Please stop spamming the owl
Octillery really doesn't like it
He said he'll pull the trigger if you don't stop
>>26112650
Fuck you, Octillery.
>>26112682
>>26112682
>>26112735
please
stop
http://www.4chan.org/rules
How are owl threads not against rule 10?
>>26112738
DON'T DO IT OCTILLERY! YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
Die already
>>26112758
you deleted that
not the other 25 threads?
pathetic
>>26112738
>use knock off
>octillery doesn't have a gun anymore
Problem solved. Keep posting whatever you want.
What's this?
Octillery's writing something before he takes his life!
OH GOD HE'S DEAD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KILLED HIM
>>26112871
OH SHIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING
>>26112742
Mods either don't give a shit, or are abusing their power.
>inb4 they enforce Rule 8 on me
>>26112907
>>26112871
>>26112777
Lucky trips confirm Octillery has a good life ahead of him
>>26112853
what did he write?!?!
>>26112960
Let's check
>>26112960NO ES FAKE
>>26112988
A-Alright, here it is...
>>26113034
Unfortunately for Octillery, none of this is legally binding
>>26113034
Welp get the batter ready
>>26113034
>tfw your friend is an octopus, he kills himself, and wants you to eat him, but you don't like calimari
WAIT A SECOND
THIS- THIS GUN...
We must do it, it's what he wanted
>>26113143
WHAT THE FUCK, DITTO
>>26113143
No...
>>26113143
THE BULLET, TOO?
>>26113143
>>26113154
>>26113178
HOW DEEP DOES THE HOLE GO!? WAS THIS PLANNED? COERCED SUICIDE? THIS IS THE BIGGEST MYSTERY OF THE CENTURY /VP/!
>>26113143
>>26113178
>>26113199
EVEN THE FUCKING PENCIL WAS IN ON IT
>>26112777
>>26112806
Two kinds of people
>>26113178
Hold on a minute.... ENHANCE!
Where were you when Ditto killed Octillery, /vp/?
>this thread
>>26113034
Isn't Calamari squid? You're not a squid, you retard. Also, you'll probably be ok. It's just a gunshot. Octopi don't die that easily.
Come on, Octillery, stop being a retard and wake up.
Come on, man, it's not funny.
Please wake up, Octillery.
>>26113275
It's Groudon vs Kyogre and sleep tight fugger all over again!
>>26113242
What's this?
>>26113276
He's dead, Jim.
>>26113242
This thread's gone up quite a few notches.
>>26113290
I SEE IT
>>26113276
>octopi don't die easily
>but an octopus being an octopus would know exactly where to shoot to properly kill himself
>the bullet was a ditto anyway
>so ditto could've transformed and expanded inside of octillery to finish the job properly
>just in case
>>26113290
In the motherfucking house
How odd!
Diglett just saw three Ditto running from the direction of his good buddy, Octillery's house!
>>26113290
C O R Y Y O U A B U S T A H
>>26113290
Oh fuck you
>>26113290
who
>>26113319
he's preparing for the 2020 election
>>26113319
BEST FUCKING ANIME
>>26113335
>for the 2020 election
more like for the 2020 erection
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
>>26113143
I FUCKING HATE YOU DITTO, I FUCKING HATE YOU , I KNOW THAT , I KNOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS SPAMING THE THREAD WITH OWL, YOU TRANSFORM INTO THAT FUCKING FAKEMON AND SHITPOST IN VP, I HATE YOU, YOU'RE THE CANCER WHO IS KILLING POKEMON, DIGIMON, COMIC AND ANIME, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO IS MAKING MY COUNTRY BAD
PD:BAN THE GENIESSSSSSSS
>>26113337
look at those leets
>>26113312
DEEPEST LORE
E
E
P
E
S
T
L
O
R
E
WE MUST GO FURTHER DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE
>>26113359
>>26113318
At least, they looked like Ditto
THE CONSPIRACY IS ALL-CONSUMING
>>26113292
Fuck you. He's not dead. He probably has some bullshit octopus regeneration powers or something. Those assholes grow back their tentacles. He'll just get up any moment and be all "Ha ha! You were even crying.". And then I'll kick his ass. Fuck!
>>26113312
He can't even tell the difference between a squid and an octopus. What does he know? Plus, he was a remora when he was a kid.
>>26113390
HOLY SHIT
O
L
Y
S
H
I
T
IT WAS A FUCKING DOUBLE COVER UP
>>26113390
It was an assasination! Octilery was actually an owlfag, and the zoro family was against it!
>>26113390
LOOK WHAT OWLFAGS HAVE BROUGHT UPON US!
>>26113390
Oh well, let's see what our old friend is up to
>>26113319
I enjoyed the ride. I was hoping the joke would go on longer and have a funnier punchline, but this was still funny enough I guess. I appreciate the 50,000 hours in MS Paint this thread required.
>>26113432
don't do it diglett!
>>26113432
;_;
>>26113390
I transcend all the anger and rage only to say 3 word: I hate you
>>26113390
WE MUST GO DEEPER!
This must be screencapped once this is all over.
>>26113390
OH FUCK I SPOKE TOO SOON IT'S STILL GOING! THE TWISTS NEVER CEASE!
The plot thickens
>>26113465
>implying it's ever gonna be over
dittos all the way down, baby
Oh shit. Diglett's super sad that his best buddy's gone now. But there's nothing he can do. Looks like Octillery inked himself when he died, too.
>>26112650
he's not even pointing at his brain, and cephalopodes can regenerate
>>26113487
Zoro family line (>>26113390)
>>26113489
shit, forgot image
>>26113503
DRINK THE INK!
DRINK THE INK!
DRINK THE INK!
>>26113503
Wait, what? Ink? Get out of there, you fool! It's hidden in the ink!
we know diglett will be sad, but what about,OCTILLERY'S GIRLFRIEND?!
>>26113503
Learn the lesson diglett, become an owlfag or be eliminated
>>26113503
Are you sure that's not a dildo?
>>26113503
Looks like Diglett found the note
>>26113525
She must know, but first, diglett must get revenge, and kill those dittos
>>26113525
I don't think I have the heart to tell her...
>>26113532
this is going to go horrible places.
>>26113551
>implying it hadn't already
>>26113034
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26113532
THIS FOOTPRINT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE NOTE...
What does it mean?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN??
>>26113532
What did it say? What did it say motherfucker?!?
>>26113564
OH SHIT NIGGA NOGGA ASSHO CLOGGA
>>26113564
DOES THIS RABBIT HOLE NEVER END?!
>>26113564
>>26113564
I BET THE FUCKING OWL IS BEHIND THIS
>>26113601
>Lugia is an owlfag
oh, fuck no...
>>26113601
LUGIA WAS THE MASTERMIND
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
>>26113564
AFTER YEARS RECOGNIZING FOOTPRINTS AT THE GUILD, DIGLETT KNOWS EXACTLY WHO'S BEHIND THIS ALL
>>26113601
OH SHIT
>>26113616
IT'S A MATCH!
>>26113641
Then that means... LUGIA WAS A SCAPEGOAT!
>>26113616
ALRIGHT, DIGLETT'S GATHERED UP SOME OLD FRIENDS, AND NOW HE'S AFTER THAT MOTHERFUCKER
>>26113674
Best thread on /vp/ right now
Thanks /vp/ you've restore my faith in you
>>26113615
Fuck I forgot how bad Sonic X's art was.
>>26113525
She was upset, but the gang stopped by and told her, and now she seeks vengeance
>>26113722
But does Diglett know that Ditto is a straight busta?
>>26113681
OH SHIT, THE GUIDE IS BACK FOR VENGEANCE!
>>26113716
Makes for a few decent reaction images, though.
>>26113722
I'M READY
This thread derailed wildly off-topic
>>26113722
Alright, Smeargle hangs out here a lot.
Is the gang ready for whatever faces them?
>>26113747
this thread is completely on topic. we're here to find out who's behind octillery's suicide
>>26113756
it's just a smeargle, how bad could it be?aside from smeargle dark voiding the two of them and fucking scizor in her sleep
>>26113756
Do they have a rapid spinner?
>>26113756
The time has come!
>>26113771
>yfw Smeargle's true form is revealed
IT'S TIME
>>26113756
OH SHIT NIGGER IT'S SHUCKLE
>>26113756
MEANWHILE, BACK WITH OCTILLERY
>>26113805
the fuck is this ooga booga doin here?
>>26113805
MANDIBUUUUUUUUUZZ
>>26113805
She's gonna desacrate his corpse?
>>26113805
DON'T YOU FUCKING EAT OCTILLERY
>>26113276
this here is a denial fag
>>26113791
>MFW Smeargle was the bearer of the Mega Stone of the King
>>26113805
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE PLOT
>>26113802
SHIT, IT IS SHUCKLE.
FORTUNATELY, HE'S JUST THE BOUNCER. HE AND DIGLETT GO BACK, SO THE GANG'S GOOD TO GO IN.
Great novel anon.
Will read to future children/10.
>>26113841
BEFORE ANYONE HAS A CHANCE TO SAY ANYTHING, SUDDENLY DARK VOID
THIS SHIT IS GETTING INTENSE
>>26113892
NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26113892
>mfw it misses
>mfw no face
Darkrai Mega Primal appears!
>>26113892
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>26113892
OH FUCK
>>26113892
UNFORTUNATELY FOR SMEARGLE, IT MISSES ALL OF THEM
DAMN 80% ACCURACY
>>26113924
You are toying with my emotions, Anon...
>>26113924
GET THE SMEARGLE!
>>26113924
That's why you use spore
BATON PASS
>>26113924
>UH-OH
Ho-oh confirmed the bad guy and lugia the good guy!!
>>26113944
So the footprint WAS a trick!
>>26113924
SMEARGLE SAYS FUCK IT, PLAN B, GO GET 'EM, TEAM
>>26113958
>>26113958
>4th ditto appears out of nowhere
The hell man
>>26113958
ALL-OUT WAR!
>>26113958
WIGGLYTUFF, DAZZLING GLEAM NOW
>>26113958
WAIT, WHAT IF ALL THE ZOROA ARE DITTO'S THAT WERE PRETENDING TO BE ZORUA PRETENDING TO BE DITTOS?
>>26113986
GOOD IDEA
>>26114029
LOOKS LIKE DITTO AND SMEARGLE WERE HOLDING BRIGHTPOWDER
A GOOD HIT, OTHERWISE
>>26113958
>>26114029
>this song plays in the background
>>26114056
BEFORE DIGLETT FINISHES THE TWO OF THEM OFF, HE JUST ASKS 'WHY?'
>>26114077
TELL HIM WHY!!!!
>>26114077
AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HEART BREAK
>>26112650
>>26112806
>Knock knock
Whose there?
>Owl
Owl who?
>Owl Fucking kill you
>>26112650
This is prbaby the best thread on vp all week. Keep it up anon
Why are we paused? The story must continue!
>>26114154
It's not like there's much competition.
>>26114077
"HE STOLE FROM ME THAT WHICH I HELD DEAREST, THE BEAUTIFUL SCIZOR"
"FOR THAT, I COULD SIMPLY NOT FORGIVE HIM"
"AS YOU ARE LIKELY ALREADY AWARE, I AM AMONG THE GREATEST ARTISTS IN THE WORLD"
"I DEVISED THIS OWL NEWCOMER TO STRIKE FEAR INTO HIS HEART"
"AND WITH THE HELP OF MY FRIENDS YOU'VE JUST KNOCKED OUT, I GOT HIM TO DO MY JOB FOR ME"
"And one other thing..."
>>26114163
Suspense
>>26114167
KONO DIO DA
>>26114167
the mystery deepens
>>26114167
"FLASH!!"
>>26114167
OH SWEET JESUS, WHERE'S THIS GOING?
>>26112742
/vp/ mods are shit, man. That's not hard to see.
>>26114177
Don't do this anon!
>>26114177
YOU MOTHERFUCKER!
WITNESSED
>>26114167
>"I DEVISED THIS OWL NEWCOMER TO STRIKE FEAR INTO HIS HEART"
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER...
>>26114177
QUICK, BULLET PUNCH
>>26114177
During this time, everyone but the Smeargle and Ditto had to close their eyes, due to the blinding light
AND THEN, WHEN THE LIGHT WAS GONE...
>>26113390
HOLY SHIT
THIS THREAD
>>26114215
WHAT?!
>>26114177
>not using Roar of Time while shouting "ZA WARUDO"
Flash is good too, I guess.
>>26114227
>Flash is too good
When use by the right pokemon, of course ;)
>>26113805
I mean he wanted to be made into Calamari......?
I'M SO SORRY
>>26114215
WHO IS THIS?
>>26114215
>>26114215
WHAT
>>26114167
>>26114177
>>26114215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07zYvkNYL8
JESUS FUCK
>>26114215
"ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S FINISH THESE TWO OFF", the two shout in unison
>>26114154
I TAKE IT BACK THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THREAD ON VP THIS YEAR
>>26114265
Oh no...
>>26114265
I'm confused why are there 2 Digletts? WERE THEY CLONED???
>>26114281
ITS THE DITTO MAN, THE FUCKING DITTO
>>26114288
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!1!!!!!111!
>>26114265
That Diglett is a Zorua! I'll put money on it!
>>26114265
OH SHIT, THE GANG'S CONFUSED
THEY NEED YOUR HELP FIGURING OUT WHICH DIGLETT TO KNOCK OUT HERE
LEFT OR RIGHT?
PLEASE, ANONS, DO THEM GOOD
>>26114313
Right
>>26114313
LEFT
E
F
T
Dubs confirm
>>26114322
DUBS CONFIRM
>>26114313
Left one, the shiny!
>>26114313
The gang's right. Which is our left.
>>26114313
KILL THEM BOTH
It's the only way to be Sure
>>26114313
Only the real Diglett would know the guilds chant!
>>26114313
THE BLUE ON-
w-wait a minute you guys...
t-that nose.....
>>26114349
>>26114313
This. Ask both digletts to repeat the guilds chant
>>26114352
GODDAMN IT, DITTO!
>>26114352
KILL HIS NOSE
>>26114352
WAIT, THERE COULD BE TWO DITTOS, AND ONE ON HIS NOSE! its the perfect team, 1 zoroark, 2 zoruas, 2 dittos and a smeargle, a full team
>>26114322
>>26114327
IT MUST BE SO
LOUDRED GOES FOR IT, WITH AN ICE BEAM
>>26114398
OUR FATE IS SEALED
>>26114398
OH, THANK GOODNESS
>>26114417
WE DID IT!!!!!!!
>>26114417
YES
>>26114417
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SHAPESHIFTING JELL-O DOUCHEBAG!
GO ALL MOTHERFUCKING ORA ORA ON SMEARGLE
>>26114417
>>26114446
"FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M OUTTA HERE"
"TELEPORT!"
>>26114453
PURSUIT, PURSUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
SCIZOR USED PURSUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>26114453
SUDDENLY, WOBBUFET WITH SHADOW TAG.
>>26114453
>Smeargle warped to a few feet away!
>>26114453
>Diglett's Arena Trap prevents Smeargle from escaping!
>>26114453
NOT THIS TIME!
>>26114473
oh shit that's right
>>26114473
"Shit."
>>26114506
ayy lmao
>>26114506
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH FAGGOT
>>26114506
Now, how to finish this fucker off...
>>26114506
>>26114543
BRICK BREAK
>>26114543
Mud slap 'till death, make him suffer and make him blind
>>26114543
FISSURE
>>26114543
SLASH HIM TO DEATH WITH YOUR NONEXISTENT CLAWS!
>>26114543
EVERYONE ATTACKS IN UNISON!
>>26114581
Spontaneously manifest a pair of claws to slash him with.
>>26114597
EVERYONE MISSES IN UNISON
>>26114609
FUCKING FLASH
>>26114609
Dark void again? Oh no..
>>26114609
...what a fucking disgrace
>>26114609
Fucking flash!
>>26114609
USE SWIFT OR SOMETHING THAT IGNORES ACCURACY MODIFIERS!
>>26114609
FUCK FLASH
FORTUNATELY, SCIZOR HAD A TRUMP CARD (note: Scizor did not actually use Trump Card): AERIAL ACE!
>>26114654
SHIT, FORGOT IMAGE
>>26114609
>diglett not going for the Magnitude 10
>>26114668
FINALLY, HAVING AVENGED THEIR COMRADE, THE GANG HEADS HOME TO GIVE THEIR FRIEND A PROPER BURIAL
>>26114678
>killing most of its friends
>>26114678
>Diglett uses magnitude 10
>Wigglytuff faints
>Loudred faints
>Scizor faints
>>26114668
YEAH
>>26114689
THEY GET TO OCTILLERY'S HOME, AND...
AND...
>>26114719
THE MANDIBUZZ!
>>26114719
FINISH
fuck, that really filled up my desktop
>>26114737
I can't decide how to finish
It's up to you guys
>>26114762
This is what this thread started from, btw
>>26114762
It's gotta have the Mandibuzz mentioned earlier. And maybe the Noctowl in the note.
>>26114777
Hopefully someone else can carry on the story, because I'm a bit out of it after 3+ hours
If not, that's fine too
We can end on a cliffhanger
>>26114791
Ending on a cliffhanger is better honestly. Octillery is avenged, finding his body is a separate story entirely.
>>26114791
Thanks for the run, OP. You're the best.
>>26114806
Story threads are the best
Like the 'devastating final climax' toy story
or some of the quest threads (if they can stick around)
OP don't go. You'll leave us here in the void with owl threads.
>>26114737
Octerillary was another DITTO AND IT WAS TRAPPED UNDERGOUND BY SMEARGAL'S STICKY WEB
>>26114851
I'm sorry, my child
But know that you, too, can make a story thread
And it only requires MS Paint
Someone screencap this for future generations.
>>26114886
But I'm too retarded and have no imagination
>>26114920
You just gotta believe in yourself, anon
