>/vp/ is only 50 people
>>26096115
More like 9 right now. And half of them are faggot snowflakes.
How many French people on /vp/ ?
Numéro 1 ici :)
>>26096156
OP here, I'm French
20 people actually.
The rest are mindless comments bots.
>>26096168
Le Pokéweb français pue, on est bien ici
>>26096156
Trés bien.
J'approuve moi aussi ce fil.
Je déteste la France. Viva l'América!
>Fuck frogs
>>26096115
Norwegian masterrace ww@?!
Seeing as I'm the only person who really exists and you're all illusions created by my dying mind to occupy the milliseconds before it shuts down forever, leaving no trace of human existence left to the vast, uncaring universe, I'd say it's just one person really.
>>26096352
This is sad. I think this too sometimes. Let's see what happens shall we?
>>26096115
Where did you get that from? Many popular strawpolls here gain hundreds of votes.
>implying it's not the same anon vote-spamming through dynamic IP
Even so we definitely have way more than 50
I keep with the firm belief that there are only two people who post on 4chan. A very angry person and a slightly less angry person, and they are both very busy.
>>26096939
B-but that would mean that you and I are the only two posters here
>>26096965
But you're a dog. You don't count
>>26096939
But I'm not angry at all, I'm just clinically depressed.
>>26096156
And fellow Britbongs here? And I mean actual Britbongs, not brown people.
>>26096115
that's impossible m8
Pokemon is a massive franchise that's not being held up by only 50 people
I've been posting here semi regularly although my usual haunts are /v/, /x/, and /pol/
That makes every discussion or conclusion we draw completely irrelevant. As we are not a large enough sample size to represent our fandom.
>>26096939
no theres at least an autistic person whit way to much interest in a subject that posts as well
>>26097021
Britbong reporting
>>26097021
paki reporting in
we places of origin now?
'Murica, fuck yeah.
I love europa people.
I just want each and every one of you guys to know thatI fucking hate most of you, holy fuck. Especially Richard the Mewtist and that one fucker that goes into every Fakemon thread and quotes dozens of posts with other Pokemon that have the same type combinations. Also fake leak fags, denialfags, barafags, waifufags, fagfags, whoever continuously makes those trainer card rating threads, people that make threads specifically to shit on one specific Gen, and people who defend one Gen or specific Pokemon by knocking down another Gen or Pokemon.Fuck you.
>>26097083
hey i only fit into one of those categories, and only barely since my true waifu belongs to another containment board.
>>26097083
>denialfags
>>26097083
>don't fit into any of those categories
What am I?
>>26097114
One of the few people I might actually like on this board. Just to be certain though, what's your favorite kind of pizza, and how do you eat it?
>>26097114
newfag, or oldfag that doesnt participate in board culture. truly a leech
>>26097083
does that mean owlfags are okay?
>>26097135
owlfags are obviously fake leak fags
>>26097124
Supreme, sometimes normally, sometimes like a taco. Depends on how I feel.
reporting in that I exist too
>>26097149
You're alright in my book then.
THERE'S ABOUT, LIKE, 50 OR MORE TO SEE,
TO BE A GIANT SHITPOSTER IS MY,
DESTINY~!
any canadia's here? im from the most eastern point of the country.
>>26097209
A Newfoundlander eh? Ontarian here (not not the faggot kind).
Phonefag reporting in, I don't post much at all but lurk multiple times a day.
>>26096156
Yo! Un normand ici
>>26097235
i used to live on the south side of that god forsaken lake.
fuck lake effect snow.
I'm an American, since this thread seems ot be about where you're form.
Also, I'm pretty confident there are more than 50 people on here. A lot more people lurk and don't post than you would think. This isn't really a dead board like people think, we get new threads every day. Now, boards like /3/ and /trv/, those are dead boards. /vp/ just seems slow if you're used to /b/, /v/, /pol/ and /r9k/ since those all move super fast and that's probably where a lot of newfags are coming form.
REPORTING IN
>>26097021
Who /southwest/ here?
>>26097235
i dont really know ontario people. all i know is my dad fucked off to live there. its an attraction to deadbeats apparently.
>>26097241
Moi aussi !
>>26096156
Je suis là!
Ca fait du bien
>>26097247
Oh if you want slow, just look at /po/
Russia reporting in. I must be a rare flag here.
I'm fairly certain I'm the only one from my country who browses /vp/.
Of the people I know that visit 4chan, 90% are /b/tards and the rest are filthy wee/a/boo trash.
Only 2 guys I met knew about /vp/ and they were hardcore sjw tumblrinas/redditors.I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
>>26097307
>and the rest are filthy wee/a/boo trash
he says, posting on a board dedicated to a japanese role playing game and its anime.
>>26097320
Ruined it.
>>26097320
No, anon I like anime. Liking anime is not inherently tied with being a neckbeardian weeaboo sperglord. You can like anything you like and not be an autist about it.
>>26097352
then just say weeaboo and dont single out /a/ like its some cancer. /a/ is the reason this site exists.
Yo, should we make a strawpoll for this or something?
>>26097396
/a/ is mostly cancer, though. Then again, most of this site is. I dunno, mang. Also, I speak from personal experience, so you might differ and thats cool.
>>26097398
That'd be cool. I'm a sucker for statistics
>39 people
>>26097398
http://www.strawpoll.me/10072641
http://www.strawpoll.me/10072641
http://www.strawpoll.me/10072641
>>26097422
>40
ALMOST THERE
Who /br/ here?
>>26097422
it is the middle of the school day in burgerland. wait till the shitposters and owlfags come home.
>>26097440
>BRA7-1L
That's impossible because the anime thread had like 70-80+ posters in a thread recently IIRC. And I don't think a shitposter is autistic enough to reset his IP 20-30 times
>>26097444
Trips Confirm
But
Are they really people?
Reporting in.
>>26097472
this is now my favorite braixen image
>>26097429
I was more going for what nations people on /vp/ are from but I guess that works too.
>>26097444
They're already here anon. Kids have smartphones these days, y'know?
Well, keeping in mind that there are people who come here only for 1 specific general (TCGfags, animefags, sagefags etc) and that the active userbase fluctates depending on the timezone I'd ballpark /vp/'s population at around 500 people. In the no-leaks season the number probably drops even further.
46 now, what happens if we go over 50?
hey there
>>26096181
Bot here. Can confirm.
>>26097566
we die as confirmed by dubs
>>26097531
for some reason strawpoll isnt letting me make polls someone else would have to
>>26097429
un mexicano aqui
>49
GET HYPE GUYS
>>26097472
Moreso than Braixenfags.
Also, 50 get
>>26097629
the 50th person on /vp/ finally shows up
>>26096115
well, you're wrong
>52
HOW FAR CAN WE GO
>>26097667
Phone posts
Dynamic IP retards.
52 then and I'm Colombian
>this is just a shitpost thread now
Let me shitpost (I usually just lurk).
53 get.
>>26097703
shut up person who isnt me
>>26097307
Where u from m8?
well this was a good thread
Onward to 60!
>>26097680
idk
>>26097984Bolivia
>60 posters
wew lad
>>26098034
>bolivia
holy shit. thats a place i see referenced so rarely it almost seems fake.
No Turks, at all? That's like, bottom kek.
>>26098105
They're are too busy sending 'refugees' to Europe to establish the fifth column and initiate the transformation into the turkroach sultanate.
Hello what number am I?
>>26098182
666
>>26098061
>tfw
I know we're a joke but it's still sad to hear.
>you bought a WiiU
Actually it's just one person, and this is his photo.
>>26098243
>one person doing 100+ different posts per minute across various threads
>>26098260
there is maybe 20 ppm on this board right now.
>>26097284
Or /an/
I love that board but other than generals and people arguing about the pros and cons of indoor v outdoor cats it's possibly the slowest board, you can post an interesting and relevant thread and get maybe one or two replies every few days
>>26097612
Here you go senpai, I might have meme'd a bit too much on this one though
http://www.strawpoll.me/10073234
/vp/ doesn't exist. Prove me wrong.
>>26098302
0=1 so yeah literally my moms you're wrong
/vp/ is my most visited board, but with how downhill this place has gone I mostly just lurk now
>>26098302
yeah this is /tr/
>>26098300
Wow that's some cancerrous strawpoll
>>26098375
A perfect match for a cancerous board ;^)
>>26096156
Ici l'Aquitaine.
Voir des compatriotes me fait toujours chaud au cœur.
>>26097241
>>26097270
Moins quand certains des dits compatriotes sont des putes nègres qui ne respectent pas l'EFI et la ponctuation de notre belle langue française.
>>26097083
Thanks fampai
>>26097144
>fake
denialfag
>>26098326
Yup same. I'm just waiting until more sm info comes out, maybe the board will be more active then.
~75 on a non leak week day.
ALMOST 70 GET HYPE
>>26098381
kom sa tu pref ??
We in here.
No amount of people will change how shit this board is senpai.
>>26098714
Well, duh.
Look at the thread.
>>26096181
Yes
>>26096156
Présent
>>26096330
Her er jeg!
Her er jeg!
God dag, god dag, god dag.
>>26096352
>>26096425
I used to think something like that too
But then i realized how selfish it was and how much it hindered me from connecting with and even understanding most people
I still struggle to connect though
>>26098326
>>26098411
I'd go back to /m/, but at least this board has a pulse. A shitty cancerous pulse, but still a pulse.
>>26099138
A fellow /m/an here, nice. Though I haven't been there in a while too.
>>26098326
i'm cancerous but i can't help myself being an autist on showderp, it's just too good
but fuck those sexual threads, wow
>>26099138
>>26099177
>>26099187
what other boards do we represent?
/co/ and /mlp/ here
...?
Maybe we're 1 anon samefagging and we wouldn't know because we're so good at pretending
>>26097083
>nothing about furries
Heh, guess he doesn't have any fury for furry stuff :3
>>26099198
>>26099198
>>26099198
/toy/ is my second most visited after /vp/.
It's so much slower too.
>>26099198
i don't think i represent anything but i mainly lurk and post on /b/, /tv/, /wg/
/mu/, /ck/, sometimes
![[literally me].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NfLBaU6.jpg "[literally me].jpg")
posting selfie to prove I exist
you guys believing every fake leak keeps me away
>>26096156
Toujours présent ! Ce qui est navrant en un sens...
>>26099094
>>26096425
Exactly things that my subconscious would say to further immerse my barely conscious mind into this fleeting fantasy world at the end of all existence
>>26099264
Quand on a du temps à perdre hein...
>>26099260
i dont believe shit except for the names solgaleo and lunaarla as box legends.
>>26096115
>/vp/ is only one person
>>26099277
but what would be the point of denying you the truth for less than a minute?
Go read about Descartes's demon
>>26099288
>one person with literally hundreds of computers, all with a proxy shitposting and fighting with himself
>sometimes as anonVSanon, sometimes anonVStrip, sometimes TripVStrip
>repeatedly calling himself "autistic" "retarded" "fedora" "schizo" "leddit" "tumblr", "/b/", "Underage" "carlos", "newfag" "genwunner", "fatass" "nintendrone" and a vast list of other things
>simply to create an illusion for a single person
>>26099352
dont forget hitting himself with the banhammer
>>26099307
What would be more evil than, in my last moments, trapping me in my own mind, forcing me to live through pain and loss and knowing that what should be a matter of moments are in fact an eternity and all of eternity is but a matter of moments?
>>26099352
>mfw that person is moot
>tfw 4chan was just a prank for this one guy he didn't like
>>26099352
don't forget revealing his plan to everyone but no one believes him so he can continue without anyone or himself knowing what's happeining
> mind : blown
>>26099224
You're included under Barafags, Waifufags, and Fagfags.
>>26099393
but why would your own mind do that?
your mind is literally you
Why would you do that to yourself?
I've been visiting less and less since leak season. Just been shit fake leaks and forced memes lately and it gets old.
>>26096115
Ice Cream? I LOVE Ice Cream!
>>26096115
Yes
>>26097083Damn that takes me back. People still have my crappy reaction images saved?
I should make new ones one of these days.
>>26096115
Wow now I feel special. Don't worry, when leak season really gets going, we'll get traffic.I hope.
>>26099505
Insanity, probably. I'm just a dying mind trapped in a psychological nightmare from which I'll never wake up. Or, I should day, ane that you should all pray I never wake up from.
>>26100136
I repeat: Go read about Descartes's demon
>>26100172
I read the Wikipedia article on it but I'm not grasping your point
>>26099534
>while he's forcing black maymays
>>26100195
Descartes concluded that because we have all experienced that our senses lie to us (mishearing words, seeing one thing as another) we should not completely trust them
He goes on to say that anything about the world that we only know because of our senses, should also be questioned, anything we ever saw, ever heard, ever touched
For all we know there could be some sort of demon corrupting our minds, making us insane
But no matter how insane we are, we cannot deny that we are thinking. As an extension of that, we can also not deny that things that only exist in a subjective way that will always be the same, no matter how we look at them also are real (numbers/math)
Meaning that if we can prove something through the use of math, it should be real
It goes deeper, but i just thought that was a nice starting point to get you out of your existential crisis
He also draws in stuff about God
>>26097021
SOUTHEAST MASTER RACE SENPAI
>>26100388
They didn't have that in the Wikipedia page.
I appreciate that, but I'm narcissistic enough to believe that I'd create evidence to the contrary if the belief that I'm the only thing that actually exists, to trick myself into believing all this is real and ease my mind from the knowledge of oncoming oblivion.
>/vp/ is 50 people
>3 are OGs
>10 started with Gen 3
>17 started with Gen 4
>20 started with Gen 5
In a couple years the last OGs will retire and we'll get a wave of fresh new users, the people who started with Gen 7.
>>26098243
Stop posting pictures of me
>>26098569
>>26100442
ok how about this
what purpose would there be in the trickery?
It can't be for any sort of evolutionary reason, because anything that happens when we die is free game, couldn't have been changed through natural selection
If it's just something you yourself came up with, it'd be a very complex procedure to shape the whole world like it is. And wouldn't it then eradicate all doubt of it being real?
And the act of thinking actually does drain energy, do focusing your energy on a fantasy could drain you out/kill you faster
Besides, even if it is all an illusion, what's it matter? No matter what you do you wouldn't be able to break through the illusion
But if it is not an illusion, then your doubt of the real world will only hold you back
>>26097021
Northern Ireland, so britbong adjacent
>93 unique posters in this thread alone
Tacos.
>>26100822 (You)
all me ;)
>>26100747
I'm not letting it hold me back. I'm gainfully employed, about to move in with my girlfriend who I'm planning to propose to, and I'm going back to school to get my bachelor's.
The fact that everyone else is a figment of my fading imagination is just kinda something I live with.
>>26096115
pretty much
>>26101211
Or die with, depending on how you look at it.
>>26097284
>oldest thread on /po/ is from 2014
holy fuck
>>26101211
welp
you should still read more about existentialism
it could either change your view on that stuff, or take you further down the rabbithole
>>26101264
Like it's an active thread?
>>26101303
Sounds fun. I'll look into it.
>>26101306
yeah, the most recent post was from today
97 get.
>>26096115
And like 1 person that actually believes the Roothoot leaks.OWLFAG IF YOU'RE READING THIS. FUCK YOU.
JUST
How are you guys anyway?
>There are 101 people on /vp/.
o hey
ey senpai
>>26096115
I'll jump into the pile, too.
>>26097284
Just checked, holy shit that's place is slow.It sucks considering they also seem to be the nicest board
>>26101327
Oooh I misread it as /pol/ lol I was trying to figure out what kind of thread could survive that long there
>>26099198
/pol/ here
106 here, picture for proof.
107
+1 Poster
>>26097284
>Papercraft & Origami
>tfw I had no idea that board even existed
Poster #110 reporting in.
>>26097083
Aw, anon, I____________________love you___________________too
>>26103190
/vpo/ threads when
112 here
immigrant canadian reporting in
>inb4 kebab refugee
no, i'm not allahu akbar
>>26097083
Holy cow are you me?
>tfw dozens upon dozens of hidden threads
>>26103376
>>26096352
>>26096425
>>26099094
>>26099277
Literally me, I even talked about this with a "friend" (part of my imagination) in these past days, even though I kept it to myself for so long.
You're only proving my point.
Blog incoming:The other day when I was walking home I had the thought of me being in a coma and I started hearing voices of people I know calling me, like my mom. I started thinking: if I am in a coma then release me already! Then a fuckton of noise from people dogs and shit that were actually around me, not on my mind like the voices from before, (I can keep my sanity in check) and wind and shit all around me, that just stopped when I pussed out and thought stop, it's scaring me, I don't want to know what's on the other side, in case is much worse or it's the end of everything.
Fuck.
>>26103235
Well based on the average speed of /po/ threads, a /vpo/ thread would have to be there rather than here.
>>26103419
i'm frommacedonia
poster 114 her
from tacoland
>>26096115
You sure?
117 here. Also Skolipede needs a mega.
>>26104598
>poster 114 her
Wait >>26104613 was me at #116.
What's going on?
>>26097083I fucking hate you too nigger<3
There are probably generals on /vg/ with more people than this whole board
>>26104986
Can you imagine how cancerous a Pokemon general on /vg/ would be if /vp/ didn't exist?
>>26105102
Pokemon General - Fakemon Edition
>10 posts in
"Abra evolves into Klinklang"
>23 posts in
"This is a waifu thread now"
Honestly it would be the same, just condensed.
>>26105102
>being this new
Why do you think pokemon has a board but other games don't?
>White Anon here
>>26097440
Viva Dilma.
Poster #125 coming through
obviously OP was ubderestimating. But the real question is; are there more posters on /vp/ than there are Pokémon? I personally doubt it.
>>26096115
Sure, if you consider them "people".
>>26096115
#Ikuze reporting in!
What's up, l'adies?
>>26097083
I like you.
>>26105220
I thought youd disapperaed
>>26105220
How's the Skype group, Brett?
i want mewtist to fucking die
what country is he from?
>>26097083
I whole heatedly agree.
/vp/ has one of the worst userbases of any board on this whole site.
>>26105169
A quién votaste, anon? :^)
>>26099198
/co/ andsometimes /po/ rip
I suppose we'll be about 151 people, just like the number of good pokemon.
showderp alone is over a hundred people senpai
I love Pokémon!
>>26099198
/co/ /x/ /tg
>>26099198
>Most visited: /vp/ and /co/
>mid tier: /lgbt/, /vg/, /asp/, /diy/
>time to fap tier: /d/, /aco/, /s/, /hm/,/b/
>have a giggle tier: /v/, /pol/
>>26096115
Reporting in.
How many individual posters do we have?
>>26099198
/pol/ and /tv/
>>26097083
>denialfags
C A N A D A
A
N
A
D
A
>>26097247
Wasn't /3/ always kind of a dead board?
>>26097013
Me too, I'm taking antidepressants from two weeks, and yesterday my gf broke with me. Guess I'll take a bigger dose of that drug and play some SMD.
>>26102300
Better than you
>>26102478They probably are the nicest because they are so slow
If you don't get where i'm coming from, i'm sure uncle /b/ can explain it to you
>>26099198
/x/, /co/ /tv/ /v/ /int/
>>26103772The other side holds an eternal darkness
>>26097083
I'm none of those. Unless by "denialfags" you meantGen 7 fags, seeing as "denialfag" has been used on both sides
I'm actually surprised, i thought i was a bigger douche than this
>>26097125
>he doesn't participate in cancer, so he's a leech
riiiiiight
