>grass being master race two gens in a row
Welp.
>>26035636
>chestnaught
pretty weak b8 m8
>>26035636
>implying an owl is a grass starter
>>26035636
Grass was ONLY master race with Sceptile and Surperior.
MEW CAN LEARN CRABHAMMER
>>26035636
>shitnaught
>master race
>two gens in a row
>Gen III, IV, V, VI, and probably VII
>>26035664
It is.
>>26035671
True.
>>26035673
Why would you want it to though? Why not Fissure?
>>26035699
You know you have to be at least 18 to post here, right? You also know that shitposting is a violation of GR3, right?
>>26035636
That's assuming we know what the starters are, which we dont. But hey I guess if you like being gullible, then we do.
>>26035671
>not including venusaur and torterra
God damn thats some shit taste
>>26035676
WE WAS FROGZ N SHIET
>>26036081
>venusaur
You're either not a straight male or a hipster contrarian.
That owl is ugly! UGLY!
>>26035636
>check bulbasaur, chikorita, treecko, turtwig, snivy and chespin
>then look once again at this shitty owl
please...
>>26035681
Torterra and Chesnaught are garbage.
finn the owl is a bro
>>26035636
>Kanto
all three are equally good
>Johto
Meganium is lackluster, but all 3 are raisable, Feraligatr being the best
>Hoenn
all 3 are perfect, Swampert probably being the """worst"""
>Sinnoh
Torterra is goat, Empoleon is alright, Infernape is more towards the shit side, but not TERRIBLE
>Unova
cancer (Serperior is AITE)
>Kalos
Greninja is great, Chesnaught is alright/mediocre, Delphox is cancer
How the fuck is that fucking piece of shit even a fucking owl it doesn't even have a discernible beak it just has a triangular line flap over a mouth I fucking cringe every time I see this abomination
Fuck you owlfag trolls for forcing this shit. You legit just want this thing to be real just to ruin everyone else's expectations
I really hate these giant eyes. The part of the eye exposed in the socket is a fraction of the size of the entire ball. One eyeball of this owl would be bigger than its entire head.
>>26038187
I can be 99% in agreement with another poster on /vp/ but it always seems to be Delphox that pushes me from thinking "Your opinion is pretty cool" to "you have the worst taste ever."
This thing is starting to grow on me. Or is it because everyone keeps posting it for some reason?
>>26038257
Delphox is fucking cancer, sorry m8. Nice opinions otherwise, I guess.
I mean, people flipped out over Renamon back in the day. Renamon, in its official works, is barely sexualized at all. But fucking Delphox, it's a feminine humanoid fox in a fucking dress.
Unacceptable. That's bringing Pokemon down to fucking MLP tier.
>>26038266
Hags are typically female. Mages are typically scrawny.
>>26038266
>anon in charge of knowing what Witches are
>>26038247
>>26038252
Good it's fake then.
>>26038257
How's that shit taste, mate?
Delphox's head is unproportional and the FUR dress derails it: the witch/mage robe could have been perfectly executed like in Mismagius' design.
Also it looks like shit in-game, not to mention it's bad competitively, so Delphox doesn't really have any redeemable qualities.
>>26038273
>>26038277
>implying implying etc. etc.
Who fucking cares if the design is shit?
>>26038317
Nice opinion. Now check my singles, nerd.
>>26038320
>opinion
Kill yourself.
>>26038315
>Disproportionate head
Does not a bad pokemon make. There are plenty of mons with disproportionate limbs/features
>Bad model
That's a dice roll for all pokemon. Archeops has a bad model but its design is arguably still good.
>Bad competitively
Again, a dice roll. Gamefreak does it on purpose, you either get something good or bad. It's not my fault they give Chesnaught Bulletproof and Greninja Protean while Delphox gets Magician. It's RU anyway. And a supermajority of non-legendary pokemon are shit competitively if we're using Delphox as a basis for "competitively shit".
>>26038340
Stay mad
>>26038344
>Lucario mouth
insta-trash
>>26038345
Couldn't be happier.
I've been away from /vp/ for a month, did the owlfag finally give it up?
>>26038273
Why did they have to make it a witch and not a wizard? Why did they have to make it a humanoid fox?
Should have made it a wizard and made it a salamander or owl or something for Christ sake. This furshit is cancer and no excuse.
>>26038364
This. Should have made it an animal not feverishly lusted over by bronies i.e. furries.
>>26038364
>>26038368
There's literally nothing wrong with wanting to fuck humanoid animals.
>>26038387 (You)
so is that thing legit?
did gen 7 starters get leaked?
>>26038414
New trade marked names. Though remember we can only assume so much from them.
>>26036097
Venusaur is the best grass starter in that its the only pocket monster that actually looks like a monster.
>>26038187
>Serperior is AITE
Or it would be if it learned literally any moves. Its actually the worst in terms of moveset
>>26036097
I always picked Squirtle, but Venusaur is definitely more interesting to look at than the bland Charizard and Blastoise.
>>26038603
wow....
>>26036097
Venusaur is badass looking though. He has a type advantage over all the other grass starters and could sludgebomb them all. except maybe torterra.
>>26035681
>shitperior
>shitnaught
>>26038247
>trolls
It's one guy.
>>26038266
>dress
>sexualized
the fuck are you on about anon
>>26035636
>grass being master race two gens in a row
Are you talking about Gen 4 and 5?
>>26038187
You sir are correct
Except I like Swampert more than sceptile but just because I like Water/Ground types
>>26035651
>>26035676
>Not liking Chesnaught
Holy shit you got all wrong.
>>26036097
I use venusaur on my competitive team, I would feel wrong if I used any other starter on a team.
>>26035636
>implying it's real
And if it is real,
>implying a 4x weakness to Ice is anything to write home about
>>26039470
>>26036088
kill yourself barashits
>>26035636
This design is terrible, even worse than chespin, o it's really, really bad.
>>26035671
They are best ones but i find Meganium and Torterra still better than other starters of their gens.
>>26039554
furryretard
>>26038364
It's a combination of witch (the real traditional hideous hag kind of witch, not the Mismagius Hocus Pocus kind of witch), and a mage.
Your question is like saying why couldn't Hawlucha be a Mexican instead of a luchador. It's both.
More than one element can be incorporated into a design.
>>26035636
Every grass starter but Venusaur was a mistake
>useless
>shilled
>x4 weakness to ice
>memes and vore
>barafags
