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How the fuck is this a pokemon it's a fucking ice cream
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How the fuck is this a pokemon it's a fucking ice cream which are 100% man made that doesn't make any fucking sense
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>>26088006
it's reversed in the Pokemon world, Vanilluxe family first, then ice cream
also, MODS
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Fuck you OP like Dugtrio makes sense
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Ohboyherewegoagain
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>>26088021
Dugtrio is a mole. Moles are a thing. How does this not make sense to you? I mean yeah it evolving to be just more moles traveling as a pack is kinda lame, but in no way does it make things stop making sense.
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>>26088016
Why mods, out of curiosity
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>>26088006

>it's a fucking ice cream

Actually it's an ice elemental covered in snow (that looks like ice cream).
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Bottom part is icicles, top part is snow. Its not flat-out an ice cream, it just resembles one.
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>>26088006
Right OP? I mean fuck did Gen V really drop the ball. Dont even get me started on this literal sack of shit
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>>26088074

It's not just moles, it's Whack-a-Mole. As the difficulty increases, more moles start popping up at once.
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>>26088006
>There are man made pokémon
>Vanilite line is not even an icecream
It's design it's not the best, but it's not actually an icecream so don't start. It's a sort of piece of ice (like bergmite) that covers its head with ice.
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>>26088006
>Thinking it's based on nothing but an ice cream cone
You really are an idiot, huh? But hey, at least it's not as lame as Muk or Voltorb.
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>>26088092
Of course Gen 5 had shitty Pokémon, it was supposed to be a Gen 1 reboot afterall.
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Why can people never seem to support/justify Gen V Pokemon without disparaging Gen I Pokemon?
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>>26088006
Vanillite family line were formed from ice.
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>>26088085
Follow the Pokédex.
It's the only true source.
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>>26088006
Pokémon = Pocket Monsters.
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>>26088219
>hotheads
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>>26088006
Like Voltorb and Magnemite, right?
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>>26088006
nice meme
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>>26088236
Corrections, Iceheads
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wow how is this a pokemon it was literally made by man
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>>26088261
outdated meme.
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>>26088243
Voltorb was a Pokéball to exposed to energy.
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>>26088273
Porygon.
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>>26088207
That was part of an official comic promoting BW though.
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>>26088161
Because they both had shit-tier pokemon designs
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>>26088171
>>26088207
>>26088219
>>26088296
>>26088348
>>26088389

Fuck off Mewtist, you worthless piece of human garbage.
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>>26088296
You didn't even post the Pokedex entry that mentions that, Richard
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>>26088296
>>26088348
>>26088389
>Mewtwo
>literally created by scientific means
Yet the Ice Cream pokemon was not created using science. What manner of debauchery is that all about?
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>>26088850
Following the Pokédex is a better idea.
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>>26088888
See >>26088085
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>>26088296

And Vanilluxe is snow on top of a glacier.
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>>26088898
>Following the Pokédex is a better idea.
It's not the only official source from the people who run the franchise though.
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>>26088870
And Everyone on Earth is worthless to the Universe.
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>>26088930
But The Pokédex is the best source.
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>>26088888

Nice quads.

>>26088930

Don't feed the Mewtist you fucking idiot.
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>>26088907
I don't care.Vanilluxe is a Pokémon.

Pokémon are Extraterrestrials and Monsters who look like Animals, objects and etc.
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>>26088880
I forgot.
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>>26088969
Quit with your hasty generalizations. Just because Clefairy and Deoxys are the only Pokémon that you actually know anything about doesn't mean that they're all aliens.
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It's a stalactite made of ice attached to a pile of bloodthirsty goo that can attach to ceilings. It falls onto unsuspecting travelers, impaling them to suck their body fluids. It uses the straw to breathe.
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>>26088996
I said Pokémon are Space Aliens and Monsters.
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>>26088880
Here.
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>>26089025
What Pokémon are you talking?
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>>26088941
Nihilism is the lazy mans answer to the origin of existence. The simultaneous numerical patterns and sheer chaos of life and our ability to perceive it suggest something other than a void we assign meaningless meaning to
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>>26089081
I see.
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>>26089118
Nah. The current Gameplay is incompatible with the lore.


some of the things in gameplay are non-canon.
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>>26089151
>current Gameplay
>posts screencap from a fourteen-year-old game
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>>26088888

The paranormal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsukumogami

Stop thinking of Pokemon as just physical creatures.
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Porygon is man made
Mewtwo is pretty much man made.
Hell, the new pokemon is basically fucking marketed as man made.
Your point?
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>>26089181
Here...
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>>26089296
>implying dirty hackers are canon in any game
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>>26088261
>>26088282
>Not using the Youchew Banner10.png
Degenerate Duty senpai.
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>>26089151
>>26089296
>stuff not intended to be accessed by players
>indicative of gameplay
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>>26088092
Trubbish and Garbodor are WAY better than grimer and muk. Trubbish is cute as fuck.
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>>26088097
hahahahaha reaction pic works so well here
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