What is with the obsession for this Pokémon?
>>26022381
CUTE
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SEXY
>>26022381
It's female shaped and that gets peoples' boners in a twist.
>>26022381
Its easy to make/find porn of. That's literally the only reason
Because pokemon fans have never interacted with a woman
Hence why they obesses over a silly green alien lady thing
>>26022381
Besides Jynx it was the first truly feminine humanoid Pokémon and Game Freak was fully aware of this.
>>26022849
>what is Hitmonchan
>>26022381
It's adorable.
Its practically a human. Its the normie pokewaifu.
>>26022859
a man
Psychic powers and telepathy would be fun. Just sayin'.
>>26022887
If people can pretend Gardevoir is 100% female, they can pretend Hitmonchan is, too.
>>26022905
50% of them are traps.
>>26022381
Pokémon that looks like a woman + straight furryfags = isn't it fucking obvious??
>>26022757
>posts Milotic
Epic projection my dude
>>26022859
>>26022887
A Togekiss watching a Doduo taking a shit
>>26022927
How are they traps? There are literally no gender differences between male and female Gardevoir. None.
>>26022960
yes, so the males look like they are females, ergo they are traps
>>26022960
It's a franchise aimed at kids, they aren't going to show dong flinging around.
>>26022955
at last I truly see
>>26022757
This desu
>>26022381
Why wouldn't there be an obsession? The entire line from Ralts to Gardevoir picked you, I mean picks you. Yeah you have to catch it, but they choose to be found by you. Then when they are yours, they protect you with no less than
their life, and will make a black hole to protect you. Add on the fact that they look female, and you have a built in following.
>>26022381
Porn
Wally in gen 3
Waifu
That's the 3 reasons.
>>26022955
The things I cannot unsee
The entire pokemon is pure fanservice from one end to the other. Just look at the design, the dex entry, being an early game psychic type, etc. It's corporate pandering at its very finest.
>>26024206
Then why didn't they make it at least 75% female?
>>26022955
Well shit. Now I can't unsee that.
>>26022381
It's waifu Alakazam except without requiring a friend to trade with while also being introduced in the Babby generation
You're lucky it isn't the secondary mascot like Lucario is
Gardevoir seems to attract the most deluded, self righteous, cancerous pricks in the entire solar system.
My guess is that they actually feel love for their paper waifu and will stop at no ends if it means defending her honor.
Also anytime you mention one of the key players in the gardevoir autism group the posts disappear and sometimes the entire thread.
>>26024253
Because video games communities are really fucking gay.
it's the perfect storm for waifufags
>extremely feminine
>special powers
>"fiercely protective of its trainer" AKA "unconditional love"
it's the biggest mary sue in pokemon, and literal bait for autists
>black holes
>>26022381
I think, It's designs and Pokédex entries Are why people love it.
>>26022381
lol where are her nipplels? xD
Simple, memorable design
Appealing coloration
Equivalent to Abra without the trading and Teleport
>>26025942
>alakazam only has two shit abilities
t. someone who who only plays in game
>>26022381
Cute, but also a solid, distinctive design.
Even aside from being a qt grill the design is appealing.
Gardevoir is vetter psychic than alakazam.
Doesent require trade to evolve.
Also pokedex says gardy is one of most loyal companions.
>>26027202
Actually it was considered shit when it was still pure psychic.
>>26027202
So what?
Are you really that dumb that you can't evolve something through trade?
Go to fucking wifi general and ask anyone or if you're that much of an autistic spaz that asking people scares you get another cart and do it yourself.
>>26022381
Same obsession that exists over many humanoids you could label cute, feminine, dainty, etc. - The human figure is an appealling thing, and people are drawn to human things.
Yes, people like Pokemon because some look like really badass or chill motherfuckers, and some are literally concentrated essence of adorable, but attraction is born out of human shapes.
You could ask this question about any of the other humanoid types and the appeal largely remains the human aspect. And depending on the qualities of what you're looking at, the furry aspect, but that's a whole different beast.
>>26027347
Gardie's better for in-game, though.
>Found in early route
>Doesn't teleport on encounter
>Fully evolves without trading>Fairy
>>26030714
>in-game
i beat the game with an eevee, anythings viable against stupid AI
>>26030714
>he bought ORAS
>>26022381
>no social skills
>no social experience
>no self worth
>autistic
>waifufags
Pick 3.
>>26027347
1 FUCKING SERIOUS RULE, DONT TRUST RANDOM PEOPLE ON INTERNET.
You breed abras for perfect one, then you go lvl up for kadabra.
You find guy to trade for evolve, so you trade kadabra, kadabra evolves and then... your trade partner decides to dont give back and keep perfect breed alakazam (Especially when its shiny).
>>26025764
This is not true.
>>26022381
Fanart is cute.
>>26031160
Gardevoir in fandom
Cute, sexy, warm girl poke, megaevolves to wife mode
Gardevoir in anime/game
Stares on her prey just tu suddenly kill it with shadow balls, psychic power, dazzling gleam, moonblast etc. Without losing grace.
>>26031160
I'm guessing you've never seen a gardevoir thread in the whole 2 days you've been on /vp/.
Look in the archives if you want more proof.
>>26031156
Get fucking over yourself, the people lurking /wfg/ now don't need your kadabra when they can just inject 50 of them.
Why not?
Elegant, beautiful, loyal, self-giving, dangerous, powerful, able to hypnotize you to sleep (and/or other things, too),
can pick your brains to solve all your mental problems and insecurities, has good taste in fashion, glows and energizes when you're happy,
And best of all, its babies are cute little white blobs with bowl-cut hair! Who doesn't love that?!
>>26022381
I still imagine that under its dress is a needle-like exo-vagina that pierces its mate's testicles to extract semen into her reproductive sac.
While pleasure to a suitable pokemon which grows disposable testes that fall off every year, it is obviously extremely painful to humans.
Because mates are so rare, it is willing to claim its trainer as a mate and do the same with him, especially because of the deep connection it holds with its trainer.
Most male trainers of female Gardevoir don't find out about this until it's far, far too late.
What's worse, after she claims you as a mate, she isn't willing to share; she'll scare off any girl who has interest in you and will hypnotize you into losing your interest in your friends and family.
She'll often enslave her trainers into breeding machines, something that happened recently off route 102- hence the numerous ralts living there in the grass.
>>26025764
flonch
bump for more discourse
>>26022757
Just because you've never come in contact with a woman doesn't mean other people haven't.
>>26022381
Besides the obvious sexualization it's got pretty good special stats.
>>26025764
Not all people that like the same things act similarly. Looks like someone dug this out of their tumblr folder.
>>26034529
>sexualization
It's not.
Anyone who likes it because they think it's cute or because they have any sort of sexual attraction to it should kill themselves and save space and resources for the rest of humanity. It's design is ok, but when people start putting tits on it then they should actually slit their own throats.
just my opinion
>>26034623
Ow the edge.
>>26034520
But, anon, once you have the "interaction with a woman" you aren't attracted to cute grills no more. You also don't masturbate, and you won't be horny ever again for the rest of your life. True story.
>>26034623
I'm surprised you haven't accidentally slit your own throat, with all that edge.
>>26034549
When will this meme end?
Is it just the gardfags that are defending their waifu once again?
Lets take a look at the last couple of threads dedicated to the borderline furry monster girl (not including the porn ones those fucks spam).
>http://fgts.jp/vp/thread/26004865/#q26004865
Literal autism, and the thread was spammed for the most part by the gardevoir sekrit club who think only they can make proper threads.
>http://fgts.jp/vp/thread/25992427/#q25992427
Once again spammed by the turbo autists that think they own the gardevoir threads. The little discussion this one has is one huge cock sucker who thinks he's some sort of super hero defending gardevoir from the big bad trolls.
>http://fgts.jp/vp/thread/25852768/#q25852768
Flooded again to image limit again, what a surprise. At this point I think tailsposter is doing the gardevoir fanbase a favor when he tries taking down the threads.
So go ahead and tell me I'm wrong. Go ahead an tell me most of the people attracted to gardevoir don't have some sort of mental illness because clearly you are wrong.
Maybe there are sane gardevoir fans out there that aren't total pricks but thats not the case for the ones on /vp/.
>>26034682
Those faggots don't define the whole fanbase.
>>26034623
Just letting you know >>26034648 and >>26034672 are from the second discord group.
Instead of spazzing out and going apeshit they just deflect.
The second discord group really loves tits on their paper waifu.
>>26034703
They are the majority dating back years.
If you still can't accept that /vp/'s gardevoir fan base is home to just down right awful people then you might be as deluded as they are.
>>26034549
>tumblr folder.
funny you should mention that.
did you know all the big gardefags have a tumblr, devianart, and god know what other accounts
a couple of them even linked their accounts to some furfag site
>>26034775
>All
I think Gardevoir is decent, and I'm not one of he faggots you described.
>>26034738
Maybe that's why some fans decided to make deviant art and tumblr accounts. Maybe the /vp/ gardfans were just to cancerous for them. Or because those two sites are the only ones that are made for posting art I guess.
>>26034738
Not OP, but you reminded me why I stopped going to Garde thread a while ago. Turbo Autism was rampant and it just got boring after a while. IT was the same shit, different day. Threads were diluted dude to the constant posting of the same pictures over and over. However, It was cool when requests were taken in and actually done. That's pretty much the only strong point I can think of threads in the past.
>>26034682
You poor, simple fool, failing to acknowledge your perverted, monstrous mind.
Soon, you will be converted to the dark side of the thread.
Use your autistic feelings, boy. Let the waifu flow through you.
Flood this thread down, and your journey to the dark side of the thread will be complete.
>>26034682
I'm a Gardevoir fan on /vp/, but I don't take part in the threads. Plus, get this: I'm sane.
>>26031579
>tfw you read the mermaid hentai that was posted in /vp/ a few days ago
>>26034682
It's a shame there are people taking a fictitious monster girl so seriously.
And I'm pretty sure that Gardevoir threads always end up as a discussion between anons with unjustified persecution complex and low quality shitposters that will do anything and everything for some (You)s.
We had even a good Goodra thread recently, regardless of the bad reputation that mon has, and that's because people laughed WITH the shitposters instead of feeling attacked.
I want the drama queens out. Seriously.
>>26035794
This, so much.
>>26035794
Well, that all depends. How do the mods treat on-topic image dumping?
>>26036064
It's not sanctioned by rules. A shame.
>>26036064
So, in reality, Rules 6 and 10 really don't exist. I'm not surprised.
>>26036323
Rules 3, 6, and 10 are just there so they have lazy excuses to ban you if they can't find a legit one
>>26034682
Honestly at this points both gardefags and anti-gardefags (like you) are equally cancer. I miss the time when we could actually have decent Gardevoir threads without shitposting haters and fanboys taking all the bait possible.
The sekrit club is twice as much cancer, also.>gardevoir
>furry
>>26037490
>points out gardevoir threads foster autism to the tenth power on /vp/
>man just a hater, anyone that says anything bad about muh waifu is a shitposter
pic related, this must be you
>>26035779
Actually I never found it. Any way I can?
>>26037680
>filename
Oh, it's just you.
>>26037905
Sex with female gardevoir is for gallades, not humans.
Humans use Gardevoirs to beat shit out of other pokemon.
>>26037826
Hontou ni Chotto Dake Kowai Youkai Otogibanashi
>>26037944
>>26038174
I'm not saying that he's the cancer, I'm saying "oh, it's just that guy again".
>>26038198
Uh huh. Sure.
So...gardevoir thread?
>>26039420
SHHHH!
Don't say those words!
You'll wake them!
>>26039420
Yeah!
>>26040342
Too late.
>>26037680
>tfw I personally know who made that one aggron thread
>tfw I remember how gardautists invaded it to defend it.
>tfw this was when garde threads were a friday only thing
>tfw I remember the guy (take a guess) who made the Aggron thread go on saying "I see all these threads to gardevoir and lopunny, lets have one for the best pokebro"
>tfw I didn't even mean to bait or cause a mark on garde threads
>tfw I somehow managed to call out the cancer that existed within
>tfwI'm still not sorry and steel > fairy because its a giant metal robo-T-rex
>>26040372
>>26040372
>thick gardevoir
Now I want this.
>>26041745
Found it
https://fgts.jp/vp/thread/23145200/#23147668
>>26041858
I don't know, that looks like it was intended to bait Gardy fags. I wouldn't be surprised if OP "invaded" the thread himself.
>>26042804
if you believe this you are either new to this board or one of the delusional garefags who thinks everyone is out to get them.
i remember this thread and the general (or whatever the fuck they were doing those days) was all up in arms over the aggron anon.
Fucking babies i tell you.
>>26043066
He isn't saying bullshit. It's not impossible that would be what he tried to do with the thread.
>>26043116
Its also not impossible that aliens will make contact with us tomorrow.
Do we need to pull up more archived threads that were destroyed by the gardevoir fanbase?
Off the top of my head i can remember some reaction image thread and some cute couples thread that were invaded too.
When can we say that the gardevoir fanbase is just awful without people trying to white knight for all their faggotry?
I like it a little bit for being so loving in fan art, but mostly because I love alien shits like beheeyem and claydol and malamar and it's always portrayed as spooky in the anime. it's just a neat pokemon that gives me boners sometimes who cares
>>26041745
>>26041858
I'd like to submit into evidence, mr aggron anon
>>26043197
>Its also not impossible that aliens will make contact with us tomorrow.
Well, you're also not entirely wrong. There likely is other alive things around us that try to search for other people in the universe.
>Do we need to pull up more archived threads that were destroyed by the gardevoir fanbase?
They were destroyed by "stop liking what I don't like" shitposters and gardefags taking the bait everytime.
>Off the top of my head i can remember some reaction image thread and some cute couples thread that were invaded too.
having these threads having a lot of Gardevoir X [other pokemon]/Gardevoir reaction images doesn't equal "Invaded".
>When can we say that the gardevoir fanbase is just awful without people trying to white knight for all their faggotry?
I'm sorry for disagreeing with you :(
>>26022381
I got into Pokemon a couple years ago and have only done showdown because I can't be bothered playing a kids game against crappy AI trainers.
I mostly play UU which is the tier Gardevoir is in yet I've seen it used maybe twice. Is there an in-game reason that made people like Gardevoir or is it purely because of it's design. From my point of view it isn't a popular pick and only gets discussed by virgin man children.
>>26043533
>Is there an in-game reason that made people like Gardevoir
Have you played gen 3?
>>26043762
Played Silver when I was a kid and XD Gale of Darkness which I guess is Gen 3 but I never became a 'fan' of the games, just treated it like any other above average series.
>>26043259
>>26043437
>>26042804
>>26043116
>>26043437
>Not knowing about false-flagging
>Not knowing how marking as spam and hiding threads work at the time
HURRR DUURRR ITS GOTTA BE BAIT
>>26043259
It was saturday, not friday? my bad
Just a reminder that Gardevoir is in the amorphous egg group.
>>26044467
Just a reminder that you are posting on 4chan.
>>26044467
Needs more tentacles.
And an ovipositor.
>>26044877
And for all the Gardefags out there who are only after her human characteristics, put her nestled right deep in the uncanny valley.
>>26043437
Go back to your shitty discord chat you fucking autistic piece of shit.
Only someone from that group would defend something like this
>https://fgts.jp/vp/thread/25202482/
>>26045209
I'm not even in the sekrit club high council chat.
Well that reaction thread is a lot more "invaded" than I thought so I'll give you that one. That said /vp/ give attention to them so much it's hilarious. It's even worse than in /ggvp/.
Anyway I'll just get called "bait" or something but I'm pretty sure there is one guy or a few that try to act retarded on purpose to make the fanbase look bad, like on that thread. Fuck it, I also assume the gardefags who keep taking baits in /ggvp/ are false flaggers too.
>>26045209
>>26045308
>>26045398
Very funny that you post an image based on your own state anon. An old, decrepit little toad. :^)
>>26046231
Ow the edge
>>26045398
>04/23/16(Sat)19:39:15
>>26046231
>04/23/16(Sat)21:05:13
~1 1/2 hour
Were you just saving time to bump the thread, or did it take you that long to come up with that yourself?
>>26046361
It always astounds me how almost every gardevoir thread is bumped from page 10, just in the nick of time to save it from disappearing from this board.
I actually think there is someone who must see one of these threads up at all times.
Am I crazy? It fits right with the fanbase autism.
>>26022381
That's a cool looking Knight.
porn simply. I wonder how many gardevoirs would be raped by their trainers
>>26046536
No tentacles, no ovipositor, no Ralts polyps hanging from below the waist, no mind-breaking...
Dammit, why's Gardeporn so vanilla?
>>26046609
Why don't you draw some? Or request it?
>>26046638
I'm a writefag, and I don't think it's right to put up more requests than one when I already can't draw.
I'm putting this on my list, though.
>>26046723
Gardevoir sucks cock.
>>26046714
Ahhh, much better.
>>26046719
You gonna write a story like that?
>>26046781
I might when I finish writing a follow-up to http://pastebin.com/0cfU0rhi.contains vanilla anatomy, Kirlia, Feebas, harem, pelvic exam, Cynthia, breeding center, fever dreams, amazons, transformation, Gardevoir, Milotic, feels, and weird symbolism
I'm planning on more sexy shenanigans, the kid's perverted mother doing perverted things, chaos ensuing, Cynthia's grandmother, Cynthia herself, and possibly other sexy things.
>>26022859
the hacker known as hitmonchan
>>26046971
So good mate. so good fanfic
>>26050297
Thanks, man.
>>26046737
I wish.
>>26052602
can you write good valerie fanfic. Not weird but hugs and sex
>>26053956
I don't really know Valerie. I'm only a gen 4 and little gen 3 thus far.
>>26022757
> green alien lady
People have a huge thing for Gardevoir is because how cute it looks
>>26057358
>because how cute they make it look
ftfy, gardevoir looks like shit in-game and in the ashnime
>>26057458
>gardevoir looks like shit in-game and in the ashnime
But canon-designed Gardevoir is best Gardevoir though.
>>26055675
Valerie is a gen 6 fairy gym leade, she is cute and beautiful
>>26022381
I like Gardevoir because I think it has a cool design and I like it's lore. The idea of a paper doll-based guardian spirit is neat to me.
