>http://randompokemon.com/
>set to 1
>turn natures on
>generate>that pokemon takes care of you as a childIs that pokemon a good parent?
yes
>>26019922
i dunno man
I have my doubts.
>>26019944
>>26019922
uhh
Hard to tell.
Docile azumarill. I'm fine.
hmm
big good mom
>>26020129
I got a careful one. I'd say Mr.Mime would be one of the better pokemon you could get for this
weird ...
I'd probably drown anyways.
>cincinno
Clean freak, but not a bad trait.
>naive
oh
she'd be excellent
Shiny... Nice.
>>26019944
BASHINGA
>>26019922
Overprotective dad pokemon
>Cute gothmon takes care of kid me
I'm okay with this.
>tfwSon of God
>Naughty Gardevoir
brb fapping
I need an adult.
Yes, good mom.
Kek
lol wut?
Explains my autismo
I must run far, far away
>>26020475
Flapjack
Um...
>>26019922
>naughty buterfree
things are about to get lewd
>>26020932
bug is not for fug.
Adamant Pineco
It'll work out. I practically lived in trees my entire childhood anyway. Plus Pineco looks like a gruff dad character.
That's me dead
>>26019922
not really sure but cradily is great
>>26019922
this is fine
Nicobay get the fuck away from me
I´m fucked haha
[worry intensifies]
>>26021376
hey kid wanna /ss/
>>26021380
Meine Ehre heißt Treue
>>26021391
>Lax Druddigon
Not bad, until one day Druddigon hugs me and I end up scarred and mangled.
>>26021431
It could have sheer force though
im ok with this
>Careful Shaymin
This could work
>Careful Kricketune
>tfw I will never have a doting bug mom who packs me lunches and makes sure I always carry around a whistle and know how to take care of myself
>tfw I will never snuggle with my bug mom and let her hug me with her snippers
>tfw I will never hear a soft DELELELEWOOOOOOOOOP to put me to sleep as she tucks me in
Life's hard, brehs.
Who's parenting who?
At least he's careful, r-right?
>>26020148
>>26020129
Well, it could drive, plus it probably has a steady job as a mime.
>>26020409
JESUS? IS THAT YOU?
I think I take care of it more than it take care of me
>serious Registeel
meh.
>>26021721
He's serious about one thing.
Killing Jews.
>>26021291
Dude, it's your mom. It's Malyabay.
>>26019922
Serious Bibarel said no candy today. Serious Bibarel is doing this for your health.
Probably not if I don't want my child on fire. Or without a soul. Well, at least it seems pretty good in bed. Naughty and hot.
>Impish Cryogonal
Well I'd probably freeze to death.
>>26019922
>Relaxed Sudowoodo
Jokes on you, that's basically my dad already. Stoner dad could have done better.
First thought is yes.
Then again
>Can read my mind
>Super clingy
>Overprotective
Maybe not.
>>26022032
well at least you're not >>26021376
>unovabro as parent
daddy :')
>tfw me and my dad gets banished to another dimension because >>26020409's dad got pissy
>tfw my dad trys his best to keep me happy and still tries his best to raise me right
>tfw he keeps smiling for me on the outside
>tfw on the inside he's upset because we can't see anybody else, including mom.
>tfw I'm the only thing keeping him going.
Why am I genuinely upset at this
I mean... Uh...
Yeah?
He wouldn't allow fun, but he'd love me.
Still better than my Parents
>>26023192
relaxed nature
>>26019922
he tries his best to stand up for me
>>26019922
>Careful Latios
Talk about helicopter parenting.
>>26019941
>>26020366
But these guys hate humans.
Can we all agree that I have the best mom?AGREE WITH ME YOU SHITS!
>>26022708
I'm ashamed to call you my cousin. Take Uncle Giratina and fuck off back to the Distortion World.
>>26020056
best one
would be a great milf too
I'm worried
>Serious Aggron
Pretty good overprotective dad.
Unless it wants me to eat iron, just like it does.
>Calm Zoroark
I think I'll be fine
My favorite pokemon raising me? Fuck yeah.
>>26023834
>Zoroark is my waifumon
S-son...?
>>26022708
>>26023714
Please stop picking on them
Relaxed Slowbro.
It's chill man.
>>26023888
It's a lot of people's Waifmon.
Might need to get a DNA test.
>>26023891
No fuck you, time rules all.
it's exactly like in my real life.
>>26023947
>>26023917
You're not my fucking son. My son wouldn't question me.
>>26023964
I'm the guy who go tZoroark, not >>26023917
Kangaskhan is one of the few that would be better.
>>26023964
No, I'm >>26023809
I'm just saying, there are a lot of furries out there that would.
>beedrill
>apiphobic
I see know way this could go wrong whatsoever.
>>26023979
My son wouldn't make typos either. My son would be perfect in every way possible, I just know it.;_;
I just want a normal mom
>>26024082I can be if I try hard enough
>>26024102
Hey, be glad you got a MILF.
>>26024049
Depends, Are you a perfect 6 31-IV human?
>>26024143
If anything, Competitive Pokemon playing taught me that no matter how hard you try, You can only be born as a 6 31-IV perfect human.
>>26019922
Man, I don't know.
I feel like I would be heavily disciplined
>>26024200
But mom told me I could be anything I wanted. Mother knows best, anon.
>>26023809
"eat your rocks, son"
>>26024273
Then your mother must not know about pokemon.
>>26024200
if anything, this is what competitive Pokemon has taught me>You do the exact same fucking thing as the meta or you are a retard who doesn't know how to play
this can also be used in many other competitive games
>>26024476
Life is a competitive game, anon.
>>26024538
in all my life, I have never seen a more true statement
Don't bully me or i will tell my mom!
Hey, this might not be so ba-
>After nesting in bramble bushes, the wings of its chicks grow hard from scratches by thorns.
Oh.
>>26024564
Your mother is a trap.
>>26024564Poopy pants.
I'm okay with this.
probably still better than my actual family t b h
>Bashful Pangoro
Uh, so I guess dad is one of those autists who lifts to try to compensate for their autism? I guess I would grow up to be an /asp/ie instead of a fa/tg/uy? I could live with that I suppose, the pipe bomb meme is funny enough.
>>26024254
That would be cool. He could travel through time with you.
As for mine I wouldn't mind too much. But I'd wonder who's the parent in that situation.
>>26024792
>Y-You should l-listen to your mother
>Get down from there! It's dangerous!
>Ooh, I'm sorry for y-yelling, I w-was just w-worried.
not bad
>>26024817
Would it be better or worse than what I got next?
Would at least be good at protecting the family.
>>26024864
And you get a whole colony helping take care of you too.
>>26024881
You'ld have to deal with heatmoar. Then again you could just catch it.
id be like a horse or something
>Bashful Garchomp
Yes! Shy dragon parent. That'd be so cute.
Raised by what is essentially a gentle blob of goo. Could be worse
>>26025103
Not like Heatmor is that much of a threat.
Kinda religious. Wanted me to praise him, converted me to Pokéism. But a good parent.
we Iron Giant now boys
fuck I memed
i'm pretty sure this is no change from my ordinary life.
Besides Kangaskhan, what pokemon do you think would make the best mom or dad?
computer person even in the pkmn world
>>26025471
best mom
>>26019922
>http://randompokemon.com/
Dad please...
>>26025503
i wanna see her shuffle through wallmart.
>>26025571
>The more masculine version mascot
>she
>powerhouse dad
>teaches me to fight bullies
>best at PTA meetings
>Connection refused
check your fucking privilege, you cannot refuse to do something like that, or is there actually something wrong with he server like always?
>>26019922
>http://randompokemon.com/
adamant minccino ;-;
I'm gonna get probed, aren't I?
>>26024435
>"eat your sneaky pebbles, son"
FIFY
>>26025679
don't be mean to her, let her be whatever she wants to be, faggot.
>>26025965
Fucking lol. Get outta here nigga.
Lazy but understanding and caring.
Would definitely never go hungry.
Could be worse.
>>26026092
Now son, insert the probe as deep as possible inside the specimen's anus.
>>26026595
mmmm...deeper
this is fine
I couldn't have asked for anything better, comfiest mon ever.
>>26023891
>modest Palkia
>rends hole in space time
>"aww shucks, it was nothing"
O-oh my.
Help
>>26028047
>Third Naughty Gardevoir in the thread
>>26028047
Is there a preference for Naughty Gardevoirs on this randomizer?
>>26020409
Rash, huh? That has Old Testament Yahweh written all over it. Hide.
*achoos indefinitely *
Hardy Venonat
i think im safe
Impish swinub, welp i'm gonna be frozen by that misschievious pigg
I'll be fine
>>26019922
>>26026140
>>26024435
>Be Aggron
>Be >>26023809's dad
>Find out son has fallen in love with Volcarona
>thefuckisthisshit.jpg
>Ask local Breloom to spore her
>Carry her up to my room
>Let her sleep in my bed while I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's ok
>"If you really love my son, you have to eat this." As I hand her a bowl of rocks
>"But Aggron, I'm really weak to rocks."
>Stare her down as she does it
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care.
Haven't seen her since and my son appears to be single again, so turns out she was a leeching bitch after all, remember all you pokeparents out there, your kid is the most important thing to you, so you don't want them breeding with leech seeders.
Until they die
Oh boy
Don't break the rules.
>>26033048
You're a horrible parent. I hope a Lucario Close Combats you and fucks you in the ass.
