As the title says, let's kill a few minutes with some autism. Try not to give a wall of text, but if you HAVE to, give a TL;DR.
I'll go ahead and start.
>kind of shy, but when I feel comfortable I get mistaken for an extrovert
>incredibly patient with people
>future-oriented and a goal setter/chaser
>like to write and draw, but mostly write
>competitive by nature
>learns things easily
>observant of people, but clueless about my surroundings
>perfectionist, almost to a complete fault
>LOVES the outdoors and nature--nothing better than taking a long drive on a nice day
>most people I've met think I'm very weird and have an odd way of looking at the world
>struggled with deep depression for years, but tries not to show it to others
Make sure you assign others, too.
I've got nothing planned for tomorrow so I'll try to get those that others miss.
>sit around in my dorm and use the internet/sleep
>only go out to eat and for classes
>plays fighters and pokemon
>sometimes watches anime
>was dropped on the head when I was a baby
>was diagnosed with autism when I was about 5 years old
>was diagnosed again when I was about 15-17
>sometimes leave the house, but often only for short walks
>probably not gonna get anywhere in life
>>26018180
Slowpoke
>>26018161
A swadloon maybe ?
Though, most of us are swadloons
>>26018161
Umbreon
>>26018180
Lucario
>intelligent
>nihilistic
>wicked sense of humor
>>26018240
Alakazam :^)
>has some problems to start meeting people, but kinda extrovert after that.
>loves learning new things.
>loves handcrafting (specially crochet) and drawing.
>high patience, loves hearing other people, never tells to others.
>>26018273
Latias
>>26018130
-I am normal, and autistic people disgust me for some reason. I feel like they are like that on purpose because they prefer being degenerate or weird while staying in the confort zone of the autism with the excuse of "I have problems ok?" when they just should grow up and have the balls to face reality like everyone.
-I like girls, especially without clothes
-I don't like talking about me like an egocentric shit
-I don't like chinese cartoons
>extremely athletic, succeed at all sports and physical obstacles put in my way
>highly competitive, everything is a competition, no matter how minuscule
>average student, not dumb, not genius, usually around about 80% in exams and test.
>popular with everyone. Have nearly no problem meeting people
>Hobbies - skateboarding, gaming (mostly Cs) and drinking.
>an unpleasant person for others to be around because of many factors
>used to obsessively try to fix myself to be socially palatable, but gave up after a while
>like to write / draw but pretty bad at both
>generally not very competitive because of incompetence
>want my identity to be as sparse as possible, yet still wanting to engage other people with similar interests
>somewhat introverted, but not entirely. gets lonely without others but lacks the social skills to keep others with common interests in life
>has no idea what to do with life because interaction is painful and no strong interests because of extreme depression
>has spent over half of life contemplating suicide
>tries to drown out sorrows with menial interests, but depression gets too severe to even get into the happy buzzy obsessive joyful feelings from that and just cant stay focused because of sadness
>>26018291
Pikachu or Charizard, maybe?
>>26018297
Machoke
>tall as fuck
>relatively thin
>animator
>love birds alot
>own a pet cat though
>I have a blue chevy silverado 2016 for my car
>my favorite song currently is "light of nibel" from the Ori and the Blind Forest soundtrack
>I main Samus, Falco and Greninja in smash, I don't have a preference on which versions.
>I tend to be blunt if something bothers me
>I try to be polite to everyone or find something to make people happy
>I tend to try to be the funny one
>favorite pokemon is Empoleon
>>26018291
Tyrantrum
>>26018297
Jolteon
>>26018301
Audino
>>26018305
Delibird
>likes singing, drawing, writing, cosplaying, cooking, eating and playing video games
>introverted with social anxiety but not a complete social retard
>overactive imagination
>dealt with depression for over 10 years
>low energy (caused by both depression and severe anemia)
>always making lame jokes
>>26018320
Swampert
>>26018130
Shaymin
>>26018161
Sableye
>>26018180
Feebas
>>26018240
Vanilluxe
>>26018273
Clefable
>>26018320
Parasect
>low energy output due to not wanting to waste energy
>plays vidya, reads, imagines or draws all day
>lots of friends but not to the point of popularity
>smug
>sarcastic
>kind of a dick
>but can genuinely act nicer, more of an asshole, or different when needed
>am that guy who says "what the fuck guys" and attempts to remain the sane one when friends do retarded, perverted or waifu related shit.
>>26018444
Gengar
>work in an office on a computer
>struggle to find aspiration & motivation in life
>waste free time on computer browsing one of three sites
>Can't get a normal sleep schedule, I either sleep 2 hours a day or 12.
>Not self starting, but will happily do any task given.
>Competitive as fuck, can't stand to lose.
>Am a loner, have 2 good friends and less good family.
>been a neet for almost two years but I work out to stay in shape
>am slowly getting better at drawing
>can have an interest in almost anything but I usually drop it after a month or two
>I have no plans for the future besides getting a job
>coffe addiction
>don't ever use the same internet handle on several websites
>usually say that my favourite pokemon is magnemite but I'm actually not certain
>lost contact with most friends
>I like being outside but I usually don't want to go out
>>26018516
Sup, porygon?
>very social, loves to be around people and no trouble getting in contact with people
>kind and warm person. Always ready to help other people.
>I work out often and do full contact karate. I like the roughness of martial arts. Quite competetive at one side, but not a sore looser.
>went trough massive change in late teens from nerd to jock like person. Only nerd thing that stuck with me was pokemon.
>not that good with girls. Just got out of a long time relationship and kinda forgot how to flirt.
>dress classy, but don't mind getting my hand dirty.
>I love parties.
>I just like to sleep and draw and want to die.
>Too big of a pussy to do it myself however. No pain tolerance.
>Sleeping is my favorite hobby because I don't have to deal with my shit existence.
>I like the warmth and don't really have much motivation
>definitely introverted
>creative
>reasonably intelligent, but not to any extremes
>diagnosed with a learning disability, Dyspraxia
>very fast learner, if shown correctly (likely compensation for Dyspraxia)
>enjoys collecting, playing games, writing
>very specific tastes, from food to TV to humour and just about everything in between
>pretty laid back, although can get serious when needed
>tries to hide an ungodly stubborn streak
>>26018828
Smeargle! Fits the creative thing and fast learning i guess
>>26018795
Kinda dark bro. Might wana seek help. There is always a better way out. But as for this thread, darkrai maybe? Dark nightmare pokemon, sleep/nightmare and is frail.
>lazy
>likes vidya
>doesnt listen to people much
>cant stop moving
>cant stop hugging the ground
>looks didnt change much over the years
hate to speak with people
hate noise
just want to stay comfy forever
If you are a girl, I will not take a no for an answer
who am I?
>>26018872
Oh I'm already getting help, I just haven't been able to afford my meds until recently.I keep forgetting to call to get more. I'd never do anything now and I don't plan on trying anymore.It's just a process. Depression sucks. I appreciate the concern though.
There's not much more to me of course but there's more. It's just been the focus lately. I mean I like vidya, sleep and drawing is all I really do.
In relation though, I've always liked the idea of Darkrai. The original way to get him though was kind of silly.
>>26018737
Bumping out of curiosity.
>Used to have social anxiety, but have recovered thanks to more social experience plus meds
>Good at making new friends, bad at keeping in touch
>Very curious, always trying new things (and promptly dropping them)
>Sometimes lack the motivation to even do the things I like
>Goal oriented
>Quick to learn
>Try to learn from other people's mistakes
>Have an autistic fascination with space and aliens
>>26018872
Smeargle isn't bad at all, thanks anon. Only gripe is I am terrible at drawing, but Smeargle looks like he could write so no worries.
>>26019340
Definitely deoxys. Tries a lot (forms) but change to something diffetent a lot. Goal oriented just like specific deoxys forms have their goals. Bad with staying in touch, only passing by earth and your friends once in a thousand years in a meteor. Alien facinition is obvious one.
One again requesting one for >>26018737
Go wild guys!
>gets excited easily and likes to make other people excited
>deep down likes to feel superior to everyone around me
>cries easily
>doesn't take anything about myself seriously
>deeply afraid of being ignorant
>embarrassed of my taste in stuff
>>26018130
Xatu
>>26018161
Swadloon
>>26018180
larvitar
>>26018273
Swablu
>>26018297
I agree with anon jolteon
>>26018291
poochyena
>>26018301
Bagon
>>26018320
skitty
>>26018444
snubbull
>>26018559
sandshrew ?
>>26018561
Espurr
>>26018737
mienfoo
>>26019340
clefairy
>NEET
>quiet, introverted and antisocial
>struggles with depression and anxiety
>good listener
>has big dreams for the future though they'll probably never come true
>capable of being incredibly affectionate and loving
>cat person
>enjoys creative things like drawing and writing
>likes vidya and anime
>internet addict
>majoring in Japanese and art and dreams of working for nintendo
>transgirl
>likes spending time alone, but deeply afraid of being alone
>gets excited about the smallest things then gets embarrassed when people start looking
>straight A student
>Constantly plagued by self doubt
>More easily able to take criticism than praiseSome of this probably looks like bait, but it's not.
>>26019682
Jynx
>have a love for the creative arts like music, film, literature, etc.
>interested in east asian things (particularly korean and japanese stuff)
>artsy, if not a bit hipster-ish
>a bit of an elitist but i only keep it inside and never let my judgments dictate how i would treat someone
>love to write
>getting better at drawing
>love surreal, weird, and uncanny things
>incredibly weird, sometimes lewd, and offensive sense of humour that my friends love
>am the subject of many jokes inside my circle of friends
>very introverted, but will hang out when invited
>lazy and chill as fuck
>depression and anxiety like most other people here
>favourite pokemon are funny-looking weird ones like stunfisk, espurr, and lickilicky
>Extrovert that makes friends easily wherever I go (an ESFJ if you know/understand that shit)
>"Gifted" classes until HS, flunked out in junior year bc I couldn't math, probably have undiagnosed ADHD
>Really wanted to be a singer but got duped out of several hundred dollars by a bogus "agency" and gave up
>Currently going to language school for Japanese, really good at reading the moonrunes
>Sleep-deprived mom of a large, willful toddler
>Kinda been dealt a shit hand in life in nearly every field but good ol PKMN keeps me happy
>Socially awkward, unable to befriend people
>Drawing is the only sense of life but I know I won't ever live off that so spends hours getting mindraped by maths and physics for stable paycheck in the future
>Yay for depression and self-worth digging holes in Marianas Trench
>No goal in life
>Would become undead if it was possible because fuck life functions like eating or sleeping
>Likes socks and long walks and malamars
>Honest as fuck (towards others) but also a compulsive liar (towards self)
>Likes creepy/edgy stuff, especially music
>Doesn't understand memes
>>26018130
Wobbuffet
>>26018161
Snorlax
>>26018180
Bibarel
>>26018240
Mega Charizard X
>>26018273
Audino
>>26018297
Raichu
>>26018301
Gengar
>>26018305
Dodrio
>>26018320
Psyduck
>>26018444
Crustle
>>26018516
Definitely porygon
>>26018559
Bastiodon
>>26018561
Stunky
>>26018737
Hitmontop
>>26018795
Banettehang in there, anon
>>26018828
Exeggutor
>>26018904
>hippopotas
>>26019340
>beheeyem
>>26019657
delcatty
>>26019682
delphox
>man-tits
>3 living dexes
>ass that don't quit
>>26019691
Why Jinx if you don't mind me asking.
>>26019720
Jigglypuff. It's a cute NFE that likes to sing, and could probably play with the toddler, and its lullaby could help both of you get some sleep.
>Socially anxious
>Fat
>Crippling fear of losing mother
>Hate the idea of growing old but don't fear death itself
>Rather awkward but can make friends sorta easily
>Lazy as fuck
>19 but already smoking a lot
>Most likely won't make it to 40's
>>26019780
Exeggutor? Mind saying why you picked this?(Not upset, just don't see a strong connection offhand.)
>Self-loathing
>Has both depression and anxiety
>Despite both facts, can be a major goof
>Writes a lot
>Said to have a wild imagination
halp, veepee.
>>26019818
Cubone
Me
>Sporty ottermode
>Pretty extroverted but i need my own time too
>I think im better than others (trying not to act like it too much, im maybe a bit douchy sometimes)
>I hate to do stuff just because someone tells me to
>Summers the best season
>I like cute things
>Bi-curious
>>26019979
Cherrim. It's got an introvert form and an extrovert form, loves sunny days, and is cute.
>lazy smartass
>kind of a bitch but also kind of team mom, so I'm pretty well-liked
>loves grunge and metal and anything edgy
>hides power level like a politician with an affair--poorly but desperately
>good at writing and foreign language, bad at math
>handles stress like a pro
>incapable of keeping clean apartment
>has a hard-on for moral ambiguity in fiction but has a bad habit of seeing people in black and white irl
>likes horror movies, terrified of organized religion and old people
>is comforted by the thought that no matter how bad things get, my life is small and insignificant enough that the only meaning it'll ever have is that which I assign to it personally
>>26018273
Dunno why, it feels like a potential bro to you, anon-kun
>>26020094
I want to punch your face. In a friendly way, though.
Wonder what it means...
>No sense of direction
>Don't like to initiate things, but almost always down if invited.
>Don't like to stick out
>Been told I'm smart, but don't have much self discipline
>Like to draw a lot
>Biology stuff's cool too
>Know way too much about anime/manga and probably read manga more (I'll watch/read western stuff too as long as it isn't capeshit.)
>I what I want most in life is self-sufficiency and to be at ease.
>>26018904
Sandshrew
>>26018931
Whismur or Snorunt
>>26019340
Agree with Clefairy
>>26019622
Girafarig
>>26019657
Togetic
>>26019682
Braixen
>>26019710
Quagsire
>>26019720
Altaria
>>26019772
Bronzor
>>26019783
Vigoroth
>>26019818
Torkoal
>>26019884
Abra
>>26019842
I dunno, Exeggutor just popped into my head when I read this. Nothing to do with your dyspraxia.
>Extremely independent and hates feeling controlled or manipulated
>Hates being in one place for too long
>Doesn't mind being alone, but likes company also
>Not easily bored
>Good listener
>Likes to be the leader of groups
>Exceptionally loyal to close friends
>Doesn't have much difficulty talking to people, but struggles to keep in contact long term
>Is a perfectionist and has unrealistic expectations
>Likes to learn about and debate about different topics for fun
>Can be quite cocky
>Main hobby is drawing and is pretty decent at it
>>26019884
>>26020264
I like you
>>26019682
>>26020247
>>26019780
>>26020307
Well, I did start with Fennekin in X. Not completely sure why this is the consensus, but I'll take it.
>>26020370
It's because you dream big and feels like you have lots of potential but keep holding you back because of your self doubt. You felt to me quite sensitive, too, so I immediately thought of a Psychic type, and it had to be cute, since you get "embarassed when people start looking at your excitement", but quite wise too, since you're able to take criticism and - I think - try to learn from that.
I don't know, Delphox seems what you could become if you manage to face your self doubt better: a majestic one, so to speak
>>26020370
>>26020403
Just realized what OP meant was "give each other a partner"; my bad
>Goofy and fun around people, become depressed when alone
>Make new friends fast, never really connect with them on a meaningful level
>Miss the wonder of youth more than anything
>Not in touch with emotions, to the point of not feeling most of them
>>26020240
>autism cat
how'd you know, anon?
also i get that a lot
>>26020414
>>26020403
Anon you're making me blush. I think that it still fits as a partner.
>>26020201
I totally agree and feel totally comfy with.
>overweight with low self esteem
>usually slow to anger but have a few things that set me off like nothing else
>super dark sense of humor
>am very out going but need to isolate myself for hours at a time to get that energy back
>like to spar, write, read, vidya, play card games, play DND on the weekends and watch netflix
>collect figures, knives, dice and coins.
>better with cold than heat
>am good with animals, especially cats, dogs and snakes
>don't smoke or drink due to health shit/meds
>am super hairy and barrelchested but in private I like girly stuff like herbal tea, fuzzy socks and stuffed animals
>cute things are my weakness
>don't like children
>>26020568
Personally I think sylvion for my partner due to the calming effects of the ribbons wrapping around your arm and my enjoyment of cute/girly things as well as my liking of cats but I'm curious to see what you all think.
>>26020568
granbull
>>26020531
Good to know. And gambatte (or whatever it is said) with your life =)
>>26020493
I didn't know, I just felt it.
So, can I punch your face?
>>26020622
Oh dear god please no
>>26020643
kimi no shinsetsu arigatou gozaimasu.
>skinny and gay
>a little awkward
>nice to people irl but really cynical and mean in private
>really lazy but somehow get straight A's in all my math/EE courses
>read a bunch of /lit/ when I get fixated on existential questions
>obsessed with cute stuff
>very nihilistic
>very cowardly and malicious, always try putting up a tough front only to snap back when the going gets tough
>extremely paranoid
>extremely selfish
>always hold eternal grudges
>faggot
>>26020711
Kadabra?
>very blunt, sometimes to the point of being rude without meaning to be
>sarcastic
>good sense of humour
>very talkative
>very argumentative, but willing to admit I'm wrong if I can't think of a counterargument
>a little narcissistic
>studying psychology at university
>>26020739
Shiny male Gardevoir.
>>26020711
Alakazam
>>26020713
Banette
>>26020656
as long as you don't leave a mark. i work with children.
>uses a lot of puns
>shy and awkward with new people
>very talkative with friends
>misanthropic
>a cynic
>realist with a lot of optimistic and pessimistic twists
>reads a lot, watches a lot, listens a lot (I'm very story-focused)
>almost never gets angry
>gets stressed and nervous a lot
>has nihilistic/perfectionist episodes
>>26020746
Snivy
>>26020803
Dusclops
>somehow get awkwardly sad when it feels no one shares my opinions
>lurked /vp/ so much that I sometimes hear voices in my head saying I suck gamefreak dick
>optimistic yet pessimistic at the same time, sometimes a flip/flop
>love outdoor scenery but rarely rake a walk
>barely ever do things for myself, only for other people
>I have an independent, free flowing personality but I like to be submissive to women
>Only comfortable around people I know or have spoken to. Once I break the ice it's easy to socialize
>Probably have BPD
>I laugh at the most inappropriate shit (ex situational irony, even in horrible situations), and sometimes something funny will pop into my head and I'll laugh to myself
>I make everyone that isn't a close friend laugh very easily, but I test out material on my close friends, so the laugh rate is way down
>I hide behind two layers of post-verbal irony because I hate who I really am
If what I match isn't gen one, throw a gen one mon in there too so I can use it in Blue (^:
>>26020873
Gallade. Mostly for the doing things for others part.
>>26020883
Gengar.
>>26020883
Mismagius
>>26020473
Wobbuffet
>>26020883
wait no, Nidoqueen.
>place in top 10% of the level
>not sporty, unless you count chess
>will be assigned the leadership role 9/10 time
>friends with almost anyone>already kissed a girl
>>26020873
Shuckle
Calm personality
I love to joke and mess with people
Competitive
Play drums
Work on ships as a network administrator
>>26020247
Haven't gotten a 'mon yet. Please and thank you.
>>26021023
Clefable
>>26021038
Raichu
>>26020247
Quagsire
>>26020247
ReuniclusI'm going to be a biology teacher
>calm and introvert person, but I become more friendly if I really know you
>don't talk a lot, listen to the others' problems
>love to draw
>prefer to be rescued rather than rescuing the others
>not very emotional up front
>a bit brooding (so I've been told)
>likes drawing
>likes writing
>strong sense of direction
>have really close friends
>dog person
>dislikes anime
>>26018130
Calm and quite personality. Some even say I'm cold.
I've also been told I'm good at giving advice. It's not rare for people to talk with me about their problems and concerns.
I'm a quick learner and can do a various activities at a high enough level but I'm not "the best" at any. During my free time I draw, play videogames (usually medieval/fantasy RPGs) or hang out with friends/GF (usually playing more videogames/cardgames or going out to eat)
Usually I have various ideas or projects but most remain unfinished.
I do not dislike common things, but usually I try to give my own spin to them.
My main interests are biology and technology and, to a lesser degree, psychology and occultism/magic/myths.
>>26021196
Lapras
>I thrive on activity; I constantly need to be doing something
>Athletic, I love to climb, run, fight, etc
>Live in the moment
>Simple and practical
>Don't like meeting new people that much
>Feel like I don't know a person until we do something together: games, work, etc.
>Prone to angry outbursts in certain situations, but I never stay angry for long
>Bad at sharing my feelings
>Have a hatred/phobia of small metal objects like coins and zippers, just typing the word jewelry makes me uncomfortable. I'm pretty good at dealing with it now though
>Well-liked almost in spite of myself
>>26021217
Noctowl
>>26020713
this is me. i dont know why i never forgive and forget. we are childish as fuck thats why. we are pissed because no one every apologized.
>>26021289
>>26020713
yamask?
>>26021289
I tend to cope with it by trying to harass as much as possible in any way possible. But in the end even if I sack the motherfucker for good what they are and what they did will always linger around in your memory forever.
>medical student, decently intelligent
>can meet and get along people fairly easily, but have trouble getting close to anyone, only have like 3 people I consider real friends
>handwriting sucks and I have trouble getting my drawings to look like I want them
>worried about failure, mostly because I wanna be able to support my aging mother later on in life
>really hard on myself when I do screw up, leads to bouts of depression
>like to listen to and am pretty blunt with people, try not to be a dick
>loyalty is stupidly important to me, so I never tell people's secrets despite always wanting to hear them
>spend time studying, sleeping or playing vidya, love to go dancing when I actually have time to go out
>favorite color is blue, favorite pokemon is metagross
>>26021321
you must be young. like me youll stop harassing and turn to drugs
>come up with lots of fun projects to do but never have the motivation to finnish them; yeah, an "ideas guy"
>love writing and daydreaming about writing
>not a complete idiot, but make retarded slips frequently. I'm fucking blonde
>used to suffer from depression but now taking meds and happy
>still suffer from low self esteem, but force myself not to think about it
>too shy to talk much, but love meeting new people anyway
>people who know me for a long amount of time find me to be silly and spontaneous
>I often like edgy characters
>>26021324
I don't know why but I've first thought about Pangoro, especially for the middle part.
>>26021204
Lucario ?
>>26021241
Hawlucha
>>26021353
Chandelure
>Invent homemade board games but no one else has time to play them with me
>Most of my free time is spent on 4chan or watching movie. Used to be more into vidya, but not as much now
>Quit consoles because I hate DLC and only want to pay for stuff once, still play Pokémon, though
>Only watched a few animes, but mostly stuff from the 80s like old Go Nagai shows
>I follow politics and I browse /pol/ but I'm not a Nazi fuckhead, I just like reading stuff from weird points of view
>Currently mopping floors and cleaning offices for a living. Love my job but it pays crappy and has zero opportunity for advancement. Trying to break into Allied health (not nurses, like X-Ray and ventilator people at hospitals, that way it's like being a nurse but you don't have to wipe their butts)
>socially awkward, but I know when I can and can't sperg out
>writer--I fucking LOVE writing
>somewhat low self esteem, but I'm getting better
>competitive as FUCK, probably due to my self esteem issues
>empathetic
>used to skip school to go to the library like a fucking nerd lmao
>most of my time on the computer is spent writing, reading dumb shit on 4chan, and looking at pictures of cool forestson tumblr
>sometimes it's hard for me to organize my thoughts without putting it on paper--I'm a very visual person
>almost always listening to music, and usually it's pretentious /mu/ hipster shit
>very introverted, don't really like spending time with other people
>I'm pretty sarcastic, I daydream a lot and I rely more on logic than feelings
>only go outside if I have to (groceries, school etc.)
>hobbies include drawing, playing vidya, watching streams and (occasionally) anime
>I can get talkative if talking with one person, but if someone joins in I usually clam up
>I get stressed and anxious really easily from things most people don't struggle with
>I get up early in the morning to work on my garden
>pruning, mowing, watering, fertilizing, in general watching my crops grow makes me happy inside
>animation student/cartoonist who does commissions for dosh
>live with sick mom who I take care ofI don't talk to anybody but my mom for weeks at a time, I don't even have online friends anymore
>>26018444
Serperior
>>26021472
Go to a community college and take X-Ray Technician courses. Not speaking from experience, but it has good pay and is in decent demand.
>>26021472
Dragonite
>>26021504
Murkrow
>>26021589
Musharna
>>26021735
Lilligant
>>26021793
>>26018496
Huh. That's actually pretty accurate.
>>26018180
phantump
> started going to juvy/jail when i was 13 spent a little under 3 years total till i was 17
>institutionalized so now i never leave home other than for work or food
>have tons of friends, but i have trouble being a present friend
>diagnosed with psychotic n.o.s. disorder at 13 (and some other ones)
>want to get married one day, but no hope because i know on the inside im an anti-social degenerate of a human
>im into weightlifing/pokemon/bible
>>26021930
Altaria
>>26021930
Toxicroak
some anon made pic related out of a quote that i posted in a thread some day. it describes my worldview and thus, my person, very precisely i think.
>>26021972
Lol i dont get why, but ok !
>>26022094
Dope ill throw him on my team
>>26022123 Slowking. I always tell people dont think inside the box, dont think outside the box, think without the box
>>26021241
Pichu, but ill raichu down as pikachu.
Do you hate steel types?
>>26022355
I dunno, Altaria sort of resonated with what you wrote about marriage I guess
also clouds>sky>heaven>the bible(?) was another train of thought
>I pour milk then the cereal afterwards
>I sit down and wipe from back to balls
>I barely graduated from high school
>>26022123
lmao what a pseud
I give you Lucario
>>26022550
>Do you hate steel types?
No, just Klefki. It's just small metal objects, particularly shiny ones, that rustle my jimmies. Large pieces of metal or fictional metallic animals don't bother me.
>Obese friendless KV neckbeard who lives with his parents and is just barely not a NEET
>Slow to anger
>Awkward around people unless I've known them for years
>Not very motivated
>Main interests are Nintendo vidya and collecting old (50's/60's/70's) music on CD
Hardmode: Not Snorlax
>>26023006
Relicanth if you're over 25. Slakoth if you're younger.
>>26022657
Inkay, maybe?
>>26022624
Oh ok makes more sense now, thats dope !
>>26022657
This made me laugh so hard, mostly cuz cereal. Vanilluxe
>>26023006
Were freinds anon : ) Electivire
>>26022806
Thats fascinating, is it cuz they hurt your eyes or why? I hate ceiling fans and Q-tips with a passion and and am traumatized by Q-tips from getting one rammed into my ear as a kid
>>26023006
Claydol
>takes shortcuts
>constantly changing moods
>cold and heartless
>not emotional
>adaptable
>independant
>apathetic
>indifferent
>>26023265
Scraggy
>>26023265
Croagunk
>socially retarded
>extreme apathy
>contrarian
>drawfag
>>26023336
post art. Smeargle
>kind of tall
>somewhat muscular and powerful
>fast runner and hard hitter
>studying engineering
>very calm, never get angry or let people upset me
>dont get scared
>luscious, wavy hair
>smart and analytic
>>26023336
Elgyem
>>26023361
Garchomp
>>26023206
I can think of no reason why small metal objects disgust me. They just do.
>>26023265
Glalie
>>26023336
Spinda
>>26023361
>>26023387
>not a mixed attacker
>outrage
I'd say metagross
>>26021353
Drifblim
>>26021241
Garchomp
>>26021241
Klefki klefkiklefki klefki klefki
>>26023431
I see, fascinating anon
>more often than not really laid back and chill
>incredibly difficult to anger or offend, don't care for confrontation all that much, but not to the point of being a doormat
>fast learner, kind of a jack of all trades
>usually either playing vidya, watching movies/TV, playing guitar, or any combination of the three
>listen to mostly metal, but I really try not to pigeonhole myself
>want to own a music store someday
>>26023641
Luxray
>>26023641
You're a seel because you sound unproductive and can only learn useless tricks really fast.
>short
>very loyal
>easily discouraged
>can infodump geology for hours
>always has to be doing something
>cheeky
>likes drawing
is it just me or is 90% of this thread self-loathing creative autistic people
>>26024935
Ya probably idk maybe. Tell us about you anon, so we can pair you with a pokemon.
>>26024610
Dugtrio
>Keep to myself unless I feel comfortable around someone, then I open up
>Opportunistically lazy but will work hard when the need arises
>Use to love to write, lost that drive though
>Enjoy video games as a main past time
>Rages when losing consistently but because I know I could have done better and am not improving at the rate I demand of myself
>Have been told I am both eloquent and yet blunt when speaking, depending on the situation
>Will normally follow someone else's lead if they are more experienced, but will take charge if no one else will
>Heavily use distractions like video games to prevent dwelling on the present and future
>Love to craft stories through RP within set rules (I.E. Lore of a preset world like World of Warcraft or Wildstar) to create interesting and believable characters, but only do it twice a week to keep autism low. (Just enough to keep some resemblance of writing going)
>Try to be -that- friends for everyone I choose to befriend, that friend they can count on no matter what, sometimes to my own disadvantage
>Skeptic of anything presented without proof
>Believe it's easier to think every person met is utter shit and dumb as a box of rocks and let them prove otherwise than to think the best of them and let them disappoint you
>Patient to a fault, but once patience is spent on something, it's not coming back for that thing.
>Learn best by hands on instead of lecturing
>Don't mind the outdoors but prefer to be inside
>Bit of a fat bastard
>Because of this, can be a bit of a lazy bastard
>Average level of intelligence
>Loved dinosaurs since I was 3
>Tries to help people if they're someone I like
>Sarcastic
>Good sense of humor
>Doesn't take many things too seriously
>An asshole
>But a mostly honest one
>And a loyal one
>Good listener
>Tries to be the voice of reason in arguments
>Not in any way, shape of form politically correct
>>26025083
>a weird mix of introvert and extrovert due to my aspergers
>can get emotionally unstable sometimes when provoked (either anger or tears will come after)
>have to take melatonin pills every night bc my brain doesn't make enough of it
>draw a shit ton to relax and bc i enjoy
it
>interested in the illustration field and slightly in the medical field
>and most of my friends are Year 7 kids i'm ngl
>>26025194
>i also enjoy video games and anime but several ppl at school think i'm weird bc of what i like and how i act, etc
>am a picky eater
>traps > futas
>gets emotionally attached to game/anime characters (especially in Danganronpa)
>>26025217
>voice sounds naturally sarcastic so nobody knows when i'm actually being sarcastic
>stubborn
>have been told by my mom i have no common sense but that i'm rly clever (i don't think i'm that smart mom c'mon)
>tries to be patient with morons but ends up losing it
>knows i'm not good at solving emotional problems but tries to help ppl anyways
>"i gotta see it to believe it"
>i want to put faith in new ppl and make more friendships but i've either had my trust broken or i've moved schools
>spend every lunch in the school library looking at random shit on Google Images
>>26025277
>>26025194
>>26025217
Anon from earlier here, well you sound interesting, (but then again everyone in this thread sounds like people i wanna hang out with) hmmmm.... Mawile
>>26025277
Snivy
>Lazy as fuck almost everyday
>When I get motivated nothing can stop me
>I eat a lot but I'm still thin
>I'm good helping people emotionally
>Write and draw a lot
>I like to discuss with people about philosophy or politics
>Very indecisive
>>26026282
Slowking.
> Almost entirely stoic, cynical and sarcastic but ultimately striving to do good.
>>26027214
Gallade
>>26025277
Primeape.
>>26018130
>Hardworker, a bit of a coffee addict.
>Kind of a loner. I try to avoid asking friends or family favors, even when they are willing to help me. However I always are willing to chat about new things with others.
>Curious. Always trying to find out how things work. Fan of technical literature.
>One of my major flaws are trying to focus in too many things and personal projects at once, losing focus and not finishing any.
>I listen mostly progressive rock.
>>26028283
Golurk
>>26027214
Grovyle
>I Love Being In the Forest
>I studied in the field of environment
>Happy
>Not easily bored
>I love the routine
>Night Shift job
>Very skeptical and distrustful
>I can't smell
>>26020247
...why Bronzon, if you don't mind me asking...?
>lazy but fit
>procrastinates way too much
>social anxiety and trust issues
>feels good to help people
>squeamish as fug
>likes to keep things clean and tidy
>doesn't get surprised much
>a bit narcissistic
>sometimes talks in third person
>Lax
>Like to start shit just for the sake of starting shit
>Insomniac
>Here and now kind of guy
>Like to write about my profession
>Competitive in games, but lose interest as soon as it is over
>Oblivious to most shit around me
>Enjoy the cold especially in the warmer months
>Hate to ask for any kind of help, even if i know i need it
>>26029383
Meowth
>>26029295
Ludicolo or Bellossom
>>26025183
Zweilous
>>26029529
Fuck I hate cats
>>26029561
Personality wise it seems like it'd be a good match.
>Cats are lazy but agile
>my old cats hated new people and always tried to distract me from my problems whenever I felt downor wasn't feeling down
>She also constantly cleaning herself
>Hated loud noises out of nowhere in general
>Meowths and cats in general are narcissistic fucks
>Meowth from the show talked in the third person
>lazy
>somewhat apathetic
>mostly unmotivated
>I like to collect things
>Can be shy at first, but the closer you get to me the more obnoxious I seem
>I hate the cold
>Enjoy taking it easy, and when I'm doing something I prefer to do it at my own pace
>In the off chance that I care about doing something, whether researching or fixing, I become almost obsessive to a point that I can't stop until I get results
>I could recite the same passive-hobbies every other dweeb has here like gaming, anime, etc. but the thing that stands out the most is how I love monster movies, such as Japanese suitmation, Harryhausen, "Tokusatsu" in general etc.
Rev up those twenty Snorlax (You's)
>I've been skinny skinny since High School, but even my metabolism is starting to be lazy, so i've been packing on more weight than ever. Maybe rev up those Munchlax?
>>26029593
Anything from the Slakoth line
>>26029592
Holy shit I'm a cat I hate myself now
>I live in New York
>I take L's every day
>In my spare time I watch anime, play vidya, draw(but I suck at it)
>I love to start projects, but I never end up finishing them
>Slight social anxiety, but when I get to know someone im somewhat extroverted
>I never get overly excited over things, generally very laid back
>When I come to a solution of any kind, I try to make sure it benefits everyone in some way
>Whenever people show me any kind of affection I get attached to them to easily
>Interested in game design, graphic design, and photography
>When im upset, I don't tell anyone and just avoid people until im over it (which I usually do quickly)
>>26029295
Bulbasaur
>Smart but lazy to things I dislike
>Hyperactive
>A lot of stamina (also an almost nonexistent refractory period)
>Kinda strong
>Great at meeting people and getting trust
>Hate being with people for more that a few hours at a time, I'll start to get irritated/bored
>Like music, and singing
>Distrustful
>Fairly good at hiding
>Gets angry very easily
>>26025166
You might be a Claydol
>all these faggots talking about themselves in 3rd person
this anon would like it very much if you killed yourselves.
>>26029900
Darkrai. He's just as edgy as you.
>>26018130
>Collects toys
>Was a shut-in but turned outgoing in college
>Makes friends quickly but still comfortably assume people talk behind my back
>Prefers Western comics/cartoons to Japonaise
>Tries to game casually but also works hard to not suck
>Product design major, wants to make toys
>Love robots
>Waifumons are always Bug or Grass
>Really hate people who talk big/act tough to hide their inadequacy
>>26023577
>>26029696
Granbull
>>26029731
Chespin
>>26030402
Durant
>i like to sleep a lot
>i like cold weather
>i tend to forget some things and when I remember them I rush them
>a little bit of shy
>in college
>sell weed
>well known on campus of about 20k
>only nerd sorority girls want to fuck
>stay faithful to my gf tho
>barely any close friends
>love Trump
If I wasn't on my phone I'd do other people too. My team in AS if it helps describe me (haven't seen anyone do this yet):
Galvantula
Mega Gyarados
Rhydon
Trevenant
Infernape
Slowking
Pair me up, bros.
>really energetic, if only socially, always a bright ray of sunshine in any situation
>that one person that everyone likes even though they're kind of a douche
>completely uninterested in sex, but find the sexuality of others interesting in a scholarly way
>unnecessarily loquacious
>called "the stenographer" for being able to remember conversations or things that happened months ago with clarity
>can't remember what I had for lunch two days ago, or basically all of high school
>tend not to experience strong emotions, but maintain a fairly constant pleasant mood
>appears at least a decade younger than actual age
>both small and a quiet walker, so frequently accidentally "sneak up" on people
>fond of animals most people don't like, such as bugs, snakes, and rats because all of those things are cute as fuck
>like high-tempo, energetic music with hemiola, emphasis on the off-beat, and/or a robust horn section
>no motivation if it's cold, all the motivation in the world when it's Spring
>definitely the biggest nerd of all coworkers, but also the best at hiding their power level
>fite me (I will lose)
>>26030745
Simisage
>>26030643
Snorunt
>>26030578
Durantbro here. Thanks, man. Awesome bug I never thought about using much. Gonna work it into teams now.
>I never like hurting anybody and do my best to be as friendly as possible
>i still enjoy mad banter and insults as long as people dont get hurt by it as aforementioned
>i dont like outdoors much
>I'm very determined in my goals and i have a burning desire to acheive
>i used to be really depressed
>not really good at anything imo
>play competitive games
>>26018130
>100% introverted, but completely capable of being sociable
>distant and distrusting of most people
>a genuinely happy person, but my face is usually completely stoic and unphased by most things
>even when showing emotion, people say it's all in my eyes and hands, the rest of my face is pretty stoic
>have never felt depression, or terrible anxiety
>when genuinely angry I show it directly, but anger leaves me quickly, and i just move on
>get anxious while public speaking, but for some reason the more anxious I get, the better I perform, even though I'm screaming internally
>I have a habit of walking by reflex alone, and I just retreat mentally, I've had friends walk by my side for 10 minutes without me noticing
>I like history and documentaries
>Love good comedies, find a lot of dramas trite
>I love camping and the outdoors
>cold weather and cloudy days are great, but cold weather with clear shining skies are the best
>competition is fun, I hate people that give up on getting good just cause they fail once
>I hate people that bait compliments, and I also hate people that like to dance around conversations, if you have something to say, then say it
>I got a bad reputation in High School because I dated a shit-ton of girls, but I dumped them within a week or two. Never had sex with them, but as I got to know them better, they were all just shitty people
>friends tell me I exude confidence, but I'm sure people get that impression just because I'm stone-faced
>I think my worst trait is that even if I hate someone, I'll still try to be friendly if I think I can get something out of it
>I adore dogs
>Favorite Pokemon is Volcarona
>6'4", 240lbs, Hispanic with lots of Nahuatl ancestry
>I lift weights to de-stress, been doing so since 14
>>26030863
forgot to mention
>I make jokes and puns all the time
>people call me funny but i dont think i am
>>26030811
Wailord ;)
>>26030993
I would love to have a Wailord bro. It would be a great ace.
>>26031157
Neat, cuz you could never sneak up on people, unless wailord became sneakiest wail, and it would be a living waterpark in the summer, "Waterpark Wailord"
>>26031241
As it's never my intent to sneak up on people, that's not really a problem. Besides, it's not like most people always have their Pokemon out in the Pokemon world. Being a very tiny person with a huge-ass Wailord would be an entertaining cognitive dissonance that I actually am kind of fond of.
