>mft the grass starter continues the prehistoric creature theme and the water starter the ballistic theme
>tfw people will still deny it
Ballistic/warrior/weapon etc.
>>26019542
>ballistic theme
Wait, what?
Literally just invented that didn't you
>>26019549
>Swampert
>>26019549
There are literally only two water starters that fit that theme, though. Congrats, you managed to make up a pattern that makes even less sense than the zodiac.
>>26019619
Torpedo.
Time to eat a dick.
>>26019573
Blastoise - cannons
Feraligatr - hand combat
Swampert - torpedo
Empoleon - spear
Samurott - sword/samurai
Greninja - ninja/shuriken
>>26019885
>>26019896
>torpedo
the fuck is that supposed to mean?
>>26019905
It means patternfags will grasp at anything
>>26019905
>>26019918
>grasp
Enjoy your pirate themed Dolphin my friends.
>>26019628
>literally two
>doesn't acknowledge Blastoise
>doesn't acknowledge Empoleon
>think Swampert wasn't retconed to fit the theme
>think the same won't happen to Feraligatr
>>26019958
I acknowledged Blastoise. It and Greninja are the only ones that fit that "pattern". You are borderline illiterate.
>>26019896
>Feraligatr - hand combat
"Oh yeah, the pattern is weapons, except from the two ones that clearly don't have weapons. It's still totally a pattern, though."
You're even worse than the zodiacs.
>>26019968
You fucking retard ahah
>>26019981
Finally, you acknowledge there is a pattern.
Just watch the dolphin be a spear or something. It's going to be hilarious.
>>26019984
>>26020000
This isn't your average everyday autism. This isadvanced autism.
>>26020030
I'm going to screencap this thread just to laugh at your denial
man this board is fucking shit it gets worse every day
>>26019896
>Swampert - torpedo
>when sharpedo literally exists
this is dumb
>>26019542
Fun fact: Seeing patterns in things where there's no patterns is a sign of autism.
>>26020103
>impying we dont know that vp is heavily autistic
just look at the faggot threads ,,post some cute gardevoir'' or any mon
>>26019984
Snappy comeback.
>>26020000
I did not acknowledge that there is a pattern (because there clearly isn't), I acknowledge that you pretend that there is a pattern. You seriously need to work on your reading comprehension.
Also, I want to note that pretty much every single fucking pokémon can be argued to have a combat theme, seeing as this is a game about creatures fighting each other. You'll have to do better.
>>26020051
You're just baiting, aren't you?
>>26019896
>Swampert - torpedo
How?
>>26020132
by being a bait post, this whole thread is bait. chum in the waters levels of bait.
You may be on to something here.
Venusaur = Synapsid
Meganium = Sauropod
Sceptile = Theropod
Torterra = Ornithopod
Serperior = ancient Reptilia
Chesnaught = This is a stretch but I'm guessing Therapsid?
>>26020152
I can guarantee you 100% that GF did not intend that to be a pattern. Reptiles look good in green, that's seriously all there is to it.
>>26020152
even a 5 year old could tell you that most grass starters are dinosaurs
>>26020141
Is it bait or genuine mental illness, though? It's hard to tell sometimes.
>>26020152
Glyptodon
>>26020000
>tfw this fagmeister got quads
>>26020152
Chesnaught = Doedic?
>>26020152
>>26021107
What prehistoric animal resembles shit the most? Because that must be it.
>>26020103
No, most humans do that.
>>26020152
>Venusaur = Synapsid
The Bulbasaur line is toads.
>>26019896
Is this the new meme?
>>26021278
Yes, but they want to see patterns, so they're gonna make shit up.
>>26021258
Within limits. If you take it too far, like OP, you've got a mental illness.
>>26021278
Toads. With fangs. And ears. And claws. How retarded are you anon?
>>26021331
Some frogs have fangs. Bulbasaur and Ivysaur didn't have ears. Venusaur was a mistake.
>>26021344
Cherrypicking at its best.
>>26021331
Welcome to pokémon, where turtles have trees and canons on their shells, lampreys can levitate and camels can spit fire. Don't expect realism, idiot.
>>26021278
Just because something is stocky and has warts doesn't make it a toad. It's a monster, like Nidoran.
>It's a patternfag thread
>>26021119
But he's talking about chesnaught, not meganium. :^)
>>26021393
Huh, didn't know Recess was this early.>>26021393
someone name my chikorita
yeah nice pattern there fags.
t. pattern breaker
>>26021873
dhikorita
>>26020000
>Just watch the dolphin be a spear or something.
What dolphin?! We know the names of what we presume are the starters for this Gen and the Water starter is speculated to be a sea lion.
>>26019542
>ballistic aligator
>ballistic axolotl
>ballistic sword penguin
>ballistic samurai otter
>ballistic ninja frog
>>26021887
done
>>26021344
>Bulbasaur and Ivysaur didn't have ears.
Uh, yes they did, unless you thought the things on their head were horns.
>>26021899
its going to be a weird named meganium
>>26021364
>forcing the toad
>>26020168
>all big reptiles are dinosaurs
Zodiac pattern never existed unless you want to believe an anteater is a mouse that fucking badly
Reptile pattern died when Gen VI introduced a hedgehog wearing a chesnut
Ballistics is OP either trolling or reaching a level of autism that even Zodiacfags would never delve into
>>26019896
>Feraligatr - hand combat
>Swampert - torpedo
I hope you realize how little sense this makes by now
>>26021278
nah I'm pretty sure the bulbasaur line are really just nondescript reptile monsters
there is pretty much nothing to suggest that they're amphibian in any way
We need to put water weapon thing on reddit and watch it become more popular then zodiac. Do it for the lulz /vp/.
>>26021996
>can learn super power and dynamic punch
>not hand combat
I hope you realize how retarded you are by now
>>26022168
>in no description is super power compared to being a punch
looks more like a body slam to me based on the attack animation
it does learn an alarming number of punches and claw attacks, but the design theme was obviously the bites.
>>26022168
I don't really see what this proves
A lot of pokemon can learn punch or kick or fighting moves in general
how does Feraligatr stand out just because it can use some too?
its obvious that Feraligatr would have some degree of raw physical strength but its not like its a disciplined veteran of martial arts
I mean half of the fire starters are actual fighting type but Feraligatr is the expert in hand combat here? gimme a break
>>26022040
Gen 1 had weird interpretations of frogs
>Bulbasaur
>Poliwrath
>Lickitung
>>26019542
You realize this pattern is already a stretch because of Chesnaught, Sceptile, and Serperior, and even Venusaur?
1. Chesnaught could be any armored mammal like a pangolin or armadillo.
2. There's absolutely no evidence that Sceptile is dilophosaurus despite what bulbapedo says. The crests on it's head resemble the crests above the eyes common on most leaf-tailed geckos, which is what the entire line is based on.
3. Yeah snakes existed in prehistoric times but they also exist now.
4. Venusaur is not really based on a dinosaur or prehistoric animal at all. It's a generic reptilian monster.
Furthermore I'd like to know how Swampert and Feraligatr fit the weapon pattern.
>>26022040
The jaw shape, body shape and the warts.
>>26020000
>new starter
>spear
>directly after claiming that was Empoleon's theme
I know you're just baiting but I seriously want to hollow out your skull with a garden trowel
>>26019896
>hand combat
>spear
>sword
>shuriken
>ballistic
>>26023771
I'm not saying they're right, but mega fuck-huge snakes only existed in prehistoric times, brah.
Dinosaurs and prehistoric animals, for the most part, WHERE generic reptilian monsters.
>>26023955
I clearly meant to say emploen was a Trident. You stupid fuck do I need to spoon feed you on something so obvious?
The anti pattern fags are mad as fuck
>>26025274
Cute back pedaling.
>>26025128
>WHERE
>>26025287
Try harder, OP.
>>26025914
Freudian slip.
Look it up.
>>26023507
lickitung is clearly a chameleon though...
>>26021278
>Im-fucking-plying Venusaur isn't a Scutosaurus.
>>26019542
>prehistoric creature
>snakes
>prehistoric
Being a lizard doesn't mean it's ancient.
>>26029350
Macroevolution. Does it ring a bell?
Stupid anti-pattern cucks.
>>26029350
Snakes are prehistoric animals though just like crocodiles
>>26019542
Denialfags are the worst.
Jesus, there's 2 of these threads, will this meme ever end
> Water starter have pattern
> Grass starter have pattern
> Fire starter have.... ?
Hey look, pattern !
>>26025274
> trident
> ballistic
Tridents are just improved arrows amarite ?
>>26029691
>Snakes are prehistoric animals though just like crocodiles
But they aren't.
>>26030031
they definitely are
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanoboa
>>26029702
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, boy.
>>26028743
So you're saying you were too busy thinking about phallic objects? I can see that.
>>26029800
Not as long as the zodiacfags know that their ironic shitposting will piss people off.
>>26029350
>snakes with legs
>extant
Snivy is based on snakes' ancestors. Anti-patternfags btfo as always.
>>26030131
>Paleocene
>Ancient
Nice one. Humans are an ancient species too amirite.
>>26030318
Paleocene is prehistoric which is older
Ancient refers to a time AFTER prehistory hence "Ancient Rome"
