>You planted grass?
>SOILED IT
>LAND CREATURES ARE BETTER THAN SEA CREATURES
>Hey, if we're underwater, how could there be a--
>Keep away from me precious little flower!
[spoons rattling]
>>26025546
At night
>>26025546
BRAVO ANON
>VICTORY SCREECH!
FIRMLY GRASP IT
>>26025518
Fuck you, I came here to post that
>And I love money-ay
Also
>Moneymoneymoneymoney!
>>26025761
Forgot my image. Goddammit.
>IT GOES TO YOUR THIGHS!
>HOOPLA!
>It’s not just any boulder……..it’s a ROCK!
>Old people are the greatest!
>I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.
Welcome to the salty splatoon how tough are ya?Machoke I have no image and I'm posting this from a chromebook
>If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to carelessness of a friend…. Then it would just be alright.
>>26025848
>Salty Splatoon
>“Who you callin’ pinhead?!”
Plan Z is working perfectly.;-;
>Barnacles! What could be worse than a giant paint bubble!?
>Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
>>26025486
>liking spongebob
Can you underage cretins scurry back to Facebook we already have enough of your sewage to go around
>>26025897
>I'm so cold that I can use my nose drippings as a pair of chopsticks!
>>26025952
Aw c'mon anon. SpongeBob quotes go perfectly with everything
>>26025908
I know!
>Two giant paint bubbles!
>>26025952
People born the same year Spongebob first started airing will be 18 years old by 2017.
>>26025983
Dang, Spongebob is getting old.
>>26025952
No.
>All that glitters, is not gold
My ice cream! It's alive!
>"Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs Mr. Krabs!"
>"What what what?"
>"Patrick Patrick Patrick!"
>"Yes yes yes?"
>"He said he said he said..."
>I'VE CAUGHT THE UGLY
>"It feels like somebody.... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!"
>"I was a wimp before anchor arms! Now I'm a jerk and everybody loves me!"
>UNHAND THAT PENNY
>ALIEN HUNTING! ALIEN HUNTING!!!
>I guess you're going to miss the... panty raid.
>posting redditbob
>>26026653
Underage b& please go and stay go
>>26025546
>>26026319
>>26026408
I think we should keep our voices down! We might start an avalanche!
>let's play a nice wholesome game of Eels and Escalators™.
>hello you've reached the house of unrecognized talent.
I wanted to use tentacruel so bad but didn't for obvious reasons.
>>26025973
made me giggle like an idiot
>Just ask my clones: SpongeTrons X, Y, and Z
>/his/ Spongebob quote thread is twice as long as this, but has no complaints over Spongebob being for babies
That's how you tell which board has more """mature""" tweens.
>>26026157
God damn it made me giggle for 10 minutes straight
50% sea, 50% weed
1% evil, 99% hot gas
Man, this thing is sandy!
MY LEG!
>"It has become increasingly obvious!"
>"I can deny it no longer!"
>"I am small."
FUTURE!
FUTURE!
FUTURE!
Not Lame!
>>26025486
>“EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION?! OH NO!”
Not even Squidward's house!
I can't even tell the bathrooms apart!
uh...that's an easy one Patrick...just wait for someone to come out and then you'll know
>>26028314
This is... advanced darkness!
>>26026157
goddamit you people
bee boo boo bop boo boo beep
>Patrick that's not a ride!
>See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”
