Oh no! The furry you just got into an internet argument with has challenged you to a Pokemon battle!
Will you win and defend your honor? or lose and be humiliated for the rest of time?
0,1,or 2 sends out our first 'mon!
rattata
Bulbasaur
lucario
>>26037045
>Run
Braixen
>>26037050
Winrar
>>26037045
mew with crabhammer
>>26037050
you send out your trusty bulbasaur, Weedling to battle!
Your opponent, xXx_Yiffyrabbit69_xXx sends out his Gliscor!
what move will you use to fend off this foe?If anyone wants to rename this bulbasaur, i'm down with that, first reply gets it
>>26037050
Wirar!
>>26037111
Bulby
>>26037111
dicks
>>26037111
Rename Bulbasur to buttlicker.
>>26037111
HP Ice
forgot to mention, 3,4,5 picks the move
>>26037125
winrar before i even finished typing
>>26037111
Use razor leaf.
We find out the implicit purpose behind his lead as he uses sneaky pebbles!
>>26037111
>Trips
>>26037155
>Dubs
This is nice thread.
>>26037155
THROW A POKEBALL!
Bulby attacks!
>>26037167
Use sucker punch, on the furry!
Despite the overwhelming weakness to Bulby's attack, The enemy gliscor still lives!
6,7,8 picks our next move!
>>26037167
Bulby a qt
How much dommage does it do?
>>26037196
Hp again
>>26037196
Growl
>>26037196
VINE WHIP DAT BITCH!
>>26037196
Knock Off!
Oh no! It looks like his gliscor has begun to heal!
>>26037196
john cena comes in and a double battle begins
>>26037225
pray 4 crit
>>26037225
Hppp agaaaaain
switch to a poison type in anticipation of fling memes
The Enemy gliscor attacked!
>>26037242
>running AA
>>26037239
are you a retard
>>26037242
HP again, fuck it.
And bulby is able to hang on!
Looks like his gliscor isn't all too offensive!
>>26037206
Bulby attacks!
And barely does any damage!
>>26037281
Gliscor goes for the scumbag substitute
>>26037281
Switch in our Cloyster for dat ice shard/spear action
Gliscor goes in for the kill!
But bulby's wild card item saves him from certain doom!
also gliscor's poison heal healed him
9,0,1 selects our next move!
>>26037314
Swap out Bulbasar for Crawdaunt.
>>26037314
forgot the pic because i'm a massive faggot
>>26037321
>Focus Band
Our trainer is shit. Just forfeit.
>>26037319
Didn't this win?
>>26037319
Unfortunately, the enemy has outpredicted us, As he had gliscor roost while we were switching!
2,3,4 selects what we do!Open to nicknames
>>26037400
Ice Beam!
>>26037400
Guillotine
>>26037400
Use ice beam
Name him Crawy
>>26037410
Reroll
>>26037408
reroll
>>26037406
Reroll
>>26037400
Use Beast Eye from SMT.
>>26037400
Mr kracks
use withdraw
Crawy is able to outspeed and goes for the kill!
Helping Hand
>>26037450
And the gliscor is taken down!
are we picking his next mon or are we waiting on op to post it
Yiffybunny has sent out his lucario!
5,6,7 decides what we do next!
>>26037498
sac bulby
or
switch to landorus
your choice
>>26037507
landorus-t to be specific
>>26037498
Brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr that faggot
>>26037507
We send out lando to sponge the hit!
And does it quite well!
8,9,0 decides next moveLandorus-T open for nicknames
>>26037565
reroll
>>26037589
Set up invisible rocksCancerous-T
>>26037589
Bring on another Chinese Earthquake!
>>26037589
EXPLOSION!
>>26037596
reroll both of these
Expecting an earthquake, your opponent switched out for his salamence!
1,2,3 decides next move
Switch into Diancie
>>26037653
Rock Slide
>>26037666
Does this count, cause I wanna see Satancie.
>>26037672
Can't nigga, we scarfed. reroll for >>26037666
>>26037666
This
>>26037686
But satan trips man.
>>26037666
Satanic trips override everything
Predicting your switch, he orders his Salamence to dance!
4,5,6 decides next moveNicknames openMega or tank?
>>26037712
Satancie, in honor of satan trips.
>>26037712
Mega Evolve, then Rock Slide.
>>26037712
Mega then rock slide.
Unfortunately, Satancie proved to be too slow, and took a +1 iron tail to the face
7,8,9 decides our next move!
score is: 5-5
Go Pikachu
>>26037784
back to cancer genie
>>26037787
You send out your pikachu, with a smile on your face
for this is no ordinary pikachu
He has scaled mountains, defeated giants, and once beat chuck norris in a game of Chinese checkers...
HE IS...
THE CHOSEN ONE!
which means he gets to hold a light ball, and is shinyNicknames open
>>26037837
Edgechu
>>26037837
HP ice
>>26037837
0,1,2 decides the next move
>>26037841
pre-typed winnar
since OP cucked us out of being able to use pikachu belle i guess HP ice or twave
You know in your heart that Edgechu will not survive a hit, but suddenly, almost as if god himself smiled upon you this day. Salamence used iron tail.
And it missed.
Shortly after, a couple of messages popped up in the chatroom
"Shit i misclicked"
Followed by
"God fucking dammit, of course this happens"
>>26037879
Rip mence
>>26037879
Respond with the most well thought out, detailed of all detailed repliesjust kidding, spam Kek in the chatbox over and over.
>>26037879
All of showderp erupt in chat with "nice miss"
Salamence was destroyed.
And your opponent got very salty in the chat.
>>26037908
And you did spam, and it was fun.
That's all for tonight folks! I have to go to sleep tonight, But I will be back tomorrow morning!
Nighty night /vp/!
>>26037930
wrong pic, of course I end with faggotry
For realzies, good night /vp/!
bunp
I'm back!
Your opponent sends out his bisharp!
3,4,5 decides our next move
>>26039714
USE DIG
>>26037225
you don't heal from toxic and activate toxic orb on the same turn, idiot
>>26039714
Volt tackle
>>26039744
Pikachu digs a hole to attack!
But doesn't secure a kill!
oh no, the enemy bisharp used swords dance!
6,7,8 decides next move
>>26039822
Brick Break to finish him
>>26039822
Twave it
>>26039822
T-wave
>>26039865
Reroll
>>26039867
You've managed to outpredict him, as he went for sucker punch!
9,0,1 decides next move
>>26039887
brick break
>>26039887
d-d-d-double team
>>26039889
Edgechu's incredible luck had bisharp fully paralyzed when he tried to sucker punch again!
A single brick break brings down this foe
and your enemy got salty in the chat
Switch into our choice spec'd contrary leaf storm serperior
>>26039927
this
Your opponent sends out his Gardevoir!
2,3,4 decides next move
Switch out to female Gardevoir and wait for the furry to time out while masturbating
>>26039971
Iron tail
>>26039973
>implying furfags fap to straight porn
Iron tail
>>26039981
both gardevoirs are female so it's okay
>>26039973
You switch in your specs female gardevoir, hoping that your foe will time out masturbating
Unfortunately, he doesn't and types in chat "I'm gay lol"
5,6,7 decides next moveNicknames for gardevoir are open
Shadow ball because ghost is a goof offensive type
>>26040031
Shadow Ball
Also requesting anthro b8 for nickname
>>26040036
You opt for shadow ball, ghost being a goof offensive type, this gambit pays off.
>>26040061
Wrong pic again
>Inb4 opponents sends out a normal type
Now, we finally switch in to choice specs serperior, but if item clause is active, then metronome.
We need more threads like this
Your opponent sends out his lucario from before!
8,9,0 decides what to do
>>26040109
Sent out edgechu
Just send out our lord and saviour brave bird already!
>>26040109
Switch back to Crawdaunt
>>26040118
Edgechu gets sent in
And his miraculous luck allows him to evade another iron tail!
And your opponent gets salty in the chat.
1,2,3 decides what we do
>>26040169
VOLT TACKLE
Go for the Volt Tackle!
>>26040169
Edgechu, use Dig!
>>26040169
VOLT TACKLE!
>>26040169
Thunderwave
>>26040191
You hot fuck
>>26040191
Unfortunately, The foe's lucario got an extremespeed off
4,5,6 decides who we send out next:
We have:
Bulby the bulbasaur - Almost dead
Crawy the Crawdaunt - Not dead yet
Cancerous-T the Landorus-T - Not very dead
and Anthro b8 the Gardevoir - Not very deadJust realized i forgot my trip for the last 8 posts i made
Landorus t
>>26040208
CRITS REEEEEEEE
>landorous
>>26040208
Release the Kraken! I mean, Crawy!
>>26040208
Anthro B8
>>26040208
Landorus
SEND IN OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR BRAVE BIRD!
>>26040224
Crawy gets sent in!
7,8,9 decides our next move
Crabhammer
>>26040208
Beheeyem.
Or bird of all crits.
>>26040245
Earthquake
>>26040245
Superpower
Crabhammer
>>26040245
scald
Wait. Didn't we have a mega diance in our team?
>inb4 Close Combat
Aqua Jet!
>>26040276
ded
>>26040276
It died
>>26037784
>>26040284
>>26040290
I see. I thought this was a different battle.
>>26040245
Sadly, Crawy was just too slow
0,1,2 decides who we send in
we have:
Bulby the bulbasaur - Almost dead
Cancerous-T the Landorus-T - Not very dead
and Anthro b8 the Gardevoir - Not very dead
>>26040320
Cancerous-T!
Bulba
SEND IN BRAVE BIRD! HE'S THE ONE WHO CAN SAVE US!
>>26040331
WE DON'T HAVE ANY BIRDS OUR TEAM WAS BULBASAUR CRAWDAUNT EDGECHU LANDORUS-T DIANCIE AND ANTHRO B8!
>>26040320
Xancerous
>>26040320
send the b8 to distract the furfag!
>>26040330
You send out bulby and he gets 'rocked
3,4,5 decides who we send out next:
Cancerous-T or Anthro b8
>>26040355
Worst team, everyone knows Brave Bird is the only Pokemon you need
>>26040390
just send anthro b8
>>26040390
Anthro b8
>>26040390
Bring the Cancer back
Cancer t
>>26040403
Cancerous-T is back in the game!
6,7,8 decides what move we use
Eq her ass to oblivion
>>26040442
SLAP HIM WITH A CHINESE EARTHQUAKE
>>26040448
Lucario used extremespeed!
and barely did a thing!
>>26037111
>xXx_Yiffyrabbit69_xXx
>wearing a dog costume
>>26040460
Shit! It's happening
>>26040461
It's supposed to be rabbit ears and a poofy rabbit tail
>>26040448
EARTHQUAKE MOTHERFUCKER
>>26040485
What now ? He still has one left.
Yiffyrabbit has sent out his final pokemon
>>26040560
>Inb4 mega
>>26040560
i don't know why i didn't expect it
>>26040567
Sorry man
thanks for doing this thread
MEGA EVOLUTION TIME!
9,0,1 decides our next move
>>26040621
No problem
>>26040636
you're still scarfed right?
>>26040636
another eq why not
>>26040636
scarfed eq
Take the fake out like a champ, then eq on next turn
>>26040636
switch out for intimib8s
>>26040666
Satan has spoken
Fake out...
Cancerous-T goes for the kill!
Oh no...
>>26040769
Bunny couldn't be faster than scarf cancer. Could it?
Spam "mad cuz bad" in chat
Oh no
oh no
oh no
>>26040809
welp, we suckin furry dick tonight
Health going down
>>26040825
And down...
Use tackle
>>26040834
OP THE SUSPENSE, STOP
>>26040834
aaaand down.
>>26040842
NONONONO DON'T LOSE
>>26040842
Tackle!!!
oh my god.
YES
YEEEEES
>>26040842
inb4 we faint
Terminal cancer pls
>>26040861
EARTHQUAKE THAT S.O.B. TO HELL
NOW IS THE TIME
>>26040861
tfw 1 hp left
mfw no face
It's time.
>>26040861
Inb4 Quick Attack
>>26040889
>Inb4 yiffurry64 does an hero
>>26040889
Could Gardy beat it ?
>>26040889
Let's start a new battle
Furfag: I demand a rematch you faggot!
Furfag sent out zorua
Trainer sent out samurott
We did it!
>>26040908
You are not op.
>>26040921
WHAT DOES THAT FURFAG SAY NOW
>>26040921
Bg no re
>>26040924
This
>>26040954
Then he fuck cancer t
>>26040962
this
Woah! What's this? A map? A message? A sequel hook? You'll find out next time on: Battlequest!
>>26041086
Are we changing team op? It would be sad if we got rid of edgechu.
>>26041105
we should at least swap out a shitmon or two
This has been a glorioud thread
>>26041137
bulby was an interesting lead
