Quick, claim your waifumon! You can claim as many as you want so hurry up!One mon per post.
claiming gardevoir
Claiming Phox
>>26098470
Claimed btw
Claiming my aircraft.
>>26098452
Are husbandos allowed?
Claimed
Claiming milfnaught!
>>26098487
wow good thing you claimed your mon on this anonymous imageboard someone might have snagged it from you and then you couldnt claim it yourself that sure was a close one
>>26098614
Fuck, I was this close to claiming Farfetch'd
>>26098452
But Serperior is a boy
claiming the best waifu
>>26098718
The roasted Espeon is served with asparagus and mashed potatoes, and presented in as attractive and tasteful a manner as such a dish could be. The meat is tender, but with a distinct texture, preventing an unwanted mushyness and giving my teeth something to properly sink in to as the juices exude from the tissue pouring over my tongue.
With each bite my senses are stirred as residual psychic energy within the Espeon’s tissue flows into my brain, and memories of the creature’s life drift into my thoughts like the scent of incense in a crowded room.
I see, feel the warm hand of the Espeon’s trainer gentling his ears, the soft green grass beneath his paws as he scampered about the park chasing Beautiflies, the rush of emotion and sensations the day he evolved, the titillating frenzy of joy and affection as he under the setting sun nestled lovingly the Sylveon he adored so passionately.
And the fear, the sadness, the regret, of all of this being taken from him, of being trapped in that slaughterhouse knowing he was going to die, of the knife sinking into his throat in that brief, agonizing moment before the light of his little life blew out for eternity.
I could taste it all, feel it all, that whole lifetime playing out across my imagination and my taste buds as the slain Espeon’s life nourished my own.
Best meal I had ever had. Well worth the thirty dollars.
Yelp Review: 5 Stars
>>26098452
Claiming Milotic.
Don't care if it eats me.
Florges
>>26099045
which color? also, claiming tread rules say you have to post a picture of your waifu, or it doesnt count.
>>26099059
Red
Goopy get.
>>26098452
All mine.
Claiming Mothra
Glaceon is the best trap.
>>26099144
Does it even count as a trap anymore? You're walking straight into it, knowingly.
>>26099144
That's most likely supposed to be a female.
>>26099182
That's why when you tear off their maid costume and see their twitching cock leaking pre, it's a great trap.
>>26099254
Traps are such a meme fetish.
>>26099298
tru
>>26099298
You're a meme fetish anon.
But which mon would you waifu?
Mine
>>26099389
>wanting a waifu who pretends to be any other woman
almost as bad as ditto sluts
>>26099389
That's not a waifu, Anon. That's a diaper.
Claimed
Bellossom claimed.
Claimed.
>>26099401
But I love her for what she is.
>>26099421
I hate you.
>>26099480
Hey, she's mine! Give her back!
Claimed
;^)
>>26099580
delete this
>>26099059
>>26099389
Fug, beat me to it
shorstack waifu claimed!
>still not claimed
Welp guess I'll take teenage witch.
make way for best waifu
Can we have more than 1 pokewaifus?
Claiming.
>Those hips
>That skinny top
My favorite body type right there, doesn't help that his design is GOAT
>>26101820
I said you could claim as many as you wanted in the OP.
Claiming. Recently started really liking Sylveon.
>>26101833
Where is his mouth?!!!!!!!!!
No more waifus?
Laying a claim down, amigos.
>>26098500
id fugg
unbelievable. fucking incredible. the endless expanse of the internet never ceases to amaze me. :y
>>26103774
i claim this anon
>>26103783
nice. i am yours anon. :y
>>26103793
my waifu noticed me
thread's over, nerds, i win
>>26103783
>>26103793
did i forget to mention that this is fucking incredible? because it is.
>>26103812
this is really fucking incredible
