Let's say you somehow knocked up your Pokemon after days of hot steamy sex with it.
Would you take responsibility?
>>26031620
MODS
depends, are its IVs good?
>>26031624
>implying /vp/ has mods
>>26031245
>>26031620
Running away from your mistakes doesn't fix them. So yeah, I would.
>>26031626
depends, are YOUR IVs good?
>>26031650
i'm not sure
pointless 'what D&D stats do you have?' quizzes have ranked my int and dex high, so good spec atk and spd i guess.
Finally, a child of my own
I would push it down the stairs.
>>26031643
>mistakes
>>26031620
I'd take it for a Pokébortion™
>>26031620
If girl, does the human get pregnant?
>>26031790
Yes.
>>26031620
Yeah sure. I really wouldn't mind being a dad, even if my kid wasn't the same species as me.
>>26031620
I might as well, but it's something best kept a secret. Since the child will be the same species as its mother, that wouldn't be hard.
If for some bizarre reason it's a hybrid with human features instead, then I am really fucked.
>>26031620
I'm gay as fuck, but honestly I'd sooner raise a baby pokemon than a baby human.
From what I can tell, pokemon mature incredibly quickly, cutting out the biggest thing I hate about human babies.
For real though, is the offspring a pokemon or some kind of hybrid abomination?
Because that changes a lot. I might opt for an abortion if there's a chance of forcing something to live in ceaseless agony from its horrible birth defects.
I'd run from my problems.
>>26031620
>Hatch
>Release
>>26033806
It is unknown, if female Human beings can lay eggs.
>>26031620
>Would you take responsibility?
Yeah.
>>26031620
I'd sneak the egg into the local daycare.
>We found this egg laying next to your pokemon. We have no idea where it came from.
>>26031620
I would love to have Zorua babies with my waifu!
>>26034863
For all you know, your waifu might actually be a zorua or a zoroark.
>>26035105
But my waifu IS Zoroark.
>>26034863
>>26035168
You better be careful with these. One of them might disguise itself as your waifu one day.
>>26031620
>Would you take responsibility?
Yes by not being a degenerate in the first place.
>>26035213
>Have a Zorua boy with your Zoroark waifu
>Years later, he's just evolved and getting used to his illusion powers
>Come home from work to your waifu tending to your every need
>Flirting with you madly, trying to get into your pants
>Just as you give in, the illusion fades
>It was your son all along
WHAT WOULD YOU DO, /VP/?
>>26035213
I'll figure something out.Maybe I could just remember her scent.
>>26035259Rage uncontrollably.
>>26035213
>>26035259
>Surprise Incest Pokephilia
I find this combination amusing. Might be fun for writefagging.
>>26031620
Man, Mega Lucario looks so much better than the original. Fixed the stupid pants, stupid hook tail, stupid dildo dreads, and it looks all runic and mystical and shit like it's supposed to. Shape is also more detailed overall, and the red complements it nicely, looks more like a fighting type.
Shame it still doesn't look like steel, but at least it's no longer an eyesore.
>>26031620
Yes, and we would have a wonderful family!
>>26035496
zubat is for ______
>>26035259
I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS YOU LITTLE FAGGOT
>>26035496
>>26031620
>there are people who don't want to have an intimate relationship with a pokemon
>>26035259
Do you know how many of my pokemon have incest bred with their parents when I perfect IV breed?
Incest is fucking cannon. I'd say go for it.
>>26035659
>pokewaifu expects you to give the same kind of intimate love to your daughters
What do?
>>26035722
you give the same kind of intimate love to your daughters, that's what
>>26035517
>zubat is for ______
Loving tenderly
Nani?!?
>>26035357
seconding
writefaggerus, prease!
>>26031620
I would love to see a pregMewtwo
>>26037508
Do you want to see pictures of pregMewtwoor do you just want to impregnate one?
>>26037972
>Why not both.jpg
>>26036336
That's not a pokemon getting knocked up though.
>>26036336
How the fuck did it inherit the color of her hat?
>>26038959
How is babby formed?
>>26039116
Meme magic.
>>26031620
Totally. A Pokemon puppy would always be fun to breed.
But I would keep it a secret from everyone else. Pokephilia I guess is a career killer.
>>26031620
without a doubt yes
>>26031620
>>26031620
>mpreg
hot
>>26036336
cute
>>26031620
Somehow knock up milfnaught? Fuck yeah I'd take responsibility
>>26038959
It bears some of her traits though.
What if it's something like pic related?
>>26045515
I dont like this
Bumping this
>>26031668
Special Attack is Charisma...
/irrelevant opinion
>>26037972
Well to be honest, my head would probably be implode if I tried to impregnate her....
but fuck it, I'll do it anyways
>>26031620
>mods will leave this thread, phox friday, and other cancer up while deleting on-topic threads
mods are furries
>>26043993are you a grill
>>26043993
I wouldn't object to this dani onee-chan
>>26042840
Why isn't the Lucario smoking a cigarette? Missed opportunity...
