Post Pokémon you would eat and describe their flavor.
Pic related. I bet it tastes like gelatin with a hint of raspberry.
>>26028890
Flannery's spicy pussy
Like a taco with lots of hot sauce
>>26028890
You're lying.
>>26028897
I ain't lying!
I'd also like to eat this thing. Bet it feels like a big ass gummy bear.
Tastes like fried oysters, but you eat it like a lobster or crab.
I always wanted to try Slowpoketails, Tinymushrooms and Moomoomilk.
Ragecandybars as well but they ain't Pokémon so whatever.
>>26028890
i would slurp this fucker up without hesitation
he'd taste chilli and probably burn your throat as it slides down but god damn would it be satisfying
Hey, chicken tendies have to come from somewhere, yknow?
>>26028890
>>26030666
don't know if meme, but its just taiyaki
Magic
The roasted Espeon is served with asparagus and mashed potatoes, and presented in as attractive and tasteful a manner as such a dish could be. The meat is tender, but with a distinct texture, preventing an unwanted mushyness and giving my teeth something to properly sink in to as the juices exude from the tissue pouring over my tongue.
With each bite my senses are stirred as residual psychic energy within the Espeon’s tissue flows into my brain, and memories of the creature’s life drift into my thoughts like the scent of incense in a crowded room.
I see, feel the warm hand of the Espeon’s trainer gentling his ears, the soft green grass beneath his paws as he scampered about the park chasing Beautiflies, the rush of emotion and sensations the day he evolved, the titillating frenzy of joy and affection as he under the setting sun nestled lovingly the Sylveon he adored so passionately.
And the fear, the sadness, the regret, of all of this being taken from him, of being trapped in that slaughterhouse knowing he was going to die, of the knife sinking into his throat in that brief, agonizing moment before the light of his little life blew out for eternity.
I could taste it all, feel it all, that whole lifetime playing out across my imagination and my taste buds as the slain Espeon’s life nourished my own.
Best meal I had ever had. Well worth the thirty dollars.
Yelp Review: 5 Stars
>>26030693
nice pasta
>>26028890
Psych. Thats not technically a Pokemon
Casuals, all of you.
>>26030854
What would it taste like?
>>26028890
DO NOT EAT THE SQUISHY
>>26030854
I bet this thing pops open when roasted
>>26030854
durians are disgusting
>>26030980
Fite me IRL, faggot!
>>26030941
PUUUNYYY CHAAAN. KOCHI KOCHI, KOCHIO, PUNY CHAN.
>>26030925
A durian
>>26028890
PUNI-CHAN IS NOT FOR FOOD
Cherubi. on the other hand, looks so juicy and sweet
>>26031198
>eat cherubi's smaller part
>watch it cry and writhe in pain for a few minutes
>eat the remaining cherubi
>>26028890
>Veggie-flavored gummy snack
>>26028908
>Egg yolk
>this thread
>>26031346
>>26031346
or
>eat the big one
>the put the small one out of its misery
Pokemon are for snug and hug, not for food. GameFreak's Style Guide (as of BW) thing says to not show the food chain and I'm pretty sure they say people don't eat Pokemon.
Plus there's the fact that they'd kill your faggot ass if you tried.
Vanilla ice cream. Bet you didn't see that coming.
>>26032737
>GameFreak's Style Guide
Wasn't that a product manual though?
>>26033010
It'd taste more like 100% Ice.
>>26033010
It'd be more like tasting a huge clump of snow with hardened ice in the center, no thanks!
>>26033046
It was something about the canon for people who are making Pokemon-related products to use. Plus there's how Pokemon are probably close to unkillable by humans in the games:
>Nidoking swings its tail hard enough to topple a metal transmission pole
>"If its opponent flinches (from being hit by this truck-strength tail), it charges with its sturdy body"
>"If"
>>26028890
>Stealthy vorefag thread
>>26033147
Vorefags should be banned since porn is.
>>26033212
>>26033147
Not really. I mean I eat animals all the time so why not Pokémon?
>>26033212
>>26033147
>eating meat is vore
Why do I even use this sub? \VP\ is full of retards.
>>26034420
>fantasizing about eating sentient creatures isn't vore
wew lad
>>26034433
Let's play "Spot the Assmad Vegan."
Lo and behold, I have already won.
>>26034450
I'm not vegan or vegetarian. IRL animals aren't sentient but Pokemon are shown to be. It's equivalent to eating a human, not a cow.
>>26034499
>IRL animals aren't sentient
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=sentient+vs+sapient
>>26034522
It's kind of obvious that you know what I meant, since you linked that. Want to try something other than arguing over semantics?
>>26030833
Squish is a Pokemon but>>26028908
Isn't a pokemon
>>26034546
>HURR UR NAHT SPOSED 2 EET SENTEEINT BEENGS!
>But animals ARE sentient
>HURR LE DURR SEMENTIX LOLOL I YOOZED A FANCY WURD WIFFOUT NOWING WUT DAFUQ IT EVEN MEENS SO I WINZ TEH ARGYOOMINT!
kys
>>26034570
>liking vore this much
>still talking about a common mistake in word choice
This just proves that vorefags don't think about things, if they did they'd realize how impossible and impractical it would be to eat things that can kill them with minimal effort.
>>26034594
>>liking vore this much
>HURR EETIN ANEMULLZ IZ VOR
>This just proves that vorefags don't think about things, if they did they'd realize how impossible and impractical it would be to eat things that can kill them with minimal effort.
http://pokemon.wikia.com/wiki/SlowpokeTail
You were saying, you pseudo-intellectual fagmaster?
>>26034617
>Eating a part of a Pokemon that regrows rapidly and apparently doesn't cause enough pain for them to care
>using this as an example
Might as well have used Tropius's Pokedex entries on how people harvest its bananas bi-anually.
![Pokémon SE3 EP155 - Love, Totodile Style.avi_snapshot_14.25_[2016.03.03_08.56.47].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nA6FRmc.jpg "Pokémon SE3 EP155 - Love, Totodile Style.avi_snapshot_14.25_[2016.03.03_08.56.47].jpg")
Who is this pokemon?
>>26034628
Man, those goalposts are really moving along.
ITT: People whoare silly
I would eat a Crawdaunt 'cause I like dark crab meat
carlos.jpg
Woah what the fuck happened vto the thread? Do you retards seriously have to argue about every thread we have?
Who gives a shit if someone's into vore? This thread is about cooking and eating Pokémon, not swallowing them whole and jerking off to your swole abdomen.
>>26030980
>he hasn't eaten a durian
>>26031007
best girl
was happy Charmant-man appeared in Knuckleman Gaiden
I'd eat a Tepig. I'd imagine it'd be fire roasted already.
>>26037106
>oh these aren't homemade, they were made in a factory
>a BOMB factory
>they're BOMBS
>>26037128
>my face when you realize they were PIErates
>mfwihnf
