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Let's have a game, /vp/
>Your 1st pokemon in the party uses metronome
>Metronome move generator: http://thousandroads.net/misc/metronome (Generate 1 move; all attacks)
>Uses the move on a random body part
>Random body part generator: https://www.randomlists.com/random-body-parts (Generate 1 body part)
What happens?
>Me
>Zekrom
>Triple Kick
>Chest
>Gliscor
>Fury Attack
>Hair
>Kirlia
>Beat Up
>Ear Lobe
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>Charizard
>Sand Tomb
>Index finger
>Milotic
>Dragon Ascent
>chest
>Talonflame
>Glare
>Nostril
...do I have a nose hair sticking out?
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>Jigglypuff
>Defend Order
>Eyelid
It's gonna get bees all over its eyelid? Gross.
>Gothitelle
>Flatter
>Mouth
ummm...
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>Ursaring
>Signal Beam
>Hip
>Sylveon
>Bone Rush
>Bottom
>Gigalith
>Rock Climb
>Upper arm
Rip arm
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>ivysaur
>nuzzle
>breast
>Haxorus
>psywave
>abdomen
rip digestive tract
>venusaur
>eyelashes
>refresh
ok
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>Zorua
>Rest
>Thigh
Awww
>Typhlosion
>Pay Day
>Teeth
>Rayquaza
>Judgement
>Groin
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>Dragalge
>Infestation
>Toes
>Mew
>Crabhammer
>Arm
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>Scizor
>Crush Claws
>Testes
FUCK
>>26079883
>Camerupt
>Sonic Boom
>Collar Bone
>Gastrodon
>Slack off
>Tongue
I want off this ride
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>Hoopa
>Growth
>Groin
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>diancie
>draco meteor
>nipple
Fug.
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>Celebi
>Reflect
>Nipple
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>Swampert
>Gunk Shot
>Mouth
l-lewd
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>defog
>nostril
wot
>nidorino
>horn attack
>chin
Ow my chin
>Miltank
>Rollout
>Neck
IT KNOWS
>Gallade
>Mud shot
>bottom
B-but I'm no Gardevoir
>Flygon
>Draining kiss
>lips
Oh, well this is quite lewd
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:3c
>sylveon
>electric terrain
>fingernail
I think I'll be alright.
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>goodra
>punishment
>upper arm
OW
WHAT DID I DO
>Fennekin
>Nuzzle
>Cheek
daww
(Used RNG for pokemon)
Skrelp Used Rock Climb on my Hip.
Rationalization 1:
I am become Grandpa, destroyer of hips.
Rationalization 2: Skrelp wanted to be carried. D'aaww...
