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Why was she so perfect?
>>26117767
She was a spoiled bitch.
>You will never fuck Meowzie in public
>>26117767
Slut. She'll never have the only Pokémon that transcended Pokémon by the strength of pure determination just to impress her. Meowth a best. Meowzie a shit.
>>26117767
>she
>>26117799
But in turn, he lost the ability to learn new moves, evolve, and even tell the gender of most Pokémon (see also: Purrloin).
>you will never hear meowzie explain that she only loves her master's human cock
>>26117819
the she whale of her trainer doesn't have a cock but does have a clitoris that can penetrate you deep
>>26117807
Meowth/Persian are shit for battling anyway. He actually has a useful skill now which is somehow not being exploited.
>>26117767
What? Isn't she the cunt that rejected Meowth?
Fuck that bitch. He deserved better, he deserves Giovanni.
>>26117767
Meowzie a shit. Make way for best cat.
>>26117847
It's been exploited many a time before. I remember those times all boil down to three functions though:
>translating Pokémon speak to human speak
>disguising as other Pokémon
>disguising as not a Pokémon
How the fuck is Meowth not the most valuable Pokemon?
>>26118001
Because psychic pokemon exist, meowth is more or less a novelty.
>>26117927
Meowth seems to prefer petite felines rather than BBW felines.
I can't recall, which is more common, for people to respond to Meowth like a normal sapient being, or "Holy shit a talking cat"?
>you will never be meowzie's owner
>you will never fuck her every day
>>26118073
It goes "holy shit a talking cat" half the time and the other half like a sapient being.
>>26117802
Isn't Meowzie referred to as "she" and "her" throughout that entire episode?
Because she has the beast waifu
>>26118574
>smacks lips
>>26117767
Because she was in one of the few actually good episodes of the ashnime.
>>26117767
What I love about the kanto series is how it's not water down like the rest
>>26119308
>HOL UP
