With all of these leak threads, let's have a greentext story thread, I'll start.
>Be me
>Crashing on my sister's place
>We hang out and play Pokemon together
>She's really timid, but pretty alright.
>She has no PC, but she has laptop.
>ask if I can use it, she says yes.
>use it to go on 4chan, and other sites.
>wanted to use pic related as a reaction
>downloaded it, didn't pay much attention to where it downloaded it.
>eventually find out it downloaded into one of her folders.
>the folder it's in is called "Pokemon Porn"
>don't want to look up pic related, so i decide to risk it.
>Thankfully, no fetish shit, but holy fuck, the amount she had.
>She had about 40-50 pic of every single final stage reptilian and dragon Pokemon
>all the fucking way from Venusaur to Noivern.
>her favorites, Feraligatr, Tyranitar, Latios, Aggron, Rampardos, Serperior, Heilolisk, and Noivern had up to 70-100 images
>Finally find the pic related at the bottom.
>Post the image on 4chan and never touch that laptop for the rest of the time there.
Despite being fake I had a good chuckle.
>>26077354
>not drag-and-dropping your pic directly to desktop
Ya dun goofed.
>Be me, about 8 or so
>Have cousins over for the day
>One of them is this shitty kid who always want so play my vidaya
>Will complain like a little bitch to my mum and make me switch whatever game I'm playing to suit his needs
>For whatever reason my mother allows him to do this
>Playing Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on my gamecube
>He doesn't like it, wants to play Pokemon Stadium 2
>Fine you little prick
>He knows fuck all about Pokemon anyway, so I destroy him
>He starts complaining, says it isn't fair
>Suggest we play by challenge cup rules
In Challenge Cup, you're given a team of 6 random Pokemon, you battle 3v3 using any 3 of the 6 you recieve
>He gets a bunch of good 'Mon
>I get shitters
>Oh well, at least I know the type chart
>Proceed to battle him at a disadvantage, we both get down to our last Pokemon
>Nidoqueens both of us
>His Nidoqueens only attacking move is electric (I think it was thunderbolt or something)
>Mine has a bunch of moves to attack him with, whittle him down slowly and break him
>Mfw he complains to my mother and claims that I'm cheating
>Mfw after explaining the situation she understands (for once) and takes my side and suggests we play something
>Mfw he doesn't want to play vidaya anymore and I can go back to playing what I want to play
>>26077692
wants to*
not want so
>>26077354
Lel
>>26077354
exact same thing happened to me
my sister's got a folder full of shota porn she downloaded from here
>>26077354
Same thing happened to me with my cousin.
It happens. We all have that secret stash, anon.
>be me, a kid in 3rd grade playing gen 3 with other kids
>2nd grader trades me his level 70+ Tentacruel for some reason
>I have his Tentacruel on my game
>fast forward like a week
>he wants it back
>kid did something to piss me off
>don't give it back
>I know Diamond and Pearl will come out with Wi-Fi trades
>Threaten to send it over WiFi to Japan
>he starts angry crying
>I move away, still have his Pokemon
>post it up on GTS for something
>it gets traded
>Japanese Pokémon comes out of GTS
>mfw I am pure evil
>>26078936
It's weird now that I think about it, but yeah who doesn't have something scandalous on their computer.
How do you effectively hide your stash without (obviously) not lending your pc to other people?
>Me and friend are waiting in airport terminal for flight to the Nassau in the Bahamas to go on vacation
>he and I are playing OR/AS on our 3ds' while waiting for our flight
>group of girls keeps looking over at us, I brush it off as they probably thought we had turbo-autism
>one of the girls, a 7/10 English girl ends up being in the row ahead of us, turns around and asks if we're playing Pokemon
>I say yes, we start talking about Pokemon and how she wants to buy a 3ds, show her some of my favorite pokes (my level 100 shiny altaria from my original ruby is my fav)
>we realize we're staying at the same hotel
>English girl and I have a few drinks at the Señor frogs in Nassau, start drunkenly making out
>somehow end up back at her hotel room
>have awkward drunk sex with her that couldn't have lasted more than 9 and a half minutes total
>after we're done she gets in the shower and I take that as my cue to leave
>halfway to walking back to my room I feel that my 3ds isn't in my pocket and that I must have forgotten it in her room and all my favorite pokes are on my Omega Ruby
>tell my friend what happened and we devise a plot
>we were going to wait for room service to come clean her room, say we forgot something and I'd just grab it
>this seemed like a better idea than just knocking on her door and asking for it back
>next day rolls around, housecleaning is making their way to her room and I'm about to strike
>girl comes up to me "hey anon you forgot this in my room"
>walks away but keeps turning back to glance at me, not sure if she wants round 2 or what
>tfw
Say what you will, but word for word this is the truth... Really it is
>>26080335
Either a memory card or a zip folder with password.
>>26081943
Sure anon, we believe you.
>>26080335
In my Documents folder (which contains PLENTY of subfolders) I have a folder called "Firmware".
In this folder I have rubbish data files and a hidden (view>hidden) folder that contains my stash
>>26082166
And now I know where your stash is.
Nice going faggola.
>>26081943
>>26082173
FuckI hope you like May, Dawn, Whitney, Bianca and Cynthia.
>>26082198
Doin' what?
>>26082214Themselves and each other
>>26077354
>>26077692
>>26079304
>be me
Fucking STOP.
I know this shitty fucking reddit meme has been going on for years but it's still fucking stupid. "Be me" is completely redundant, it's just pointless padding, which defeats the entire fucking purpose of a POINT FORM story. It's on the same level as typing out "x.jpg" on a fucking imageboard.
Fucking reddit kids have been ruining greentext stories for too long. Stop it.
>>26082222
wow! great comment there *gives you an upboat*
frontpage of /r/4chan here i come!!!
>>26082222
yo shut the FUCK up
>>26082222
>fucking stop
>uses pepe
>>26082222
le bebe frog XDDXDXSDXD
>>26082222
What are you going to do about it, nigger?
>>26082222
>be me... Is triggering?
>>26082229
>>26082236
>>26082251
>>26082256
>>26082261
>>26082286
Nice deflection.
Hopefully now you'll stop making your stories a fucking chore to read through.
>>26082317
>be me
>replying to this anon on /vp/
>>26082317
>be me
>go to greentext thread for fun times away from leak bullcrap
>see this faggot
>is a nigger
>is preventing fun times by posting frogs and shit
Leave
>>26082317
>be me
>didnt even make a story
>be me
>be giving you a (You)
>>26082317
>be me
>just want to piss this fag
>>26080335
Fuck hiding shit. I just have a folder that says "there's dicks ahead" and let people make their own decisions.
>>26082383
Wouldn't that be extremely painful for your urethra?
>earlier today
>go to gamestop
>notice pokken demo on wii u
>there's some little kid playing it, he's like 2 or 3
>really wanna try it since i'm a poorfag that doesn't have a wii u
>end up buying dragon age inquisition for ps3
>make purchase
>kid's still there
>decide to wait for a while to see if he leaves
>he never does
>he keeps "playing" the demo for like 10 minutes (by playing I mean pressing random buttons)
>I wanna ask him for a turn but I don't know how to talk to little kids
>he turns around and stares at me
>maybe he's gonna give it up
>he goes right back to playing
>realize i've been staring at this kid play pokken for 10 minutes
>feel like a creep
>once again, too awkward to ask for a turn
>I leave gamestop in shame
>realize that this is what my life's come too
>at least da:i's pretty good
>>26082440
you're a big guy
>>26082490
Or you could just wait in the store and quickly glance at the demo stand from time to time. No need to be a creep about it.
>>26082509
i had already made my purchase so it would look weird looking around the store more...
>>26082496
For OU
>>26082490
>Doesn't have a Wii U
>Has a PS3
>Poorfag
>>26082519
No it wouldn't!
Just because you think you are awkward doesn't mean you're actually awkward. I have to wait for snot nosed kids to finish as well but I don't wait in line or anything.
>>26082222
>these wasted quads
also are you really that triggered? its two words
>>26077379
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
