatrist fall? Or those who have something like autism or ADD where you literally cannot fix it and just end up living with it?
>>26121283
Did... did you just draw this right now to prove me wrong?
If so that's fucking impressive.
>>26121269
>pretentiousness
No, it's not letting over-emotional people try to cry their way to normalizing mental health issues.
>>26121295
>Then where do the people who can't afford a psychiatrist fall?
Admittedly, I should have said that they SHOULD be seeking help.
Autism and ADD are very different from something that you actually can fix.
>>26121327
Yes but ADD and Autism are still mental conditions. It's something you're born with, but something that can't be changed either.
>>26121327
>Implying you even know if it's a mental health issue
Okay Edgelord3000, if you say so.
>>26121344
Asexuality is something you're born with, only in that being without puberty hormones, you can't actually have a sexuality.
Once you go through puberty, if you don't have a sexuality, then there is something wrong with you, but there are drugs and therapies to fix it.
Stop trying to justify your bullshit.
>>26121283
you made this?
if so, good job
>>26121346
No, doctors and scientists know it's a mental issue that can be treated.
Good job in being retarded, not fuck off back to your hugbox where being mental is encouraged.
>>26121364
Ok, this I was unaware of. I will concede that point.
>>26121384
Thank you, I'm glad to see someone who can listen to reason, which, on the internet, is a very tough thing to find.
>>26121283
Boogie pls
>>26120656
That was how it was with Sylveon.
>>26121406
And Zoroark. The silhouette porn was hilarious.
>>26120656
>>26121406
>>26121423
And when the Kalos starters when revealed, it only took 12 minutes to have high quality porn of Fennekin.
>>26121283
>>26121400
Too many people on the internet have their heads up their asses.
>>26121376
Again, I never said anything like that. You jumped to conclusions without any kind of explanation and were acting overly pretentious, which you still are. Now that you've actually backed up you claims, that's fine. But you're still major retard.
>>26121448
I'll say.
>>26121449
>Implying you even know if it's a mental health issue
That's you implying that I don't know it's a mental issue
>No, doctors and scientists know it's a mental issue that can be treated
That's me proving you wrong AND explaining.
Perceived pretentiousness is irrelevant.
You, yourself, are the retard, what with your "asexuality".
Although, rather than seek the appropriate treatment or get over your issues with not being unique enough, you should kill yourself.
>>26121283
Well that gave me a boner pretty quickly.
>>26120843
>not knowing rule 35
>>26120411
Smogoniggers who lie about liking ferroshit probably fap to it
>>26121602
Yeah but that's because of the Meloettas, not the cracked Porygon-Z.
>>26121630I like dicks. So yes, I'm aware it is.
>>26121651
>not wanting his soft mustache hair to brush against the tip of your dick
Gay
>>26121852
>>26121852
>soft mustache
Nigga that's metal scrap, you don't want your dick anywhere near that. Do you even read pokedex.
>>26121910
The same pokédex that says that Macargo is hotter than the sun?
>>26121651
Wrong
>>26121925
>hotter than the sun
Definitely
>>26121303
>>26121367
Just go to r34 and search Porygon-Z
It was there long so I doubt he made it
Bump, the search must not end
Bronzong is so cute.
>>26121283
Just had to activate their speaker didn't it?
what about jellicent?I fapped to Frillish last night
>>26126275
>Care for a riveting game of Quartz, Parchment, and Sheers my fellow park laborers?
>>26120411
>Posting someting with tentacles.
Ok this is bait.
>>26126275
>jelly-cent
>jelly
Try again
Spritzee
Dwebble
Carbink
>>26126958
>spritzee
>carbink
done those.
>dwebble
there's one pic I found which will suffice, I'll do it soon
>>26127057
It doesn't count if it's humanoid.
You're just fapping to orange tits, not the the pokemon.
>>26120389
>Charizard
>Pure
Anon, I...
>>26127093
Dwebble is no longer pure
>implying it was before
>>26120921
Another gay guy here. I don't necessarily fap to a Scolipede (or any other Pokemon that doesn't fit a "manly" motif) because of the masculinity. I do it simply because it's exotic, which is my main attraction when it comes to Pokeporn.
Just to exemplify, I have never fapped to stuff like Machamp, or almost any fighting type with the stereotypical muscles. I have done it far more to "weirder" Pokemon, Scolipede fitting well into that category.
