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Come the fuck on, Ash even looks like Oak. Why won't they
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Come the fuck on, Ash even looks like Oak.

Why won't they just admit Oak is the father?
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>>26037086
because he isnt
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Because then Ash would be Gary's uncle.
And that would be weird, because they kissed in that one episode.
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YOU JUST KNOW
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>>26037154
Godammn Gary is a fucking manlet
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>>26037295
Shocking how a 10 year old is pretty short.
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>>26037311
>10 year old

Dude he's maybe like 25 at this point, that pallet town baptism water must be powerful stuff
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>>26037356
The town's plumbing is full of mineral water.
Unfortunately, that mineral is Everstone.
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I remember there being a theory that giovanni is Ash's dad.
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>>26037356
>>26037483
Not even a year has passed.
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>>26037494
Nonsense, Giovanni's kid has red hair.
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Ash's/Red's father is Lance
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>>26037154
That wouldn't be too out of the question in such a rural town.

Ash and Gary could be cousins.
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>>26037504
Different mothers?
I wouldnt put it past the head of a criminal organization to be fucking around all over the place
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>>26037494
But wouldn't that make Ash and Gary brothers?
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>>26037500
This is so weird
There have been around 1,000 episodes of Pokemon.
For Ash to still be ten, we'd have to assume that like three episodes of the story are all happening within a day. Every day.
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>>26037621
Bart should be Homer's age by now
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>>26037086
Professor Oak is at least to close to the 60 years old.

It's impossible for Him to be Ash Ketchum biology father...
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>>26037885
...A male retains the ability to get someone pregnant until the day he dies.
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>>26037885
You have to be 18 to post on this site, little guy.
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>>26037901
>not coming back as a rape skeleton and impregnating all sorts of victims
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>>26037986
>rape skeleton
>not rape ghost
>not the grim raper
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>>26037997
>>not the grim raper
>not the grim rapist
>not the grapist
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>>26037086

>ash looks like oak

It's fucking anime, they all look the same
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>>26037086
Because that mean Ash wouldn't be an only child because of Gary's existence. It would solve the mystery of the unknown father, but we would have an unknown sibling to worry about.
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>>26037940
Professor Oak is not Ash Ketchum biology father.
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>>26037901
1. Professor Oak have no interest in Ash Ketchum Mother.


2. It's, impossible for Professor Oak since. Ash Ketchum biology father is on His own Pokémon quest as well.
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>>26038117
br? br? huehuehue
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>>26038048
Gary's father.
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>>26038137
conjecture of Delia Ketchum Husband is purely fanon, as the only mention of such a man in canon is how long it took him to get to Viridian City, and that he is supposedly a great Trainer. Everything else is purely Speculation.
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>>26038169
>that he is supposedly a great Trainer
That's also fanon anon.
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>>26038184
during an interview with a storyboard artist for the Anime series, the artist stated that Ash's father is a man, who is on his own Pokémon journey as a supposedly great Pokémon Trainer.
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>>26037138
what the fuck are you talking about
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>>26037086
Can't women and men just be friends? This is ridiculous.
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His father is Brock
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>>26038311
brock is like 17 fuckler
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>>26038328
he is 30 years old
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>>26038343
Thats brock's father, sperglord
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>>26038343
From wikipedia
"Brock is the tallest of main characters, and the closest to looking like an adult. Next to actual adult characters, however, it is clear that he is still a teenager."
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>>26037504
Does that mean Giovanni's kid is _red_?
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>oh no I missed the shot
>there's plenty more where that came from
Greatest line in Pokémon inmho
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>>26037504
HGSS retcon aside, consider this: we hear that Giovanni's kid has red hair from random grunt who probably hadn't even meet him in person; what if this grunt just misinterpreted what he heard from someone else, say, that Giovanni's kid is Red?
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>>26038912
>That picture

AHHHHH WHERE IS MY DPPt REMAKE
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Ash was born from the seed of arceus
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Wasn't there a theory about Ash's dad being that dude with a Chicorita on his shoulder from that one special?
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>>26038309
sure if you are a faggot
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some one name my slowpoke
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>>26038958
>chicorita
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>>26038912
still the best redesign
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>>26038946
PLSSS Fuck no
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>>26038117
>1. Professor Oak have no interest in Ash Ketchum Mother

Even if Oak isn't Ash's dad they are fucking
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Oak and Ash's mom are always together
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>>26038275
It's not that strange. I have an uncle younger than me because my great aunt didn't have a kid until she was in her late 40s.
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>>26038912
Isn't it confirmed in the Serebii sidequest that Giovanni's son is Silver?
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>>26037086
Holy shit, that would make Ash and Gary brothers! That's insane!
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So if Ash is of Oak stock, why is Ash so dumb?
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>>26039388
He got his mom's intelligence

Keep in mind this is a woman who confused her son with a Mr Mime
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>>26039188
>>26039388
>the same shirt

Oak is pretty swag for an old guy
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>>26039228
no god damn it, he said gary and ash kissed
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>>26037086

I definitely subscribe to this theory. Oak has always seemed particularly invested in Ash's success, even more than his own grandson's, and he sure does spend a lot of time with Delia. And it certainly makes sense that Oak would have to hide the fact that he had an out-of-wedlock child with a local unemployed housewife, in order to protect his reputation within the academic community.
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>>26039444

Sounds good, too bad we will never know the truth
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Ash has black hair, so the father must have black hair.
Professor Oak's hair was brown before it went grey, so I don't think he can be the father.
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>>26039495

Dude on the right has the most intense eyebrows.
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>>26039563
He's supposed to look like Entei
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Why is Ash's mom so hot?
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>>26039495

>Ash's mom was a Lass trainer
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>>26039613
because she in love
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>>26039613
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>>26037086
Oak is the father but he's playing up an Eric Cartman scenario with Delia to keep her in the dark.

He doesn't want to have to deal with Ash calling him dad and shit
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>>26037086
>implying all Asians look alike

Racist.
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>>26039563
Is he supposed to be Ash's father?
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>>26040167

Nah, his hair is too light

Ash's dad is out there somewhere in Kanto
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>>26040167
No, that's Molly's dad from the third movie
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>>26039616
Nope, she doesn't wear miniskirt
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>>26037154
Why is Gary so short

Surely he isn't still 10

What
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>>26040772
ash is still 10, why wouldn't gary be?
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>>26040796
Because he is a normal person.
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>>26040802
no one else has aged either
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>>26040796
Because Gary isn't "The One" (TM)
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