You can pick any one pokemon to become real but there's a catch. they have to be based on a real life plant/animal (so no dragonites, inanimate object mon, ect.) and they will replace whatever animal/plant they were based on. example: you choose meowth and now all cats are meowth. Which pokemon do you choose and how does this effect the world?
>>26093068
Algae will now become ditto. Enjoy your sexslaves everyone
Beedrill.
>>26093124
Yes.
>>26093115
do you want everyone to die? that'd be terrifying!
Arceus
Geodude replaces all toads
Haunter replaces all bats
Tulip Breaking Virus is replaced with Flabebe, Floette and Florges.
Have fun with your Flower-waifus, Dutchbros.
>>26093095
I'm no scientist but I think that would fuck over the ecosystem.
Too bad it's already long dead
>>26093068
Mew -which is based on a cat/fetus
I'd use it to make all Pokemon real
Arceus - which is based on a deer or something
I'd also use it to make all Pokemon real
Sliggoo to replace snails.
Not much changes overall provided they stay decomposers. You shouldn't be touching wild snails anyways, especially not aquatic ones, because most are latent carriers of meningitus.
It would make me happy to see fewer people salting snails due to how cute sliggoo is. If people started keeping them as pets it would make finding veterinary help for them easier.
>>26093545
Beat me to it
Jynx replaces all humans
Solosis.
>>26093560
Correct. The majority of Earth's oxygen supply is supplied by algae.
>>26093728
>supply is supplied
(^: sorry
Deoxys
>>26093830
deoxys is based on dna in general, not a specific plant or animal please try again.
Would it replace all cats, dogs, or foxes?
Rhyhorn
Miltank.
>>26094000
Please no, anything but cows, pigs and any other good tasting animal.
>>26094047
eat shit carnivore i want pink bipedal cows
Beartic for polar bears. They all go endangered anyway...
>>26093068
Durants replace every ant. Every. Ant.
>>26095565
>>26095565
well now i'm afraid of one of my favorite pokemon...
Diglet
>>26093068
All ducks are now Porygon. You're welcome.
All cats and dogs turn into Eevee, might miss em for a bit, but I really want to see how an Eevee would function in real life.
This is just a given, magikarp.
What about if it can evolve?
Replace all foxes with Delphox
Failing that, all cats are now Espurr/Meowstic
Joltik. Every spider would now be cute as fuck.
Does this replace every species though or just the one it's based on?
>>26096865
Do you really want cats to have autistic psychic powers with priority?
>>26096909
>autistic
i dont get this meme
I just really like scottish folds
>>26093713
game over
>>26093068
I've never been more mad that GF hasn't made a mosquito Pokemon than right now.
>>26093675
>You shouldn't be touching wild snails anyways, especially not aquatic ones, because most are latent carriers of meningitus.
I
What
Oh fuck
>>26093897
If you want to replace all dogs just choose Fennekin durr hey
>>26096927
People call Meowstic autistic because they don't do facial expressions.
All frogs are now ninja assassins.
>>26093167
It has to be based on real things
>>26095565
>throuch a calculation it's said that 321,035,624,829,901,000 ants are alive on the planet today(2013)
Nosepass/Probopass.
Israel becomes a really weird place to live.
>>26093897
The only correct answer
>>26097775
Based on the llama. All llamas are now all-powerful gods. Should be interesting.
Mr. Mime.
All Dobes are now Houndooms.
>>26094047
If Miltank only replaced female cattle we'd still have steers and bulls for beef.
>>26098228
And Miltank. No reason we can't eat them too.
All stoats are now Mienshaos.
>>26093151
wrong fox there, I'll just say you had a misclick and didn't choose obviously best fox
>>26095565
time to break out the flamethrowers, there's a whole new meaning to Fire fighter
>>26093897
>>26098820
Eevee is literally the only choice in this situationalso send help, the diabetus is actually killing me in this very moment, only more cute Eevee can save it
>>26098946
but where do i get a water stone then?
>>26099665
>not only do you get fucking qt Eevee pet, but all of her "evolved" forms as well
though not sure what could be the water stone, or really any of the stones
Scolipede
You wake up in the middle of the night to feel something small and hairy rub against your leg, only to be crushed by 400 pounds the minute you sit up
>>26099738
Guess anyone who wants a Vaporeon/Jolteon/Flareon would be scared of their Eevee evolving into something else before they find the stones.
>>26097744
Because snails don't really bite or violently struggle when you handle them it's not likely that you'll get sick unless you forget to wash your hands. It's primarily transmitted through their slime contacting a mucus membrane like your mouth or eyes.
It's about the same chance as contracting rabies from a raccoon or leprosy from an american possum. Not absolute, but don't take any chances.
Just avoid fresh water snails. They are intermediate hosts for blood flukes among other parasites.
I love snails so much, but fuck me they carry some scary shit.
>>26099880
>everstone
>>26099792
To be honest, I would prefer having Scolipede around than those fucking abominations.
All rafflesia are now many times cuter and also mobile.But still smell just as bad.
>>26099971
>These things scare me! I would much prefer if they were venomous and four hundred pounds larger!
>>26099880
How is the Espeon/Umbreon/Sylveon evolution situation going to be handled then?
>>26096689
Actually I take this back, since everyone would fucking eat him. I choose pic related.
>>26101119
Yes, I would rather have a giant venomous centipede-horse than a regular disgusting house centipede.
>>26101196
I'd eat that also. Sure, it's a rodent, but it looks pretty edible.
>>26093115
>>26095565
>>26099792
>picking a bug type
>>26101275
Why not? If we can only change one species, may as well get the most out of it.
>>26093068
Chimchar or totodile, for sure.
>>26101288
Because giant bugs would terrifying, not to mention there would be billions of them
>>26101275
Joltik, yo.
>>26101322
Actually, when considering ants, a billion is a gross underesmation of the order of magnitude
>>26101322
Actually trillions or quadrillions! It'll be fun!
>>26101177
With the power of love.
>>26097788
>animals
kek
>>26098820
I honestly would've picked Eevee over Zorua, just didn't know if Eevee fully counted as a fox or not.
>>26101391
I know that would work, what would be the difference between how to get an Espeon/Umbreon and how to get a Sylveon?
I guess I'm not technically replacing anything since these are essentially cordyceps on cicada nymph.
>>26101400
I always assumed it did, it's evolutions consist of foxes, cats, fish, plants and whatever kind of animal Sylveon is
>>26095565
>Literally creating Earth Defence Force IRL
>>26102109
there's something there for everyone!
Golbat.
Cute grub bub