>you find a Magearna in this condition
what do?
>>26026208
rape it
>>26026208
poke center it?
>then rape it
>>26026208
Heal now :( I'd hug and bring her to Pokémon Center, god bless free healthcare
>>26026208
Fuck eye socket
>>26026239
>>26026241
Okay so realistically, what can a pokecenter do? It's a robot. Is it even alive in the first place?
>>26026263
Check your privilege, organic scum
>>26026263
It's a Pokemon. Do you think that a Pokecenter can't heal a Magnemite?
>>26026263
They can still heal a Magnemite or a Genesect
Reinstall Windows 98
>>26026208
Mod it with a fleshlight before reactivating it.
Then fuck it.
TRAIN IT! That rusty look is amazing on magearna
>>26026208
Throw a Pokéball at it.
>>26026208
stick it in bagina :DDD
>>26026208
>Epic_Mickey_Concept_Art.zip
steel type + basically a robot
robot + no feelings
so I could just be a dick and do nothing but I believe that that is a powerful pokemon so I guess I could try to clean it
>>26026813
I fucked up I meant to do ='s instead of +'s
>>26026813
but it's also a fairy which is like ultra feelings
Looks like an animatronic
>inb4 you find it in an abandoned amusement park
>>26026208
free money in the form of scrap metal, boy the junkyard is gonna love this
>>26026798
>>>[s4s]
Nothing a little cut and weld can't fix.
I needed a good weekend project.
Metal fab is the best hobby.
>>26026833
that game could have been so good
>>26026828
nah, fairy is more like ultra manipulative
combine that with steel types they give even less of a shit about you and would actively seek your harm if it benefitted them the most and would care on the surface if getting people to like it benefitted it the most
>>26026914
>>>>[s4s]
what did she mean by this
Nothing a little WD40 can't fix!
>>26026263
Yes, it's alive and they can heal it. On that note, don't talk to me or my Magearna ever again.
>>26026208
Take her home, ask if she's okay, and offer her a bowl of eggs.
>>26027723
then rape her?
>>26026208
Scrap it for
Steel x2
Circuitry x2
Nuclear Material x1
>>26026208
I really fucking hope that they go down the creepy route with this thing. It better not just be a kawaii toaster maid, I want psyche-destroying screeches.
lol where are her nipplels
Catch it
>>26026208
So, /vp/ optimally would do in this order:
- Cath it with pokeball
- Fuck eye socket
- Heal it at pokecenter
- Fuck it at its full potential
- Try to install mod with fleshlight
- Fuck it until you feel fully satisfied
- Sell it as scrap metal in the junkyard
>>26026208
>Catch it
As my team is full, she goes direct to the PC
>Go to Pokémon center's PC
>Move her to the correct box
>Forget about this Pokémon
>>26026263
For everyone saying a Pokécenter can heal it: I'm going to remind you that the movie trailer basically confirms that the real Magearna is just the core in the center of its torso. The rest of it's body is just a man-made machine being controlled by the core.
In other words, it's like expecting a vet to fix a plush animal because you've seen him fix real animals.
>>26031674
not quite, it would be more like if your pet was in a mech it pilots. after all the core is still a Pokemon.
>>26026949
It's Disney. It never could have been good.
>>26026208
Take her to Silph or Devon. Someone there has gotta know what to do.
>>26033683
Nigga they'll just use m
Magearna's lifeforce for infinite energy
>>26030198
Well it lacks facial expressions, so at least it can't go ^_^ or anything.
>>26026208
Throw a heal ball at it.
>>26035338
Well it can sort of emote through the eyes.
>>26026208
Fix it up. Drive it to work.
>>26026208
Tell it, "No, I don't have change, or a spare cigarette. Get a fucking job."
>>26026208
Oil up.
take her to my workshop and fix her, then let her cuddle and fug me
Repair it. I can figure it out.
>>26026208
Let is rust away, a robotic creature like that shouldn't be called a Pokemon anyway.
i would reach into the open eye socket and then rip her head off from the inside then fuck her corpse
>>26029230
This.
>>26039121
This.
someone name my slowpoke
>>26039144
name it /vp/ mods
>>26039150
done. glad i asked and didnt come up with my own that is genius
>>26029230
[A new mod is available at the workbench]
>>26039165
y-you too
Toss it in the incinerator
>>26039139
This
>>26031674
The man-made argument doesn't work either though, considering they can heal Porygons.
>>26039419
This
I would pee on it
>>26039990
This
>>26031674
>In other words
Wew I was ready for a retarded food analogy anon, thank you for not providing one.
>>26040795
This
>>26042644
This
>>26042672
The "This" trend going on here reminds me of my old days of bulletin boards, where people would keep quoting a chain of posts to make a huge quote pyramid, because we were 12 and that stuff was hilarious to us.
It's like that, but without the quote pyramid.
Which makes me wonder what the hell you guys are finding so amusing in this?! Is it just one guy who forgot to take his medication today, or are you lot really, outstandingly bored?
>>26044757
this
>>26045011
>this
>>26045025
>>this
>>26045032
>>>this
>>26046321
>>>>this
Paint on it
>>26046687
not this
>>26046704
that's a pretty shitty paint job.
>>26026208
Toss it into an incinerator.
>>26026208
save it as my sex doll.
Lick the rust out of her vagearna.
Run sandpaper over it
